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making up some nice stories to amuse you | @stereogum | abby @stereogum .com

Brooklyn, NY
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the human brain is endlessly fascinating.. imagine having the wherewithal to write moon pix but then u fall for this
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@abbyfjones_
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when union-busting doesn't work so u just fold the entire brand>>>>>>>>>>
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Pitchfork Union
10 months
🧵: After more than a month in limbo, we finally got word from our management that no members of Pitchfork Union will be laid off amid the current cuts at Conde Nast. This is great news, and we appreciate everyone’s support.
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oh.
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@abbyfjones_
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thinking about the best opening line i ever received on dating apps
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2 years
i can't believe the boygenius RS cover story k*lled d*vid cr*sby
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@abbyfjones_
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just making sure u guys know that google maps labels the american football house as a “place of worship”
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did anthony fantano write this
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women are unfazed by fantano's mj lenderman score bc we're used to bald men disputing our tastes
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1 year
we haven't talked enough about the fact that ed droste from grizzly bear has a cousin also named ed droste who co-founded the hooters restaurant franchise
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@abbyfjones_
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6 years
Knowing that Sky Ferreira also cries in bathrooms before interviews is giving me much peace of mind this fine Tuesday
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Pitchfork
6 years
In our new digital cover story, @SkyFerreira talks to us about growing up, getting advice from Michael Jackson, and releasing new music for the first time in six years →
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i am sorry
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@abbyfjones_
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4 months
it brings me unprecedented levels of excitement to announce that i am joining the @stereogum team next month :-) i can't wait to blog about indie rock until i die
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3 years
this is bullshit
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new promotion just dropped
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3 years
editor at new job told me "we capitalize the B in blink-182" i'm gonna be sick
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@abbyfjones_
abby jones
8 months
well, i was laid off from @consequence today. it was a really good two and a half years and i'm so sad. i can do all sorts of writing. any help would be really, really appreciated. abbyfjones @gmail .com
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@abbyfjones_
abby jones
2 years
you think you can hurt me? i just argued with three white men about the national's best songs
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abby jones
5 years
me moving to new york on a week's notice for a music journalism internship fresh outta college thinking everything would be smooth sailing henceforth and I was set for life
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@abbyfjones_
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i wrote about the one, the only, mf gami gang
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3 years
obsessed with the fact that i got my photo in nymag before my byline
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i want mj lenderman to look at me the way mj lenderman looks at shaq
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Nicole Rifkin🫠
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i want someone to look at me the way mj lenderman looks at shaq
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things i know nothing about and are none of my business -bluetooth -why restaurant staff say "86" when they're out of something -merzbow -how many steps i walk in a day -how scaffolding doesn't fall over -clam chowder -the cash back rate on my credit card -what iphone model i own
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howdy, i have Some Personal News 🤠 happy to announce i'm joining the @consequence team as a news writer next month 🤠
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4 years
are they fighting against foo or on behalf of foo
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3 years
please stop asking why an emo album was reviewed by me instead of @en_cohen . i am obviously trying to steal his identity. you guys are foiling my plan. this is getting exhausting.
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@abbyfjones_
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5 years
hi, some news: tomorrow I start my new job at @Popdust as a staff writer. I’m excited and very grateful 🌟
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3 years
did u know there’s a new great big pile of leaves album. i wrote about it
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she was so real for this
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3 years
-are you wearing the — -the polyvinyl x ian cohen shirt? yeah i am
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i love my job :-)
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music writers aren’t “failed musicians” we just can’t go on tour bc we all have cats
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3 years
i reviewed the new illuminati hotties record, which hit me like a ton of bricks each time i listened
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3 years
re-matched with a guy i very briefly dated in summer ‘19 and chose violence
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not to beat a dead horse but i can confirm personally that listening to waxa + mj's "right back to it" on the porch of a 150-year-old house by the hudson while [redacted] on [redacted] is actually the only therapy i've ever needed
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abby jones
4 years
hey fyi when a prominent musician/public figure is accused of assault on multiple accounts, "i'm not surprised" is like the least constructive response u could possibly have so cut it out
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sum things i loved this year :-)
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5 months
sobering that people still assume publications hire proofreaders when those same pubs won’t even pay their full time staff a living wage
@quartzmorrigan
ratison jomes
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yo @consequence you should fire yr fucking proofreader lmao
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2 years
every so often i am humbly reminded of how isolating a career in music journalism can be
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@abbyfjones_
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4 years
I made more per hour at my last retail job than I did at my internship at billboard and my fellowship at pitchfork
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3 years
i, too, am obsessed with the snow ellet EP — had to ensure it landed on p4k 🌨
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some of u are more interested in hanging out with bands than engaging w their work and it shows!
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just read a profile where the author talked more about their own physical journey to the interview location than like, anything about the band. cool!
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abby jones
4 years
if you call yourself emo but don't stan proper. literally wyd. "if only cisgendered black lives matter to you, we don't want it" !!!!!
