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@Tantzz_1st

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few sandwiches short of a picnic, allow me

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Joined November 2009
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4 years
Undercover police in Manchester are funny 😂😂😂😂😂
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2 months
“Cole, your dads black ain’t he? Ite you’re up first “
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3 years
Them man who were protecting statues during the first pandemic.. send them first lool
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5 years
Caught myself smiling at a text, I had to kiss my teeth and remind myself that it doesn’t end well.. I’ve seen this movie before 😅😅😅
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3 years
@JustThatGrll He kissed them cornrows like they were battle scars 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Peter Parker’s Carribean cousin, Winston Parker.
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2 years
*Mitoma about feints a shot* Joe Gomez:
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3 years
This is what Italian football fans did to Balotelli btw, racist chants reduced him to tears.. he was really tired of masking his hurt that day
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Lol I told my mrs stop having her phone out whilst she’s walking on street cos of phone thieves, she don’t wanna listen. I’m about grab a bike and Bally to prove a point now 🤣 that phones getting scooped
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2 years
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1 year
My girl following me on Twitter again, no more Creative freedom
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2 months
Lool gyal will say “Men used to go to war” but be screaming when someone gets cheffed outside a party. Do you want us to war or not lool
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3 years
Funniest shit I’ve seen today
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3 years
@_untuckedjersey Me mid-bbq and it starts raining weed 😂
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5 years
When I have a son and he tells me doesn’t want to play football
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3 years
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3 years
Remember when everyone was calling his dad washed/abusive & came up with 1000 think pieces?
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3 years
What is that? Fried pum-pum?
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2 years
@JayyAngelo “don’t let me get a monclizzy”
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3 years
Your belly after ordering sea-food boil from strangers online
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Caption This
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@xx_novio Ronaldo forcing Lingard to celebrate
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5 years
Some gyal proper think their dad is on crud but this is how he fights 😂😂😂
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2 years
Bare backing girls you don’t wanna be with in their late 20’s is brazy work 😂 she gonna keep that shit lool
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3 years
@PapiHanzo Your dad when he sees your face on a visit
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7 years
When you go uni to bill a line but end up graduating and having a family 😂
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3 years
You lot seen your dads give you half-siblings but it’s only Not3s you have energy for, cancel your father first lol
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7 months
Nearly 5 years I been with this girl, never smelt a fart or shit.. Today I came home early and caught her 😂😂😂
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3 years
@L7hunna Not me boyyy 👁
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3 years
I ain’t ever heard a man say “at least I have a girl” during a verbal exchange
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“At least I have a man” really isn’t the flex people seem to think it is looooooooool
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2 months
*someone brandishes large knife* Random uninvolved woman:
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5 years
Dot Rottens made 1000 dubs that nobody cares about, a mans just stood in the park by himself bussin blanks una 😭😭
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3 years
Dubai is basically cunch for gyal that sell punani innit 😂
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@respawnedtarga1 He was not happy 😭
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1 year
My girl try book us an Apartment in Custom House omg
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2 months
@YaYaMANIC Loool this is defo the Nigerian in her 🤣🤣🤣 Nollywood flow
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1 year
Time served and they’ve not recovered the money 😅
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2 years
It’s not semi-automatic so they won’t take it seriously
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It’s very disrespectful to hear that @ArrDeeTweets feels that it is appropriate and acceptable to make a song stating that “Jesus did cocaine on a night out” @AppleMusic @SpotifyUK @Twitter @instagram @facebook @tiktok_uk this should be actioned with immediate effect. Rt
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@LazarusKumi Lool extra whine support >>>>
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@chrxstianh__ Son said:
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@respawnedtarga1 All of a sudden I’m an advocate for BBLs 😂😂
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3 years
@JeffJSays Him mid-explosion:
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5 years
Your bredrins give the most trash advice during a break up 🤣🤣 “Fuck these hoes, get money” Brudda I hear that, but how is this solving anything right at this particular moment Lool
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5 years
Whenever your woman is arguing in public, you don’t know the full story yet (she’s most probably in the wrong) your job is to come through and stand like this
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@SlyTheKid1 Back to football analysis 😂
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3 years
Toby running past Hugo when Chloe picks him #LoveIsland
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@CarlosWavey I would’ve seen the mattress on the floor and never gone back to that house again
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3 years
@Hoophall @chrisbosh Chris Bosh a single father of 6 😭😭
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5 years
What my spliff hears before I spark it 😅
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So they killed him
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A man died this morning in East London 'after becoming unresponsive while he was handcuffed by police officers'.
