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do you think when he was picking a human form he just wanted ppl to find him approachable and he was like "what do I know humans love" and he saw a group of ppl cooing over an otter and was like "yes. they're going to love me"
Dottore being the Second actually makes Childe's voicelines so fucking funny because he looked at the two most powerful men he knows and was like "don't care about that dude and THAT one's a fuckin weirdo"
watching non-fatui stans react to the trailer in real time is so surreal bc they're always like "OHHHHHH WHO'S THAT" and it makes me realize that not everyone watched and immediately recognized every last one of them based on vibes alone
what ppl probably think dottochi is: sweet innocent babygirl Childe being taken advantage of by the conniving madman that is Dottore
what I think dottochi should be: dottore watches in abject horror as Childe sits next to him and peels and eats a whole lemon during a meeting
people be like "Childe's just a lil dude 🥺" and then his voicelines are like "if you have any sort of preference that I personally don't understand you're an idiot"
watch Capitano be like the Tenth too, Childe doesnt give a shit about their rankings at all he just wants someone that can put him in a headlock the easiest lmao
提瓦特运动会开幕式!!!! (Teyvat Games Opening Ceremony!!!!) Fan Video by 锌之助吖
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I accidently saw this video on Bilibili and i really want to share 🤣
There are some more videos that have same topic as this one you can check it out on their Bilibili
what if Dottore IS still a French dandy and he was chased out of his hometown and fled to Sumeru and he started calling himself "heretic" like the edgy kid naming his warrior cats OC Bloodfang
NO BECAUSE THEYRE BOTH SO FUCKING WEIRD AND THAY WAS SO PERFECT HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW IS COWORKER JUST FUCKING CLONES HIMSELF FOR LAUGHS OR WHATEVER AND THEN IS IMMEDJATELKY LIKE "if I had a clone I'd fight it" LIKE??????????
my favorite one is when you ask him if he has any pet peeves and he's like "heh, pet peeves? I don't dwell on such trifling matters" right after he spent half of his preceding voicelines bitching about the other Harbingers and implied that food preferences are frivolous
I mean what else can people possibly want... The mushroom event had variety... It had new mechanics... Puzzles... Character intrigue... Gay people... So many gay people... literally everyone involved was a flaming homosexual... A man confessed his love to Dottore
what do other people who play Genshin Impact even talk about, I'm literally so disconnected from the rest of the fandom that I cannot imagine an existence where people don't incessantly chatter about no-bitches-Pantalone or yassified Krupp
@sasaracore
I think the implication was that was what he meant by "flower sculpting," like making this kind of thing out of the radishes 😭 which is still a very strange and awkward thing to invite a buddy to do on your birthday, but that's our little weirdo for you
I hope Dottore is just completely irresponsible with the cloning and truly does just whip up a new one every time he doesn't feel like doing something, and this means that some of his Segments live an absolutely hellish existence.
Someone noted that they never actually officially revealed their names for the EN side of the fandom and like here I was completely deluded into thinking it was common knowledge 😭😭😭
I love watching random gnshn build reviews and the streamer doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about bc he thinks a 50/300 crit ratio is the most amazing thing ever
Childe, first meeting Dottore and still wary: So who are you supposed to be?
Dottore: I like transformers and I'm gonna clone myself a thousand times until I'm the coolest dude ever and also I chase after cabbage fairies in the forest.
Childe: I would take a bullet for you
"Alhaitham is so nice for letting Kaveh room with him"
bullshit, kaveh's probably never even been inside the house for how often this bastard ganks his keys
still thinking about this so much and laughing
Childe: Don't worry comrade, you can depend on me! I'll help see you through this, for I am a stalwart warrior!
Childe internally: wow what a pussy
I finally changed my pfp.... But did I really....
(credit to @/nucleobutspicy)
((it's Epsilon btw))
(((and yes the father is exactly who you're thinking of)))
goodbye everyone. I'm going away. There will never be anything funnier than "Claymore_IlDotorre" so I am retiring from my twitter career... it was nice being here but we have reached the peak of existence now
I feel like even without the prior leaks of Childe's voicelines I would have had them all pegged like Columbina is just so Columbina and Capitano was Capitano idk how else to describe it lmao
@lameow_
@notadottoresimp
they both have a high skill ceiling in their respective field and are calculating in their own ways, but they both do crazy shit just because they can with the logic that if it goes wrong it's just a problem for future them
Childe trying to bond with Dottore by asking him questions about his work but he only asks the worst questions
"when you made ur Segments' bodies did you have to go out of your way to make them like taking it up the ass or is being a butt slut literally written into your DNA"
@phant0mquartz
nsnsjsjd for like a year people were like "chasm and Baizhu next patch, this time I swear you guys" and we fell for it every single time it was wild 😂