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Sultanate of Women and Eunuchs Advocate, revivalist even.

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Joined January 2024
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@CollegeBoard777
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The ideal Islamicate is when: -Women rule the world -Coffeehouses are more prevalent than madrassas -Boygirls serve the coffee -Divorce rates are high (men know their place) -The Qadi is a 'feminist' -Aqeedahpoasting is quarantined to urban salons -Tulips and palaces everywhere
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@CollegeBoard777
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“The reader does not steal”. My filled up pdf archives worth thousands ‘n thousands: So true!
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“Iraq book market: books are always left out on the street at night without any worries. Iraqis believe that “the reader does not steal and the thief does not read.
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This boy’s clips resurface every couple months and it’s really pitying. It’s obvious he’s regurgitating this from memorization, and not his own intellect live at work. Down to the hand gestures and mannerisms - kids don’t speak like that.
@Quranconnect_
القرآن
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With kids like this, the future is in safe hands, In Shaa Allah🔥❤️
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Umayyads-as-evil-racism is probably the most destructive popular trope incorporated into the historical imagination — leads to takes like this. There’s no such thing as “Persianate Islam”. There’s a cultural sphere but to imply it formed its own religious ‘strand’ is nonsense.
@sharghzadeh
شرق‌زده sharghzadeh
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Muslims are dunking on him for terminology mistakes (stupid nit-pick, it's not his religion guys) or even dumber reasons (I'm a non-Arab Muslim! Owned!) but he's right. Islam began as an Arab religion and it did not lose its Arab supremacy until the fall of the Umayyads. At a
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@CollegeBoard777
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Muslim political discourse will significantly increase in quality once the historical insignificance of the caliph becomes common knowledge. It genuinely just doesn’t matter atm.
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Everyone should play The Hajj Trail. It's a historical simulator taking you on an immersive journey of the pilgrim in the 16th century Ottoman Empire. The writing, events, music, it's all awesome. Link in reply. There's also a huge bibliography for your reading pleasure.
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Are Haredi Jews basically the last group in the world that don’t take the state’s existence for granted? It’s like speaking to a premodern time traveller: “Who will protect the borders?” Borders??
@ireallyhateyou
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"We don't care about the state. You built a state, now deal with it... We don't care if (the one who rules) here is the US, Japan, China or the UK. No one cares." Ultra-Orthodox Jews protested in recent days outside the IDF's Tel HaShomer induction base, against the attempt to
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Everyone should read Saladin: The Triumph of the Sunni Revival by A.R. Azzam. How learning institutions (madrasa) can be founded and spread so rapidly in the span of a few decades, it’s truly a spectacular phenomenon.
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Pre-modern is when you eat with no spoon Early-modern is when you eat with a wooden spoon Modernity is when you eat with a silver/metal spoon Post-modernity is when you eat with a plastic/edible spoon Islamicate modernity is when you eat with an Islamic geometric spoon
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The late Ottoman army had a ‘first in line’ doctrine, officers and even commanders would charge straight into the fire alongside their platoons and battalions. This bred extreme discipline and high tolerance for casualties. The Ottoman army was the only one to not mutiny in WW1.
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Seth Frantzman
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What concerns me is that in most military structures if you eliminated so many commanders the military unit would fall apart. With Hamas though you don’t see this collapse, there’s no clear evidence of the collapse at least. This is the main problem with Hamas. It’s has weathered
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@CollegeBoard777
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ENOOOUUUGH
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I unironically believe this. The Islamicate is the only continuation of Greco-Rome.
@Covenant_watch
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Globohomo wants to rob you of your legacy. This is an archetypical young kino Muslim-Philosopher King. Do not let them seize your portion of the Hellenic inheritance.
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The downfall of the Islamicate aesthetic is when auto-tuned, monotoned, echo studio nasheeds replaced the Imperial grandeur of old with its big drum, trumpet, and canon.
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@CollegeBoard777
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So he turned out to be Muslim, and still yet the vast majority of people on here threw a hissy fit over an appropriated term that in essence actually captures the behavior of mob violence and illiterate group think. God have mercy on him, tragic fate.
