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@__eeunoia__

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Shamelessly addicted to caffeine

Joined January 2019
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Balkans if Serbia went to therapy
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Albanians really be saying โ€œti sje normalโ€ as a compliment, insult, critic and praise lmao
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Testi per COVID-19 ne Gjermani eshte โ‚ฌ59, ndersa tek ne qenka โ‚ฌ200. Rroga minimale ne Gjermanj eshte โ‚ฌ1584, ndersa rroga minimale ne Kosove eshte โ‚ฌ130. Te mos e permendim qe sistemi shendetesor i joni nuk i vjen as afer atij ne Gjermani. Me cfare matematike ka kuptim ky cmim
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When I said I needed to be away from everything and everyone for a while, I meant to be there, not quarantine.
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Profat e UP-se say proudly โ€œveq 4/5 studenta e kryjne provimin ne afat ne lenden temโ€, like thatโ€™s an achievement. Profi, sorry to break it to you, but if you have 60 or more students and only 5 pass your exam, it means youโ€™re terrible at your job.
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These doctors collapsed after a 48 hour surgery of separating Ramaโ€™s lips from Vucicโ€™s ass.
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Kosove, ti vend i mundesive
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A bus stop in London vs Mini biblotekat ne Prishtine. Ndoshta, thjesht ndoshta ne jemi problemi.
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The best dubbed version of Shrek is the Albanian version.
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Yes he is cute but does he boycott produktet e Serbise?
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I shared these photos on a work chat with the caption โ€œhappy holidays from the Republic of Kosovaโ€ so my new Serbs colleagues can start their day tomorrow on a positive note.
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โ€œYour twenties are the best time of your lifeโ€ Me at age 25:
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Qohet per se kfillti e voton PDK-ne edhe thote โ€œkurre mire ska me u ba ne Kosoveโ€ ????????????????
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Te pakten femijet e tij thone me krenari qe babi i tyre bene pune te ndershme, e jo eshte bythlepires personal i Thacit.
@buzhala
berat buzhala
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Si ta shoh nje burre tuj i ra defit, ai me des qaty para syve. Prej miliona puneve dhe me menyrave te jeteses vec defi nuk bon per burra. Me vjen keq prej familjes tij, prej djemve e cikave te tij, prej babes e prej. nanes. Cka te punon ty baba? Defatore.
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Qeshtu doket Kosova, e vjedhur, e rrenuar, e shkelur, e neglizhuar. Tek e fundit politikanet jane reflektim i popullit.
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Shqipet jone te gatshem me jap jeten per Kosove, ama sjone te gatshem me heke dore prej plazma keksave lmao
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Are you hot or do you buy produkte te Serbise?
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Lmao
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@BebeRexha
Bebe Rexha
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What should I do with my hair for Grammys?
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In Albanian we donโ€™t say โ€œthatโ€™s so funnyโ€ we say โ€œdekaโ€ or โ€œu pakaโ€ and I think thatโ€™s beautiful
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โ€œPutting Kosovo on the map, but Albania pays better so screw thatโ€ Thank you Sunny Hill
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Showed my mom my crush and she said ku po i gjene kta beshareta lmao
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Dmth shteti jone ka buxhet per shvalerkat e pushtetareve ama jo per maska falas per qytetaret?
@kaltrinahoxha
Kaltrina Hoxha
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Hiรง be kurgjo nuk mโ€™รงuditรซ nโ€™Kosovรซ. Cringeland!
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Leni femijet me besu ne babadimer, ju hala besoni qe nuk eshte marre me ble produkte Serbe
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Punesohet si Zv. Minister nje student qe jo vetem nuk i ka perfundu studimet BA, por suksesi optimal i tij eshte 6.8. A Shqipdona Lahu me noten mesatare 10.0 nuk u pranu si asistente ne UP. Tani rinia po ik. Normal qe ik prej ketij shteti qe ia zene frymen.
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A reminder that Serbs during the war in Kosova raped a woman and forced her brother to rape her too. We will negotiate when Serbia accepts and is held accountable for all the war crimes. No leader of Kosova that isnโ€™t corrupt would be willing to negotiate under Serbiaโ€™s terms.
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Today at a cafe shop in Prishtine, a man gave a bouquet of roses to his date. Turns out thereโ€™s romantic Albanian men out there.
