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CORIOLANUS

@_ayyjefferson

1 year

I know that I know nothing at all

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Somebody get her some Capri-sun on the rocks. She’s been through it

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@dnvrsn

5 years

this picture of this little girl before and after school has me howling 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

People can’t follow instructions

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

When she trynna be all cute after annoying me

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

That egg looking like it’s about to be sacrificed

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@Danirates_

4 years

Alfredo Pasta + Glazed Plantains + Full Chicken 😍🤩 📸 @thekashope

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Did I send them?

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

Not an ounce of vegetables in your diet but it’s 5G that’s worrying you? It is well

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

They said nah check again lmao these lot are relentless

Arthur Musinguzi

@digitaldidan

5 years

Is Coronavirus being accurately measured in Africa?😂😂😂

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Me going into the kitchen to annoy my mum and hustle food

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Wait, I thought it was immigrants taking advantage of the NHS? lmao

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@thismorning

5 years

'Before I knew it, I had an appointment to see a surgeon within four weeks'. Carla Bellucci says she faked depression to get a £7,000 nose job on the NHS

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

Damn she got the ick there and then

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Pavlovs dog when he heard the bell but saw no food

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

If you haven’t got your ticket to Ghana for December. I’ll be leaving in 3 days. Bring a packed lunch

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Who wants to tell him?

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

“ if he wants to he will and that’s the tea” headasses

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

Every year they look more off beat

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@ShakeZuIa

4 years

how I’m tryna be this summer

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Girls are too lazy man. How you gonna climb up two flights of stairs and be huffing and puffing like you just ran a marathon? Lmao you big bad wolf.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Lmao I’ve never seen such an aggressive way of holding a glass

just a girl.

@___yoms

6 years

So today I learnt how to hold them cups that look like this

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

“Do you think my dad would choose you over my mum? Looooooooool well EVIDENTLY !

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

Imagine your babe hiding your identity like you’re on bbc panorama

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@dera_A_

3 years

Is he Britain’s most wanted or what is going on here?

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

It’s definitely GCSE season for that kid

Surrey Police

@SurreyPolice

6 years

A driver who was caught jumping a set of red traffic lights in #Ewell , almost hitting a 14 year old pedestrian, has been sentenced.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

If the snake had tempted Eve with this rice we’d all still be in the Garden of Eden

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@chibix12

6 years

Jollof rice too pretty. Plantain and fish by the side. 😊

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Looking like them Evian baby adverts

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@onlymkt_

5 years

Don’t mind me... just appreciating gym

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@_ayyjefferson

7 years

Lmao those shoes looking like the front end of a croissant

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

@AccordingTo_Moe @theeoyy Looooool coat looking TIRED from all that travelling

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

You people with ear pods if two people come and grab them off your ears and ran in opposite directions, who are you chasing to get it back??

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

I was minding my business and this is what my girl sent me. 😤

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Ive never seen such violent looking fried rice

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@TinuKuye

8 years

Fried rice or Jollof rice?

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

This is what they trynna tell us Cleopatra looked like

The Hawaiian Lion 🦁🌺

@mokilaylay

3 years

🙇🏽‍♀️💅🏽

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Try the walk from London Victoria train station to the coach station. Shit is longer than the River Nile

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

He a better man than me I’d start howling and barking

Murad Merali 🇾🇪🇵🇸

@MuradMerali

3 years

Look at how Tyler looks at Kaz #loveisland

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Niggas in relationships always end up in turtlenecks 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Me: mum I’m going out with my friends My mum:

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

You lot were excited for captain marvel but forget that God is the captain of all things Marvellous

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

This British weather will accelerate the winter bae project by 75% expect an unsteady decline of “men are trash” tweets with a chance of “I want cuddles” showered across the TL. Back to you in the studio...

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

Lockdown bout to bring a whole new meaning to the talking stage. You’ll talk till thy kingdom comes

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

How many cocktails are you lot drinking?? By my 3rd glass I’m smiling like an idiot and just start laughing

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@_ayyjefferson

7 years

@Uber_Support @iamalishajo Whoa... uber you gotta chill bro

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

First of all, no one drinks from a mug with their eyes open

mputiy

@bichtarrest

5 years

pleaseeee ini gemes bgt🥺

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Fam I start doing the uzi shoulder dance when I’m about to ft her.😭 I’m defo a bad bitch

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@Nath_S__

6 years

I clocked myself skipping yesterday on the way to meet my girlfriend after work. This girl has got me so lost in the sauce. I love her 😩

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Me: Ticket inspector: Me: Ticket inspector: This is a child ticket. Me:

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

The day Chris Brown grabs hold of the shaku shaku you’re all finished, the sauce he’ll drop into it only I’ll be able to comprehend.

