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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 days

The Aggies won a game in AT&T stadium this season before the Cowboys could

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Doesn’t matter

Mark Berman

@MarkBerman_

3 months

It is kind of hilarious that the Astros have two starters voted into the All-Star game (Altuve and Alvarez) at Globe Life Field and the Rangers have zero, nada, none, zilch.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

“It was a fluke!!!” Is the worst coping response ever from a rival fanbase, you don’t accidentally win a World Series

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

Thought they ate with this after we beat them to go on to win the World Series LMAOOOO

Houston Central

@HoustonCentral_

12 days

Corey Seager, what would happen if the Rangers won the 2024 AL West

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 days

A list of players that were on the IL at some point or most of the season for the Rangers: Seager Jung Carter Scherzer Eovaldi DeGrom Lowe Bradford Mahle Sborz Gray Langford So forgive me if I’m not worried about bouncing back next year when they’re all healthy.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 months

3 games behind first place btw!

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Going there after Kiffin called your teammate a little bitch on the field sure is a decision

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

9 months

BREAKING: Former Texas A&M DL Walter Nolen has Committed to Ole Miss, he tells @on3sports The 6’5 300 DL is ranked as the No. 1 Player in the Transfer Portal & was the No. 1 Recruit in the ‘22 Class 👀 Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

GIG EM TREV !! 👍🏻👍🏻 ONE OF US ONE OF US

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 months

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

3 years

He’s ours. We’ve signed SS @coreyseager_5 to a 10-year contract.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

Every rangers batter has a hit for the second game in a row

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

8 months

Some EL BOMBI postseason highlights (but it’s mostly him owning that one team like the ALCS MVP he is)

delaney (BTHO missouri)

@delllannney

8 months

Who has that one 2023 Texas Rangers clip?

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

“Speculation around the league” but it’s literally just Astros fans saying this

APOLLO MEDIA

@ApolloHOU

6 months

Is Adolis Garcia on steroids? 💉💉💉

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

The Texas Rangers win the World Series and still continue to get disrespected, it’s infuriating

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

TOMORROW. 1 MORE DAY UNTIL @rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ To end my countdown, my top moment from the 2023 season was WS MVP Corey Seager’s game-tying HR in Game 1. I don’t think anything will ever top this moment for me as a rangers fan, chills every time. 🥹

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

2 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ No. 2 in my countdown is the final out of the season. 2023 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!! “Rangers fans, you’re not dreaming” 🥹

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 years

Asking $1500/month for a 700 sq ft apartment in college station is INSANE

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@_marissawhitney

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

Semien finished 3rd in AL MVP voting last year but sure let’s pretend he’s not the top 2B in the league

FOX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFOX

7 months

Ranking the top 10 second basemen for 2024 📈

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

9 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ Counting down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season until opening day! 9. Jonah Heim’s revenge game HR with the challenge motion after NY overturned his out at home for blocking the plate the game prior 👀

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

First it was “win a World Series” and now it’s “that was a fluke World Series win it doesn’t count” 😭😭 the coping is insane

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

So forgettable that you just keep tweeting about it!

Joey

@DJLeMVP

7 months

Who is the most forgettable World Series champion and why is it the 2023 Texas Rangers?

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Did John Smoltz make this?

MLB

@MLB

9 months

Spoiler alert!

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

3 DAYS LEFT UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY!!! Ahhh we get to watch baseball this week 🥹 No. 3 in my count down is ALCS Game 7, but specifically Adolis embracing the boos after his second HR of the game 😭 He just owns Houston 🤷🏼‍♀️

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

10 months

I really miss Texas Rangers baseball

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Prayer circle time: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Ags score runs 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

10 DAYS UNTIL RANGERS OPENING DAY ‼️ Gonna count down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season every day until opening day! 10. 2023 Opening Day comeback win vs the Phillies

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Dunked on your own qb as an “Aggie fact thursday” that’s crazy

Kyle Umlang

@kyleumlang

9 months

Texas A&M’s 4 QBs Combined | 2023 • 3,520 Passing Yards • 24 Passing Touchdowns • 10 Interceptions • 7-6 record Texas’ Quinn Ewers | 2023 • 3,479 Passing Yards • 22 Passing Touchdowns • 6 Interceptions • 10-2 record #AggieFactThursday

