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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

3 years

Dear Mother in Heaven, I DID IT!! 👩🏾‍🎓 📚 💃🏽 Masters Degree successfully bagged!

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

6 years

I live in a country where a 40 year old is deemed immature to lead the nation, yet 12 year olds are old enough to consent for sex.

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6 years

So mum just said to my sister and I “chidzimai TV murikupedza magetsi”.😂 Kiki: “TV haipedzi magetsi”. Mum: “Chidzimai magetsi muone TV” 😂😂😂😂😭😭

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3 years

Proof of life ✨

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5 years

Harare men wawuuuu 😂😂 This dude in fuel queue busy pestering me for my number wanting us to hook up later then his wife shows up and he says he was asking me for a wheel spanner 😂😂😂😂😂😭

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1 year

Achasara muZimbabwe adzime ma lights ...✈️

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3 years

I had the most amazing sadza from some mkoto in Mzilikazi today🤌🏾

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1 year

Was listening to FM radio this morning as I got ready for work, and on the news they said there’s been an increase in wildlife migrating from Hwange National Park into neighboring countries in search for water and greener pastures. Even the animals are leaving dawg!

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@_unburnt

3 years

I stopped my habit of driving kuma AM when one time as I was driving to Hre, around 1.37am, I was overtaken by this woman who was riding a hyena. Vaifamba shem!

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@_unburnt

5 years

Finally deleted our pictures today. Yah, ma1.

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@_unburnt

3 years

Kuibva kwe sadza kuri mukukwata or mukushinyira?

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@_unburnt

3 years

Musanyeberwe! People are actually finding love here and it's ending in 'I Dos' not tears!

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@_unburnt

6 years

People who use Tupperware water bottles act as if once it’s filled up, it turns into chocolate water 🙄

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@_unburnt

3 years

I miss that "dha dha" sound when the immigration officer would stamp my passport 😢

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@_unburnt

5 years

Those drivers who don’t dim their lights for oncoming traffic are very shitty people 😤

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5 years

The way Chido and Biko treat each other ndeye vanhu vanotsvirana low key #WadiwaWepaMoyo

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@_unburnt

4 years

Got my results today, and all I can think of is how Mum would've been so proud of me. "Congratulations wedangwe", she'd always say each time I did something good. Yoh, guys💔

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

6 years

Tuku was a legend. This bus played his music from Gweru to Harare. No song was repeated because that’s how many songs he had. A king 👑

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@_unburnt

2 years

There’s water for a water salute but Byo residents don’t have running water.

ZimLive

@zimlive

2 years

MAKE THAT THREE!: A water salute for Ethiopian Airlines as it landed in Bulawayo today - it's third Zimbabwe destination after Harare and Victoria Falls. The 4-times-weekly flights will connect Bulawayo with international destinations via Ethiopian Airlines' Addis Ababa hub

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

4 years

Virginity is virtue.

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@_unburnt

2 years

How do you politely turn down a bridesmaid proposal?

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@_unburnt

6 years

I think this tweleb was no longer getting the attention he usually does so he decided to reveal his ex to try regain relevance 😂

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

4 years

Exactly 2 months now without a Mum. Hazvijairike.

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@_unburnt

3 years

Why’s men’s clothing so expensive?

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@_unburnt

6 years

It just hit home that I’ve never reached the Photoshoot stage of a relationship 😂😂Mukuzvigona seiko kunze uko 😂

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@_unburnt

2 years

This radio station is running a poll on whether US$2,500 is enough for lobola and it shows that once again, Twitter discourse becomes content on most radio shows.

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@_unburnt

4 years

This man i dated called me emotionally unstable when I reacted after finding a used condom in his bedroom. 3 years later, he reaches out and tells me that I was right when I said it was his. Apparently his "conscience" wouldn't let him keep it to himself any longer. Zvakaoma.

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

6 years

I dare you to show me one Mhofu asingahure.

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@_unburnt

3 years

Why did I see maguru?

