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Adam Moelis

6 months

This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in football. I don't know what's dumber. The Lions snap it early or the Bucs not using the last timeout to try to win the game.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

6 months

@imnotdananymore 30 seconds. But if they miss? Then down 1 score with 30 seconds left. Crazier things have happened. Why not give yourself a chance?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

6 months

@JayavionHarris Of course it matters. If they miss the kick, you're down 1 score with 30 seconds left.

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Adam Moelis

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6 months

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

It's not every day you get business deals in your inbox as compelling as this one. Decisions decisions 🤔🤔🤔..... If this gets 1000+ likes I'll reveal the why

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

@SenSanders @AOC This is one of the dumbest understandings of how the world works that I've ever come across

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

I've been on @Twitter for 12 years, have over 6,000 tweets, have the world's best dog in dog history as my profile pic, and I'm at 192 followers. That has to be the worst activity + longevity to follower ratios in social media history. At least I make myself laugh

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

Vote for the legend @KelvinBeachumJr for Walter Payton Man of the Year #WPMOYChallenge Every RT counts as a vote

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

@Suhail An app that makes saving money awesome. Save money and get weekly chances to win prizes up to the $10 million jackpot. The more you save the more chances to win

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

One silver lining of the coronavirus is that all my normal behaviors are now very socially acceptable

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

If anyone needs help from an expert on effortless social distancing, I happen to know one:

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@adammoelis

4 years

Thank god for this flowchart. There's so many branches to traverse that there's no way anyone would have known what to do without it

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

To the guy in the basketball gym who said "I know you're short but did you play in college?" - you rock don't ever change

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

@alexandr_wang Coming from someone who left finance to get into startups, this is absurd Plenty of great reasons to go into finance and to not go to a startup, including a steadier career, interest in the work, a less risky path to making good money, and helping facilitate new companies.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

My plans 2020

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

We should stop teaching English in high schools and replace it with classes in personal finance, nutrition, and programming. How is debating how Gatsby feels on page 58 more important than knowing how to manage money responsibly, live a healthy life, and understand technology?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

The harder a company makes it to cancel a subscription the more confident I am in my decision to cancel

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

So nice to see people back together in person, ignoring each other as they scroll through Instagram. Just like old times.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Every time I talk to an investor and acknowledge and address an obvious potential challenge in our business and they say "wow so refreshing to hear you say that" makes me wonder what kind of complete and utter crap most people spew

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

What a genius customer service strategy

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

A paradox of life is that sayings things with confidence makes people think you're smart, but the smartest people know the world is usually too complicated to speak with a high degree of confidence. This is Trump and Fauci.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Louis - please consider Adam as a name 🙏

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@gotnofaith

2 years

@YottaSavings the delivery fee for my second child was just covered by yotta. Thank you!

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

@shl Who was this founder? Must be a smart guy

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

6 years

I've recently become a "have a good one" goodbye guy. Interesting

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

I wonder how much money the world would save in annual health care expenditure if we changed two simple social conventions: 1) Replace the handshake with a wave 2) Everyone sneeze into their elbows instead of on their hands #Moelis2020

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Why the hell haven't they interviewed Bugs Bunny yet in The Last Dance? His last second dunk against the Monstars was by far his greatest basketball moment

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

September 9th 2002 - the objectively best creature that has ever lived was born. Happy birthday to the king of dog heaven, Ziggy!

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Props to the hackers who stole my credit card number. This is an incredible order. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap. Bon Appétit hackers

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

To the fully vaccinated young people wearing masks with no one around them in 100 degree humidity, but pulling your masks down to smoke a cigarette... I want to study your logic

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

Aren't they forgetting about Apple? Why do we call an 11 year old company valued at $95 billion with 2,500+ employees a startup?

