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@_glavan

11 months

Men ebu text any girl in you contact list like this alafu mlete screenshot.😂 "Nipee tu ju hata pia mimi ningekua wewe ningekupea'

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1 month

Kwa family gathering kama huna pesa hata huulizangwi unataka soda gani, unaskianga tu pssshh stoney kwa uso.

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@_glavan

9 months

Ukiona dem yako amepiga picha pale view point kwa akili kumbuka matatu huwa hazisimami hapo.

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@_glavan

11 months

Msupa anakuride hadi unatamani ni wewe ungekua umemuoa instead of uncle yako.

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@_glavan

2 years

Kenyans hate kenya until a foreigner talks bad about Kenya.

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@_glavan

11 months

Driver wa mat heri umdinyie bibi kuliko wakuambie penye wao hutoa hizo mix zao

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@_glavan

10 months

Mimi nikienda high end restaurants huwa naenda kama nimenawa mikono, unaeza fika huko upatane na tap zinaongeleshwa.

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@_glavan

9 months

Safaricom and Airtel after hearing that the 2023 KCSE Results will be accessed directly from KNEC portal

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@_glavan

11 months

Kitambo tukiwa watoto tulikua tunaambiwa ati twende nje tucheze tutaitwa lunch ikiiva kumbe ni mzae anataka kupewa logins 😂

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@_glavan

9 months

Unawekanga glass moja ya juice ukiwa kitchen unapiga flash. Alafu sasa unaweka ingine ya kuenda kusip sip kiasi sitting kama mlami

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@_glavan

10 months

Kuna siku nimeenda sleepover kwa my woman kuamka the following day ghasia imefua nguo zangu zote ikabidi amenipea sweatpant yake. Nilikua natembea kama nimevaa swaetpant imeandikwa juicy kwa matako kama bad bitch😭

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@_glavan

10 months

Uzuri ya madem wako above 30 wakipata chance ya kukudinya huwa hawachelewi ju hawajui ni lini next wataombwa hio kitu.

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@_glavan

10 months

Kunyonga haikuangi ngumu, kupata the right video to ndio inakuanga noma.😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Your girl will only show you messages from guys she doesn't like.

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@_glavan

11 months

If death was only introduced to mankind because of Adam's disobedience, then why do animals also die.

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@_glavan

11 months

Pale campus dem anakuja kwako sleepover 1 full week unadhani ni mapenzi kumbe ni gas yake imeisha.

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@_glavan

10 months

Men kuna that time kama umekazwa na mkojo ajab alafu upate choo, ukikojoa hio feeling hukua tamu hadi unajipata unamoan bana.

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@_glavan

10 months

Wacha nitasomea hio Exam Usiku KPLC:

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@_glavan

2 years

Unaenda hospitali za Western unapata wagonjwa wote wanakula miwa😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Bibi ya bro wangu amekataa kunifulia as if hatukutoa mahari.

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@_glavan

2 years

Sikuvunji roho lakini unafanya journalism na unaona tu vizuri Lulu Hassan amekaa apo 10 years hatoki😂😂💔

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@_glavan

14 days

That second wave of sleep after you wake up before your alarm is very dangerous.

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@_glavan

2 years

Who called it gayism instead of sexual in takos.

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@_glavan

11 months

Niggas be 28 years old living in their parent's house and be talking about how Tupac is a legend. My Brother you need Tupac your things and move out!

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@_glavan

10 months

Kucon mtu inahitaji maximum beast mode, ukiingiza huruma kidogo tu hivi you've lost it.

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@_glavan

11 months

Mum typing...... Mum typing.... Mum typing... 30 mins later Mum: Hii boxer umeacha nje iko na tumafi😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Kitambo nilikua nadhani kukula mama fua ni kitu mbaya.

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@_glavan

1 month

Don't be a boring citizen, sometimes valia uniform kama ya jela uende ukae kwa fence ya prison.

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@_glavan

9 months

What's your current view?

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@_glavan

11 months

Lakini kugota na kugonga kifua ngumi ilikuwanga ujinga sana😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Yes the Devil is a Liar, but have you met Ruto

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@_glavan

11 months

Lakini walimu wa highschool walikuwa na utoto ajab..ati unapata baba ya mtu na miaka zake sigisti ameinama mahali kwa Giza ati ndo ashike mtu akienda choo. Uñgui mutherï

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@_glavan

11 months

Nakumbuka kuna time nishai patikana nikiongeza maji ya ugali kwa wenyewe buana.😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Unaleta coolkid kejani panya inapita hapo mbele ya TV alafu unaskia "aww what's his name"

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@_glavan

1 month

Ukiwa unalia kwa matanga alafu uguze mfuko upate hakuna simu, trust me utanyamaza.