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@_unburnt

6 years

Studies show that 80% of married women are sex starved.

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@_unburnt

4 years

It’s been 11 days since Mum passed on, and it still hasn’t sunk in😖💔

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@_unburnt

4 years

Saka mazoti totanga kumudhura nguvai?

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@_unburnt

6 years

Vanoda kudzidziswa kubika DM me. Ndobika kusvika matemba avhara maziso.

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

6 years

At my age, Dad still brings me something when he comes back home from work😊 Nhasi ndaigirwa donut 😊

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@_unburnt

4 years

What if what you think is your whole life, is actually a dream, and you're actually in Grade 1 sleeping in class?

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

3 years

My boyfriend randomly removing my specs so that he can clean the lense for me is a whole love language 😭😍

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

4 years

I'm not saying anything, but the 2 nasty heartbreaks I've had were a result of responding to DMs.

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@_unburnt

3 years

How do you pronounce the word “liquor”?

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@_unburnt

3 years

Dj Ganyani ft. FB - Xigubhu 8 years old, but still a jam!

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@_unburnt

4 years

Should we be friends just because our boyfriend's are friends 🤔

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@_unburnt

1 year

I keep coming back to this tweet 😂😂 ZANU ngaisadaro 😂😂😂

SHAMELESS 🌐

@shamelessDani09

1 year

Who tf cribs in pfungwe dawg. And why are there a million niggas there.

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

6 years

When ordinary dogs see police dogs, do they also go like “Shit here comes the cops?” 🤔

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

3 years

#munchandsip photo dump ❤️

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@_unburnt

4 years

My worst fear is captioning that Methodist mum meme and no one likes or laughs 💀

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@_unburnt

1 year

#NewProfilePic

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@_unburnt

4 years

So he only had one 'O' Level subject.

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

2 years

Assuming you’ve paid rent and have bought groceries, how much do you have left to take you through the rest of the month?

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Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

5 years

All I want right now is 10 boiled eggs and chilli sauce.

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@_unburnt

6 years

Feels amazing to be back home❤️

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@_unburnt

6 years

How convenient that he now tweets about wanting her back after Valentine’s day has since passed 🤔 Anyway, let me get ready for the afternoon service.

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@_unburnt

6 years

I would love love love to have a chill out with GOT fans. Spend an afternoon with good food, drinks, music, discussing theories and our favorite scenes ❤️

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@_unburnt

3 years

I think ndini ndega without a pic in front of elephants🤔

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@_unburnt

4 years

I remember when I was a child and thought life was perfect and straightforward, I always told myself I'd get married to a guy who sings bass, and his last name would be Moyo because I wanted to be Mrs Moyo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@_unburnt

3 years

Man Tawa?

UEFA Champions League

@ChampionsLeague

3 years

🧐 Guess who! #UCL

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@_unburnt

5 years

Kahle kahle, do we have a breaking point as a country vele or we’re made of elastic?

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@_unburnt

1 year

I wonder who “owns” Bulawayo 😕

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@_unburnt

3 years

Still can't get over the fact that Khal Drogo died of tetanus.

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3 years

Zvakazoita mfunge ☺️

Khaleesi🐉

@_unburnt

3 years

@hatiperi_wacho A new car 🕯🕯🕯

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3 years

DJ Rimo

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@_unburnt

5 years

Protect your relationship. Keep it off these streets.

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@_unburnt

2 years

I honestly don’t like this “manyama” slang 😕

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@_unburnt

5 years

Why is this guy never talked about? Why does history underplay his role?

@BantuPower Pan African

@BantuPower

5 years

Banana became first president of an independent Zimbabwe on April 18 1980, when he received the constitutional instruments from the Prince of Wales. As a former political detainee and a member of the minority Ndebele people, he had impeccable political credentials.

