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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

7 months

ukiishi na watu vizuri the universe has a way of rewarding you in ways you never expect

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twilight ✷

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2 years

My aunty just introduced her fiancé and for the first time in my life av seen my type

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twilight ✷

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1 year

40 emojis on your own unfunny tweet is crazy😆

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twilight ✷

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2 years

If he wears a cap 24/7 🚩🚩🚩

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I hope you'll all get married to the older women you prefer dating

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twilight ✷

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2 years

what happens when a snake enters the wrong hole?

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Goodmorning from shinyalu

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Some of you won't get any sex this year and that makes me happy

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twilight ✷

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2 years

When is satan's birthday?

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twilight ✷

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2 years

ugly people should watch animal porn

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twilight ✷

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2 years

watching a man sleep is so therapeutic,imagine if he's dëàd

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I be having the best communication skills and no one to talk to

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

Besties who massage your coochie when you down🥺>>

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

the pain of wanting someone who doesn't even know you😭

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

never underestimate SDA men,let them hit,I repeat LET those pathfinders HIT

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Problem comes in when you start thinking people really like you

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twilight ✷

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2 years

i miss making noise in class😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

blocking people won't get you new clothes..

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twilight ✷

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2 years

6 inch curved mjegeje

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twilight ✷

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2 years

4 more relationships before I date for marriage

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twilight ✷

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2 years

The same energy she's using to reply fast she'll use it to block you one day

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

funny how you must be uniquely ugly to get genuine help from KOT

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twilight ✷

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1 year

stop watching porn

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

men be like “i love u” then look at other gals asses

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

faceless accounts have no shame

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

Huyo ameleta her most savage ss anageuziwa left right centre 😂

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I will never look at a metal box the same again😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Someone showed my nephew a horror scene now he wants to hide in my pussi😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

20 retweets I recreate

Kaila🍪🎀

@badgirlalla

2 years

Them: I arc better Me: oh really?😏

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twilight ✷

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2 years

exchanging fluids should be the last thing you wanna do with someone you love

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twilight ✷

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2 years

short men will always look arse in sweatpants

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Unnecessary quotes on my tweets won't get you laid

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twilight ✷

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2 years

January period blood tastes like chilled melon soup 🤢

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Hope y'all know your real faces ain't nothing close to those cartoons

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twilight ✷

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1 year

men are teeth

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

stop associating big booty with immorality some of us are so innocent

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Men only want to smash but pretend to care about communication lmao

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Y'all letting stuff go except your bad breath and scars

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twilight ✷

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2 years

My friend blocked me for asking if she's pregnant 😂🤦🏽‍♀️y'all should stop overfeeding

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Your screen has seen your most genuine smiles

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twilight ✷

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2 years

lovely scenes👍

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twilight ✷

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2 years

If she doesn't whistle when you nut in her🚩🚩

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twilight ✷

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2 years

mfs who like and rt their own tweets masturbate alot

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Playing with my nephew's balls is so much fun

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twilight ✷

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1 year

forcing yourself on twitter cliques is wild bro,get a life

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twilight ✷

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2 years

once you start sleeping with zero gn texts there's no going back

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Skinny niggas looking like pregnant cobras over here🤰

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Dating a funny man is a blessing,imagine laughing in between your moans

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twilight ✷

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2 years

pump some milk in it and make a baby suck it>>

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Yani you can still see the forehead from this angle😭

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twilight ✷

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1 year

how do you reply to 'i miss you' text when you don't miss them too?😑

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twilight ✷

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2 years

a bunch of miserable single souls

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

once you start dating yourself there's no going back

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twilight ✷

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2 years

If cum stains were permanent I'd be getting new clothes daily

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twilight ✷

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2 years

A toe-job hits different if you got an itchy infection

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I was raped in my own room,I kent believe it..so disrespectful and traumatizing,i did it myself 😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

when everything now makes sense but you don't gaf anymore

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Make her break her own rules so the heartbreak can hurt more

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

y'all see faceless tweeps in your dreams or I'm just gifted different? 😭

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

but men with funny names are indisputably good in bed

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

y'all should move on from fallen boobs and trash something else like your empty pockets

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

Y'all hope someone blocks you so you can post the lame screenshot haha

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I don't stalk for long about to make that move

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twilight ✷

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2 years

so most of you can't speak fluent swahili haha very nais abadan katan

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

it's the best way to leave your debts unpaid

Polycarp

@Nyaberih_

2 years

When a person dies, his sense of hearing is the last to go.

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

bro is nothing without me😭

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@lilz_worldd

1 year

I'm just glad my man's around,ju saii ningekuwa single na nimeachana na huyo nyani,sai ningekua suicidal asf😌

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twilight ✷

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2 years

holding the pee intentionally .to get that orgasm feeling 😩

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twilight ✷

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1 year

y'all now forcing 'icl' & 'imo' literally anywhere to sound cool lmao??😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Taking care of drunk friends is another underrated skill<

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twilight ✷

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2 years

He got me shoes for xmas now he can't believe I'm walking out

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twilight ✷

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2 years

it's always the faceless accounts rating themselves lmao wdc

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twilight ✷

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2 years

once you start focusing on yourself there's no going back

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twilight ✷

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2 years

ladies want baby treatment but they can't suck diddies

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twilight ✷

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2 years

voices in my head are getting louder,I need head

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Don't jus grab the ass when you hug her..finger it😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I don't know what we were,but I miss that shit😩

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twilight ✷

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1 year

normalize oiling your butt anything can happen

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twilight ✷

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2 years

the sadness that hits you when you see a cute couple<<

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I collect random stickers like my life depends on them😭

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twilight ✷

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1 year

if vampires were real..I'd just walk out,get bitten and live happily ever after

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twilight ✷

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2 years

telling 11 men "I can't live without you" is crazy but having to pick just one is scary😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Give him the space he wants,we need him too😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

I hate being babied,I might end up peeing in my pants fr😑

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twilight ✷

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2 years

compliment yourself before anyone does,its top tier self care

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twilight ✷

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1 year

this life though...one minute you're laughing next min you wish you never existed

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

men be like,“im the prize” then send 30 texts back to back all left on read

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twilight ✷

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1 year

y'all talking bout voices lately,have you heard mine?🌚

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twilight ✷

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1 year

why would god make single people horny, isn't that sexual harassment

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twilight ✷

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1 year

I feel empty i need something inside me

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twilight ✷

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1 year

you get approached and first thing you do is make a thread about it? smh😂

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twilight ✷

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2 years

men actually look more attractive when pissed,mad,angry and hungry idk why

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

God doesn't exist but Mia does ~atheist proverb

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twilight ✷

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2 years

is there any way we can kiss without exchanging saliva?😩

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twilight ✷

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2 years

Fake that smile,nobody cares why you hurting

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twilight ✷

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1 year

get yourself a man who'll never post you

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

It don't feel right when it's late at night and it's just me and my phone😭

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twilight ✷

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2 years

“fear women”..then spends 3/4 of the day talking about women

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

1 year

is this a sign?🌚

AB 🎭

@guylikebrian

1 year

Wacha nifike account ya huyo ni like kila kitu .

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twilight ✷

@_dfmu

2 years

can't share a bed with anyone fr coz what if they fart🤢

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