@Arshadyousafzay
Arshad Yousafzai
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Updates in Sulaiman’s heartbreaking story. Note: I cross-checked & verified these photos & clips with Advo Jawad Mir he can be reached on his FB account but I received them via X account 👇( @JusticeForSwatV ) 1) Sulaiman at a local masjid 2) with PTV presenter Qari Sadaqat Ali
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Too often encountered “trad history” in Muslim circles. If it’s not in al-Tabari it doesn’t exist. “Brother recommend me history books but only from Muslim authors” — his scope of history is regurgitated early 20th century oriental academia.
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@GabrielSaidR
GabrielSaidR
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When reading modern Muslim commentaries on the early Islamic historical context it is common to find no evidence of research done outside of the tradition. Here are the comments of Mawdudi (d. 1979) on the story of Muslim emigrants travelling to Ethiopia. He clearly did not study
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@CollegeBoard777
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For the love of God stop falling into this bait - we’re literally moving towards a transhumanist hell Human progress, the shared objective of scientific discovery, bogus modernist garbage. There is no big pot of science that everyone must contribute towards to prove their worth.
@SuspectFed
Posts By Feds
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Name a single thing Muslims invented.
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On historical ‘Islamization’, Malay Archipelago as a case study: Conversion has always prioritized practical & pragmatic conditions highly, particularly the societal re-positioning that would result. Rarely was it an individual matter, but a familial or 'tribal' one. 🧵
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The Houthis are radiating huge amounts of Kizilbash-Hashashin-Fremen energy right now. The Shi’ites never fail in this, very powerful.
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This is my favorite exchange symbolizing the transitioning stage into Muslim modernity - an Ottoman military diplomat and a Somali man discuss train and rail, the former practical and the latter poetic.
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@CollegeBoard777
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The 'Salafi' impulse that beat for the past century straight thought it got rid of 'superstition' and 'illiterate folk ignorance' - instead now it's just misattributed due to ironically more widespread & unfamiliar paranoia. In other words, we've come full circle but even lower.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Everything else pointed to like “salat” vs “namaz” isn’t a difference in performative practice or conception of the ritual, it’s a linguistic association born from relevant exchange. Will we regulate SEA to “Arab Islam” using that logic, despite the “non-Arab” elements?
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“You’re not a cyber-elite esoterically coded romantic schizo poetic, you’re not…” “Stay SAIF” “W-what does that stand for??”
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This is the ideal timeline. You may not like it but this is what peak algorithms look like.
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The Persianate block was formed not due to cultural affinities but because of elite structures adopting mechanisms/institutions of rule that fostered a Persianate flavor. In most places this remained within elite classes. It wasn’t formed on a different outlook of religion.
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At first, mixed feelings that Hallaq got exposure. Just slumped as students of KNOWLEDGE appropriated him into their canon. But now I just detest it. That niche thing you like but you start hating once it gets popular. Hallaq is going through Edward Said popularity phenomenon.
@islamicize
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This proves what Hallaq was saying
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The person who converted to Islam recently and the other that converted to Christianity. Two youth PSA their new beliefs, while a mass of literate yet uninitiated battle it out - armed with polemical tracts, insults, and pdf screenshots. Yep, we’re in the true Age of Faith.
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@CollegeBoard777
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The scattering of Islamicate literature, a small thread. 🧵 All passages come from Ahmed Al-Shamsy’s Rediscovering the Islamic Classics. tl:dr You should be raiding the dusty attics of European libraries. Forget the artifacts, reclaim the books!
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Last but not least, an overwhelming number of Islamicate source material lies in dusty European and American libraries. Read Shamsy’s Rediscovering the Islamic Classics. No Muslim historical project will be complete without reclaiming those lost treasures.
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Muslim pop-historiography is so focused on individual characters and feeling obliged to analyze them through moral judgements. History is simplified to a string of major figures, usually rulers - the forest is missed for the trees. Structuralism is essential for useful history.