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@_unburnt

6 years

I can never be a vegetarian 👐🏾

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@_unburnt

3 years

Late entry #WorldSightDay

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@_unburnt

5 years

So I bumped into a respectable church member last night, mai Doca chaivo, being all lovey dovey with another man. She couldn’t look at me in the eyes today at Sabbath School.

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@_unburnt

6 years

“Vhara maziso zvisarwadze, haufanirwe kuchema..”

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@_unburnt

6 years

Wore a jumpsuit today, and as I was about to leave the house, Mum says,”saka nhasi uchaswera usina kuenda ku toilet?”😂

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@_unburnt

6 years

How do you people cope with your childhood besties getting married? Mine is getting married next weekend and I’m still in denial☹️ Went for dress fitting and I just broke down man☹️

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@_unburnt

3 years

A bit late to the party, but I just watched Jah Prayzah’s Nhorondo series for the first time. I’ve always loved the songs but I’d never watched the vids. All I can say is JP is really talented man!

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@_unburnt

6 years

Large eggs for sale!! Large eggs for sale!! RTGS$8.50 Harare deals. Support a sister. Call or app 0779 499 955 for orders. RT, my customer could be on your TL❤️

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@_unburnt

5 years

2am and thinking about how the economic environment is really not being conducive for long distance relationships 😤😭😭😭

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@_unburnt

6 years

What’s your name? “Carol” “Carolina mama haaa ah”

Tasha Maggie

@MaggieTashaD

6 years

What’s your name? “Maggie” “Ini ndoda mukaranga ndimuroore hoo Maggie Mukaranga ndimuroore” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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@_unburnt

6 years

What is the opposite of the word “sorry”?

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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4 years

I didn't know the word "advice" has a plural.

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@_unburnt

4 years

Inini if you comment on my weight, ndokudhaya.

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5 years

So I’m just being told of an Adventist bride who was turned back at the altar by the pastors, to be assisted by Deaconesses to wash off her makeup. Yah, chitendero ichi ka 👐🏾

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6 years

I’m the type of gf wekuti if you text and you use a heart emoji with a color other than red, I’ll start a fight. Why did you use orange/purple/blue/green instead of red? Where’s the love in a green heart emoji?

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4 years

The mistake we make is assuming we have time.

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5 years

I don’t like Harare. At all.

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@_unburnt

6 years

I think the person you tasted aive akashisha.

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6 years

Tea inotonaka kupfuura munhu

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7 months

I hear all money changers in Harare are at a ZiG workshop today.

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3 years

Chicken Hut has the most amazing fries shem!

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1 year

My sleep schedule was disturbed the night ZEC announced those results. I was up in disbelief and shock until around 4am, and I haven’t had a normal sleeping pattern since 🤦🏾‍♀️

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@_unburnt

6 years

When you get a good partner, kneel down and pray.

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@_unburnt

6 years

I honestly don’t know why I hated beans back in high school. Beans dzinonaka amana, especially with bread😋

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@_unburnt

6 years

Ini handisati and handitozvidi. Tsiye dzogona ku deletika 😂😂

Zaka♕

@4our_Zw

6 years

Ndini nani mumwe asati ambovharwa maziso zvonzi "suprise"😃

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@_unburnt

4 years

This one should've been named Energy Murambadoro because he is a keeper 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@_unburnt

4 years

After eating, he took a sip of water, kwaku kutshukudza mkanwa before swallowing.

Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

What's the pettiest reason you ever denied someone a second date for?

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@_unburnt

3 years

Nhai Gweru people, what kind of weather is this?

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@_unburnt

5 years

Drogon, Viserion, Rhaegal.

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@kyliebae13

8 years

Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait

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@_unburnt

5 years

I knew I would struggle to keep him in the friend zone the moment he first held my hand. Hello gone girl Twitter!

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@_unburnt

6 years

So my 18 year old sister is Baed up now, hede!😂She said I’m not serious and when the time comes and she wants to get married, she won’t hesitate if I’m still single 😂😂Mwana uyu anondishurira😂

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@_unburnt

4 years

Why are the good ones always taken😭

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