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

I think we can all agree that Georgia was snubbed from the CFP

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

Prayer circle !!! 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Josh Jung 🕯 be okay 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

Well well well, words are hard apparently

AstrosAtoZ

@AstrosAtoZ

11 days

Fluke doesn’t mean accidental. Dictionaries are available for free on the Internet or at your local library.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

ONLY 4 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY!!! Counting down my favorite moments from the 2023 season! 4. El Bombi’s INSANE 3 HR, 2 2B, 8 RBI night with the city connect jerseys. This was such a fun game to watch 😁 @AdolisJose

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 months

- from a fan of a team who just lost their series to the A’s

Space City Sports Fanatic ⚾️ 🏈

@ThatAstrosKid30

2 months

@_marissawhitney Mfs act like beating the white sox is an accomplishment

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

8 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ Continuing to count down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season until opening day! 8. El Bombi’s walk off homer vs the Twins 💣 (Extra special bc I was at this game)

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

7 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ Continuing to count down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season every day until opening day! 7. Leody’s HIGHWAY. ROBBERY. during the ALCS! Just rewatching this gave me chills again

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

5 months

“Send down the 2x WS MVP to AAA because he’s hitting .260 instead of .300”

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 month

Aggieland Outfitters knows what’s up 🫡

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

8 months

Valentine’s Day sounds like the perfect day for the Rangers to sign Jordan Montgomery

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

No way people are mad about chants at a baseball game now 😭 so unserious

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

I love the Texas Rangers

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

Ah yes, all is right in the world

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

There’s an old Ag at my work who will talk to me about the Aggies a lot and he walked in my office today and said “So can you pitch?” 😭😭😭

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Idc about the speaker of the house don’t interrupt my wild card game rn

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE BACK IN FIRST PLACE.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Or… maybe… they didn’t want to follow him to their school’s rival??

Big Jon 🤘🏻

@BigJonHookEm

3 months

Looks like Coach Schloss didn’t want to bring any of his former players to Texas.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

6 DAYS UNTIL @Rangers OPENING DAY ‼️ LESS THAN A WEEK AHHHH Continuing to count down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season until opening day! 6. Eovaldi’s complete game shutout vs the Yankees! The beginning of his 28+ scoreless inning streak 🔥

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

4 months

I miss the 2023 rangers

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

I love the Texas Rangers

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

5 MORE DAYS UNTIL RANGERS OPENING DAY ‼️ Continuing to count down 10 of my favorite moments from the 2023 season until opening day! 5. 5 HITS FOR NUMBER 5!! Seager’s 5-hit game vs the Rays 🤭🤭

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Biggest Washington Huskies fan rn

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

5 months

I got accepted into my dream grad school program today 🥹🥹 I can’t believe it, I’m so incredibly excited

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

Aggie baseball beating t.u. to have a 12-0 record tonight is the ultimate #branding

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Jordan Montgomery WILL be a Texas Ranger in 2024 (I’m manifesting)

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

@JoeMart69166395 Your entire account has nothing but tweets about the rangers. Go put that effort into your own baseball team and touch some grass

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

10 months

Mike Elko and his family still knowing every word to the war hymn tells me everything I needed to know 🥹

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

@usethecans713 Astros fans can never come up with a better response than calling it a fluke LMAO

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

ONE WEEK FROM RANGERS BASEBALL EEEEEEEKKKK

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

If the rangers clinch postseason tonight I will probably shed some happy tears

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Goodnight to everyone except the Astros :)

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

7 months

@MLBNetwork @Rangers Seager is top 3 but ok

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Alright I’m tired of these announcers give me Dave and CJ back

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Imagine not having Corey Seager on your team

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 months

Imagine being so obsessed with a team that isn’t your own that you judge the number of people who attend a PARADE 💀 couldn’t be me

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 years

@TalkinBaseball_ 2 years in a row, still hurts 🥲

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 months

Jace LaViolette get ready to learn Texas Ranger

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

@o_jairon1228 Except it’s not lmao I know we haven’t been good this season, that still doesn’t take away last season or the fact that we won the World Series (and beat y’all to get there)

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 months

Being a Cowboys fan and an Aggie is just too much pain I’m tired

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

10 months

HIGH DRIVE 🐐

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

10 months

Corey crush, but just crowd noise. #WentAndTookIt

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Just asking the rangers to please win tonight for my sanity

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

15 days

YouTube has become so annoying with the ads. I don’t need to see 10 ads in a 15 min video

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

10 months

We’re gonna be mid forever

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

People actually attend Texas Tech on purpose?