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Eshte pak ironike me thane qe je pro shkollimit te gruas, e tani me lobu me ja mohu te drejten e shkollimit vajzave e grave te caktume veq pse veshja e tyre nuk perputhet me idene tonde te โ€œnormalesโ€. Ju, qe vuani nga kompleksi i modernitetit, po i shkelni, shtypni e diskriminoni
@Premta
Premta ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 years
Stop shamise neper shkolla ! Kunder Arabizimit te popullates Shqiptare autoktone ! Kunder Arabizimit te kultures Shqiptare ! Shamiat arabe nuk jane tradita Shqiptare ! Shamiat jane simbol i pabarazise dhe shtypjes se gjinise femrore ! Posht politizimi fetar anti-Shqiptar !
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Shqipet besojne se i ka ik kthiza ama nuk besojne se COVID-19 ekziston lmao
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Somebody tell Edi Rama itโ€™s bros before hoes, not the other way around
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Nese e perkrah Kurtin je militant i VV-se, nese nuk e perkrah je militant i PLANit. Besoj qe ka shume qytetare te Kosoves qe nuk jone te izolum ne limitet partiake. Qeverine duhet me perkrah kur punon per popull, dhe me kritiku kur nuk punon, pa marr parasysh ciles parti i perket
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Lidhja e Ardiana Matoshit permendet hala a kerkush mo nuk eshte ka i permend 2 million euro qe u zhduken nga Thesari i Shtetit. As qe kemi kerku llogaridhenje bile. A forumet tona mediale me te preokupume jane me cka ka ble Vjosa Osmani ne market.
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Bash a. Ne vend qe me vrapu Presidentja ne tepih te kuq me i kursy 44 sekonda, kjo ecka normal. Skandaloze.
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Kur kemi me fillu me i largu nga shkolla pedofilat qe mbajne rolin e mesimdhensave?
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Albanians need to understand that calling a woman in her 20s โ€œzojeโ€ isnโ€™t a compliment. Might as well call me ingje lmao
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Mesohuni me perkrah nje politikan pa e idolizu. Mesohuni me perkrah nje parti pa u misheru me te. Politikat ndryshojne ne vazhdimesi, e ti si qytetar/e duhet te jesh i vetedijshem kur me perkrah dhe kur me kritiku. Se pushteti eshte i popullit, kur populli mendon arsyshem.
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Distria bringing home a gold medal, Zeqa making wearable technology Luma being the first person to complete Phd studies in neuroarchitecture. Just how much more would Kosovo youth achieve if it wasnโ€™t for the visa restrictions and movement isolation implemented by EU?
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Cfare talking stage zemer, letโ€™s go backpacking across Europe
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Shpresoj qe populli nga kjo dite e ka marr nje mesim madhor. Pushteti nuk eshte as i Thacit, as i Ises, as i Albinit, as i Amerikes e BE-se, pushteti eshte i popullit. Ndryshimi vjen nga ne, per ne. Secili kemi rol jetike ne progresine dhe permiresimin e Kosoves.
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Pse nuk po ju ndihet zoni shume do analistave qe e kritikonin Kurtin edhe kur merrke fryme, a sot kur eshte vendos kunder MASKAVE FALAS per qytetaret e Kosoves, heshtin? A eshte tu punu ndokush per qytetaret ne kete Kosove te mjere a krejt jeni tu mendu veq qysh me i mbush xhepat
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Cka mundesh me prit prej nje popullate qe me shume rendesi i kushton lidhjes se Adriana Matoshit sesa ndotjes se ajrit, vjedhjes se milionave nga thesari i shtetit, menaxhimit te situates me covid., numri te larte te papunesise e varferise. We are the problem.
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Eshte pak ironike me u anku per situaten ne Kosove ju qe i keni votu te njejtit njerez te cilet qe 20 vite nuk kane bo kurgja tjeter veqse jone pasuru per veti. You are the problem.
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Disa prej juve pretendoni me kane ma Europian sesa Europiant. Eshte tejet e trisht me pa sa shume i frigoheni identitetit tuaj, e sa shume ju komplekson realiteti.
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Shqiptari e vendos masken ama e hek kur te kollitet ???????????????????????????????
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Budallaki eshte me i votu njerezit e njejte 20 vjet e me prit rezultate tjera.