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3 years

John and Patrick Collison's Stripe is now worth $95 billion, making it the most valuable U.S. startup

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Society's use of the word "smart" bothers me. Typically people use smart to mean "good at math" or book smart. There are many different kinds of "smart" that are just as important, if not more important. Instead of saying someone is "smart" we should say what they are good at

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

Best way to know if someone likes their job or not - do they order their lunch via online pickup or do they choose to wait in a 20 minute line?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

My grandma just asked me if I'm on Venmo. Things are getting weird. To the @VenmoSupport team, staff up! Estelle is coming

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Before arguing with someone about a belief, you should ask them: a) How confident are they in their belief? b) When the last time they changed their mind about a belief? If the answer to a) is close to 100% or they can't come up with one for b), don't waste your time arguing.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Millennials: "How did no one see the dot com crash coming?"... while they spend $100k on a jpeg of a shitty cartoon ape

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Great business idea: band-aids that actually stay on

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

An article I wrote explaining how simple math cost the Rams a much better, but still very unlikely, chance to win the Super Bowl

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

It's amazing how 100% of companies pay salaries at 75th percentile or above

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

By far the biggest benefit of learning to code is not the coding itself. It's learning: a) It's normal not to know how to do something b) Almost anything can be figured out on Google c) How to Google things in an efficient way a) is probably the most important one.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

@EpKap @WerderEdESPN How does this compare to their week 2, week 3, etc win pct for SB winning teams? An 85% win pct is high (13.6 wins per season) but top teams each year do win 12-14 games. All this stat really means is that teams with high reg season win pct often win Super Bowls.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

I can't understand a word she's saying without a flow chart.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Are everybody's hands as dry as mine?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Anyone who hasn't played chess in an epsom salt bath with a can of La Croix Berry flavor hasn't truly lived

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

I think this is the longest I've gone in my life without shooting a basketball. @StephenCurry30 might finally catch up

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

How do I know the Bachelor isn't scripted? You can't write stuff this good. It would be too far-fetched. 4 seasons in a row now with unbelievably far-fetched drama. Bravo @chrisbharrison you've done it again 👏👏👏

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Thanks for having me on @Mat_Sherman !

Mat Sherman

@Mat_Sherman

4 years

Excited to share this episode of Forward Thinking Founders w/ @adammoelis , cofounder of @YottaSavings . They combine a savings account with a lottery! Save $25, get a lotto ticket. Better APR than regular banks. Check it out:

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

If colleges shut down in the fall, there's a huge market opportunity to charge $50k to teach kids useless facts, how to get drunk, how to do drugs, and give them a stamp of approval that they were accepted into this program

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Does anyone know what the world record is for most string cheese eaten in a single month? Asking for a friend

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Purell bottle fell out of my pocket at a restaurant. Someone picked it up and gave it back to me. It seems there is good in the world after all.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Got recognized on the street today. Must have been the first time someone who was stopped on the street asked for a selfie with the person who stopped them

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Today is my 10,000th day alive. Society should make that a thing

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Cardinal rules of life: 1) If it sounds too good to be true, it is 2) If someone can't explain it to you like you're five, they're the fool, not you 3) Don't invest in things you don't understand Most importantly... 4) When JPEGs start selling for over $0.01, run for the hills

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Who needs a MetroCard when you've got one of these... @DosToros

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

All I have to say tonight is that Barb stepped so far over the line that she can't even see the line. The line is a dot to her. Barb could not have been more wrong or more unfair. #TeamMadison #TeamPeter #StayInYourLaneBarb

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

The NASDAQ is up 3%+ Y/Y and 40%+ over the last two years. The path dependency of how we think about the stock market is absurd

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

NYC - the city where people wake up at 6am to battle to sign up for a spot in a $40 45 minute SoulCycle class, but every escalator is an overcrowded mess right next to a completely empty set of stairs... 🤔

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

1 year

How many people need to almost be killed by bikes going the wrong way before we decide to enforce laws @NYCMayor ?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Kicking the field goal was not that crazy of a decision. Bad yes, but not crazy. Pete Carroll calling a timeout to ice the kicker was worse, giving up a possibly useful timeout for the fallacy that is icing the kicker

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Masks and NYC summer heat are not going to mix well

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

God Josh Allen is good. Best weekend of football of all time maybe

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Does the coronavirus taskforce really need to spend an hour and a half every single day doing these press conferences where rarely anything productive is said? This time would be much better spent working on solving problems. Should be weekly unless there's something new to say

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 months

They chose to receive the ball with the new overtime rules? Fire everyone.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Nothing teaches you to become a handyman quite like a broken toilet flusher during coronavirus

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

At what point is the daily struggle of getting the very last drops of toothpaste out of the tube not worth the immense satisfaction that comes from a successful squeeze?