Sidelines - Texas Tech 🌵

@SSN_TTU

3 months

People actually attend Texas A&M on purpose?

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 months

What a loser LMFAO

Michael Schwab

@michaelschwab13

11 months

1 trophy, cool, South Oklahoma Don't forget who rules Texas

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

9 days

@DDelgattoNFL This post had absolutely nothing to do with the Astros so congrats on making it about you!

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

4 months

Globe Life (and Evo!!) we are ready for you!! #StraightUpTX @Ht_barnett

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

#NewProfilePic blonde update

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 years

@KendallRaeOnYT Yikes these comments are just proving your point. It’s so ridiculous

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 days

First it was “win a World Series” now it’s “win 2 World Series’” y’all will never accept that we won 1, let alone a second one

Joe Martinez

@JoeMart69166395

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@_marissawhitney When y’all get 2 then yall can talk

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Win 90 and THE 2023 TEXAS RANGERS ARE HEADED TO THE POSTSEASON 🥹🥹😭😭

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

8 months

It’s February, the last month without regular season baseball 🙌🏻🤩

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

This is the most beautiful championship ring I’ve ever seen I’m not even kidding

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

6 months

Rangers fans, you're not dreaming! The 2023 World Series ring is here. 💍

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 months

New twitter name to celebrate JUNG IS BACK!!!

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

2 months

Jungle Cat is back. #StraightUpTX

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Wait a min… people are saying the rangers shouldn’t have celebrated last night’s postseason clinch? Are y’all serious? I’ve heard it all 😂😂

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Boston Red Sox you have ONE job rn to pick an Aggie at #12

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

4 months

On our way to see King George 🥰

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

5 months

Kindly asking the texas rangers to hit with risp today

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 years

heb is so fake for not having Apple Pay yet

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

4 months

Sunset looks a little different at Kyle Field tonight

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 months

Me and my on repeat 🪩

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

I’ll be in grad school (🤞🏻) fall of 2024, what a great time to be back in the student section 🤭🤭

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

So glad everyone else is starting to realize how truly insufferable that fanbase is 🙏🏻

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

3 months

Winning a World Series isn’t a fluke and going undefeated on the road certainly isn’t either but go off!

cad3

@Cr3randCad3

3 months

@_marissawhitney Rangers fans finna be milking this fluke ass season for years to come 😭😭😭

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

All star voting is a joke

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@_marissawhitney

7 days

The last week of rangers baseball :(

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Hey Alexa, play Obsessed by Mariah Carey

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Rangers revenge tour against the Cardinals starts today, I need to see it happen

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

4 months

The King at Kyle! The coolest experience ever I’m so grateful I got to see the king of country in concert 🤠 @Ht_barnett @delllannney @ccherubrock 🤍🤍

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

1 year

Anything with Beltre makes me laugh tbh he was so much fun to watch

ThatAstrosGirl

@ThatAstrosGirl

1 year

Show me the baseball gif that makes you laugh every time.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

11 months

Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers

MLB Network

@MLBNetwork

11 months

Predict the next 5 World Series winners 🔮 2024: 2025: 2026: 2027: 2028:

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

5 months

The Seager haters who said to send him down to Triple A are real quiet now

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

6 months

You’re right, Adolis is just so good that comparing him to Barry Bonds is the highest compliment

🍺 & ⚾️ P

@Talismantradr

6 months

Good morning, it’s time to start the conversation.

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marissa (btho mizzou)

@_marissawhitney

2 years

@jzprice commenting but this is my personal favorite logo

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