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Baba Ruhamah

10 months

"Live quietly. Work hard. Mind your business" - 1 Thessalonians 4 v 10, 11 A mantra for life. So, help me God to live by it.

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2 years

"Fruit of my womb" 😂 😂 😂

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2 years

"......dai mamupawo vanasikana vakawanda, madzitete anopa mazano...."

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3 years

No matter the function, usasiye @ZambeziLager

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5 years

I remember this dribbler I dated. She came over with a hickey on her neck. Upon inquiry she said they were acting out "Twilight" and her sibling had gotten too much into character. After God, fear women...

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Maybe this pic of this cutie will brighten your day...

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2 years

See how happy my Mom is 😭😭😭

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2 years

Everytime a Zimbabwean mbinga dies, a lot flats become available to rent in a month or two

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3 years

The missus, knowing my love for Thomas Mapfumo, hired this talented guy to do a cover during the birthday lunch she took me to....

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@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Who else didn't get a key when they turned 21?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

❤️

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I have a friend of mine who is a Jehovah's Witness. A very upright guy. He gave me a laugh yesterday when he complained about how his girlfriend just shows up at his place uninvited. Very ironic.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

"Shamiso, unenge uchimbogera chii chaizvo muno? Pane kasound kanenge kachingoti zhiii zhiii sechigero manheru"

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

My rock ❤️

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

How is the Zimbabwean young male expected to be renting in a nice area while building in a nice area as well, driving, occasionally sending money transfers and taking her out and spoiling her with gifts and saving up money for lobola and a wedding?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Ukaita low self esteem unosekerwa Vitz yako nemunhu asina bhasikoro ukafunga kuti uri kutambura stereki. Kosha nezvauri nekuti kune vamwe machena!

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Matchday....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Ahhh if you double tap the LIKE button , it gives 2 likes now

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Privileged people often think others are lazy....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

HER - Uripi? HIM - On my way to Joburg... HER - Waita munyama wena ndiri ndega paden wanted to give you head yakaipa! HIM -

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Paunotanga kutenga grocery wega ndipo paunoona kuti vabereki vako vaishanda😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

VaTete...

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Baba Ruhamah

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2 years

Zvidhara.....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Ko sei zvichifadza munhu asina degree kuona munhu ane degree struggling to get a job?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Ukaona CCTV footage yeCIT heist yepaNewlands unoneta....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

When God created the woman in Genesis 2 , He called her "a worthy helper". Do you know who else is called "helper" in the Bible? God and the Holy Spirit! Gents, there are certain levels of glory and excellence which you can't reach till you are loved by a good woman!

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Kutorara zvenyu 😭😭😭

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

So I can't mix currencies when paying ie USD and ZWL but pachange you can give me that mixture????

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Do not let people who do not know your story stop you from celebrating your wins. Kune mumwe akatengerwa Benz at 16 nevabereki vake anogona kushaya kuti why is a 30 year old posting an ex Jap car praising God. Haazive kuti maybe from your family ndiwe wekutanga kutenga mota !

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Paunotanga kutenga grocery wega ndipo paunoona kuti vabereki vako vaishanda😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I know the pressure of waking up, getting into town, manually dropping CVs everywhere and going home to people who assume you are not being serious with life. May your job search be easy. AMEN.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Was once involved with this chick who spoke about her ex so much that i too ended up missing that dude.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Thought kuden kwenyu hamufarire zve change ka imi

CHATUNGA

@bellagushaz

4 years

Pane mface akashandisa Riddim one kugadzira Album rese 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Also Covid-19 stigma must fall. Not everyone infected was careless or reckless....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

In memoriam, Chiwoniso Maraire 05 March 1976 to 24 July 2013 "Ancient Voices" remains one of the best things out of this great country

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Muri kuona ma edges ese akapinda mukati aya? Tisu hedu taidya nyika rutivi. Vakomana takambofara 😭😭😭

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

In memoriam Patson Dzamara (06/4/1986 to 26/8/2020) I knew fewer people who were as passionate about this great land than Mwana Mutoko. Keep resting in power. May your life never have been in vain.

