Whenever i get really drunk i look up woolly mammoth and genuinely start bawling my fucking eyes out because i was born just a few thousand years too late
When i was a kid me and my friends used to play this game called the pregnancy and birth club where we were married to disney characters and i was married to humpty dumpty
Nobody other than fat people knows how to draw fat characters and it's literally not that hard... like at all. You just refuse to draw characters that aren't physically appealing to you