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Veq dicka nuk mundna me kuptu. Qysh i votoni te njejtit njerez qe 20 vite e pretendoni me u ba mire ne Kosove?
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Nese nuk e shfrytezon te drejten tonde me votu, nuk te takon e drejta me u anku kur sendet nuk ndryshojne. Ti je problemi i nderuar
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Eshte qesharake qe duhet me ju ba thirrje njerezve qe e kane perjetu luften vete, mos me i konsumu produktet e Serbise. Bojkotimi i produkteve Serbe duhet te jete nje e pathene e ditur nga gjithsecili. Gjenocidin qe ata e kane bo, po ua ktheni paftyresisht ne shperblim ekonomik
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We went from โ€œzhduken 2 milion euro nga Thesari i Shtetitโ€ to โ€œtelefoni ne mbledhjeโ€. Faleminderit Driton qe e ndave me neve kete progres enorm te Qeverise se tanishme.
@dsmakaj
Driton Smakaj
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Veรง adoleshentรซt kanรซ sjellje tรซ tillรซ nรซ takime. Unรซ punoj qรซ 16 vjet nรซpรซr korporata. Nรซ takime pune ska telefona. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #SCANDAL #Diplomacy
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Qohen Shqipet pa sens humori keshin me kete video, edhe mbas 3-4 dite e bojne nje tweet kunder bullizmit.
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Iโ€™m a simple person, I see someone works at Gazeta Express, I mute them.
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They are so peaceful, I donโ€™t understand why all their neighbour countries have problems with them.
@KasperSRB
ะšะฐัะฟะตั€
3 years
Beogradska omladina reaguje! #Beograd #Serbia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘
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When I say I need therapy I mean I need to leave Kosove
@Labihax
labi
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When I say I need therapy I mean I need to go to Kosove
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Serbs in ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ live freely, speak and learn their language, work, earn and eat freely. ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ isnโ€™t a threat to them. They arenโ€™t discriminated, quite the contrary, we even pay their electricity bills. ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ aims to vanish the Albanian culture and people from our own land. Remember that.
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EU really looks at Vucic and thinks โ€œI can fix himโ€ lmao
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We only talk about rape when itโ€™s on the news and thatโ€™s the problem.
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Ne Kosove rroga minimale eshte โ‚ฌ180, pra โ‚ฌ1.12 ora. Urime 1 Maji tho
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Vjosa did what all the men didnโ€™t have the balls to do. Queen behavior โค๏ธ
@portalikohanet
Koha Net
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Osmani shfuqizon katรซr dekrete pรซr konsujt nรซ Pragรซ, Lubjanรซ, Shkup e Tiranรซ
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Mentally Iโ€™m in Italy
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Normalizone mos me fol pa dite. Qohen do eksperta te blogave te facebook-ut te mbajne ligjerata per Covidin e vaksinen, ta merr mendja 4 hulumtime shkencore i kane te publikume per kete qeshtje.
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Pse taksit Prishtine - Podujeve vozitin sikur me pas na jete ekstra?
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@__eeunoia__
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Some of yโ€™all still buy plazma keksa. Choosing to be โ€œpatrioticโ€ when innocent children are dying is hypocrisy. Weโ€™ve experienced genocide, we better than anyone should understand and empathize with Palestinians. Standing against brutality is humanity.
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Heshtja e shume prej jush ndaj sulmit ne xhamine "Dina Hoxha" ne Tirane, eshte me e zhurmshme sesa cdo opinion tjeter qe e keni pasur deri me sot.
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Nese ai nuk eshte i fiksum mbas teje sa eshte Berati mbas Albinit, is he even worth it sis?
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Berat Buzhala says more dumb shit in 1 minute than most people do all year.
@buzhala
berat buzhala
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Se kokan idhnu per punen e defit, A ka bre mundesi mos me kane cdo gjo perfekt politikisht korrekt? Qishtu po ju shkoni njerezve ne nerva, edhe e shihni qe fitoi Trumpi. Merkel ka thane "burrat jane te mire me รงa dru". Nuk e ka mendu, ama thjesht funny. Chill bre.
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Remember when this happened and you said nothing? Proceed with your silence. Kosovo doesnโ€™t need irrelevant opinions from mediocre politicians that speak only when itโ€™s convenient to their own agenda.