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If you speak arabic, I can give you a video link explaining very well the concept of « SAIF » im good, no thanks
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Person in the QT is a zionist shill (I think). Just wanted to point out this analogy because he can’t seem to understand what it means to fight for your land and people.
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Anti-government Ghazi scholar-ascetics forming privatized warrior bands, leading nomadic raider lives on the stalemate frontiers of the Abbasid Caliphate - the Mutatawwi’a, the coolest and boldest guys around, had even great Harun in a nervous wreck. 🧵
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@SyroJaziran
Peron
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Ghazi warrior bands led by anti-state "Scholar Ascetics"
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@AlTazanuj Generally speaking, caliphs quickly took on mere placeholder titles for dynastic monarchs post rashidun. With the decentralization and eventual fall of the Abbasid seat of power, the caliph did little more than act as a legitimizing figure for actual political elites
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I’m very fed up with the whole “different paradigms” and metaphysics bogus. It just devolved into unproductive ramblings and an easy escape for advocates to explain everything away or halt engagement. Or worse - and most dangerous- shut down any new ideas. Very pretentious.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Synthetic Anime-Inspired Fantasy (SAIF) has just outed glowie data-scrapping fed - Coalmiri. We asked Coalmiri for comments: “While suspicion is warranted, you’re actually not qualified nor technical enough to question why we need your ID along with 12k other scholars.”
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@Aboubarchos
𝕳𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖊🏴‍☠️
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Hmmm, I wonder why Coalmiri, with his presumed connections in the Gulf, would want to create a register with the personal identification of tens of thousands of scholars from across the world. nothing shady at all
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Excellent write up and probably the most important insight to learn from the Mongol era. This laid back pitch of proselytizing was a universal feature of Islam's propagation. See: Wali Songo in SEA, armies of subcontinent saints, West African mingling with local paganisms, etc.
@AvdullahYousef
Abdullah
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I finished The Mongol Storm by Nicholas Morton — honestly it’s great, and there’s one aspect of it that stuck out to me in the telling of how Muslims dealt with the new world order ushered in by Mongol rule. The Muslims during both the 10th C. Turkic and 13th C. Mongol Invasions
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Unbelievably SAIF-pilled. Safia paintings everywhere NOW!
@safialatif
Safia Latif
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My new oil painting, the All-Seeing A little about my thought process behind this one: I’ve been learning a lot about systems of surveillance, how we’re headed towards a technocracy where the demand for our data surpasses that of other resources like oil…(1)
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(Unironic. 100% serious.)
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On the Armenian Genocide and the Ottoman Empire: Yes, it happened. There's absolutely no reason to deny it and propagate Kemalist revisionist history. This is a (rough) translation of Mehmed Cavit Bey's moving diary, former Minister of Finance of the OE, on the genocide🧵(1/18)
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@dogangurpinar
Dogan Gurpinar
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Cavit Bey 1915 Eylül'ünde günlüğüne Ermeni "tehcir"ine dair böyle yazmış. Okuyalım.
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Haunting realization: the memepoast that made it into the Qawwam mag. was credited to *me* (Have violated post-authorship and personal anonymity, it now cannot be used for mimetic combat in the Struggling path of Islamicate futurology, tainted with the najis of ownership,unSAIF)
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“You’re not a cyber-elite esoterically coded romantic schizo poetic, you’re not…” “Stay SAIF” “W-what does that stand for??”
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@CollegeBoard777
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Arab-Ottoman-Turk: The Ottoman Empire’s Culture War for the Heart of Ottomanism 🧵 All excerpts from Losing Istanbul: Arab-Ottoman Imperialists and the End of Empire by Mostafa Minawi.
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God forbid I have a bestie. Remember what they took from you….
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@sharghzadeh Speaking as a political office/institution. I don’t think these details are really productive right now lol..
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Al-Nabulsi offers a local Saint in Gaza an apple, and the Saint swallows the fruit in a single gulp. Powerful Sainthood.
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Mass MT block spree coming soon at this point, it’s all forsaken all of it!
