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author, artist, musician. MAYBE TOMORROW I’LL KNOW, 2026 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 they/he | rep: @jennaschmenna

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alex ritany
5 days
cat’s out of the bag! i get to share two more books with the world! 1. incredible things happen when the right person believes in you 2. stories about trans joy ARE valued. enough to go to auction, even 3. my parents are REALLY going to hate this one
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@bycjellison maybe the WHO who WHAT??
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have been unanimously informed that my current writing strategy of combing through the book getting every chapter to 100 words then again to 200 then to 500 then to 1000 etc etc is unhinged so why did i think everyone wrote like this to some degree
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oh my god dream agent full request someone pinch me
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WELL THEN. y’all will be hearing more from me VERY soon because i am officially ✨vague✨ (i need to be sedated???)
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oh my god dream agent full request someone pinch me
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sold all but 4 copies at my book launch today :’) ☀️
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ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! i'm so thrilled to share that i am now represented by @JennaSchmenna at @StormLiterary ! y'all, jenna GETS it. i'm so honoured that my little trans joy amnesia timeloop book has found a home with such an enthusiastic champion. onward and upward!
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hello writing community i am looking for authors who write autistic and queer characters 👀 (bonus points if you're pursuing publishing of some kind but not a requirement!) if this sounds like you say hi let's be pals! asking for a friend and the friend is me
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where are my authors writing disabled characters? come say hi, let’s be friends! lord knows we need to band together😅
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3 years
You know those childhood daydreams that just stick with you until you have no choice but to do your best to make them real? This is one of those. Thank you to @HerringAli for championing the book of my heart and to Dana for believing in Nora’s story. I’m so thrilled😭
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22 days
adding the context since it seems more people are seeing this (hello!)
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2 months
this was the opening to my email to @JennaSchmenna accepting her offer of representation and alllll i’m gonna say is that i’m not seeing any proof against this statement based on today👀🫣✨
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when i started transitioning i definitely anticipated a shift in the way strangers interact with me at work but WOW the bible belt has gone above and beyond to transcend my wildest expectations 🤩 anyway. if you like trans people interact with this i wanna build some positivity!
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I GOT IT
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interviewing today for a contract position at my day job that i REALLY want wish me luck🫣
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publishing is so wild because you wait for things to happen and then you can’t even say when they do
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@NBCNews i'm really glad @StorySorcery got quoted in this. the racist backlash she's received over the last few days is abhorrent
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truly in publishing you gotta find someone who matches your freak. like say what u will about experience but at the end of the day. is the person in your corner matching your freak. ARE THEY. it’s essential
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SUPER excited to partner with @HerringAli and join #TeamSpencerHill for my debut YA con novel! It’s about loss, grief, first love, best friendship gone wrong, and I hope it breaks your heart someday.
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watch how hard. i can cry😭✨
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oh my god dream agent full request someone pinch me
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tell me about your disabled and/or chronically ill characters!
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where are my authors writing disabled characters? come say hi, let’s be friends! lord knows we need to band together😅
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about to read through my book top to bottom for literally the first time ever thoughts and prayers appreciated
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first partial request😎 this book is so weird. querying it at all feels like a huge gamble, but in such a fun way. fingers crossed!
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i thought getting back into the query trenches would be mentally challenging especially with the project i chose (weird and v queer) but it turns out that since last time i did this i've been divorced and disowned and actually i'm invincible in the brain now
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2 years
Exciting news: This book has a new title! Super excited to debut DEAD GIRLS DON'T SAY SORRY🎉 (And I have a new name! I love being Alex.)
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alex ritany
3 years
You know those childhood daydreams that just stick with you until you have no choice but to do your best to make them real? This is one of those. Thank you to @HerringAli for championing the book of my heart and to Dana for believing in Nora’s story. I’m so thrilled😭
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well well well… watch this space next week ish or whatever
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publishing is so wild because you wait for things to happen and then you can’t even say when they do
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@lexnuIla when i was a kid and would read nothing but harry potter over and over my parents took them away and had me read 10 other books between every hp book
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@badinfinity2 it is, from personal experience, also apparently grounds for divorce (said with much amusement. personality means nothing. a great rack is the ONLY criteria for meaningful lifelong partnership)
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the only downside to The dream agent requesting a full within 24 hours is that if they end up passing i will simply have to lie facedown in a ditch
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@a_ritany
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9 months
it’s OUT! happy release day! i cannot wait for the world to meet nora and julia and dillan, and i hope this story finds the people who need it. DEAD GIRLS DON’T SAY SORRY is yours to keep!🩷💛
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3 months
2 weeks post release, i was encouraged to publish under a pen name because my debut numbers weren’t good. i’ve heard that my 🏳️‍🌈 characters are hard to connect to/are a hard sell. i really thought it was over for me. querying this book was a last shot. i am beyond words🫣😭
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sometimes your world tilts on its axis overnight and you realize that there Is room for you in tradpub and that people Do want your work and then you just have to go to your day job like normal
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4 years
I need a little kazoo or something. Hurray! #nanowrimo2020
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2 months
opening my wip document and then immediately switching to a different tab... very demure... very mindful
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sometimes your world tilts on its axis overnight and you realize that there Is room for you in tradpub and that people Do want your work and then you just have to go to your day job like normal
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i’m a bookseller and my favourite hobby is going “oh that’s my friend!” to my coworkers at 5 am when we’re unboxing books ‘friend’ is anything from ‘lifelong buddies’ to ‘yeah we’ve interacted once online’
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I know some of you will get published and I’ll get to tell my friends whenever I go into a bookshop with them that I’m mutuals with the author on Twitter 🤭
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@ThisToxicX @Wifesucker people are being really unhinged in these replies as if you followed up with “which means you shouldn’t have to do dishes” when it’s like. yes it sounds silly. yes there’s a reasonable explanation. yes we still gotta do dishes.
