ms. tate Profile Banner
ms. tate Profile
ms. tate

@__godshapedhole

1,024
Followers
885
Following
1,229
Media
20,383
Statuses

*pharrell voice* it might seem crazy what I’m about to say! (yeah)

Arizona
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok
81
40K
140K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
officer please I had no idea the tea was twisted
9
4K
23K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
81
731
8K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Tweet media one
5
315
4K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Tweet media one
4
127
2K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
shorty can you please just tell me what’s popping? fuck
0
159
1K
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@rianphin Also thrift stores have piles of shein to sift though at this point if they really want to keep wearing it
1
13
776
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
What do you call this genre of man
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
45
15
602
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
first date idea we go on omegle for an hour
1
42
399
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
bosses should have an innate sense for when their employees are hungover and send them home out of the goodness of their hearts
0
28
324
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
10 months
@BirdRespecter So true. One time my male roommate who’s good friends with my other roommate flashed him with his surprisingly super long balls and it traumatized him for a while
3
3
292
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
do not send men the soapy boob pic
6
14
267
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Hsve you tried drinking a beer about it
0
56
265
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
@xLord_of_war doing it again
0
3
227
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
“it’s giving this, it’s giving that” ok but who’s taking
1
23
209
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
People shouldn’t be forced to work jobs that actively make them want to kill themselves
0
26
212
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 months
@ChinaFentanyl did this once jobless for a couple months. can never see anything the same again
1
0
211
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
5 months
@blameaspartame I’m printing this out and putting it on my car immediately
0
1
212
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
3 years
mom....
Tweet media one
2
7
178
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
4 months
@liquefied_mummy You should not have agreed to this
1
0
201
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 months
you guys may not like it but this is what peak unemployment looks like
Tweet media one
5
4
194
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
those five monkeys should not have been jumping on the bed like that wtf
2
18
180
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
0
15
178
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
I got that beer in me
1
33
177
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
3 months
Tweet media one
0
6
166
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Everyone loves going to the gas station to sit in their car for 20 minutes
0
14
152
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
grandma threw her whole pussy into her cheesecake this year
2
16
149
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Asking a male friend of mine to break up with his gf cause it’s making him less funny
2
6
128
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
I know we always talk about scaring the hoes away but do we ever talk about the hoes that scare everyone else away
1
12
126
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
probably tmi but last week my cycle caused such delusional insatiable hunger that I went and bought a disgusting jimmy john’s sandwich that the tik tok psyop military girl recommended
4
0
112
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
I need a big fat disgusting sloppy bagel sandwich or something right this second
1
15
110
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@itsaustinee literally, that entire grocery section is a hologram
0
0
105
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
5 years
Tweet media one
0
7
93
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
my family’s pállela ^-^
Tweet media one
8
4
93
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
babe I don’t tell you this often enough but.. you’re all of the animaniac characters combined into one
0
11
92
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
6 years
wow I think I just found the perfect book
Tweet media one
2
4
84
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
6 years
they look like sweet little dollops of peanut butter
@WeRateFrogs
We Rate Frogs
6 years
I came home to cuddles on the ledge. Gum is making sure Todd is feeling okay. Todd is, but would rather keep pretending to sleep so he can snuggle more.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
14
719
4K
0
12
87
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
9 years
when u shave but he start acting up so u glue it back on
2
49
86
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
@s4m31p4n My anaconda just ate thanks
0
5
89
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
twisted tea just normal tea to a guy like me
2
12
87
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
oh yeah? you’re “funny”? ok who isn’t these days..
5
11
80
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Damn okay
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
2
82
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
6 months
the comments my 17 yr old sister‘s friends leave under her ig photos
Tweet media one
3
6
81
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
God will force himself into your heart and soul in the same way an intruder forces themselves into your apartment
2
9
75
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
11 months
It’s so fucking funny how the kids can tell when a teacher is going through a divorce
0
1
79
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
8 months
Me to myself at 7 when my mom was a depressed alcoholic:
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
8 months
Mother has unfortunately not been mothering for quite a while
0
0
12
1
1
80
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
7 months
How do the cars in the movie cars reproduce
4
6
79
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
tires of these bots so I’m going all in