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@alpecin8 Not in the modern nation-state sense. There were general ideas of frontiers that were guarded by outposts or forts and such but these were more gradient rather than strictly defined lines. Freedom of movement back then wasn’t restricted by frontiers, at least not like today
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Detest politicpoasting but can’t help it: Sunni political vision is blind, different levels of being a bitter sore loser. Only a couple hours pass since the news & the most illiterate takes to have taken root. All of this while firmly believing their victory is assured.
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Hijab’s project will likely be slop imitations appropriated for dawah inc preacher brain-rot but the sovl of the initiative is praiseworthy, and if this is the opposition it’s getting, all is futile. Billions must read The Islamic Secular.
@HanbaliRegiment
ابن محرّم الحنبلي
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Mohammad Hijab’s language here exposes his lacklustre approach when it comes to fiqh. Mohammed Hijab: “There is an isolated opinion which says music is allowed but nevertheless it does have backing” Translation: There is a valid difference of opinion with regard to music and
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Turkish Archives likes to spin a lot posts for a specific audience. He was a Syrian Damascene known for his astronomy and headed the Istanbul Observatory.
@TurkishArc
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A Turkish man made a steam engine 200 years before the industrial revolution but he only made it to spin döner.
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Not @SyroJaziran posting on Mughal occultism and sacred kingship has the whole TL on a sihr witch-hunt !! SAIF is bene-gesserit coded??
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New Islamicate futures will be built on the back of Eco’s write ups and billions watching (and thoroughly analyzing) Serial Experiments Lain. No, I understand none of it but it’s the answer trust me.
@Ecoreactionair
Eco al-Hollandi
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@bexteteme Understandable reaction but the correct thing to do is to be MORE on your phone while disconnecting yourself from it. Consciously parasitize the parasite.
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This was harder than I thought. Not the most well rounded list but I will update it over time as I encounter more. The list, chronologically: - War Songs: ‘Antarah Ibn Shaddad - Violent Order: Religious Warfare, Chivalry, and the Ayyar Phenomenon in the Medieval Islamic World
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I’m putting together a chronological reading list of Islamicate soldier/war accounts. Personal diaries, journals, letters, etc. I’ve put together a few works so far ranging from the crusades to WW1, but I need more. If anyone’s aware of any please let me know!
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9 months of genocidal bombing campaigns and these types still spew the same words concocted in the bowels of 9/11. They think the Republic still exists. Suppose a Gazan or Afghani should join up with the armies to show their immense gratitude for a “new life”.
@sharghzadeh
شرق‌زده sharghzadeh
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"...American Muslims have to think about...contributing to the decline of [American hegemony]." Muslims accuse Jews of acting as a fifth column but in the same breath encourage their co-religionists to do the same...
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@CollegeBoard777
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If anyone is interested in this specifically, recommend reading Huseyin Yilmaz’s Caliphate Redefined. Top 3 fascinating topics for sure. If you *really* want the caliphate to have a place in the new world, reading up on “caliphology” to inform your future vision is a start.
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@AlTazanuj The Ottomans revived the office in their quest for universal sacred kingship, and even then it was still heavily integrated on other notions of legitimacy. In other words, the early modern Caliph was not the same as the classical Caliph. There’s a lot more nuance of course.
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LAIN LAIN LAIN LAIN LA- …..in talks about this….-
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You're no traditionalist, you fear tradition. We - we take it by the throat and fling it unto greater heights.
@xkuro32
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@CollegeBoard777 Aligns with your awful positions.
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I don’t think a *single* person has ever read any book that I told them about after *they* asked for the title. Not a single one. Why do you ask? What do you do with the info? Don’t tell me “oh it’s just on my reading list”, no! You don’t read! Only non-readers have ‘lists’.
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Can we please beam Jackson’s ‘Islamic Secular’ pdf file straight into Umar Qadmiri’s disk drive? He’s onto something but just needs that extra input - he’ll really appreciate it I think.
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Funny when people argue over food, especially in the ME. Friend your ancestors lived a mile apart in a vast network of small villages under the same imperial polity, they just ate bread and cheese 95% of the time. Remember when Palestinians and Lebanese fought over tabouleh?
