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VT ALUMNUS 🎓 | NUPE♦️| 804 | HOPE IS NECESSARY | These thoughts and words are mine only

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@Makkswell3___
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Lactose intolerant people who love all things dairy
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Do you think women WANT a C-section?
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My wife must push that baby no cutting because those scars look 🤦🏿‍♂️
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@Makkswell3___
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Whatever song the jellyfish were playing cuz I know it’s only right
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What song would you play first?
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“Ma’am...... do you not see my bowls are empty.. “
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Idc my family is my family but she’s my WIFE my new beginning and end and if my family has something to say about my wife direct it to me and get checked for saying it. Nobody is going to disrespect my wife bro
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@Makkswell3___
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Y’all that watch All American look cuz I was shook when I found this dude from my wife and kids.
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@Makkswell3___
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When you peep something :
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@Makkswell3___
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If I marry you.. just know ain’t no divorce (unless you cheat) I’m gonna do everything in My soul to make sure we get it right
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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@Makkswell3___
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Cold, lonely and ashy at times
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@Makkswell3___
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“One hand on neck one hand on frontal.. YA FRONTAL OFF”
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@Makkswell3___
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When you think you’re going to get ahead of the work but you read the instructions and details of what to do and realize your professor doing absolutely waaaaaaaaay too much
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Caption this...
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@Makkswell3___
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Shutting the hell up when you don’t know something
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@Makkswell3___
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Lmao who playin with that boy John !
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@Makkswell3___
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Metro Boomin look like a mix between Quavo and Pooh Shiesty
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Chris Brown & Metro Boomin In The Studio
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@Makkswell3___
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Aye can y’all niggas that are damaged stop dating shorties and damaging them too.. y’all ruining it for the good guys lmao 😂
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@Makkswell3___
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@o_keilani He was like, “well damn.. this bitch crazier than me lmao “
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Okay fine y’all wanna play coconut Men can play coconut with y’all too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Makkswell3___
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Them : What’s wrong, you never in a good mood? Me:
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@NaiylaMillions Exactly.. just a dumb ass nigga 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Makkswell3___
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A stallion that’s 5’2 is a sea horse
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Ima stallion baby.
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If katara doesn’t hesitate.. she can beat all of them by blood bending .. but if we being realistic Azula was the only heartless savage
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Ok fr who y’all got Azula, tai lee, toph, katara ?
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@zoraslovechild This shit still sends me lol cuz they were probably TOO alike lol
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@Makkswell3___
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@pbugatti_ Lmao dawg why is this the first thing I see
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Girls who 5’3-5’8 getting into the pool
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@Makkswell3___
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Nobody we just smile, and make y’all laugh and hold it in and hopefully eventually all the other nonsense goes away
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jn3 ✨
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Who do the “strong friends” vent to?
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@KultureGawd @BubbaCharles101 Lmaoooooo that’s super dirty mackin but I can’t hate the game lol
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Fellas no kap.. it’s time to get back to basics simple stuff like courting and chivalrous stuff cuz we been fumbling some bags cuz some men really genuinely, don’t know how to really treat a woman like they value her in whole. But we gotta get back to basics
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I listen to R&B all day any day sorry not sorry lmao my car my aux lmao 😂
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@poetnextdoor Nah hold up y’all ain’t seen this shit I’m crying real tears
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The shit been trash. People are inconsiderate in so many aspects. Selling pipe dreams. Telling lies. I am old fashioned if I wanna Wife you I’m gonna do everything I can to show you that. You obtain love by going 100/100 and communicating but a lot of people are damaged.
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When SGRHOs teaching they neos shake that monkey this what I expect it looks like 😂😂😂
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@ms_fishscale You ain’t got no walls huh...
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@alx @RepMaxineWaters Ima add this here since you wanna post fake info
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If you have curved someone and they go after your friend it’s fair game. You ain’t want them lol 😂 sooooo you can’t even really be mad tbh lol 😂
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Bombaclaat?
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Lmao nah cuz if a mf don’t know spongebob they SOILED IT !!
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if i use a spongebob reference and a nigga respond with “huh?” instead of laughter.... canceled
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@BornAKang Man’s said “I ain’t even hungry no more g..”
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Platonic relationships are key to a healthy life. Women bring in a lot of great perspectives on things. So do men for women, but literally it’s just a great vibe.
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Lmao if you got an AKA gotta cop this for her Ethel said so
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Here’s another one for good measure
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When the AKAs give you that seductive ass look as they stroll when nasty song comes on
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Women proposing to men
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@diamond_madee I left a voicemail for you lmao 😂 I hope it finds you well 😂😂😂😂😂
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Since my girl didn’t get to experience her graduation (she’s a triplet and both siblings went to the same school and their graduation was the same day as her graduation) I’m planning a graduation party for her and getting her a cap and gown and her diploma framed etc.
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@Makkswell3___
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Have y’all seen that man’s photos ?!?! ICONIC AND SUPER CLEAR !!
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@HollyKentuckey Me looking at your pictures and seeing you look like Ariel who smoked maybe 100 too many cigarettes
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@YunngNatnFree You had a list of criteria
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Overly greeky people are really what’s making Greek life trash.. you got clout chasers, letter wearers, and the overly aggressive ones who just love to threaten anyone for slightest of things .. in reality yes we’re Greek but we were GDI before the letters humility is key
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Happy .. sleep , sad? .. just go to sleep ... angry? .. just go to Sleep Tired? ... go to sleep Horny? ... beat then sleep Migraine headache ? ... go to Sleep Basically sleep solves a lot
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كن مبتسم
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Sco pa tu manaa:
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@Blameitontati She need some Vaseline and lotion “America .. Nessa don’t wanna use lotion. And I hope Babygirl don’t start following suit.”
