Lmaooooo not me landing a job straight after graduation chile!!!! It can only be God man!!! ππππππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½πππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
My former gardener has been attempting to re-instate his contract.
Unfortunately I had to decline the renewal due to him excessively using his toolbox in multiple other gardens, which could potentially pose a health hazard.
I wish him all the best with his future endeavours.
Caught up with a friend of mine tonight & she told me how she invited this man sheβs been talking to over to her place Saturday last week. So she was going to make him his favourite meal (super expensive ingredients) and all he had to do was bring a bottle of wine and dessert.
Nothing slaps more than being with someone who finds you attractive bro.
Ubone they give you those little βYouβre so beautifulβ comments mid conversation and you have to gather yourself and stop blushing. Being affirmed really is one of my biggest love languages ππ€π½
Birthday dinners. If youβre gonna come for me scroll past. Not wanting to contribute to a friendβs birthday dinner is very weird behaviour. You go out with this person on so many random days but draw the line on paying for a meal on the one day where you need to show up for them?
If you guys are battling exhaustion, fatigue, anxiety, stress, lack of concentration etc.
I recommend BioStrath Natural Supplement Tablets. They're R49 for a pack of 20 or R100 for 60 at Clicks or Dischem.
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
NOT GETTING CHOWED BY COURSE 2020
Iβve said it before and Iβll say it again:
There are certain things a partner is NOT supposed to buy you. If you canβt afford BASIC necessities like data, airtime, underwear and toiletries, mjolo might genuinely not be for you shame.
TL taking an afternoon nap? Okay bet.
Guys I know we're all in the midst of a pandemic but I'd just like to celebrate and brag about the fact that I am 1 year and 5 months clean from self-harm today. β€β¨
Okay bye. I'll now be handing back the mic to my boy Cory. βπ½
We did it Joe! Bachelor of Commerce Degree officially conferred! ππ½πππ½
A Double Major in Strategic Management and Information Systems girlie with Distinction in Business Finance and Strategic Management. Me, I did THAT.
So please, kindly talk to me nicely. ππ₯
Donβt entertain last minute plans.
Donβt leave your house after 20:00 pm.
Donβt let any and every man sleep over at your house.
If they do sleep over, get them the hell out by 09:00.
If he doesnβt confirm on the day of the plans, donβt text first and keep it moving.
Guys, please donβt underestimate doing the small things when youβre trying to detach from someone.
Blocking them from viewing your stories, not viewing theirs, muting them, and most importantly: donβt stalk them.
Itβs really the little things that help.
Just saw a Discovery ad and laughed because I can't believe I once met a guy owandixhomela ngosebenzisa u Discovery guys? ππ
He randomly just said "I don't know if you saw the card that popped up on my phone when I was paying, but ja I use Discovery"
My flabber was ghasted.π
And it's official boyz!
I officially have one semester of undergrad left. The girlie passed all her modules! πΎπ₯π₯
I am the girlie. ππππβ€β€
You guys really need to stop thinking someone is the same person they were in high school and thinking you still know them like that.
People change, grow, learn and unlearn and quite frankly life humbles us post high school. Relax and let people live man.
Rha! Letβs go! π
The very first week we met, I mentioned randomly that I had broken my earphones 2 weeks before. I woke up to a text from him saying thereβs a delivery at the gate for me.
I get there, find a HUGE bunch of flowers & a gift bag. I opened it & it was Airpods.
Yhoo ha.a (w)hat was the reason? This is so un(h)ealthy (a)nd I don't (t)hink there i(s) a need (t)o be deteriorating our (h)ealth any furth(e)(r) while we're in th(e)midst of a (c)ris(i)s and (p)and(e)mic hey.
00:00.
Today I am celebrating 1 year and 3 months free from self-harm.
I'm always so proud to celebrate this day each month because it reminds me how strong I am. Onwards and upwards man. β€β¨
I'm staying single for as long as I need to. I'm not chasing no relationship. If it happens, it happens. Could be today, could be in 10 years. I genuinely don't care.
But with reason shame because uthi to her, it was about the principle. She genuinely liked him and did it out of the goodness of her heart. She further said she didnβt even ask for the stuff but he offered and asked her what he should bring and thatβs why she was so upset.
Imagine. Someoneβs making you a whole wagyu dinner and you canβt even gazat a nice-ayana bottle of wine and tiramisu here and there??!!! π
Good God. When I usually tell you guys the streets are in shambles, this conversation was LIVING proof. π
Thereβs a girl on the TL who constantly shares job and internship opportunities and interview advice and everything. I hope God blesses her and makes her cup overflow wow. πππ½β€οΈ
I learned to view every form of weird behaviour as a βboundaryβ. Someone ignores you? Thatβs them setting a boundary. Disrespect? Breadcrumbing? Etc.
I learned to view all of this as forms of boundaries because truth is no one who genuinely wants you in their life is going to
Guys please just add money to your Uber wallet using the Uber Cash option instead. Refunds are processed immediately and thereβs no cancellation fees.
Donβt ever say I never helped you.π
Not by choice. He had been stalking me and abducted me while I was on vacation with my boyfriend and best friend. He then gave me 365 days to fall in love with him and said if I didnβt, he would release me. I fell in love with him before the time elapsed and we got married.
Also in case you guys feel the hankering desire to discourse my friendship methods, she gave me permission to share her L and follows me on here too. π
I was in line at Cl*cks once and a girl my age came in & asked how much an STI screening was. The looks she got from the older ladies in the crowd?!
After the cashier answered my queen said thanks then said "Nifane nandijonga. Ngathi anityiwa nina." then simply walked away. ππ
Do you guys think people from Joburg act like βthatβ because they donβt have a beach?
Surely that has to be the reason. A lack of sea breeze will do that to you.
My Mom said lo bhuti can start dropping me in front of our gate now and that mandingabaleki π₯Ί
She has no idea how much this means to me as a black girl child. The reason why I was getting lo bhuti to drop me off a distance away from our house was out of respect for her. π₯Ίβ€οΈ
My mom always says: "Mntanam, iyahoywa indoda ekuhoyayo nawe."
Meaning, if a gent treats you well, treat him well too. Buy him things too if he does. Give him the world, but ONLY if he does the same.
Match his energy.
Listening to drunk girls venting about their horrible boyfriends in the bathroom and telling them how gorgeous they are and how he doesnβt deserve her