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you guys :( writing is hard. can you believe
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the brilliant @JennaSchmenna is opening to queries today!! this woman is a POWERHOUSE. when i say you MUST query her... (🔪)
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@a_ritany
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3 years
today i found out i don’t have cancer. i didn’t even know how much of an anxiety cloud that was over my whole brain til it left. this means the root cause of all of this yuck is still unknown but i’ll take good news happily and with a BIG sigh of relief😊
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@a_ritany
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1 year
COVER REVEAL! so thrilled to finally be able to show you the stunning cover for DEAD GIRLS! the team at knopf is brilliant🩷💛
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Today was a good day for landscape painting😊
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i love…. accepting things……..
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GOOD day. that is all🎉 (🫣)
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@incipient_dream @lexnuIla i genuinely just cannot understand banning books in what world is that a good punishment?!
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3 months
in honour of my sundrenched road trip book coming out this week: new ink!☀️
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remember when i said those books wouldn’t arrive on time for release? my distributor came through, and here they are 😭☀️🩵
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9 months
MY AUTHOR COPIES CAME!
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4 years
I just want to write a YA novel that Seems straightforward at first glance but makes some high school English teacher absolutely lose it. That’s it that’s the dream
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STARLING HOUSE x WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME an anxious control freak, an enigmatic warlock, a soulless pariah and a himbo edgelord walk into a bathroom. the anxious control freak says, "hey, is that my dead body in the bathtub?" #questpit #W
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I had 2 writing goals at the beginning of 2020: write more, and start querying. 6 novels, a half a million words, and one dream of an agent later (you rock, @HerringAli ), I'm quite pleased and hopeful for 2021. This year was wild and hard, but there was good too.
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opening line of your current WIP🔪 "The trouble starts long before Liv finds her own dead body in the bathtub."
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I remember pain. I think it because I’ve just broken my ribs. Or—something else broke my ribs. I know it because I want to breathe, but my mouth is full of dirt, and the effort strains and burns as the same sharp edge slams into me a second time. #1stLinePit #WIP #YA #SPEC
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What’s your Achilles heel as a writer?
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no further context will be given thank you and good day #unhingedpit #H #F #SPEC #LGBT #WIP #AG
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4 years
Might have gone a little overboard with the outlining. (Camp Nano I am READY for you)
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got such an excellent email i accidentally broke my glasses
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ok so i didn't think i'd Actually be able to write a million words in a year when i set out but end of june has me at 528k............. buckling in. let's go girls
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22 days
someone on the hellsite asked me Wtf Are You Talking About so here’s a bit more on how this works 🫣
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have been unanimously informed that my current writing strategy of combing through the book getting every chapter to 100 words then again to 200 then to 500 then to 1000 etc etc is unhinged so why did i think everyone wrote like this to some degree
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and another thing: this is meant positively! i love my creative process and it’s fun and i also greatly admire people who do things differently. so much room in this goulash. different folks, different strokes. etc etc
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@a_ritany
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3 years
People will tell you that coming out is hard but they don’t often talk about how exhausting the process can be. Anyway. Hi. I’m nonbinary and I use they/them pronouns. 💛🤍🖤💜
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3 months
never would have anticipated being in the position to make DECISIONS at this stage of the game but like oh my god how do people do this. i'm nonbinary and bisexual my whole deal is that i DON'T choose. is there a guide book
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neither of these are ✨The One✨ but 1) dark red was absolutely the move and 2) look how tatted i look these days
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one of my bolder choices: dying my hair a new colour the day i’m going to try taking headshots
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tbh this is why i don’t think i could ever write a “how-to” on querying having successfully done it twice. like, yeah, look for agents that fit. put together a solid pitch package. but there were no “hacks” either time. luck, timing, persistence, & a damn good book. that’s it.
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I want y’all to know if I ever get an agent, I don’t know if I’ll write a blog post on how I did so, I wouldn’t know how to critique a query or the first few pages. Like I’ll be surprised as everyone else. Think of me as a pigeon, I just go here.
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4 years
Hit 10k on The Novel today!!
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4 months
body “swap” time loop novel that imagines the horror of uncovering your own gender identity through the eyes of a stranger while you try not to fall in love with the guy who keeps forgetting you. what it was like to write it told thru memes: #unhingedpit #YA #SPEC #LGBT 🏳️‍⚧️
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4 years
Sometimes you just gotta hand draw a fictional town a la google maps to get yourself oriented.