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Baba Ruhamah

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3 years

Exams should have a section whereby you write everything you know about that course so that it doesn't seem like you are a total dullard

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Stop kissing people's babies on the mouth! Miromo yenyu inodya zvakawanda...

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Baba Ruhamah

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3 years

My wife wanted a dog and I didn't want it. Me being the man of the house, we got the dog ....

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Baba Ruhamah

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4 years

Harare gets you singing "Ndichinge ndamuda Mama musandirambidze" then a few months later "Maisafanira kundirega ndichiperera paari"

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

5 years

Seems you have to leave Zimbabwe to shine..... ZANU musadaro so 😭😭😭

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Zimbabwean bread winners be like "Maperero anoita Geisha panapa ungati kana mapedza kugeza munobva maigezawo sipo yacho" Comment like a breadwinner tinzwe 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

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2 years

Zvimasinhi ndezvei izvi?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Ukaita low self esteem unosekerwa Vitz yako nemunhu asina bhasikoro ukafunga kuti uri kutambura stereki. Kosha nezvauri nekuti kune vamwe machena!

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Woti upewo contribution pagungano, Madame yako yobva yati "Dai mambonyarara. Munoconfuser vanhu" 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Dad-Daughter ❤️

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

8 months

😂😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

A ZANU PF MP was overhead in Parliament yesterday saying "Mthuli will cost us in 2023. Anoda kupa vanhu zvaasingadye iye" (paraphrase) Meanwhile Hon Biti had promised Mthuli 3 cows if the learned Minister would show that he had 3 ZWL notes in his pockets. Biti's cows are safe.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

5 mins after being kidnapped Me - Hawairevese Tina... Kidnappers - Ntintintinti

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

19 maZambezi going down the drain.....

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Baba Ruhamah

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3 years

Pachingwa chemuZim, Proton is my fighter....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Male behavior around the rich and powerful is shameful 😂😂😂😂

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@edychitambo

4 years

Udzaiwo ma backing vocalist ayo kuti they're looking like clowns. Ngavasiye main actor aite ega zvaajaira

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Normalize kissing her in front of her male bestie .....

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Baba Ruhamah

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9 months

@SoVeryBritish Mince pies that are not meat mince pies but are fruits 😭

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Baba Ruhamah

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4 years

Ukuda kuti Tino ati maya kuna President iwewe nhasi pauchabatwa kuma11pm naConstable wonzi "Ukuendepi after curfew? Rasa doro iro ugare pasi" you will comply. Musadaro guys. The young striker is not the author or solution of our national problems

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

8 months

Will read it tomorrow

Mindful Maven

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8 months

IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, READ THIS:

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

We owe our parents an apology for not believing them when they said they don't have money even on pay day.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Last borns are spoilt 😠😠😠. Wakambokumbirwa mari nemaparents womhanya mhanya uchigaya ndivo vari patight izvo vachida kupa kamunhu kavo zvavo?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

9 months

In 2023, to quote the legendary Dambudzo Marechera (in blessed memory) "I packed my bags and left" To quote another legend Winky D, it was for "kutsvaga manake kuti mhuri irarame"

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

The missus just said "No present this year. Wakatoibata kare" 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

1 year

Guys I thought the "munogeza chembere kuUK" jabs died with Mugabe....its a lazy insult. People are earning, planning lives, saving etc because of that honest labour and you think you are scorning them?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Men come here with your notepads. Ladies , what are those inexpensive, small things that if your man did for you, your day would be made ?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Pashamwari dzako 10, 4 vava maNurse Aide, 2 more are in the midst of some visa program iwewe usingazvizive 🤣🤣🤣

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

I urge you to have what are called talking sessions ..... you just close your door and you start declaring the promises of God over your life.....your word has power "You shall declare a thing and it shall be established" Job 22 v 28

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I will repeat, 99% of men want to give their woman and kids a soft life. Zvinogona kuramba but that would be his paramount desire.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

That leaked audio of the 2000 girl telling her bf "Chimbotsamwa kusvika na4" doesn't shock me at all ever since I figured ma2000 call their diabetic parents "Sugar Sugar"

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

We want a thread of typical Mama statements "Ndokurova ukafa and mapurisa hapana zvaanondiita cause ndini ndakakuzvara!" Add yours

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Am I the only one who gets irritated when someone reminds me to do what I already want to do?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I know someone aidanana nemukadzi we munhu. The husband found out and beat up the woman. The someone I know then beat up the husband because "You beat up my girlfriend". I am too young for Harare

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

You can't convince me that breast milk isn't the world's most delicious food. Have you seen these babies feeding? They will be acting like they are consuming the manna from heaven 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Boarding school in 2008 was the pits...

