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@__kalij

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Maryland, USA
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
@BeamBunnyUp Nah they not understanding how funny this is 😂😂
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
This a topic that requires us to do whatever works within our household and mind our business.
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Khalil Underwood
4 years
UH 50/50!
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Nicki ate Transformer tf up.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Trash. Every version, every color.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
@jayepitome Lmao came to the comments just for this 😩😂
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
I don’t understand why there’s even a convo happening & no stabbing.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Stop calling a dude gay cause he like his bottyhole played with lol.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Fire signs are the most fronted on group of signs. Pretend not to fw us, but be in love & on ya mind 24/7 fr.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
@yeaisaidit324 I’m sorry, but the silent g is sending me 😭
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
2 years
🤎🤍
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
@the_jonnybrown That’ll be the reason for her to keep bringing in more. Thinking someone’s enjoying it 😕
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Damage x H.E.R. is going to be a timeless track.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Fresh Fridays
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Lij Tejada
2 years
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
If you think that taking care of yourself is gay, I just assume you dirty asf and carry an offensive odor.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
6 years
😭😭😭
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Lij Tejada
2 years
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
You do me dirty once, I won’t be rekindling shit. Fuck you & that situation.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
You fucking kidding me? I paid $70 for this shit in the airport.
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Fat Kid Deals
3 years
Fast 20W iPhone Charger Bundle for $12.99!
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Especially on social media 🥴
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5 years
y’all 23-25 still in drama? lmao I can’t relate.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
I absolutely do not need this, but ima get it anyway.
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Fat Kid Deals
3 years
Cast Iron Teapot for $12.99!! Save 50% with promo code 50JQUU6L
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Once I get used to not talking to you or you being around me, I’m cool off you. Friendships & relationships alike. Stay where you at.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
2 years
🇵🇷 ⛰
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Creamy Tuscan Salmon topped w/ seared shrimp & baked Parmesan broccoli.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
11 months
if the resort’s gym doesn’t have an ocean view, keep it.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
@GamerGirlIcon Teeth whitening!! I ain’t wanna be the one to say it 😂😂😂 but lemme mind my business
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
I never consider her as somebody who fell off. Underrated & unappreciated because of her skin tone absolutely.
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Lij Tejada
10 months
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
@GamerGirlIcon Chile $550 via cashapp for braces removal, in her attic. Ain’t nobody playing with her 😂😂😂
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Ppl lie so fucking much.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Do y’all know how much water this is??
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This is absolutely insane.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
6 years
If you smell like cigarettes, you’re automatically dirty to me.
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Lij Tejada
4 years
that “you smell good” compliment hits hard.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
I just need 1 time w/ oomf.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
I’m not moving to a new city just to resume the struggle I had in the previous one.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
6 years
I’m ready for new beginnings: new crib, location, atmosphere, set of faces & different challenges to overcome.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Literally the best sign in the zodiac and we don’t need others’ validation.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
If you start moving funny, ima start moving differently & around you.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
2 years
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Unorginaziton & miscommunication are 2 things that really trigger my attitude to say fuck it.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
“dating” in Philly <
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Literally me & bae rn, w/o the socks tho
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
I ain’t clearing shit up. If you assuming, assume. Fuck out my face tho.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
We not appreciating Asiahn in 2019?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Y’all judge ppl for going to the laundromat? Society is so weird.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
@GamerGirlIcon It’s the virtual “certification” class for me. She is bold! 😂😂
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Stay outta people’s relationships lol
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Y’all really need to kill this masc vs fem topic. You gay. Almost certainly you have your lil ways. And if not, cool. Grow up.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Anytime I see the casamigos rolling out, I just need to collect my things and wrap it tf up.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Tr*mp literally bashed my race to shreds. Bashed my sexuality to shreds. Bashed women who raised me to shreds. Bashed the type of community I came from, to shreds... for 4 years. So yes, we have a right to be fed the fuck up.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
CHS, HVT & Newark were the only relevant schools in DE & Twitter used to be our news channel.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
2 years
I’m tired of working & paying bills. I deserve more.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
The minute they give me a news interview, I’m having a whole Bella Nochès moment.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Watching your grandparents age is so depressing.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
August Alsina is the epitome of you niggas. Out here talking more than these females.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
I ain’t never watched y’all fleets before, but I’m for sure watching them today 😂👀
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
You literally get your haircut by another dude, how this gay?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Treating myself to everything I deserve. I’m so used to making sure everybody else good, I’ve been neglectful towards my own mental/physical well-being.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Stop getting offended when ppl want to be left the fuck alone. It’s not always personal.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
10 months
@Prosper_Goddess 😂😂 they on ya body 😭😭
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Dear parents, You cannot talk, beat, pray, or force the gay out of your child. Grow up 😒
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Be sure to cancel those “friends” who don’t support you either.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Cranberry sauce belongs in the trash can.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Y’all talking bout Nicki like Press wasn’t some hot ass trash.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Since time went forward, it feels like it ain’t been enough time to do shit.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
This weekend was a lot.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Why are people, specifically men, so messy?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
I really feel like I’m supposed to be on vacation every other week fr.
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Lij Tejada
4 years
any type of medical jokes fr. don’t know what anybody (somebody close to you) may be battling with.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Working just isn’t for me. Of any sort.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
1 year
🌴🖤
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Relocation to the DMV, new beginnings for my business, start of an overall new journey. 2021, what it do? 👀
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
I really love a nice ass 🤌🏿🥲
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Lij Tejada
6 years
Learn how to control them emotions in 2019.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
I hate waiting for a credit card payment to clear.. like bitch accept the fucking payment so I can spend it again
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
@P_Dollah Leah was tearing that ass to shreds.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Bring back cheap Ubers & Airbnb
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
There’s nothing bout a public bathroom that makes me wanna conduct sexual activities in it.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Twitter be having me snickering & giggling for hours 😭
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
If the toes pretty they getting sucked on
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
I legit don’t care how nice your crib is or what kinda car you in. Are a decent human being?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
We love full lips.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
Never will catch me acting dumb in an airport or on a plane.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Hard White is one of Nicki’s top 5.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
The holidays 15-20 years ago were untouchable.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Now I’ve done enough hooting & chanting, where’s my check?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
6 years
Y’all be so quick to get on here and broadcast relationship advice w/ the do’s and don’t’s. Do what works for y’all & mind ya business.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
My mother taught me a long time ago, do not vacation with broke mfs. Lmao.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
6 years
I know I ain’t no ugly ass nigga. Saying that in the humblest way possible.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
BoohooMan be doing too damn much with their logos.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
My body does not believe in sleeping in.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
5 years
Twitter should remove the private account option. Tf y’all hiding on here?
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
Accepting no expectations from anyone has been my biggest relief this year.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
0:09 😂😂
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
There’s no comparing Nicki. You weirdos need to listen and understand where she came from lmao.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
ion like niggas, ion like bitches, ion like nobody.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
4 years
I can’t be with anyone that isn’t big on hygiene.
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@__kalij
Lij Tejada
3 years
cinco de mayo is holiday time 🥳
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