Tweet media one
2
3
76
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@scottyb972 @fartsandboners @davenewworld_2 Very weird to be saying something like this given the types of things you retweet on your page
1
0
69
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
4 years
thank god for GMO’s
@ziyatong
Earthling
6 years
This is what wild bananas look like. They have seeds.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
280
4K
10K
0
4
66
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Where do homeless people get the money for all those tattoos
4
4
62
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
10 months
Can I do the line test here lol. Honestly can’t tell who was leaning in closer
Tweet media one
@gasstationcarts
sweetiepilled
10 months
i think you can do the line test on this one
Tweet media one
14
3
265
6
3
63
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
@xLord_of_war Just saw one of these the other day
0
0
65
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Bringing back this Kroger Classic to the tl
Tweet media one
1
5
56
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
4 years
Tweet media one
0
4
56
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Nick and I look high. love it
Tweet media one
3
0
59
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
the two different weed strains are salvia and stevia
1
5
60
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
I need to watch something deeply, deeply scary right now. Any recs?
21
6
59
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
5 years
brotherhood of the traveling cargo shorts
0
10
47
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@C0ckLesnar being greek is lowkey goated when being homosexual is the vibe
1
3
54
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
6 years
putting on little bits of makeup at whole foods is fun
Tweet media one
3
0
48
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
8 months
@xLord_of_war because they think she’s mornon propaganda (which she might be but it who cares) and jealous she’s a beautiful person
2
1
52
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
what’s “eepy”
10
4
49
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
3 years
@kimpossiblefact what's her problem lmao
1
0
46
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
This was a blast to watch
@iluminatibot
illuminatibot
1 year
🤮
431
1K
4K
4
1
51
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
10 months
mysterious king
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
1
50
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
I feel so bad for men who don’t know everything. As a man you’re supposed to, otherwise what’s the point
2
2
47
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
I’m about to walk out of this IKEA with a really cool Frank Lloyd Wright book I found. wish me luck :)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
0
45
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
I am so happy for him this looks so delicious for him
@RebeccaH2030
Rebecca Herbert
3 years
Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets. #TiredEarth
2K
9K
58K
0
0
46
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
@chillextremist yea :/ i’m sure it’s all just in ur head
0
1
46
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Tweet media one
1
2
45
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
3 months
to all my followers and mutuals over 30: what would you tell yourself to do in your 20’s if u could go back
24
2
47
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@ryanb______ No just that it’s a grey millennial bathroom I think
1
0
44
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
9 years
I don't remember when tf I took these but dang I'm cute
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
3
40
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
what grown man needs to look at the different flower at a dispensary for 20 minutes before buying anything. it’s all the same you dumb shit
3
3
43
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
@s4m31p4n tfw when you’re addicted and you just can’t get enough
1
1
42
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
what did she mean by this
1
1
44
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
watching john wick in a stretcher at work zoinked off caffeine
Tweet media one
7
0
39
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
the world is my oyster and I’m about to throw some mayo, valentina and pepper on that shit
0
6
43
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
4 months
@liquefied_mummy Had no idea, rip man
1
0
44
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
10 months
Just as a reminder Christmas isn’t over untill New Years. Or until I say it is
1
7
43
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
Just had the sweatiest shift of my life. No I am not a nurse. Hehe
Tweet media one
1
0
37
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
8 months
Yeah
Tweet media one
@spookyshah
ex-bisexual
8 months
do any other ladies have a list like this or am i insane
Tweet media one
324
45
2K
2
0
39
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
10 months
bitch just go to dairy queen
@Fearlesslori___
✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨
10 months
Chocolate cookie crumble crème frap made with heavy cream made with 8 pumps of white mocha instead of reg mocha! So good!
Tweet media one
1K
2K
24K
3
2
38
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
Tweet media one
0
1
39
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
1 year
I see many of you are drunk-driving alcoholics. Nice
0
0
39
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
throwback one night before dancing lol. put your hands up
3
1
35
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
is this chapstick big or is my hand just small
Tweet media one
4
1
37
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
2023 I am smiling less
0
5
37
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
6 months
no lie I’m about to go save like 9 lives right now
Tweet media one
4
0
37
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
4 months
@liquefied_mummy “oh crap, thanks for letting me know. I’ll just uber to the bowling alley if you could pull over to the side here, thanks”
2
0
37
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
2 years
perfect angel sweetie….
Tweet media one
2
2
34
@__godshapedhole
ms. tate
5 years
joined tinder for the fuck of it and dudes are already sending me youtube vids of multi scale modeling of chromatin and nucleosomes
3
2
29