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@ifyouwereafo @thekillakay_ That reminded me of this😭😭😭
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@jeremiah131st “Now look at the got damn corna of spaghetti left for tha kids” 😭😭😭
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I snuck to the floor after they was done fighting😭💪🏾 when I tell yall yesterday couldn’t have went any better lol I wasn’t even suppose to go somebody blessed me wit a ticket
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When 1 weed man don’t answer, none of em do 😐 fuck y’all in a Staff meeting 😂
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@abIondedlife @nvdir Nah THIS had me in tears on god😭😭
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Me to Quando Rondo after I catch him slippin and he start beggin for his life
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Done been through a lot of shit but finally getting my head back inna game💪🏾
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On another note tho Sadie Jean was singing her heart out last night and she commented on post💪🏾🔥 this concert was definitely worth it
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@itstheeamari @___idi Cause he pissed him a WHOLE piss🤣🤣
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@rahsh33m Him after he see that post
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Nigger please
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so y’all telling me ion look mexican
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Update: bruh I’m thinking they gave her like trailer park type RV😭they done gave this lady a big ass one🤣
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Why my mom just told me she won a RV💀🤦🏾‍♂️ how tf you win a RV😭
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@BIG_DRELLIO @kayyblanco I know they was tired of seeing yo face every Thursday and Saturday 🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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@BLaze4490 Anything else is considered tap water to me😭😭
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@LeanandCuisine @PlayboiGazoo Somebody put the kill bill showdown music on this when she start chasing the car down😂😂
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@SebatuGalore @Captain_Hook504 Are you…..the eater?🧐
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(Not my post) this shit not even funny and whoever put laughing emojis over they face a clown idgaf🤦🏾‍♂️ #Oakland #Juneteenth
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2020 NEEDS to be in the history books💯😭
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Nah this shit got me crying😭😭😭
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This who bitches be “Texting” when they walking past a group of niggas🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️
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Alameda just issued out 12,000+ warrants😭😭 tha whole Oakland going to jail😩🤦🏾‍♂️
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@MVPGO We not gonna sit here and act like this rude ain’t swing a little TOO damn close to the floor😳
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Pussy hit different when she throwin that shit back on you in full arch mode😬😭
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Putting up “no blacks allowed” in a predominantly Black Country is wild😳🤦🏾‍♂️
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Asians and whites build hotel in Jamaica ban black people from going in. So Jamaicans burned that shit to the ground 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲✊🏿✊🏿
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Long story short I need somebody to cashapp me $60,000
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@moddPF @_swavyk7 A we really done watched him and lil Gavin grow up that’s crazy 😧😭
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@thatsonnnii_ 😂😂😂😂that was my que to sneak to tha floor
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@Omowale99949437 Same energy😐
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ITS A TWO3️⃣ DAY FOR ME🥳🎉 I thank god for another year🙏🏾
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When MFs be arguing on here I click on everybody page that’s involved IDGAF😭😭
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@itstheeamari 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he must’ve had the bathroom dream🥴
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@featyagirl @Biggg_Maniii He got it in his bio, yea watch this nigga 💯
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Yo teeth is all the proof we need to know you was screaming “BITCH” before you knew how to spell it🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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Somebody tell @lilbaby4PF if my momma ever catch em in that wig it’s on sight👊🏾🤣
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They told me post it back up here😭😭
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Can I get a fight thread ? YOU ONLY
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Convinced Dr.Umar really IS running this account💪🏾😭😭
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@iwearpullovers 50 steps a head of you bro💪🏾😂😂
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@BEEN_went_KrAzY @swavey_orlando Damn did the nigga even move the shower curtain wtf😕
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When shit be happening to me I just say “that’s my karma”😭😭😭 and go on bout my day
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So who wanna fight over they FONKY ass money I owe em cause let me know rn😭💀💀💀
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DA DON❤️
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I’m so damn tired of these 2-3 month relationships lord if I’m a oil change just say that😒
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@_devdood_ That extra ass dip right there in the 3 row really will have yo whole car jumping😩😭
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Y’all want BBQ so badly take y’all asses to hotdog co. 😂😂😂
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Y’all not gone believe who I thought tha nigga was😭😭😭 if you from tha city then you know who I’m talkin about
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Bitches favorite line is “I didn’t even see Thissss😩Lol but wyd?” 🤨... Bitch fuck you🤣🤣🤣
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Iont see nobody on top who I’m suppose to lose too🏆💪🏾