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

People have way too many high-conviction opinions. There's too much to learn to be able to have high-conviction opinions about so many different things

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Has anyone ever choked on their own mustache? Asking for a friend

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

@YottaSavings @elonmusk you should join @YottaSavings so you have a chance at it

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

There is no dumber stat than "xyz team wins the game 90% of the time when they run the ball more than 30 times, so they need to run the football!" Teams that kneel the ball 3 times also win 99% of the time. Doesn't mean you should kneel 3 times

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

@jayrosen_nyu @JasonLaCanfora @maddow I'm confused. This shows the U.S has the lowest death rate per capita of any of the countries listed

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

"Lather, rinse, repeat" is such better marketing than "Pay us double"

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Texans 1:22 on the clock on offense. Bucs have 1 timeout. Kneel it 3 times and game is 100% over. Bill O'Brien decides to run it, risking a fumble and a penalty. They get a penalty, and now the Bucs get the ball back. And Bill O'Brien gets paid $5,000,000/year...

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

At 6:30pm today, I was ahead in the fantasy football finals by 30 points. Then all of a sudden, points started pouring in from Green Bay, pouring in from Dallas, pouring in from Washington. This was a landslide and a fraud. Sad!

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Today a dream of mine came true. Someone said "who's the guy with the beard" and they were referring to me

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

I'm gonna write a book about a drunk bird called Tequila Mockingbird

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

8 years

Just had my own Ken Bone moment, exposing my Broncos message boards username of ten years ago to way too many people

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Venmo update: Day 2 of grandma on Venmo. She couldn't get rid of the notification icon after getting a request, so is going to delete Venmo. She says she doesn't like Venmo. Prefers Chase. Most predictable thing to happen in 2020.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

7 years

A happy 15th birthday to the king of doggy heaven, Ziggy!!

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Can't believe the week of Nov. 3rd is only a few days away. By the end of next week, we'll finally know whether Tayshia is the new Bachelorette or if Clare continues her journey for love.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

So Trae Young without an ankle injury doesn't have to wear a mask, but with an ankle injury has to wear a mask. Interesting science - I would love to see the @NBA 's research on covid transmission and sprained ankles

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

8 years

Just realized it's "bearer of bad news" and not "bear of bad news"... mind blown. been so confused my whole life why a bear brought bad news

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

People like to hate on @WeWork , but here I am working from a rooftop in Times Square with no one around on a beautiful 80 degree day with a free year-long membership. Thanks Masayoshi Son. Businesses that lose $2 billion a year are awesome

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

Something exciting happened in a baseball game? 2020 keeps getting weirder

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

Basketball coaches: "I'm so worried of XYZ maybe fouling out and missing minutes, that I want to 100% force them to miss those same minutes by stashing them on the bench" McCormack only playing 9 minutes in the 1st half is absurd

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

I've never met a tube of toothpaste I can't squeeze one more brush's worth of paste out of

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

I'm convinced conditioner is just a convenient excuse to extend time spent in the shower

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Who's the genius who designed the sink where you have to have one hand continuously pressing the handle down for water to come out? It's probably the dumbest design in human history

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

It's so nice out today that it's almost as nice out as it is in

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

1 month

@mikulaja @winwithyotta Funds were held at Evolve, a member FDIC bank. The cards that were frozen on May 11th are also issued by Evolve. The same freeze that has caused thousands of customers not to be able to spend their own money for 3 weeks now.

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

8 years

I've pledged to have my first beer ever should the Broncos beat the Pats on Sunday - @NotJackDavis will serve as witness

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

5 years

Who thought that Newark was a good name for a place very close to New York? They're almost the same exact word!

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

2 years

I still feel sick for @JoshAllenQB . You have the greatest playoff start in history for a QB, make incredibly clutch late game plays on fourth down, score again miraculously, and then your coach decides to only use 7 of the 11 allowed players on defense to lose. Can't get over it

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

6 years

Does anyone know of a startup that matches people with other people who want to go to a Frankie Valli concert? Asking for a friend

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

3 years

Easy way to know who's definitely vaccinated - those wearing masks on sunny 90 degree New York weekends out in the open with no one near them

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

4 years

People hate on me for watching the Bachelor. The only difference between TV like last night's debate and the Bachelor is that at least on the Bachelor some of them are there for the right reasons

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Adam Moelis

@adammoelis

6 months

Ah of course @Buccaneers ... I forgot 47 yard field goals not only are never missed ever but also take 25 seconds off the clock.