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@Evanryt after hours and it would only last 30 minutes because he'd lose his patience and just hop the subway turnstile
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if it were up to me every band would have four guitars
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i made a ska-rf
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all the times i’ve complained about never having celeb sightings in new york were absolved last night, when lorde showed up to the karaoke bar where i had just sang “green light”
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one day i will start my own record label and it will be very sick and all the bands will want me to sign them but i’ll only sign the good ones 😎
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wait until she finds out tv on the radio are reuniting
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me at 15, hours before seeing tvotr at acl fest......hoping to one day be this stoked and unjaded again
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the perfect album length is 45 minutes, the perfect movie length is 100 minutes, the perfect book length is 300 pages. i will not be taking questions at this time
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i should text him
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my mom said i looked cute don’t we all agree
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4 years
@stereogum @TheNational @Mattberninger for a sec I thought u were saying his album is called obama
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@abbyfjones_
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4 years
hey btw I don't want to do only music journalism. I want to write ur band bio! I want to manage u! heck even someday maybe I can finally book u a show! I have lots on my bucket list ok!
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what the fuck is the weeknd?
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@abbyfjones_
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3 years
attn editors, gonna try this yelling into the void thing.... i am looking to expand my freelance writing :) i know lots about music and enjoy interviewing musicians :) i am allegedly competent and nice :) email in my bio :)
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3 years
oh shit oh fuck am i an industry plant if my dad played drums in a cover band in the '80s
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@abbyfjones_
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2 years
i'm sorry but i'm not sure what the "i don't want to hear from men today" shtick is supposed to accomplish? aside from the fact that abortion rights impact all genders, i want to know exactly who supports my health and safety and i want as many voices as possible demanding it
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NEPO BABY knuckle tats
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he's a 10 but he's really sorry he just has a lot going on right now
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“we worked hard to get here therefore we think others should continue to struggle” is a real republican ass take lmfao
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2 years
Part 2 of our two week tour with Los Angeles rock band Dummy.
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@abbyfjones_
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i made minimum wage as an editorial fellow at pitchfork. i stand with my former colleagues @p4kunion and demand that @pitchfork and @condenast bargain in good faith and agree to fair wages.
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time to whip this guy out again
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4 years
hey fyi when a prominent musician/public figure is accused of assault on multiple accounts, "i'm not surprised" is like the least constructive response u could possibly have so cut it out
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funny how shakespeare’s been real quiet since oso oso said “my eyes lit up when I saw it”
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i think we as a collective forgot about this photo too soon
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to the surprise of nobody, i spent most of 2020 feeling entirely uninspired and i wrote nothing i felt genuinely proud of. i debated stepping away from writing altogether. in 2021.....that changed!!! so here's a thread of some abby jones hits bc i deserve to feel proud!!!
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WHO will let me write about crying prom queen imagery ....
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from under the cork tree was my nevermind
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i know i'm not saying anything revolutionary here but i would commit a felony to be able to hear the "if this tour doesn't kill you..." to "DVP" transition for the first time again
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finally got to write about indigo de souza, who is very special
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trader joe's cashier asked me "did you watch anything good this weekend" and i was like "were you hoping i'd say succession" and he was like "yeah"
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someone's opening line to me on hinge referenced the very first track review i ever wrote for pitchfork so now i have to die
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@abbyfjones_
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5 years
Very thrilled to have my very first album review for @pitchfork out in the world today ✨ (on a kickass group of ladies to boot!!!)
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@abbyfjones_
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I'm a millennial in that I love rilo kiley but I'm also gen z in that I love phoebe bridgers
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was just reminded that this weekend was supposed to be the weekend I saw hop along and oso oso at the same festival and now I must hide in my personal bunker until further notice
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whenever publicists say "let me know if you need a +1 to the show?" it's like, wow i'm so flattered that you think i'm not single
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writes about emo music for money 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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started crying bc the bar was playing lcd’s “all my friends” so i am adjusting to “the new normal” just fine thank you
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wait guys i am cute??? why is nobody talking about this
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@abbyfjones_
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6 years
Hi, an update: this kid (me) will be joining the @pitchfork team next month as an editorial fellow and I am incredibly stoked about it!
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5 years
I quit
the boyd is a soothsayer
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4 years
a solid percentage of my followers (myself included!!) are women in music who've survived abuse at the hands of gross band dudes. I want all of you to be just as furious about Oluwatoyin Salau's disappearance and death. #JusticeForToyin
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Oluwatoyin “Toyin” Salau Rest in Power Angel 💔 #JusticeForToyin after tweeting about her sexual assault she went missing for several days and her body was recently found. She was only 19.
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love to be the alt roommate
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2 years
somehow today is my one year anniversary at @consequence :') time flies when ur working with hilarious geniuses!!
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3 years
sincerely not trying to dunk on anyone here but ???? do ppl think i have an assistant? a manager??? do u want permission from my mom or
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@abbyfjones_
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I reviewed the great debut album from Club Night, a band that sounds like a lot of other bands I like but also sounds very much like themselves
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also—real convenient to have omitted this crucial part of cole’s quote!
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@abbyfjones_
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each time a girl posts a photo captioned “one good thing came out of 2020” with the boyfriend they somehow obtained during a pandemic society regresses 10 years
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@abbyfjones_
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3 years
i wrote about the 73rd best song of 2021
@pitchfork
Pitchfork
3 years
Presenting the best songs of 2021 See the full list here: #P4K2021
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