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DO NOT BE AFRAID
this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! also Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.
romans, countrymen, lovers, and tyrant killers: this year we have cassius holding caesar in place so brutus can go in for the final blow. beware the fucking ides of march 💕
WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TROUBLESOME ROMAN?
"When Caesar arrived in pursuit on the third day, Theodotus showed him Pompey’s head and ring, but Caesar was offended and wept."
-Liv. Per. 112.4
geta & caracalla :) it’s like. so it’s a shared dream, right. that’s the general idea here. the house-palace is a maze. no one is going to wake up feeling well rested from this lmao
valentinian & valens
thinking about themistius’ brotherly love oration (as always lmao) (brother-emperors ruling the fratricide empire! wow!)
(and as per usual, my valens takes after subleyras’ rendition of him)
"—at the next meeting Publius Cornificius announced that Milo had a weapon inside his tunic strapped to his leg. He demanded that the thigh be bared, and Milo lifted his tunic without delay."
-Asconius, on Cicero's Pro Milone (trans. John Paul Adams)
'Do not fear,' said [Hermes]. 'You are the final judge of beauty, end the contentions of these three goddesses; decide which of them has such beauty that will conquer the other two.' He called on the name of great Jove, that I might know there was no escape--
Ovid, Heroides 16
26 April 1478
The first who spoke of any attempt against the Medici, was Francesco, who, being more sensitive and resolute than the others, determined either to obtain what was withheld from him, or lose what he still possessed.
-Machiavelli
happy pazzi conspiracy day!!
clodius and crassus, around the time of the bona dea scandal!
it's about the. well. it's about something for sure!! debts, bribes, alliances, subtext and themes. all the stuff that makes the wheels of politics spin.
CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS
this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao.
like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.
Cassius & Caesar
“But others say that this rivalry was the work of Caesar, who secretly favoured the hopes of [Brutus & Cassius] until, thus induced and incited, they entered into competition with one another.”
Plutarch, Brutus
octavian and crassus (the grandson), some soldiers celebrating crassus' success, and the threat of the spolia opima between them because I'm always a few thoughts away from going back to the spolia opima incident
do you have enough love in your heart
to go and get your hands dirty?
it isn't that much, but it's a good start
so go and get your hands dirty--
happy ides of march! lyrics from
@grandson
's dirty
giovanni colonna (the 15th century cardinal), in the midst of trying to figure out how to get out of this fucking mess*
*his family siding against the pope
in the gritty, edgy, overly dramatic, and unrepentantly horny HBO show of the late republic that exists in my head, the bona dea scandal is a crassus conspiracy to undermine caesar a bit.
OCTAVIA AND KLEOPATRA
listen it's like. cleopatra had gifts put aside for octavia. and livia, but that's not as interesting to me. there's an implication, and outline, of some kind of relationship, and that not all hope was lost there. yet.
And while they were dining together they naturally, [...] Antony asked Cassius: "Have you perchance a dagger under your arm even now?" To which he answered: "Yes, and a big one, if you too should desire to make yourself tyrant."
Cassius Dio 44.34
Crassus, although he had hopes of becoming his colleague, did not hesitate to ask Pompey's assistance. Pompey received his request gladly (for he was desirous of having Crassus, in some way or other, always in debt to him for some favour)
Plutarch, Crassus 12
a dream, years later: pelops once again is disassembled for easy consumption. the gods put your body back together, sure, but it doesn’t change the fact that you were once in pieces.
—even love
or
an atmospheric comic about niccolo machiavelli and biagio buonaccorsi because sometimes you read books and two words in the middle of a sentence really get to you
crassus & pompey (sometime during sulla's civil war, in spoletium)
it's uhhhhh about pompey and alexander the great and the cynic epistles bit about hephaestion's thighs altho in this case the thighs are how crassus could bring pompey to a political standstill when he wanted to
If I'm not safe,
no one is safe.
-Caligula, Alison Stone
something about the gens julia doing the sacrificing and then becoming the sacrifice. the cyclical nature of tyrannicide too, probably, since caligula was 🔪🔪 by a cassius
a rejected idea from the Second Triumvirate novel I keep writing lmao
at one point, I wanted Antony’s rescue of Octavian to mirror the execution of Antyllus but the event that inspired the whole idea (as recorded by Appian) is too fun for that kind of wholesale reinvention
CALIGULA: I dream that my brothers are gnawing on my flesh, whispering their final thoughts into my rib cage, and when I wake up, I can still feel the press of their teeth on my skin.
publius crassus pulling a 90s/early 2000s rom com plot where the kid gets their divorced parents back together, except the divorced parents are crassus and cicero and they WILL break up again
some kind of. addition? not quite a sequel.
I was reading the timeline debates on dating fulvia's marriage to clodius! mostly, I think it's fun if she gets to watch whatever....this is.
in the gritty, edgy, overly dramatic, and unrepentantly horny HBO show of the late republic that exists in my head, the bona dea scandal is a crassus conspiracy to undermine caesar a bit.
Le zèle que d'Artagnan mettait à servir le cardinal explique ces récompenses, malgré tout un peu tardives. Il le suit dans la bonne corme dans la mauvaise fortune.
-D'Artagnan, Capitaine des mousquetaires du roi, histoire véridique d'un héros de roman, Charles Samaran
Mazarin and d'Artagnan
like. listen.
I'm reading Charles Samaran's book on d'Artagnan, and 'Colbert a dit que d'Artagnan fut une créature de Mazarin; rien n'est plus vrai,' sure was a sentence to read.
caesar, crassus, & the beginning of a conversation that has been forcibly scrubbed from the page to give the conspiratorial flirtation some privacy! or maybe they're just talking about the state of current events in rome!! who knows :) it's a secret :))
tahol, cassius! tahol!! etc or something. let him off that leash you have him on, brutus, you're not good at this.
an unfinished scene out of the conspiracy comic that was fun to play around with
I wanted to adapt one of my favorite scenes from the Iliad into a comic! the dialogue borrows and takes direction/inspiration from various translations, although pacing, general flow of the words, and page space got the final say in what I ultimately ended up deciding to letter
—A good seduction, Mark Anthony always says, has the other person thinking that they started it.
In Trebonius’ opinion, this is bullshit. It is, however, pretty good groundwork for starting a conspiracy.”
lmao this is a redraw of a sketch I posted back in december
anyway, @ Cassius: Antony's not obsessed with you because of Caesar and tyranny, he's trying to (redacted) you
Crassus and Sulla
I have some half formed thought about how Crassus is repeatedly used as a scapegoat/sacrifice by Rome (the body, the narrative, etc) but I’m going to think on that more, so: whatever the hell that’s going on between Sulla and Crassus sure is interesting!!