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Frank Herbert loved Islam, and it is related to us he reverted on his deathbed. وَهُوَ ٱلَّذِی خَلَقَ مِنَ ٱلۡمَاۤءِ بَشَرࣰا فَجَعَلَهُۥ نَسَبࣰا وَصِهۡرࣰاۗ وَكَانَ رَبُّكَ قَدِیرࣰا (25:54)
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From water does all life begin.
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True and accurate. This post has been verified by real Mutatawwi’ Fursan patriots. Ride forth! Artist: Marwan Musa
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Great House
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When people think of medieval knights & chivalry, they think of European culture. What if I told you chivalry was introduced to Europeans by Arabs?
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Is it possible to recover from the imagined Rashidun larping of the salafi crisis? Everything is so pretend, so inauthentic.
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Safia has single-handedly broadened horizons of galactic scales with the paint brush, a true heir of Islamicate civilization. Sovlful dreamer vs sovlless literacy mobs
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God is everywhere
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Eid Mubarak! The holiday of the Turks started on January 14 1575. On the days of the holiday, the Turks wear their best clothes and walk around the city and have fun all day long Some swing on swings, some ride the merry-go-round. They offer each other bread, cookies, buns, etc
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You too can reinvigorate Islamicate consciousness in real time, by cheering on Imane Khelif you: -Own corrupt & despotic Russian orgs -Unveil the spiritually modernist facade of the Western right -Inch closer to historically authentic Islamicate conceptions of sex & androgyny
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Remember one person in particular who had a vendetta against me for reading academic texts instead of some scholar’s “tarikh”. “Why do you read from the kuffar? We have our own history these are all lies”. I don’t know what to say to that.
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Begging you to understand, the schizo-encrypted esoterically-coded mimetic lingo pulses with purpose down to the letter. Not a game nor a meme nor a brand! Fight back, superimpose on it, bear witness of your own accord. It's fun. If you're gunna RETVRN anywhere, RETVRN to this!!
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Btw kinda serious at the end here. I don’t think any Old Islamicate elite are interested (or even aware) in this to mount any real efforts to reclaim a literary culture for new civilization building. It’s more or less up to submarine academics to funnel these into the digital.
@CollegeBoard777
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To end off here is an endowed, protected manuscript that was never meant to be taken outside of its place, collecting dust in France! Raid your local Evropeen libraries, scan and pirate all books, may the MEGA pdf libraries of Cyber-Islam flourish! Remember what they took from u
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On plausibility structure, as discussed by Sherman. Check out the final excerpt too, a good observation of this concept as relating to the cheeky Abu Nuwas. Everyone really needs to understand how crucial this is. It can't be over exaggerated, disastrous if understated.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Islamicate experience has never functioned without a plausibility structure, it can’t survive without one. The vision isn’t about ‘Islamizing’ or making something ‘Islamic’ to begin with. It will always be insecure through and through, and collapse on itself due to that feature
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@AlTazanuj The Ottomans revived the office in their quest for universal sacred kingship, and even then it was still heavily integrated on other notions of legitimacy. In other words, the early modern Caliph was not the same as the classical Caliph. There’s a lot more nuance of course.
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Pretty much all of these were centered on nationalist narratives. There’s no “Sunni” bloc. Every Shia on the other hand fights at the helm of a Shi’ite “theocracy” that has revolutionized political organization through the Vilayet-e Faqih.
@SunnahDiscourse
Sunnah Discourse
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Sunnis fought France in Algeria, Soviets in Afghanistan, Serbs in Bosnia. Russians in Chechnya and Dagestan. Sunnis are fighting in Burma and Kashmir. Sunnis liberated Afghanistan. Sunnis have fought for 70 years in Palestine. “Shia resistance”.
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Sorry but Qajar beauty slander will not be tolerated in this house
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@movetomuscat
Anwar@Move to Muscat
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Can you blame the poor Caliphs when the Persian princesses presented to them looked like these?