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my debut released! i wrote the best book i’ve ever written & jumped back into the query trenches even after hearing my career was in trouble unless my debut went viral (it hasn’t), i have an indie book out next month, & i’ve written 500k of of my 1,000,000 word goal for the year!
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✨ WRITERS! ✨ We're at the half year mark! Tell me all that you've accomplished. It's time to BRAG about YOU! 🙌 Let's goooooo 💥
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p.s. my queer & autistic book road trip comes out soon if you're into found family units and enemies-to-lovers where one of them is just minding his business and the other is full of rage about it & you can pre-order the ebook👀
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alex ritany
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hello writing community i am looking for authors who write autistic and queer characters 👀 (bonus points if you're pursuing publishing of some kind but not a requirement!) if this sounds like you say hi let's be pals! asking for a friend and the friend is me
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okay so where are y’all at OTHER than here? let me find more of you in the abyss of the internet pls🤲🏻
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i always get giggly whenever i see “author aesthetic” type posts of the dark academia vibe as if writing a novel doesn’t feel like trying to hold your too-big pants up without a belt while running through an airport terminal
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i love wedging my way into the corner of the internet where all of the strange brained & queer & disabled people get to be unapologetic and honest. it makes me really happy☀️
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GOOD day. that is all🎉 (🫣)
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i made bookmarks all by myself everyone clap
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10 months
“what does it mean when your best friend dies and your instinct is relief?” find out on feb 6th—my debut novel releases, getting into the nitty gritty of grief, survivor’s guilt, and falling in love when you’re not supposed to. pre-order wherever you buy books!
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oooh the “wait that was real?” is Hitting this morning
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@shardai_smithh what a wild reach to assume that was your intent?! hello please touch grass
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i love tuesdays on writing twitter!! overwhelming joy!! yes show me the culmination of years of dreaming!!! i want to celebrate with you!!!!!
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4 years
Nanowrimo culture is doing a full month’s worth of cleaning on October 31st
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@AshleySkolrud see i feel similar bewilderment about linear writers like what do you MEAN you can just write what happens and stay in one place???
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it feels illegal to see this well
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tomorrow i get to pick out new glasses for the first time in YEARS what’s cool these days what shapes are in
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interview went really well! now we wait…
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interviewing today for a contract position at my day job that i REALLY want wish me luck🫣
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sooooo… editors…….. 👉🏻👈🏻
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Do any of us really WANT to write a novel for Nanowrimo or do we just want to disguise the crushing anxiety of November with an insane goal that we can blame for our stress levels
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alex ritany
3 years
hey! this is your sign from the universe to watch young royals! have a colour study of simon and wilhelm. #youngroyals #youngroyalsnetflix
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out august 7th!👀🩵☀️
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astraea 𓆩♡𓆪 (ia bc school)
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i wish authors would bring back chapter names they are so fun
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i am finishing a novel tonight. it is the coolest story i have ever written. send tweet
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guys. any strategies for getting over the mid-point “this might be the worst thing anyone’s ever written” hump?
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what a day got a really cool email AND just applied for a promotion at my day job that i really really want send good vibes y'all🤞🏻
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if scrivener could sync to my phone i think i would be genuinely unstoppable
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alex ritany
4 years
I don't think I've ever shared my writing on Twitter before, but today I was gripped by the impulse. This is from my most indulgent project, a sprawling and messy series of 10 sapphic magical detective novellas.
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My project today. My fingers hurt but it was SO worth it!
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some art of the love interest from MAYBE TOMORROW I’LL KNOW because i am soooo normal about this guy
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let’s go lesbians ‼️ (friends to lovers to idiot exes to lovers again what more could you want)
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I’d pitch the novel I’m working on right now as How To Get Away With Murder meets Stranger Things, and I think this graphic I put together really captures the vibe👀
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i'm having too much fun with these #unhingedpit #YA #LGBT 🏳️‍⚧️
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About once a week I think about the time I met a girl who was also an aspiring novelist and she stole my notebook to read what I was working on without asking and then gave it back with notes on how it could be improved
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happy saturday i took some photos today and these are my favourites
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is there any trope pairing better than BOTH parties going "what a marvelous creature. i am Obsessed and would do any amount of grovelling for a scrap of their attention. unfortunately *i* am but a freak and surely they only pity me"
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alex ritany
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hi #writingcommunity i have no recent photos of myself but pls have the proof for my next book + some art! i’m alex! 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️i’m a hybrid author writing YA contemporary and all kinds of nasty speculative fiction. if a WASP mom would hate your books, let’s be friends!
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Got the job! Thanks for the support! 🎉
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alex ritany
3 years
Interviewing today for a position that would make my life feel like a big ol balloon of coolness & would let me do all of the things I love every day. (Writing in my spare time and working with my hands for money?? Unreal) Any spare pocket luck you have is appreciated!
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3k from the full 50! Tomorrow is the day😅 #nanowrimo2020
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Painted Thomas Brodie-Sangster from #TheQueensGambitNetflix ! Can’t recommend this show enough.
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