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Chad MacMaster ♞

9 months

my uncles (yes they are gay) just finished hiking the entire Appalachian trail. Pretty impressed considering how old they are.

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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3 months

he has it all - but it cost him everything

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6 months

had a tinder date last night & when it came time for her to come over & meet the cats we realized we've lived across the street from each other for a year & always thought of each other as 'the hot neighbor' but never met. what are the chances

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5 months

I just paid off a 16-month loan balance today so I'm excited that my credit score will reflect how I'm responsible with money by dropping 20-50 points this month.

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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8 months

packing for a business trip so I'm only bringing the essentials

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7 months

big things happening every minute

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5 months

my man 😎

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2 years

@LookImEcho @ShitpostGate

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Chad MacMaster ♞

@_todayinthelife

9 months

gentrified can pipe for me please

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9 months

Choose your fighter

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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9 months

Here's some pictures of them; they are deeply in love

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5 months

- Boomers collect glass knick-nacks - Millennials collect Funko pops - Zoomers collect plushies what does Gen X collect?

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1 year

@3CC0__

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6 months

my life is a movie

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5 months

My ass thought that these were a crackpipe

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2 years

@FalconryFinance NPR would rather talk about Turkey, a balloon and a coin this morning

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1 year

@psych0kn0t_ POV: you have to ditch the Quaaludes

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5 months

today marks Day 500 with no alcohol in my life. I have no intention of ever going back to how absolutely miserable I was every single day. I was so lost. My life has purpose, meaning, & a mission now. Each day is unfathomably more precious to me. It's beautiful to be alive.

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6 months

this is y'all

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1 year

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6 months

I like how no one ever tries to bring back the recession plaid shorts.

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1 year

@saljoeqmurr > when a classmate you don't know well invites you to their party & you go on a whim just to find 7 of these people and a single 12 pack of beer

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7 months

> picking up a Kimber that matches her Aqua Sky 5-Quart Kitchen Aid

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7 months

Buy her a gun to show how much you care today.

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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4 months

dedication to yourself is always worth the cost of hardwork - you'll find happiness, gratefulness & self love along the way. It's not a daily sacrifice if you come out better than ever on the other side.

Hoe Camel 🚬

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4 months

I started working on my summer body last March 🫡

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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5 months

493 days without alcohol - what should I do on my 500th day if you say drink I will mute or block you 😁

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2 months

my princess turns 19 soon what do you get a princess who regularly eats steak, lobster, walleye, venison, duck, turkey, lamb, chicken, bison, elk & fresh catnip?

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4 months

@tumblebrutus_ Marketing came up with the slogan, Legal made them add the fine text

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2 years

how would xenomorph wear a hat? 🤔

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Chad MacMaster ♞

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11 months

@asherw01fe every year I think about how in 2523 they will still be playing this music around their version of Christmas - whether it's in the bombshelter or space. We are stuck with it forever now.

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7 months

how does this make u feel white boy?

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2 years

you all while researching kittens, discovered that my 17 yo Cantilly-Tiffany breed cat is literally considered extinct. She is among the last living of her breed & represents the last of a cat era. I cannot believe the news considering she has been 1 of the eziest, loving cats

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5 months

can someone explain why these are selling for $600-$11k on Etsy but $11 at Walmart?

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1 year

@pissboymcgee man has the word "crypto" in his bio twice; unsurprising results.

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2 months

can't wait to hit the lake & unload these bad boys

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5 months

If I was a senior citizen/retiree in the US who was being crushed by inevitable medical debt or had my benefits slashed by a politician & had to eat pet food; I would choose Blue Buffalo brand wet pet food for its superior smell & ingredients

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4 months

let the cats out to explore & nearly shit my pants when this happened

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6 months

@TheRickDoofus Bro needs a leather motorcycle vest, a moustache & raybans & she'll realize what a man she's been overlookin

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5 months

plans for tonight

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4 months

@bcuban @joma_gc They all have famously weak chins. It's literally a security blanket.

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7 months

there's a video going around of a 29 year old single woman in her car ranting about her 3 jobs & debt; men commenting maybe she shouldn't wear makeup or have nails or a nice car these men don't understand; 1)

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5 months

Oh wow that's super innovative writing it's like if a shitposter had wealthy parents that had literary connections or something so groundbreaking

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3 months

best thing I ever did with my life

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3 months

so proud of my lil self :)

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9 months

If you are into athletic men with mullets & mustaches with style who like cooking, cats & guns - consider following me

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a really hard lesson to learn after I was careless with my credit when I was younger then worked extremely hard to get it to where it is today - at the end of the day your credit score is you as a product for lenders. Your score is not for you, it's for them. You are just a #.

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8 months

hop in babe, no time to explain

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2 years

wikiHow to punish your horse for warcrimes

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9 months

@halomancer1 @halomancer1 you made the news again

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6 months

I'm glad everyone is enjoying my picture of me 8 minutes after waking up, here's another.

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5 months

Sirlion Tip on a bed of wild rice, served with a side of pot vegetables & au jus

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1 month

today is day 603 without alcohol in my life. 1 year, 7 months, 23 days or somewhere around 14,448 hours. I've been handling many very stressful life things lately so it's good to reflect on this journey. These 600 days & what I have gained in time is priceless.