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Good morning 😍

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Happy 50th birthday to Peter Ndlovu, widely regarded by many as the greatest Warrior of all time. Man what a hero we had in Peter. He would land from the UK and be playing within a few hours. Space fails me to speak of the things needed by the Warriors he paid for personally

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Happy 30th to moi....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

MP for Harare Central, 2023 😂😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Being exes on social media is World War 3. A guy will tweet "Sadza rekuGava>>>>>>" then minutes later woona the girl akuti "Oans who like Gava sadza have small dicks" Imika 😂😂😂

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Some women understand chihure chehanzvadzi dzavo but chevarume vavo havachinzwisise.....

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Baba Ruhamah

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3 years

Ignore statements such as “You don’t have to buy me a gift for my birthday.” Buy her a gift.

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5 years

Arguably the worst cartoon ever

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Baba Ruhamah

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2 years

Thomas Mapfumo's newest fan....

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Baba Ruhamah

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4 years

Never ever mock a pain you haven’t experienced....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Do not let people who do not know your story stop you from celebrating your glory. Kune mumwe akatengerwa Benz at 16 nevabereki vake anogona kushaya kuti why is a 30 year old posting an ex Jap car praising God. Haazive kuti maybe from your family ndiwe wekutanga kutenga mota !

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Mukutuka munhu akanyora Nervous Conditions?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

I will not stop liking my own tweets. DSTV advertises DSTV on DSTV.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

26 years ago on this day we buried the great Leonard Dembo who was born Kwangwari Gwaendepi. Listen, those who believe this man is the greatest of all time are not entirely off the mark. Tell me your top 3 Dembo tunes.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

'No country can live by slogans pasi this pasi that when you are ruling you should never say pasi to anyone, we should be united as Zimbabweans, after all we are all Zimbabweans' - - Dr Joshua Nkomo. Big Josh died this day in 1999, aged 82.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I have the balloons nhasi

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Another year added.....thanks Yahweh

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

Dzungu ratinaro as first time parents ma1. My girl has stuff we bought she has never used and will never use 😭😭😭. Should have bought maZambezi.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

PSYCHOLOGY TODAY The reason why infants enjoy that game "Peek A Boo" is because for the first 2 years of their life, they only believe that only those things they can see exist. There have no sense of object permanence. Out of sight, out of mind.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Our rich relatives don't owe us anything ...... GOOD MORNING

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

Women can do this to the Fresh Prince, a multi millionaire and an Oscar nominee. Ko isusu hedu 😂😂😂😂 That face looks pained

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

When did rice and chicken become a common meal in Zimbabwe? It used to be a delicacy or its where I grew up ....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

The moment one person says "Wakachena", I get a pic taken and post it on my socials. Ungandidini?

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

Muzukuru ndamwa quart rako, uzotora $1.50 yako utengw rimwe...

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

"Pakaipa" Rakadaro morning after richipinda richiona patova nechimunhu

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

I think it's wise to just go to church, pray and go back home. This business of wanting to be friends with Pastors will only show you how human they are and unwittingly dampen your faith....

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

3 years

PSYCHOLOGY TODAY 1. Being rejected or neglected during childhood can cause low self-esteem and other negative self-image issues. This can compel us to sabotage personal relationships in an effort to avoid further vulnerability and rejection.

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

2 years

If you were a child when "Red red wine" was released, UB40ish now

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Baba Ruhamah

@MitchellMGumbo

4 years

At our ages we shouldn't be reminding each other about this but ndaona kuti vamwe vanoda reminder USAFURIRWE NE SOCIAL MEDIA KUBATA MUDIWA WAKO ROUGH

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