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@_glavan

10 months

Sijui vijana wa sikuhizi tunakosea wapi, ukicheat leo, kesho unashikwa. Wazee wa zamani walikua wanashikwa siku ya mazishi

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@_glavan

9 months

Nganya za Ronga heri zizunguke ady laikipia lakini zisisimame kwa jam

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@_glavan

10 months

Nikiskia my friends wakianza kuongelelea vile the types of Cardi B anga Rihanna vile huwamaliza huwa nanyamaza tu, ju deep down najua i can risk it all for Christina Shusho.

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@_glavan

10 months

KPLC whenever the cloud tries to turn dark

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@_glavan

10 months

Hakuna kitu hupea mwanaume stress kama kunyimwa rematch, huwa unabaki ukijiuliza ni wapi uliharibu😂

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@_glavan

10 months

Lakini Owino Sueh kama si cooking skills hangewai pata Man-a-driller, ju hapo kwa sura hajashindia kwamboks mbali

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@_glavan

10 months

Kwani chocolate haikuangi 30 bob, nilitaka kusurprise huyu na chocolate naona bei ya simiti hapa

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@_glavan

9 months

Umewai notice ukitembea si wewe unatembea ni miguu zinatembea wewe unakuanga tu hapo unabebwa ufala😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Ingekua ni mimi niko na hio 94 million first thing nafanya ni kujiua, lazima niprove wrong those who said i will die poor.

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@_glavan

10 months

Mimi nikiwa kwa gari huwa sitaki kuona mtu mzee kuniliko amesimama na mimi nimeketi, huwa navaa earphones na naangalia nje ama nalala

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@_glavan

10 months

Hakuna njia ingine ya kupewa kinembe bila kuomba?

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@_glavan

11 months

Nimekaa tu hivi nikakumbuka mtoto wa simba anaitwa shibli😂

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@_glavan

10 months

Kenyans wakipata someone disabled ako na mimba huwa wanashangaa sana as if those people hawafai kudinywa.

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@_glavan

10 months

Ukiskia dem ameacha kuimba akikua kwa bafu, jua amefikia kibeti ya manyoa.

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@_glavan

10 months

@markgoldbridge Onana has single handedly kicked us out of the Champions League

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@_glavan

2 years

Unapatana na dem mluhya anajiita shee unafkiria ni jina fancy kumbe ni shimonjero.😂

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@_glavan

11 months

@polo_kimanii Najua ulikua unatamani kueka line ya kukosa baba but ukarealize itakua own goal😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Ushago kuna time nlitokwa simu family gathering bana,mpaka sai sijarecover ju mtu alikaa karibu na mm ni budangu.

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@_glavan

10 months

Hakuna kitu hupea mtu stress kama kupoteza ngwai ama CD kwa nyumba ya mzazi

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@_glavan

10 months

Uzuri ya kukua na Gay friends uko sure hutadinyiwa manzi, but on the other hand...

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@_glavan

11 months

Kwa mazishi ya Mluhya wanaleta gari iko na mechanical issue alafu unaskia ati marehemu hataki kuenda

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@_glavan

11 months

Hakuna wasiwasi hukushika kama ukiwa kwa matt alafu dere atumie route hujazoea, hapo huwa hadi unatoa earphones ndio uone vizuri.

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@_glavan

11 months

Ngoma za wakadinali huskizwa na vijana hawana mwelekeo wa maisha.

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@_glavan

11 months

Dad typing... Dad typing... Dad typing.. 30min later Unakuanga kijana ama msichana?

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@_glavan

9 months

Ukiona mwenye anakula mtu wako hata huwezi shuku ni yeye😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Unapeleka dem date alafu jioni anakuliwa na mtu ameshinda PS siku mzima.

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@_glavan

11 months

Nataka dem ako na watoto wawili ama watatu Bora akue serious na akue na job akuje aniambie baba ya hao watoto alimuacha kwa nini.