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

Since I got my MacBook I don’t remember when I turned it off. Straight close the lid and go

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

May every evil eye in your life go blind.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

A girls walk actually adds to her sex appeal but some of you walk like butchers with a skeng. No elegance.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Come and see what the confusion is doing to someone’s English

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@bundleofjess

6 years

Burna is dated who?

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

People working in the city wear expensive suites and still take the train some of them even ride scooters, so this is definitely nothing.

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

If not choir practice where else?

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Well aint that a Bomboclark

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@_ayyjefferson

7 years

Will I survive uni? Will it kill me before my time ? Wil my enemies rest? Maybe I’ll survive. Maybe it’s maybellline.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

I really hope J hus was making toast with that knife

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

“Oya dance for your uncle” Me:

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

If I see GCSE results anywhere on my TL I’m blocking

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

When you pass your probationary period in your work place

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Everyday y’all invent new ways to meet your maker

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6 years

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

You can never do nice spontaneous shit for stubborn girls. How can I tell this girl to get ready and she’s asking why? WHY?! If I just-

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

If you ask me this on a date I will leave you with the bill and the calamari in my mouth

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Honestly, I have too much time on my hands

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Someone said this was jamzldn and I’ve never recovered 😭😭

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Pastor: In the name of Jesus RECIEVE IT! Congregation:

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

The three wise men when they found Jesus

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

“You got the right bitch to put you in the wrong motherfucking place” lmao how poetic

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Honestly I’d take my money back

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

For as long as I’ve lived nothing prepared me for whatever tf this was

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Accurate representation of girls shooting their shot.

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

“My uncle had a vision” is what I’m telling anyone who invites me somewhere I don’t wanna be

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

This is how babies understand each other

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6 years

£370 on a wig? You girls are phenomenal crackheads

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

Holding him like a thief in Lagos market, goodness me

Lini

@Tantzz_1st

3 years

@respawnedtarga1 He was not happy 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

“Ok Auntie, I’ll tell her you said hello”

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@yyazwn

5 years

“aku dah keluar rumah”

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

In this uk you’ll be hearing schlurp schlurp in the corner during the movie

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@lesliesomethin

6 years

Like whaaa I want a movie date here :(

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

When she licking my balls then goes closer to my booty crack

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

Tommorrow we get waved in Shloer. No excuses

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Ladies and gentlemen, it begins.

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5 years

If Tommy’s shoes were anymore pointier they’d be Congolese

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

You ever been so angry you start doing domestic chores because it’s so therapeutic? I find myself folding clothes and washing dishes 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

So summer is coming to an end and no one has had a bbq? And you wonder why people are catching feelings, there’s nothing else to do 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

What are we?

Ruben Loftus-Cheek

@RLC

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

This is how you’ll end up in an Azerbaijan prison

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@ZairianKing

3 years

The temptation to do this is so crazy😂

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@_ayyjefferson

4 years

Bro this is reminding me when I went to a Lion Kings audition as a dancer. They are so cut throat. How can they be sending people home during the stretching ??? I made it to round 2 and they taped me on the shoulder and said thank you so much. I almost cried

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@yossy_jpeg

4 years

all this for CH auditions? Imagine what they say to people in theatre production auditions 😩?

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Trying to challenge the traditional outdated views of an African parent is an extremely extreme sport.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

When she realises she wrong but doesn’t wanna admit it

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@quenblackwell

6 years

caption this

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

When I deep how much I like this girl I just want to die. What an opp

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Small £10k no one can give me? Y’all are selfish.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Her: this pussy gonna make you dumb Me after 4 rounds:

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

How can shoes look like a double decker bus?

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@RichRoritaQuan

6 years

Wtf kind of shoes are those ?!

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Lmao that’s how you’ll both fall in love

‘Cundo 🇵🇸

@FacundoXXII

6 years

When you think you’re taking her fi ediaat but she’s also taking you fi ediaat.

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Aunties in church when the pastor says “the Holy Spirit will move you”

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@_ayyjefferson

5 years

This was a very scary scary team 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

3 years

@obssss_ We’ll top up along the way grab more bread in France 😭

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Some of you are Winter wonderland veterans. Different year different babes. When will you heal?

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

Every philosophy student in the library

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

I’m only here to remind you that you’re not going Winter wonderland.

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@_ayyjefferson

7 years

Lool I used to think they were mad but it’s only in London where missing a train and waiting for 2mins will mean you’ll be late by ten mins... so me too I even bolt to the train

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@_ayyjefferson

6 years

If you see me in this, pls just mind your business