LB @_luwa_ Twitter profile

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@_luwa_

5 years

Everyday “how are you” but never “ I just put 1K into your account” 🤬

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@_luwa_

4 years

Some churches have a culture of borderline Worshipping their pastors/ leaders and it’s scary

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@_luwa_

5 years

Sooooo I’m gonna ignore the hate and start a Zambian thread, I wanna know how many of us there actually is, I’ll start 🤪 Im lozi btw 🇿🇲

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I’m the type of person to pick up out of curiosity

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@xermaine

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Don’t call me on No Caller ID and expect me to pick up pls

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@_luwa_

6 years

Why do males think it’s acceptable to touch females vaginas in raves ? Are you not aware that that’s sexual harassment ?

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5 years

So it was my birthday yesterday 🤷🏾‍♀️

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2 years

Having a crush from a distance >>> talking to them and realising they’re actually a loser.

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@_luwa_

6 years

Mandem, please check your boys behaviour. Some of you aren’t aware of the difference between having consent and not having consent.

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@_luwa_

6 years

Time to accept my destiny of marrying a Nigerian man

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2 years

🥳🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

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@_luwa_

6 years

Typing a tweet then saving it in your drafts because it’s too reckless >>>

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@_luwa_

5 years

Some very pretty females on here I must admit 😓

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At the end of the day, I’m really just a lover girl

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3 years

One thing Adeola is gonna do is understand the assignment Omg

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@_luwa_

2 years

Whatever that Igbo and Shayo stuff Burna boy was on about I think I need it too

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3 years

@lxrissv @thoko__x I was thinking the same thing 😭

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4 years

@trinnnyk The problems is I don’t think they do 🤣

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@_luwa_

5 years

Do you know how whipped I have to be to post you on my socials 😂

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@_luwa_

4 years

My boyfriend is really the sweetest thing🥺I can never get enough of him

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5 years

Being in Zambia has made me realise how shit England is

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@_luwa_

5 years

You lot will defend your boy to the grave even when he’s wrong but ok

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@_luwa_

5 years

Im confused, does Hermes not know what next day delivery means ?

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@_luwa_

5 years

Just saw one of my twitter crushes post his A-level results, yikes

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@_luwa_

5 years

No one watches my story more than myself

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@_luwa_

5 years

How’s it 26 degrees in London and 13 degrees in Manchester and rainy? Do we live in 2 different countries or somethin

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@_luwa_

5 years

Someone’s posting videos of them dancing on twitter and you people are complaining? Is it your twitter ? Such a weird flex

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5 years

Once you get comfortable with staying at home going out seems like a serious chore

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5 years

Drunk me🤝talking to strangers

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@_luwa_

5 years

@Az_Capone1 I need someone to protect my daughter 🥴

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@_luwa_

6 years

Half of you niggas are borderline rapists and you don’t even know

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@_luwa_

5 years

Light mode twitter over dark mode, there you go, I said it

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4 months

I’m happiest when amapiano is playing

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@_luwa_

5 years

This guy was trash in my dream so he must be trash in real life, let me block him before it’s too late

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@_luwa_

5 years

I need to expand my ethnicity preference I could be blocking my own blessings

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@_luwa_

5 years

Step outside and you’ve spent £30, I’m over itttt

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@MrBada_

5 years

London 🤝 unnecessary cash loss

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@_luwa_

5 years

Why are most guys ugly in pictures but peng in real life ?

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5 years

Seeing everyone graduating is so inspiring 🥺

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@_luwa_

5 years

Hi husband, it’s time to show yourself now x

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@_luwa_

5 years

My mother didn’t carry me for 9 months and go through hours of intensive labour for someone’s son to now call me a bitch. Not my story

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@_luwa_

5 years

100% have had this on repeat

It’s Sho time

@ShoMadjozi

5 years

Colors, we have have arrived and it is alll the wayyyy liiiit 😂😂🙌🏽 #ColorsxShoMadjozi 🙌🏽🙌🏽🎉🎉💃🏽💃🏽: watch it now:

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4 years

@tadiwa_x T-shirt’s being sold ???? You’re lying 🤣

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2 years

Lol you people are terrible vibes. If you don’t like it just mute it no?

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@_luwa_

6 years

Did sonic underground ever find his mum ?

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@_luwa_

6 years

So many sweet ones on this twitter app but where you at in real life 🤕

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@_luwa_

5 years

For a person who doesn’t actually talk to anyone my screen time is way too high

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@_luwa_

5 years

You see me hop out the minivan, you never seen the way I came lookin like a

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@_luwa_

6 years

Solo B’s on the low cover is toooo wavey

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@_luwa_

4 years

Don’t give up on God because he won’t give up on you✌🏾😎

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@_luwa_

4 years

That nshima, oxtail, beans and rape combo slapsssssss harddddd

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@_luwa_

6 years

So you people that are going to wireless, Drake, ohmy, Barca and afro nation where are you getting money from? Asking for a friend

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@_luwa_

5 years

More importantly than GOT, avengers is out next week

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@_luwa_

4 years

Justin Bieber will actually remind you why he’s Justin Bieber Lmaoooo, give this man his accolades

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@_luwa_

6 years

So since afronation is patterned I now have 7 months to become a zanku warrior

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@_luwa_

5 years

@aebxo Religion 100%

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@_luwa_

5 years

Does height come with a lack of good looks or is it just a coincidence that the taller a guy is the less good looking he is ??