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Islamicate experience has never functioned without a plausibility structure, it can’t survive without one. The vision isn’t about ‘Islamizing’ or making something ‘Islamic’ to begin with. It will always be insecure through and through, and collapse on itself due to that feature
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🇵🇸Aftab Ahmad Siddiqui
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@CollegeBoard777 Its L to defend what MH did, it's not justifiable at all. Not completely against the Islamic movie making or animations, but if it involves haram [like music, women] then it's simply Haram and there no good in defending haram and there is no barakah in it rather you'll only earn-
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@CollegeBoard777
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@SyroJaziran Paradox tier politicking. As much as I respect the struggles of the likes of Banna and Qutb, they really left behind some very difficult ideas to get over.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Cry about it Marjin, the fed legions of murtads all over the socials since Oct 7th has only affirmed our Sacred Law - civilizational enemies who seek the destruction of their former tribe
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@CollegeBoard777
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Jinn secretly impregnating women in hot springs. Jinn marriage. Jinn wifey/husbando. Jinn wombs. Human-jinn crossbreeding. Fire and clay race mixing.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Can see the vision here - only partly. The issue, you're objecting to a very universal idea of indigeneity Let's not pretend 'aunties'/'uncles' don't have their own racist, caste-like venom against white reverts. William Barylo talks about this, *a lot*
@LuxMea
Dr Marchella Ward (always 'Chella')
1 month
It turned out I had more to say about why I dislike this (thread). There are many places where the celebration of white reverts is actually just the re-statement of white supremacy. They (we) are seen as more palatable as long as they do not reject certain aspects of whiteness.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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@AlTazanuj Times this legitimacy seeking wasn’t taken all too seriously if the caliph refused to give it anyway. Islamicate world functioned without any “real” caliph post 1258 for centuries.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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It’s curious how many preach against ‘colonial artificial borders’ and then speak of a past that was homogenous in identity to support whatever pan-x idea. Ironically enough, national identities shaped by post-colonial borders has made the regions more homogenized than ever.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
4 months
It seems to us that the only constant, or consensus, in the Islamicate experience is that of localized autonomies, decentralizations wherever possible for the bliss of privacy. The invasive connectivity of the present is a world turned inside out vis a vis the historical.
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@CollegeBoard777
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So the story goes, Osman II had his BALLS CRUSHED by an assassin named Pehlivan the Oil Wrestler. Pehlivan translates to Oil Wrestler. The assassin is literally named “Oil Wrestler the Oil Wrestler”. So no, he unfort wasn’t real. A Janissary strangled Osman II as was tradition.
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@Atse_Kaleb_I
Atse Kaleb 🇪🇹
3 months
@CollegeBoard777 What do you mean Oil Wrestler the Oil Wrestler wasn't real
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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Never mind they’re also Yemeni, the effects are doubled.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
3 months
On the Ottoman bug: The Ottoman case is attractive due to time relativity. No other period has gone through so many transitions, has lived to see nearly every age of Man. Apart a handful of developments, the medieval is estranged, distant, strange. Down with Classical bias.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
4 months
It’s funny because you don’t technically need Turkish elements to reconstruct a neo-Ottomanist ideology. Its primary useful feature is a nice case study of what a diverse cosmopolitan Islamicate elite structure looks like, separated and hovering over its subjects as stewards.
@BheriaMS
🐺 BHERIA ☪️
4 months
brvtal trvths for neo-Ottomanists and Ertughuls, Turks aren’t that Ummah pilled, in fact even their “Islamists” (most famously the MHP) are notoriously nationalists.
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Opposition has centred on theological sanction of the caliph Muslim moral theory; as time runs away from the Prophet, the less moral. Yet still expect an infinite supply of men to play the role of the first 4 Make it make sense. 1300 years of Muslim political experience couldnt
@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
3 months
Muslim political discourse will significantly increase in quality once the historical insignificance of the caliph becomes common knowledge. It genuinely just doesn’t matter atm.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
4 months
Spectacularly Genghis Khan coded. This can only mean one thing, mingling and great syntheses are coming.