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6 months

@pissoffluvv if you follow me long enough you'll see I'm the real deal 😎

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6 months

I love how people who are just finding out about my account are claiming I'm engagement farming when I'm a perfect sweetie pie 😌

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5 months

her absolute favorite thing after being fed is to be held for awhile in the sunlight & gently petted as she watches cool things out the window.

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5 months

If I was a senior citizen/retiree in the US who was being crushed by inevitable medical debt or had my benefits slashed by a politician & had to eat pet food; I would choose Blue Buffalo brand wet pet food for its superior smell & ingredients

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1 year

if I like you & you are coming over to my place for an evening in then you should expect steak for dinner

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8 months

406 days without alcohol and I don't even think about it anymore. I didn't even realize I passed the 400 Day mark last week.

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4 months

no one can see you like this now, Mr. Congressman.

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6 months

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4 months

I'm so proud of my girlfriend (formerly known as the neighbor) because she has a crucial role in organizing the marathon & works very hard; despite its physical, mental & emotional toll on her when she comes back tonight, I have a surprise ice cream cake (her fav) just for her

Chad MacMaster ♞

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4 months

too busy to tweet currently volunteering at one of the nations premier marathons in some of the toughest weather (will not disclose which do not ask)

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1 year

@superloafcat Katie brings out the best in everyone

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8 months

renovating my kitchen for $45,000 so I can buy $15 meal kits from Target & heat them in my new microwave

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7 months

need a swamp woman. will not elaborate.

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2 years

I was going to post this on my 90th day without alcohol (at 87) but my lady friends are flying down to hang out at the beach with me. Friendly reminder that I am handsome & avoiding alcohol has been the best thing I've ever done in life.

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3 months

do you think any twitter accounts got popular bc the person is pretty? Is that possible?

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7 months

1k followers thirst trap drop 🧵

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4 months

@TheMcKenziest Last year MN supreme court ruled that "scent" cannot be used by police to justify a search. The whole case will be thrown out.

MN Supreme Court Affirms Marijuana Odor Insufficient Cause for Police To Search a Vehicle

The majority affirmed a pair of lower court verdicts

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8 months

She's figuring out if you smell like meat for her

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4 months

That's it, I'm getting fucking naked

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5 months

for anyone wondering I'm about to have my 6th date with the neighbor tonight since we met last Tuesday 🤙 I'm taking her out to her favorite restaurant & then she's going to see me read poetry in front of an audience.

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7 months

happy St Patrick's day to everyone, this is my 2nd holiday without alcohol - 442 days without alcohol in my life. which also means this is the 2nd year I'm not getting way lost in a crowd, passing out in a strangers bathtub, or 'borrowing' things that aren't mine lmao

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8 months

*big* things happening in my kitchen tonight

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29 days

wow just look at these youth in 1970 look how happy they are with no celebrity worship or cellphone in sight, just hanging out together, existing

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2 years

@admiral_baby reminds me of the ol story of the guy who smokes with his uncle for years and one day uncle complains about another grinder being 'clogged' - had a whole collection of 'clogged' grinders - uncle didn't know about the kief drawer. They were pretty set for a long while

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5 months

they call this lunch in Wisconsin

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3 months

how your email finds me

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5 months

Fleet Farm cashier told me "I always remind of a dad. An 80's dad." then she told me "and I'm into dads" lmao just trying to buy cat food & bullets.

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1 year

@Mr_Krolm The man wasn't thinking through it at all. He should have bought an extra burger and fries anyway. You always buy the extra burger if she says no. If she changes her mind when you get home, she sees you thought of her. If she still doesn't want it, eat it or can it. Simple.

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6 months

anyway the neighbor & I are taking her rescue for a walk tomorrow.

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2 years

@BNODesk They shouldn't have been wearing hoodies or walking around the street looking suspicious or should have just followed commands or they should have moved slower or maybe the shooter thought they had a weapon or it was the wrong house or maybe the shooter was afraid for his life or

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5 months

mayonnaise is just plant-based lard.

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8 months

can't think of a better way to end this weekend 🤙

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8 months

*big* things happening in my kitchen tonight

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7 months

making an onlyfans but it's just me doing yardwork

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1 year

@LuzAlmea @AliceRoseAnew @eyeskewer @CAS65326131 Should the person who buys 3 bottles of wine from a liquor store, drinks the bottles and then crashes a car blame the liquor store? Or are they an adult of age capable of understanding consequences?

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9 months

If you are into athletic men with mullets & mustaches with style who like cooking, cats & guns - consider following me

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1 year

@SeanMcCarthyCom

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4 months

@lenubienne @leahfrombklyn If you can't afford the mortgage without the rental income, you are overextended with personal financial risk.

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4 months

I can't see who likes my posts now. The only people who would benefit are losers with no followers retweeting a billionaire. how am I supposed to see who likes my content, how are they supposed to see that I like theirs? entire communities & marriages were made this way

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5 months

I've blocked like 10 replies saying 'have a drink' not because it's offensive or triggering - alcohol around me doesn't scare me - but because the joke is so lame 😂 at least say cocaine or something