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@_luwa_

5 years

Jayz cheated on Beyoncé, do you guys know how crazy that is

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@_luwa_

6 years

Idk how to actually deal with things, I just know how pretend everything’s okay

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6 years

Unpopular opinions : YOU edition

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5 years

So many babes graduating with firsts and getting jobs in major banks, I pray that’s my story sha

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2 years

Bruno Mars made a banger with unorthodox jukebox

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@_luwa_

5 years

Trapsoul by Bryson tiller Is actually one of those album where pretty much every single song bangs

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@_luwa_

6 years

Headie one + Dave is such an elite combo

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@_luwa_

5 years

I’ll never forget the year Zambia won, don’t think my house has ever been so packed and loud

African Soccer Updates

@Africansoccerup

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#AfconStories Only 14 nations have won African Cup of Nations namely: - Egypt (7) - Algeria (1) - Sudan (1) - Morocco (1) - Tunisia (1) - Ethiopia (1) - DR Congo (2) - Congo (1) - South Africa - Zambia (1) - Nigeria (3) - Ivory Coast (2) - Ghana (4) - Cameroon (5) #AFCON2019

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@_luwa_

4 years

It’s all fun and games till they fuck you over and now you’re pissed you gave them a chance

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4 years

Have you ever ‘grown’ to find someone attractive, after initially not being attracted to them at all?

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5 years

Fuck his best friend and make dem yes men 😪

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5 years

If he plays you then rule number two 😢😭

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2 years

The GCSE history questions are gonna slap omg. “How did the resignation of David Cameron in 2016 lead to the fall of the British government?” (16 marks)

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@_luwa_

5 years

This is a collab I didn’t know we needed till we got it

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5 years

The way I’m waiting for saxe to die

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4 years

When Replay by Iyaz came out life was good

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@_luwa_

5 years

Zimbabweans have one cliff where you can see the view of the Zambian side and now they own it, yikes

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5 years

Victoria Falls where? Zimbabwe! Even Steve Harvey knows, 😂🤝 Don’t wanna see any Zambian’s on here talking smack, k bye 👋🏿

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@_luwa_

4 years

100%, maybe not to live but definitly frequently for summers. They’ll love it

MannyAdé, Æ — The Kingdom Mogul

@MxnnyAde

4 years

Would you send your kids back to your home country?🇳🇬🇧🇧🇿🇲🇱🇨🇮🇳🇯🇲🇩🇿🇨🇬🇿🇦🇰🇪🇿🇼 What age and for how long?

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Having 4C hair is a full time job

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4 years

Being a hopeless romantic in this century is a receipt for disaster

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5 years

Saddle club, H20, sleepover club and 6teen were shows for the elite

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@_luwa_

5 years

Every now and then I wanna flirt with someone out of Bordem but I’m too scared they’ll take me seriously

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@_luwa_

5 years

So who’s gonna tell her ?

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I cant wait to turn 18 and do all the reckless things I was promised I could do.. this will be my actual anthem:

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5 years

I wanna go out for cocktails and an art gallery, that’s such a summer vibe

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@_luwa_

5 years

@yxngquamzy I started reading the art of not giving a fuck and would 100% recommend

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@_luwa_

5 years

If my man doesn’t support United I hope he doesn’t expect me to wear his football teams football shirt and disgrace my father

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5 years

Hope my future man knows that if I post you on socials we’re married now

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5 years

All you people that went to 0-100 cov you best not be coming back to lei with your coronavirus

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2 years

Zac Efron singing Bet on it was a moment tbh

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@_luwa_

5 years

Is it possible to get this body in under a week? Asking for myself

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1 year

Everyday an ugly or short man asks me out on a date I get angry

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4 years

Well this didn’t age well did it

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@_luwa_

4 years

My boyfriend is really the sweetest thing🥺I can never get enough of him

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5 years

I’ll never forget when KFC ran out of chicken

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2 years

If any of the French team need a shoulder to cry on they should find their way to me🫶🏾

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5 years

Sorry not sorry didn’t receive the recognition it deserved

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5 years

Waiting till your phones on 1% and then running to find a charger is an extreme sport

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4 years

When you were protesting in the streets we were the first to support but go off. Idiot. And I mean that as disrespectfully as possible

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@_luwa_

4 years

Arguing about talking stages at 7am? Even God rested

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@_luwa_

5 years

Using my graduate job to save up and get into real estate is deffo the move

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5 years

Us Zambians don’t claim him btw

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5 years

You’re telling me he looks like this and he’s from the UK???

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@_luwa_

5 years

Ngl but if you’re always finding yourself in drama, you yourself is the problem

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5 years

I find the fact that I wasn’t born with a twin to be quite rude

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@_luwa_

5 years

I can’t be the only one that thinks your partner giving you money is weird

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@_luwa_

6 years

Mandem, don’t get gassed over drunk calls from girls. You’re not her mcm it’s just that everyone else wasn’t picking up

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@_luwa_

5 years

You lot will wear a hoodie the same colour as your Jordan’s and claim drip

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@_luwa_

5 years

My lozi women have done a fantastic job, forget you people 😤

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Bemba women is where it’s at. The thread has spoken.

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