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Kurti leaving the Brussels meetings
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Overthinking is basically 48 tabs opened at the same time
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โ€œWhat is like living in Kosove?โ€
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The sexual tension between LDK and PDK tho
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Se di kush ka nevoje me degju ama bon edhe mos me i dite krejt, e mos me jap mendim per bash secilin send.
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The ways this movie broke my heart at 12 years old
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Stupidity is voting and supporting the same corrupt people year after year and expecting different outcome.
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The amount of peacefulness I desperately need
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Denise Richards in the 90s. Thatโ€™s it. Thatโ€™s the tweet.
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Kosova has never been nor will it ever be part of Serbia. You as a population have a sickening obsession over lands that aren't yours. Y'all should just consider therapy.
@markodjuric
ะœะฐั€ะบะพ ะ‚ัƒั€ะธั›
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Kosovo and Metohija is a part of Serbia. When you live in one part of your country, you live in all the parts of your country. Every Serb has a spiritual home at Kosovo and Metohija, because thatโ€™s where our heart is. But you refuse to understand that.
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Shqipe te dashura boll i bonet presion femrave me u martu. Ma mire single sesa e palumtur ne martese apo e abuzume nga burri. Martesa nuk e definon nje femer, as burri, as femijet.
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Sa shume duhet nje njeri me urry Kosoven per me votu prap LDK-ne e PAN-in?
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Ne Kosove ma marre eshte me bo edukimin seksual pjese te kurrikules shkollore, sesa me ngacmu seksualisht nje te mitur.
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Tokyo, Japan
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Kosova nuk ka buxhet me permiresu shendetesine, ekonomine e arsimin, nuk ka buxhet per me i rregullu qytetet, me permiresu infrastrukturen, me implementu projekte te medha ne dobi per vendin, ama ka buxhet per me i plotesu qefet e politikaneve tone. Priorities.
@admirim
Admirim
4 years
. @Avdullah i ka shpenzu 815 dollare te parave te taksapaguesve vetem per mengjese gjate ekskurzionit ne Amerike.
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Gjate 20 viteve ne Kosove qeto fytyrat e vjetra politike veq rotacione kane bo, secili me rend e kane provu nga pak poziten e Kryeministrit e Presidentit. Qysh nuk u lodhen mo
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Eshte qesharake kur Shqipet jane kunder reciprocitetit. Vetem Serbise nuk i konvenon nje Kosove funksionale, keshtu qe qendrimi i disave prej juve lene shume per te deshiruar.
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Ne cilen periudhe kohore te pasluftes nuk ka qene kjo brenga kryesore e qytetareve? Kosoven e kane bo te pajetushme njerezit qe kane udheheq qe 20 vite, e Qeveria aktuale smundet me ba ndryshime drastike brenda pak muajsh se spo besoj qe kane shkop magjik.
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Shqipet gjithe jone marr me sende madhore si perputhen, i dashuri i Adrianes, ky emisioni i Robertit, Odeoni, cka bon Arta Nitaj me jeten e saj, qata edhe nuk kena kohe me u shqetesu per faktin qe hala ska vaksine ne Kosove per trajtim te Covidit.
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Late replies are a major turn off.
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Instagram is full of fake perfectionist, Linkedin is full of unemployed motivational speakers and Twitter is full of depressed comedians.
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And scene
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Canโ€™t wait to graduate so I can put my thesis to good use
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A snowy Prishtina ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Albanian parents: โ€œYouโ€™re not allowed to dateโ€ Albanian parents the moment you turn 20:
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We do not need economic normalization with a country that refuses to let us know about the fate of hundreds people missing, that raped our women, killed our children, took the lives of thousands of men and still has not been held accountable. The people of Kosova need justice!
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Keta njerez qe po e stermadhojne hapjen e nje youtube channel nga LVV, jane te njejtit njerez qe nuk e permendin thuajse hiq keq menaxhimin e pandemise, nuk flasin per kapjen e shtetit qe eshte bo qe 20 vite, nepotizmin ne Ministri e Komuna, gjendjen e mjerushme ne QKUK e Arsim.
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LDK-ja e bon mut vazhdimisht e njerezit hala besojne e shpresojne ne ta. Donโ€™t settle for less
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