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@_glavan

10 months

Mi mkiniita sherehe alafu mniambie nikuje na madem, ni hivo mmenifkuza. Ju sasa mna expect nitoe wapi

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@_glavan

20 days

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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@_glavan

2 years

Ukiwatch porn na earphones bado unakuanga na wasiwasi unadhani majirani wanaskia😂😂

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@_glavan

10 months

Virgins hukupea stress kwa bed kama ngotha mpya

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@_glavan

10 months

Unafungua WhatsApp ya manzi yako unapata one of your loyal friends akisimp uko ajab

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@_glavan

11 months

Ukipewa food kwa wenyewe lazima ujifanye umeshtuka “ayayaya..Mbona unajisumbua,mi niko sawa.. "

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@_glavan

10 months

Pope Francis has single handedly turned The Catholic church into Sodom and Gomorrah version 2.0. What a disgrace, i have officially lost my respect to that Church

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@_glavan

2 years

Sikuangi handsome na sikuangi ugly pia, but kuna angle ukiniangalia nayo naeza kukunywa vibaya sana😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Siku hizi ni mafriendly tu hamkui attached.😂

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@_glavan

10 months

Hakuna mahali pombe itakupeleka kwa hii maisha.

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@_glavan

11 months

Kuna siku nimeconniwa tao mpaka nkapigia conman makofi.

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@_glavan

9 months

Hata unaeza pata ni dem ya Judas ndio alikua anataka 30 bob urgently ikabidi amepeana Yesu, another reason to fear this gender.

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@_glavan

10 months

Broke boys ndio huona kutreat women ni kusimp.

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@_glavan

11 months

Before yapping Degree is just a paper, try getting one. The process will humble you.

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@_glavan

11 months

Mapua ingekua inaangalia juu waluhya wote wangekua wameuliwa na mvua😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Bangi hata ikitolewa kwa boxer ama kwa socks lazma tu mtachoma 😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Bado unangoja waliokudharau siku moja wakusalimie kwa heshima?😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Watu wa Reggae huchukia Trap ju hawaelewi kizungu.

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@_glavan

10 months

Waist beads ni ya madem wako na haga, Njoki hapa anashinda ameipandisha juu kama trouser.

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@_glavan

11 months

Uyu na yeye anataka kuniwekelea mimba na anaona sina mbele wala nyuma madems hukuwa aje lakini

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@_glavan

11 months

Thread of babes in booty shorts, anyone?

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@_glavan

10 months

Nitaishi kusema, mimi nae simu lazima niangalie. Heri nishikwe na stress kuliko kaswende

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@_glavan

10 months

Kama hio forex ni ukweli mbona asifunze watu wa kwao wanunue mansions pia

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@_glavan

2 years

Mamako anajua unawaka Kwa rooftop kuliko jua?😂😂💔

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@_glavan

10 months

My small bro amemaliza 8 juzi nimeona amejoin telegram, kumuuliza ananiambia ati huko ndio huwa anatoa wallpapers. Anadhani mi ni mjinga

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@_glavan

10 months

Mko faceless hadi WhatsApp, kwani how bad is the damage.

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@_glavan

2 years

Shiet nikama mzae amesahau kunihide leo status kumbe ninja inapostigi memes 😂😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Nilikuja kunotice wahenga walikua watu wengine stupid sana, ju sasa wtf was chururu si ndo ndo ndo.

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@_glavan

10 months

Sijui kama ni mimi pekee yangu nikipigiwa simu na mathe niulizwe mahali niko naangalianga nyuma kwanza.😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Ukinipigia simu nikiwa Rome, hata kama iko silent bado Italia🥲

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@_glavan

10 months

Watu wa Nairobi wamefika ushago wanauliza mbona hizi miti ziko Karibu na choo hazina matawi😂

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@_glavan

2 years

Before i watch horror movie with a girl i must make sure I've seen it before...i have to be a man coz we can't be screaming together🥲

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@_glavan

2 years

Ama maisha ni ngumu juu we came from something hard💀

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@_glavan

15 days

Only broke babes think everything should be paid by the man.

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@_glavan

9 months

Normalizing going to dowry negotiations after the first kid with the second on the way.. Bei huwa ya jioni😂

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@_glavan

11 months

Mafans wa Wakadinali wanakuanga very stupid, how can you compare Diamond na hao vijana hawana mbele wala nyuma.

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@_glavan

12 days

On dating nowadays, don't worry about being the only one; just hope you're the favorite one.

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@_glavan

11 months

Unaweza pigia customer care wa Airtel simu ukiwa kwa mat alafu msee amekaa kando yako a receive simu.

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