Florian @_fauxcus Twitter profile

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Florian

@_fauxcus

4 years

You ever pause mid text like yo.. why am I even entertaining this

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2 years

@empressmaze You know who didn’t turn 97

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11 months

@OkSoMik @JeSuis_Prisca Man said you shoulda led with that! 😂

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@_fauxcus

5 years

This is the most ignorant shit I’ve ever seen. “Destined to a low paying career”... I’m an engineer that travels the world for free, in fact they pay me to.. and I couldn’t have done it without NSU. Behold. 🔰

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5 years

Me: drives 5mph Cops in Emporia:

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9 months

@Zazamyodor @Makkswell3___ She can’t remember

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2 years

@hesojiggy When them scenarios come up in the actual job I LIED OK I JUS NEEDED MONEY

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5 years

I hate job interviews.. like this ain’t even really me bro what are we talkin about rn

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3 years

@RockkStarrrrr She 32 w a toxic shirt on lol

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3 years

Behold lol 🔰

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9 months

@_DPWEarl @Amber__B Hit that open bar till it get shut down

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Tryna see this in 1913.

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6 months

@Choc0lateSweet_ She part of the problem 😂

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5 years

1913 me.. expeditiously

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5 years

@Jailposeshawty @jcgloves Facts tho they ain’t care what time buddy came from he had to get worked on 😂

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6 months

Happy founders day to da redz.. and thus concludes founders days for 2024 ain’t no more.

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4 years

a text argument during work? I be ready to go home bro lol

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5 months

@Munchitt_ Loser shit lol

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2 years

@KennyTheeOracle @iconstatusonly 444 servings lol she tryna angel number you niggas

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2 years

@xoDaws_ @_theperfectcut Lovely support system tho

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4 years

The filter alone is a time stamp lol

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4 years

Bro my mom put plastic wrap on my gmas cake so she wouldn’t spit all on it while she blew the candles out 😂

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4 years

When the light click on at 3:45AM and you hear “I just think it’s funny how—“

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@_fauxcus

5 years

One pack of noodles ain’t enough and 2 is like.. aight I’m wylin

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@_fauxcus

2 years

@MONR0WE I woulda left cus this why it took 15 years in the first place playing w me 😂

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Homecoming gotta take me as I am this year 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@clapfametkayy

5 years

I have two weeks to get fine for homecoming 😂😂

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@_fauxcus

3 years

How does he work literally every day and have $0 in BOTH accounts 😂

𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️

@954Cobi

3 years

This man spongebob was hilarious

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5 years

You not an adult until you start buying great value versions of shit by choice 😂

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4 years

Update , she got fired 🙃

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4 years

The news lady apologized on Twitter, that should let you know she not getting fired.

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4 years

I love sleep lmao I will fake on anybody for a lil nap

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@_fauxcus

2 years

@KvshSinn Specifically thickassdaphne 🤧

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@_fauxcus

3 years

@_heyyTAY A full name that’s extendable .. I call my pup bonster the monster, Bonnie badass, etc.

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Having your time wasted is definitely one of the top forms of disrespect

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2 years

@TeeSays_ @FraudActivity_ That shit sucked don’t do it again

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5 years

@WR3_11 Been here before good brother.. cept it was like 5-6 😂

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2 years

@Iewlnsky @butt_2_big @SamuhraiCamploo @givemedatrn @HolliWoodCourt @LUXURY0RN0THING She never returned 😂

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2 years

@TownesS it’s coo when they do it, it’s a problem when I do it 😂

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5 months

@letsagoou @faadedg @kaytheshi @K9NX0EVG Sometimes you jus need a lil pic to go w the text like a picture book 😂

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@_fauxcus

2 years

@xtremeone8 @jaysmit76227082 @BuiltInTheBurgh @KingOppJalen @Vic73991649 @max_fightzz Saying it’s a studio session is hilarious

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4 years

Crib GOTTA be clean before a trip cus when I come home ion wanna do shut but pass out

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@_fauxcus

9 months

@shes_rADIAnt @taylorswift13 Black pfp with racial slurs is a wild one

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4 years

Goodmornin to da redzzzzz only ❤️

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4 years

When she said bison backs I had to log out my account 😂

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5 years

Might win himself a BET documentary “surviving polo__3”

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4 years

Nia..it’s not even remotely close to being a contest

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5 years

@HBCUfessions

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4 years

Quavo prolly stare at the ceiling every night like damn how ima tell her she can’t rap

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2 years

@ArtByDelao @kayangrum @NBCNewYork

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2 years

@mserratot Starbucks got y’all by the balls

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4 years

If she in the bathroom and on FT w you.. I’m not gon say you locked in but you one of the favorites lol

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5 years

I hate those microwaves that start after you press one button like damn I wanted 15 seconds not 1 minute give me a second to think damn