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@geekinformalik Nah cause this part just had me weak😭 he lookin like “fuck is you doin” 😂
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To everybody that live inna city please be safe out here bruh💯 bullets ain’t got no names fr and these niggas is dumb with no aim🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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Fly High Brother🕊💔
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“We had a package stolen” knowing damn well y’all ain’t order that shit🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣
@TysonGotJokes
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Lol okay, I had a package delivered to my old address. I’m not gone lie. I look guilty as hell LMAO 😂
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If your from San Francisco and you still hang out downtown I’m going to assume your either a child or a crackhead💯🤣🤣
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Twitter gone chew this man tf up the day he die and it’s gone be hilarious🤷🏾‍♂️😭😭😭
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@_adoreshae Girl fuck that, YOU FINE ASF😍😍😭
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@97Vercetti @__Iam4K That lil breeze of air keep you cozy asl😭💯
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@darellandrews She ain’t asked for a napkin so what she expect🤣🤣
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@chrlzmood @lilwhxt What’s these🤔 they look like they be Bussin😩💯
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Idgaf I will Un-Cousin a MF in a quickness🤣🤷🏾‍♂️
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Nigga Coon Chip must be activated🙄🤦🏾‍♂️
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@TriigerT @jeremiah131st So you was taking down two BIG ASS plates in front of yo kids too, leaving them bird plates??🤨😭😭
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Y’all go to Endless Summer Sweets just to be seen🤣 like why is that yo 6th caramel apple inna matter of 2 hours🤔 then bitches ain’t that damn good💀🤦🏾‍♂️
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🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨🤨 🤨🤨 🤨 🤨HERE TF IS MY TAXES!!!
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Blue cookz > Exotic dont @ Me💯💯
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@tinkerrrr__ Cast this lil nigga in next Halloween movie😭💯 his performance is spot on
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I still be paranoid when tha police get behind me💯licenses and all🤦🏾‍♂️😭😩
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🥶🥶🥶
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Google really messy asl💀
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If you ever ate at the Burger King and/or McDonald’s on 16th and mission you don’t need the vaccine
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@TheTriceRozay Is he….you know.. dead😳
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@SaycheeseDGTL Passed a law to get em in jail but don’t pass a law to build more homeless encampments to provide for em🤦🏾‍♂️😭 the math is confusing
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YALL I BEEN LAUGHING FOR 30MINS NOW🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WTF
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Y’all really be scared to get y’all ass beat🤔 you a never in yo life catch me turning somebody fade down idgaf win or lose🙅🏾‍♂️
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You bitches need to take notes cause I just know this nigga in love😩😭😭
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“Bitch stop FUCKIN😡💪🏾 playin wit me” I can hear that nigga through tha picture😭
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Bitches get these bags and the first thing they do is put foil in em💀💀💀 no ID no nun just foil👀🤣
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@MrsSheGottaVent On god everybody tryna figure out😭😭
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I’m That Friend That’s Gone Be Madder Than You So Don’t Come Telling Me Shit😂❗️
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@The_Foreplay @bigtittyteee2 “SO PASS DAT REBERTA GRASS‼️‼️”
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Suns out☀️ I’m shining😁
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Why my mom just told me she won a RV💀🤦🏾‍♂️ how tf you win a RV😭
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The bay is the definition of cyber bullying💀💀💀💀😭😭
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@rahsh33m And He still beat tha case🤦🏾‍♂️😭
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This outfits got Berkeley and Vallejo written all over it🤦🏾‍♂️🤣
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Please don’t do it 😔
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Round Tables count your fucking days😡😡😤
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Yall this her twitter @driaa_a 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
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I know she got2b happy😩😭
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Sis finally got the gorilla glue out her HAIR. Girl this whole situation been a JOURNEY😭
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This for them Tribulations & Trials💪🏾‼️
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So don’t nobody know where this fun lookin shit is at🤨
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la need more places like this
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Soon as a bitch come over to my crib I cut the A/C on 38! Bitch u gettin under this cover
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So I wanna fight all you bitches that was arguing over money yesterday😤 y’all got MFs I forgot I owed hittin me up like “you got that🤔” it’s time to pay my dues😩😭😭
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On god it ain’t click in my head till yo mom said sumin🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭😭
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theRealCoolKid! 🫵🏾🗣️🗯️
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@itsjustnaiya @a___certified Very much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I still got the video some where to
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I been alive all these years and I never seen a damn CHINESE FOOD COMMERCIAL😐😐
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I can’t wait to have kids so I can sit there wit tha blunt in one hand and tha coffee in the other watching my bad ass kids open they presents I said I wasn’t getting them😌😭😭
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