@BalaamAndDonkey
Bachaga Balaam 👻🎃
4 months
America is the rod of the wrath of Allah.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
1 month
Arab & Near Eastern communists/socialists in general looked pretty cool throughout the 20th century. There's just something distinguishable about them compared to vanilla nationalists or bland statists. Iranian Revolution is Marxist-coded:
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Rakesh Kumar
1 month
"Liberation is not achieved at the negotiation table." - Palestinian PFLP revolutionary Leila Khaled
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@CollegeBoard777
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“Why are you drawing gender-bent janissary-bunny characters?” “Uh- I’m bringing about the post-modern Islamicate plausibility structure..!” “The what?” “The plausibility structure? Sherman Jackson talks about thi- woah what are you doin-AGHH” This will be us^
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@MinionDaechir
Minion Daechir
2 months
@CollegeBoard777 I don't disagree that the unorthodox has its place, but making lolibunnygirl versions of masculine Islamicate roles should probably be in the substrate of an Islamicate Anime aesthetic movement, not its vanguard.
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Syria is the manifestation of this. The eternal mark of Sunni failure. Every single Sunni faction now cramped in Idlib running the ideal political project. Note how FSA types instantly tried to unify Hamas’s struggle with theirs. A desperate attempt to associate with competence.
@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
3 months
Detest politicpoasting but can’t help it: Sunni political vision is blind, different levels of being a bitter sore loser. Only a couple hours pass since the news & the most illiterate takes to have taken root. All of this while firmly believing their victory is assured.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
4 months
Rashed single-handedly reviving the Barbary Pirate spirit, with One Piece, Dune, and Turkish soap characteristics.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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@MaryamEbu Did you just call me a pagan? You fool! Wallahi just wait until I get my hands on you.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
4 months
@Covenant_watch This isn’t even a joke anymore. Where’s rock bottom?
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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Someone conceptualises something new: “Well actually you’re still operating within the western paradigm.” Okay, and you’re historically illiterate.
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CollegeBoard
4 months
Good critiques of Hallaq out there but this is the laziest one. His first task in Impossible State is address accusations of idealism/nostalgia, further so in paradigms discussion in the first and second chapters This criticism onlyshows the paradigm discussions weren’t grasped
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Dr. Taimur Rahman
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Wael B. Hallaq tends to generalise and romanticise pre-colonial Muslim societies. His understanding of medieval Islamic history is almost completely uncritical and idealised.
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
3 months
The Balkans were the heartlands of the Empire, both geographically, militarily, and culturally. What we dub ‘Ottoman culture’ was explicitly concocted of elite Balkan elements, from Topkapi Palace to the Sublime Porte and to the Janissary commandants in their barracks.
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Peron
3 months
@CollegeBoard777 A recurring theme I see while studying OE history is the obsessions over furthering the territorial gains in Balkans vs anywhere else, often when it didn't make political or military sense.
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Saddest part about WW1 isn’t the unprecedented apocalyptic devastation, but the loss of the Prophet’s Battle Standard. It just vanished as the war came to a close, so tragic.
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@CollegeBoard777
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4 months
Both sides here are warped, in both directions. Everyone, please read Before Homosexuality:
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@mpvusa
MPV
2 years
We are firm in our belief that Islam supports all kinds of diversity. Long before Christian colonizers (who also manipulated their texts to justify bigoted beliefs) brought homophobia to Muslim lands, Queer Muslims had a place in Islam & they deserve a safe place in today's Islam
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@CollegeBoard777
CollegeBoard
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This has been the case for the past 200 years, and it’s still the same story now the past ten months.
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@CollegeBoard777
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Who wants to read about the undying unfair love of Enver Pasha?
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@CollegeBoard777
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3 months
First step to Ottoman history - No equivalency between Turk and ‘Ottoman’. Briefly these may align for slight period of time but only briefly OE is a Balkan epoch Second step - Turkey is not the successor of the OE. The “Turkish Empire” didn’t transition to the ‘Turkish State’.
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