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2 years

@arneespeaks All you blacks 😂

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@_fauxcus

4 years

All I could think about was how many wigs would come off and get collected in that shirt 😭

E-zrael Ani

@EzraelAni

4 years

This game looks fun 😅

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5 years

Y’all ever be sad not cus it’s over but like.. cus youll never find anyone that nasty ever again? Shit hit different

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@_fauxcus

2 years

@Virgo_Tingz @yeezytaughtem @DiaryOfKeysus @LUXURY0RN0THING @no9fine Dawg lady said be calm she said “no” lmfao

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Chuck E. Cheese pizza gotta be in your top 3 pizzas ain’t no way

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7 months

Date nights should be at least 1x a week folks be so boring

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10 months

@Kateraaaaaa This Nigga is capable of anything.

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@_fauxcus

4 years

I done unfollowed bout 6 baby bump surprises & 390 proposals today ion need that rn 😂

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4 years

Tell trump WAP mean We All Poor I need that check

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4 years

A pogo stick for roaches

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@_fauxcus

2 years

@nkule_bytheway @collinson165 @EaglesJawn @aauhree @JustAnotherGa @Micxh_P @humphreycthole @nicole_zimba Don’t babies cost money too why y’all worried about not having DNA money you ain’t got baby money

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3 months

@WaveyForever @westberry__ Y’all make me sick

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Turkey dry but them yams ain’t 🌚

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@_fauxcus

3 years

My first wall 😮‍💨❤️

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7 months

@senpaiXbbc @ChefAnthonyDC Nigga projecting lol

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5 months

@itsbigbrook @wiilsxxn Niggas fart in they draws all day long and a puppy sitting in them is where you draw the line 😂

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4 years

Which blacks did they save in the last one

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4 years

I act off principle, never emotion. We here because at some point you had me fucked up 😂 one time too many

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@ayosworIdd

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5 years

12•22•92🎂

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8 months

Have they made a payment on reparations 👀

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐌𝐞𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢

@Kdollah_

8 months

Anybody made a payment on the loans?? 🤣👀

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7 months

@4pfAv The one in the middle working overtime to show she still alive

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4 years

You actually shouldn’t have to ask for support from anyone you consider close to you

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Yeah I’m not posting no paragraph about how foul my 2019 was lol , ya live n ya learn

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Send the flowers to the workplace n cashapp for her lunch, get off early to beat her home cook a lil sumn.. when she opens the door have the lil rose trail to the candle lit tub with a whole wine bottle sitting, ya welcome

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5 years

When you finally try her cooking that she been hyping up

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7 months

@simsimmaaz Love you maid had me bust the fuck out laughing 😂

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2 years

@jaesofamous Everybody in this thread trauma bonding 😂

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@_fauxcus

3 years

I am now a certified veterinarian ⛑

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Cus niggas seen y’all cutting Em up putting a diaper pin in it and reselling it for $80

liv. — señorita soul snatcher ❤️‍🔥

@_50kgold

4 years

why tf are wifebeaters $15?!! Wth

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@_fauxcus

3 years

My pup be doin the most bro ..just dumb shit and then looks at me like it’s cool foh

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Having a lasting non sexual conversation is actually a turn on

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4 years

“Thank you for applying with us! Unfortunately, we have decided to—“

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@suntosteph

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me after i submit my assignments

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@NotoriousJay0 @ToniTrapALot @tychamps1 @josh_smartmusic @Sandxso @ChoppaBwilin @KK_Simbarashe @FrancisMirek @RamelForde @melissaokodje The 6 piece of silence

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@_fauxcus

4 years

My wallet gettin flat where that check at

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

FLATTENING OF THE CURVE!

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@_fauxcus

3 years

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND IS TRYING TO LEAVEEEEE 😂

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Hate when my car concert gets interrupted by a call

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5 years

I dont sleep anymore smh

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@_fauxcus

4 years

🎨 did sumn with some crocs today

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Boost your girl or somebody else will 🙃

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@pierrefleury_ @AdoreJalen He not even doin nothin lmao

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@_fauxcus

4 years

B Simone said “he need to understand why I’m up at 3am” girl it’s a pandemic we all up at 3am business or not lol

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@_fauxcus

4 years

Bein ignored is prolly my biggest set off lol.. you ain’t gotta worry bout me no more after that

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Not a single MCM post all summer from anyone 😂 evil world we live in

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@_fauxcus

4 years

@jamiebadu

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Doing this for your lady n massaging it in >>>

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@melaninmamis

5 years

So Satisfying 💖

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@_fauxcus

3 years

No Greeks, but we gon talk about Greek shit tho!

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@_fauxcus

3 years

10 hours of my life later.. I’m done 🎨

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@_fauxcus

5 years

Already decided if I settle down I’m changing my number.. I ain’t bouto play with none of that “I just think it’s funny how” shit 😂 snooze ya lose Sucka

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