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This shit had me heated
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6 months
Yeah they do loool. If you were good to her they are defo forgetting that shit
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A woman never forgets a man’s actions during pregnancy.
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@Signedbysophiee Him after receiving notification from CSA 😂
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@Slauts1 We just close our eyes and hope they disappear 🤣
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3 years
@ChiChi_knows You guys get heavenly smelling products Honeycomb & coconut >>>>>> Mint & Gun Powder
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My sentiments exactlyyyy!!
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@ambushbuzzworl @TIONWAYNE Lawrence Okolie watching these tweets like:
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1 year
When Arsenal play Luton away and I’m trying to find my seat
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The UK has much more to offer than drill and afroswing They don’t hear me tho 😤😤😤
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@PhilAppz Nah Partey’s one had me listing every crime he’s been accused of
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3 years
When I see mandem also slandering Not3s
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When I realised the air in the bathroom is a lil humid 🤣
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Me and my bredrin were supposed to go halves on a MacBook to start up a studio, I said nah let’s buy it fresh, bro brought it from gypsy’s long story short he brought a bag of onions for £300 I came back to the bando and saw him smoking cigarette 😂😂
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Them Romanians are 50-0 with them fake iPhones loooooooooooooooool
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@mswr_ay When my girls family found out I’m not one of them
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3 years
The reason why the dating ting is a shambles right now is cos everyone wants the maximum whilst doing the bare minimum, both genders lol
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@iamsimi_ @kingkoko3x That’s Monzo Mike 😂🤣
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Lool one brudda I went school with was on a podcast talking about “I was really out ere but I’ve reformed” Broski was not on anything 😂😂😂
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Little Britain got away with murder tho, made all their money before everyone became woke 😂😂 Imagine Little Britain in 2019, wheeewwwwwwww 🤣 David Walliams would be homeless
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@FootbalIStuff Guy just buys himself into any team😂
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@BolaBankz Lool getting grabbed as soon as he buys cereal
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My girl is in In disbelief that I would leave her for 2 and half years for a Mill 😂 that’s a light pandemic
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@judeblay You tomorrow
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@Its_North_West : http://t.co/Qtux4uJF8f” Lool skets think Mandem will fall for this one
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@yxnnck You just have to call @KwajoHousing and say there’s an infestation in your gaff 🤣
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When I say a 30 year old man and a 30 year old woman are not the same age, people wanna talk to me like I’m mad lol
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Apryl Jones caught cheating on Fizz? A daughter of the pavement 🤣🤣
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@_tsemz Tsss when Shirley learns the truth & gets the drop on him
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@RhiLoso Tears in my eyes, she’s not in the country 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@3piececrispy If that ever happened to me 😭
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@topimpacat Man said:
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The youth of today really let rappers gass them into being nitties innit 😓 Popping pills and drinking heroin 🤮
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@rahsh33m When your buy your kid food and your BMs other kids are tryna tuck in too 🤣
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Arsenal fans: please can we have Benzema, pleaseee 😫 Arsene Wenger: There's Giroud at home.
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@hxdleyo Or them “Sponsor a snow leopard dons” they need to hit the strip and sell some crack 😂
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Loool
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Turned my wifi router on and off, wow I need to change my destiny lol
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@Ifcjoseph A face not even a mother can love
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Women are right, Rapid increase in incels lately
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Declan Rice is a multi-millionaire, athletic, 6’1 elite footballer and yet he settles for a fat white girl… I don’t understand this world anymore
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If Jeff Bezos stands next to me it don’t make me a billionaire
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@Unkle_K When you wanna get to know her but she’s giving dead 1 worded replies & you’re tryna keep the convo going 😂😂
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2 spliffs & 4 magnums in when you realise your trousers have gone missing 😂
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@AFCLee_ Absolutely disgusting, which website do you get it from, I need to warn my friends about this
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@brandypapii Leng biscuits
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@MusicConnoisseu Loool the bang 🤣🤣 she walked it off like Tyson Fury Vs Wilder
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