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Konki™

@_lethal01

20 days

If loyalty really existed. Water would never cook fish.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Shower gel unajimwagia kwa mwili ama unaweka kwa maji kama omo?

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Konki™

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1 month

Siri ya kumaintain kiatu ni kuwa nazo mingi.

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Konki™

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29 days

Nimepata landlord kwa mlango uzuri hanijui sasa tuko hapa tunaningoja😂💀

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Konki™

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1 month

Nimeingia kejani nikapata mokoro anaita bro wangu msee wa mkono..kumbe ghasia alishikwa akinyonga😂🤣😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

22 days

"Tutakua pamoja katika shida na raha" amekataa kukula ugali na machungwa.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Pussified niggas ndio huingia supa wanakimbia section ya chocolate na delamere,. Bro panda upstairs uende uone bei ya recliner seats.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

14 days

Nilidhani Nairobi ni Bidii kumbe Nairobi CBD

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Unafanya calculation exam room unashangaa mbona answer inakaa familiar kumbe Iko karibu kufanana na till ya locals💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Nishawai kula Chapo tatu kwa relative kuenda kuchomoa ya nne wakatoa hotpot kwa meza haha kumamaye 😂😥

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Mat za kayole unaskia "dere cheza na panty"unashanga fom ni gani🙄...... Kumbe anamanisha "dere shukisha😹😹

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Konki™

@_lethal01

24 days

Bouncer:kijana akuna kuingia na umbwa Me:. Ni ya kuchase makali💀🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

13 days

Unavuta bangi unafika home unaangalia bibi yako 3min alafu unamuuliza "ulisema huwezi olewa kabisa

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Landlord amekataa kunisalimia ati juu nilishikia msee wa kenya power ngazi akikata stima

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Highschool niliwai iba exam ya physics nikawa the most improved student.ilikuwa mock exam. Nikachaguliwa niende physics contest ili ni represent shule. Kufika contest, niliona vitu sijai skia maisha yangu. Niliangusha shule hadi on Monday scouts wakaraise flag halfway kumamaye 😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

29 days

Alafu hii tabia ya wasichana maskini kutwerk karibu na meza yetu club ndio upewe shots ya pombe nitapiga mtu teke😂😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

12 days

Generally mnakunywa dry lakini mala mnaweka sukari💀. Frauds😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Niko kwa kelele alcohol you later 💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

28 days

Morio akinitembelea then mvua ianze kunyesha walai sifungi mlango. Acha mafuriko itubebe ikitaka.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

25 days

Tf a high calorie metabolism woman stepped on my sneakers kwa mat, nimejam mbaya sana.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

"nimepata royco ya red kwa wallet yako imeandikwa sure nikapelekea mum"...anakuita.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

11 months

Dad: umepata nini? Me: mtu wa kwanza alikuwa na D-

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Kama kwenu hamjai amshwa na siafu usiku huezi niambia umetoka humble background

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Konki™

@_lethal01

25 days

Men who drink fanta passion are the same men who tell women, "niambie kitu poa"

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Konki™

@_lethal01

20 days

I call vibogoyo pagans ju hawajui mola💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

25 days

I hate people who use deep english just to make us feel intociolate by exuberance of verbosity betaprutal contraption.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

You guys mnablue tick mbaka poems hamjali feelings za persona😢😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

16 days

I almost typed R.I.P kumbe ni soft life💀😅

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Konki™

@_lethal01

6 months

Unapita interview vizuri alafu wanaleta drug test 😢😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Hata unaeza kuta jasho ya makwapa ndio machozi ya mkono wa kulia😂🤣

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Unashangaa mbona ni tight ivo....kumbe umeingiza pamoja na duvet😂💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

26 days

Talkative girlfriends are cute till you want to sleep 😂😂💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

23 days

Relationship za university ni hit n run, ndio maana inaitwa cum pass🥲💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

24 days

Niko mjengo msumari imekwama kwa mgu alafu foreman ananiambia najaribu kumwibia msumari💀🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

20 days

Lord the smell you gave fish some of your daughters have it😢💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Kumbe Kuna madem hufaint wakiwa turned on excess...Kuna cuzo yangu juzi tukiwa mechi alifaint kitu 5mins I thought amekufa hadi nikaanza kuchora vile nitadispose mwili coz no way ningeitisha help.Ali regain consciousness akiwa ndani ya gunia kumamaye 😂💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

21 days

Tofauti yangu na Sahara desert ni location tu.....dry spell tupu💀😢

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Konki™

@_lethal01

21 days

Call me unsupported format juu siezi kucheza😅

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Konki™

@_lethal01

29 days

Nimepea dem chwani tao nikithani ni street kid kumbe ni earth aesthetic girl 😭😭

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Selling a German shepherd puppy,50k nilipiga picha kaa ime breath in🥲🤌

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Unaendaga kuosha jeans unaona ata si chafu inabidi ibaki jinsi ilivyo😂😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

19 days

I was born inside a car and died outside so you can call me carbon-dioxide

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

@Whotfismick Connection😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

22 days

Sasa kukausha socks kwa microwave ni kitu ya kukasirikia mtu nkt😢

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

We kijana tulinunua arimis ujipake au ujibake nayo

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Mathe akikurushia sufuria alafu uondokee igonge mzae😂🤣

