Harare men wawuuuu 😂😂
This dude in fuel queue busy pestering me for my number wanting us to hook up later then his wife shows up and he says he was asking me for a wheel spanner 😂😂😂😂😂😭
Was listening to FM radio this morning as I got ready for work, and on the news they said there’s been an increase in wildlife migrating from Hwange National Park into neighboring countries in search for water and greener pastures.
Even the animals are leaving dawg!
I stopped my habit of driving kuma AM when one time as I was driving to Hre, around 1.37am, I was overtaken by this woman who was riding a hyena.
Vaifamba shem!
Got my results today, and all I can think of is how Mum would've been so proud of me.
"Congratulations wedangwe", she'd always say each time I did something good.
Yoh, guys💔
MAKE THAT THREE!: A water salute for Ethiopian Airlines as it landed in Bulawayo today - it's third Zimbabwe destination after Harare and Victoria Falls. The 4-times-weekly flights will connect Bulawayo with international destinations via Ethiopian Airlines' Addis Ababa hub
This radio station is running a poll on whether US$2,500 is enough for lobola and it shows that once again, Twitter discourse becomes content on most radio shows.
This man i dated called me emotionally unstable when I reacted after finding a used condom in his bedroom.
3 years later, he reaches out and tells me that I was right when I said it was his. Apparently his "conscience" wouldn't let him keep it to himself any longer.
Zvakaoma.
I would love love love to have a chill out with GOT fans. Spend an afternoon with good food, drinks, music, discussing theories and our favorite scenes ❤️
I remember when I was a child and thought life was perfect and straightforward, I always told myself I'd get married to a guy who sings bass, and his last name would be Moyo because I wanted to be Mrs Moyo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Banana became first president of an independent Zimbabwe on April 18 1980, when he received the constitutional instruments from the Prince of Wales. As a former political detainee and a member of the minority Ndebele people, he had impeccable political credentials.
So I bumped into a respectable church member last night, mai Doca chaivo, being all lovey dovey with another man.
She couldn’t look at me in the eyes today at Sabbath School.
How do you people cope with your childhood besties getting married? Mine is getting married next weekend and I’m still in denial☹️ Went for dress fitting and I just broke down man☹️
A bit late to the party, but I just watched Jah Prayzah’s Nhorondo series for the first time. I’ve always loved the songs but I’d never watched the vids. All I can say is JP is really talented man!
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So I’m just being told of an Adventist bride who was turned back at the altar by the pastors, to be assisted by Deaconesses to wash off her makeup.
Yah, chitendero ichi ka 👐🏾
I’m the type of gf wekuti if you text and you use a heart emoji with a color other than red, I’ll start a fight.
Why did you use orange/purple/blue/green instead of red?
Where’s the love in a green heart emoji?
My sleep schedule was disturbed the night ZEC announced those results. I was up in disbelief and shock until around 4am, and I haven’t had a normal sleeping pattern since 🤦🏾♀️
So my 18 year old sister is Baed up now, hede!😂She said I’m not serious and when the time comes and she wants to get married, she won’t hesitate if I’m still single 😂😂Mwana uyu anondishurira😂