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Getting ghosted when you actually were trying
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@MuvaLean Lmao 😂 he just said
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@FckUndYaTweets @_princesscierra She forgot to take off her face mask peel
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Sometimes you have to apologize for the way you treated people when you were not at the best place in life. It’s not for you but for them. Some people really try their best to be there for you and although your intentions were never meant to be hurtful shit happens.
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And this is why black women ain’t want her in the damn video ...
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I hope you get a paper cut .. from a razor in a paper cup.. I hope you have sex with one and she links you with someone that’ll have you looking like raisins in a blazing sun.. I hope you get all your money laundered out and have to live in a halfway house.
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Bro Ciara Said I’m Pregnant but I still got it ! Never lost it ! and always will have it. Bro she so effortless
@DangeRussWilson
Russell Wilson
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We Back!!! #ToosieSlide w/ my baby @Ciara Dance Battle @Drake ?? 😂😂🤣 From the cliff in South Africa to the Crib w/ @Ciara Ur boy Stayed in the Pocket 😎 #QuarantineLife
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@wtfvids_ Hold a lighter up to the glass and let it get overheated and pass out then throw it down the toilet
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@IWearCondoms @toyajoy_ Lol I’m happy he asked to make sure it was consensual actions ahaha
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Me : let’s go eat Them: but I don’t have money Me: I SAID LETS GO EAT!! Not if you had any money
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No kap the sex is better when you actually both in tune mentally , emotionally , and physically I’m just gonna put that out there
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@YannaGod @KiarasBird And summer Olympics lol 😂
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Swear we’re seeing porn addiction in real time cuz the young boys in the league all have the same problem lol
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It’s like sneakerheads and shoes we love sneakers they love Starbucks cups 🤷🏾‍♂️ different stroke for different folks
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oatmeal influencer
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are people okay
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I’d like to hear Brent , Wale and Masego do a track together masego on production and saxophone and Brent singing wale hitting the poetry and a fire verse
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ROB VAN GOH 🎨
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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This soundtrack was literally and I mean this wholeheartedly THE BEST soundtrack we have had in a very very long time.
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6 years ago, sza and kendrick lamar released 'all the stars'
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Attaching this picture to my resume as a reference for a job I’m not qualified for but still want at least an interview for
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@Toolie__xo She got the crocs in sport mode so this is serious lol 😂.
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@HoodComedyEnt In conclusion
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Ok but in reality I would like to taste a cookie
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Which one of yall heathens is responsible for this? This is why we aren't in Eden anymore
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Dababy dropped masterpiece and danileigh thought that was her cue to drop that sorry ass song
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No kap getting friend zoned by a girl you genuinely would do anything and everything for to see her happy, has to be like top 2 biggest L’s and disappointments you can have happen in the dating world.
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BLOCKED BY BIDEN !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Job searching putting in 100+ applications to hear from 2
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Her styling is trash she gave man brown leather Chelsea boots and all black and grey fit .... lmaooooooooo
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Nobody: Trey Songz to the police officer:
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Me as a kid on sparknotes so I wouldn’t have to read the book
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@ItsMe_Duhhhh This song is for the ASS TO BE SHOOKETH
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Me explaining that casually dating is a thing and it’s okay if you not fucking nobody and just going out as friends but learning about people so you can exclusively date the one best for you.
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Sims... or GTA driving around
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Serious statement here.. y’all really be some horny mfs on y’all period .. like a raging hormone monstress
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I have had to realize I have to be my own for real.. not everyone gone be around when you need them all the time.
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When that one toxic person you attracted to but shouldn’t be attracted to finally pops up in them call or text notifications lmao 😂
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“F*** the world I’m a walking erection” Me:
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@___torion Checking her in private
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Shore club south beach but y’all gotta go post covid 🥴🥴
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After they deep cleaned the subway
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Tbh It’s perfectly fine if you’re a virgin don’t rush nothing these people nowadays are weird lmao 😂
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Sco pa tu ma naa?
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Like I always said black women really are the standard.. see what y’all influenced lmao got this girl spending bread for her shit to fall out like loose bowels
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CORONAVIRUS TESTING SHOULD BE FREE AND GETTING TREATMENT SHOULD BE FREE YALL CHARGING NIGGAS TO LIVE?!?!?!?!!!!!
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@melmadara We gotta remember the flex we felt having this specific glue
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The Lord giving me a pep talk after every L I’ve taken this year
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@LotsofDinero “When I touch me a mil” sir you have that in your hands
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Ima give you a list of schools I’ve seen that’s got DIMES from top to bottom (no specific order) 1. Hampton 2. Howard 3. PVAMU 4. VSU (Valdosta) 5. SCSU (South Carolina State) 6. Kentucky State 7. Eastern Michigan 8. California (Alluvem) 9. UCF 10. NCAT
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When shake that monkey comes on then the SGRhos shake that monkey and the extra ones put forth all the energy
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@maialanai @BCreee This is definitely true my little cousins get talked to like their regular adults and they’re brilliant as shit detailed can hold conversations and read beyond their years
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Everyone wanna be a stallion till they actually see one then it’s she a man
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@kryystalcx Lol this is the best way to ask just send this lol 😂
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@ChanBandz @_fauxcus Nahh deadass like we too grown for games .. be upfront that shit really really hit different
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