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Konki™

@_lethal01

18 days

Nishaikuwa date nikaulizwa what's you preferred desert nikasema Sahara😂🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Hello dad watchman anauma mum katikati ya mguu💀💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Mum:unaeza pata English (E) na nilikununulia calculator Principal:👇👇👇

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Konki™

@_lethal01

27 days

Unavaa miwani na bado uko single, kwani huoni the right person.?💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Kuna dame wa kuuza gas alinidanganya anaitwa linda.....kuenda the next day nikapata cylinder 😂🤣💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

15 days

Not a single kiss since the year started. I can't figure out why they were calling this a lip year

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

My bro ameambia my mom ampee pesa yenye angempea ya pads kama angekuwa dem. Yooh😭

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Being nasty has nothing to do with morals, it's humor with adult content.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Lewis Hamilton lies Hamilton

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Konki™

@_lethal01

18 days

Islam on video call 💀🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

22 days

Unatoka mjengo alafu devil worshiper anakutext " Beb nibuyie chipo".

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Unapeleka dem kwenyu anaanza kucheka kichwa ya babako💀🥺

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Konki™

@_lethal01

17 days

I met couple arguing and heard the lady saying "Mnafanana na hii nguruwe inapita."😭💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

I almost typed R.I.P kumbe ni soft life😅😂😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

6 months

A generation of women who can't cook like their mothers but they drink like their fathers

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Nimeomba auntie kumi kumbe autocorrect imefinya kvma😭🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

18 days

Ukibeba mumaz then ukanyage emergency break unabaki na sura yake kwa gari.... 💔😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Lecturer forgot she was teaching and kept porn by mistake😂😂😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

17 days

Some ladies are like weed you can love them but you can't introduce them to your parents

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Kama CD haijai potelea huko ndani hujui mambo na mechi mimi ilibidi nipulize side ya matacore ndio itoke🤌🏾🙄😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

19 days

Unampea forehead kiss unakula dandruff 😂😭💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

15 days

Mbona chakula after kuandaliwa huekwa kwa table ju tunai-meza💀😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Be a man who is hungry for success, not a boy who is hungry for girls.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Kukimbizana na ndama kwa hii mvua nayo si rahisi😭😢

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Mkienda na pedi wako church alafu uone anaomba akilia 😂🤣

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Ushai notice wakikata mkono yako ya left your right hand is left😂💔

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Konki™

@_lethal01

12 days

When you wear your left shoe on the wrong foot then it's on the right foot😂💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

27 days

Nakumbuka kuna this fine days nimewahi kuwa raped na dem flani hapo fourth year kwenda kusema kwa polisi nikaulizwa mbona nilimbao sieet 🥲🤣💔.the game ikakuwa rigged.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

So dem anaitwa cate akidedi tunaeza sema alidedicate 💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Nashangaa ni nini inanigonga magoti... Sieet kumbe niliosha boxer zote😹

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Ukipiga tot mbili za iligal brew alafu Giza ingie na ilikuwa mchana 😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

9 days

Boy wako anabattle gay allegations coz you look like a man💀😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Quickie na mboch.yaani minute maid😂🤣

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Konki™

@_lethal01

13 days

Did you know if you cut your left hand your right is left😂

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@_lethal01

28 days

Kumbe mtu akipata UKIMWI six packs zinajileta zenyewe bila zoezi💀💀😂

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Niliwai leta ngeus mwarabu cool kid kwa single room yangu hapo kisauni lunch. Nikawasha stove nikampikia matumbo na ugali. Kawaida nikachota maji kwa mkono nikawekelea stove kofi moja smart ikazima. Hiyo maneuver ilimfraisha hadi akukuwa manzi yangu.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

16 days

"Choke me dzadzy" amekam bila inhaler💀😅

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Stopping me on my way to tell me 'salimianga watu' is pathetic. Infact illegal damn.

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Konki™

@_lethal01

2 months

Nimefumble big time baddie amenishow anaenda fencing nikamwambia kwetu tumeeka lantana🥲

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Unashindwa mbona a fat guy anasweat pale kwa klabu akiwa ameketi kumbe anadance kimoyo moyo😂🤣

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Konki™

@_lethal01

11 months

Na kiwete anaeza kuwa na msimamo?💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

30 days

Kuna petite gal ametoa blouse sieet....mbavu zimejipanga kama logo ya adidas😂💀

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

Haha. Nakumbuka back in 2016 nikiwa fresher,Kuna this friend of mine alikuwa na bash akamwaga pombe yote sisi tukimrecord tukithani ako maftani atabuy zingine ,tulienda home tukiwa sobber kumamaye 💔😭

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 year

@JoeMmg1 Umeamua kuweka tattoo ya crocodile

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1 month

Lucky Dube Unlucky Dube

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Kuna this time nilidate baddie alafu siku ya mechi akakuja na shopping kumbe alikuwa amebeba asali sikujua kazi yake ni nini sasa wakati wa coitus akareach out akaipick akaanza kuismear kwa my punisher alafu akaanza kuinyonya kama lolipop nilikuwa napiga nduru kama mwizi

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Konki™

@_lethal01

1 month

Girls be like "i know my worth" then cry over a skinny dude with drug issues

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