Story Time: I was a Deli Clerk, first job I had since graduating from college.
I was stupid enough to let the manager decide what department they needed me most in when I was interviewed.
Never do that, btw.
Fast forward to about 3 months in, I was on my last 3 fucks to give.
@hausofdecline
He longs for the sweet release of death,
To be carried up on Angel's wings to his family and father up in Heaven....
But little does he know, that upon death, there is no Heaven.
Nor is there any Hell to fall to, for the wicked.
There is only Angela Anaconda.
@dyingscribe
Interpretations speak more about the interpreter than the work they are interpreting.
It's just a consistent slip of their tongue that gives away how they really feel, even in the digital pillow forts they built for themselves to prevent it.
@Slim_DaddE
@murrlogic
That is the most impressive waste of money I've seen on this site.
I'm serious.
There's too much money behind this to call it cringe, and the animation isn't... The worst...
I am legitimately impressed that dude was willing to pour 50K into a custom porno.
Kudos.
@ranmasaotome96
Ironically, this concept loses its depth by trying to introduce original characters as the "main" ones.
There's no history, and therefore no weight behind them to really hammer home how bad this cartoon apocalypse is.
Would've been a great opportunity for a character study...
@theSloopJohnM
That's not even AI generated. It's just a bunch of models in a glass case.
You can even see the reflection of the person with the phone taking the picture.
Chinese can't even do non-AI propaganda right.
@hausofdecline
My class was watching Zooboomafoo that morning, and I got so pissed when the teachers switched over to the boring old news for some reason.
I'm still mad about that.
@ShitpostRock
Kirkbride's still alive...
We can break him out of his cage at Telltale and ship him over to LaFey's house so he can nurse him back to health and get him to work on The Wayward Realms.
@ReviewsPossum
@murrlogic
Ah, of course.
Power = Character
A perfect philosophy for Marxists who only view existence through a perpetual power struggle.
@BurstangelIn
Part of why I love Shishio so much.
Both he and his love interest were on the exact same page the whole way through their story, to the degree where she willingly let him kill her just to wound and weaken Kenshin.
It was a really interesting twist on the dynamic.
@AnimeSerbia
@JustinWhang
It's the end, Jerry.
The credits are rolling, the crowd has left the theater.
Yet we remain trapped, frozen in time, waiting for the next episode to bring us back to life.
But there isn't another episode.
Before my mind goes, can you tell me...
Wฬงฬฏฬฑฬฒอรคฬบฬคออฬฬอคอs it worth it?
@kelskiYT
If anything, Infinite needs *more* environmental interaction like fusion coils.
Like, really go crazy with it.
Fuck balance, go back to the old days, where dual-wielding any weapon that looked handheld was possible.
@Alkibiades_
We can at least rest easy knowing that because of this totally necessary financial preservation measure, some Boomer will get to buy a Rolex in Margaritaville after his long, arduous journey on a Carnival Cruise.
@TiredMemeClown
This reminds me of the worst years of my life, going to a mostly black school.
What few white kids were there had to act black, or else (like me) they would get ruthlessly tormented physically and psychologically.
Actually got so bad I had a mental breakdown...
Fun times...
@RealGladstone
@chris_moliere
Whatever gets him his bag.
Dude doesn't need to change adult animation history, just to die at 85 on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
@willyumslife
@TrevorAugust
The second-to-last phase of a Boomer's life cycle, where the demons they made deals with start appearing in the crowds and pointing at a ticking clock.
@JustinWhang
When you reach a certain threshold of fatness, the crack becomes impossible to wipe.
This dookie jam is the result of that, and if it's bad enough it goes through clothes.
Source: I have fat family.
@ManRitan
Moral Orel is simultaneously a love letter to faith and a giant middle finger to the Boomer-Christerism that reached its peak in the 90's-early 2000s.
Hazbin Hotel is a religiously illiterate rejection and deliberate misinterpretation of religion itself.
@JigokuCake
They didn't just do *this* meme.
They crammed in *every* conceivable racist stereotype they could find like it was a can of sardines.
Jesus fuck, and as a remake of a 70s show that originally featured a respectable (but humanely flawed) family trying to get by...
It's amazing.
@dyingscribe
I just wanna know what built up to this point.
That ain't just a one-n-done thing.
That kind of resentment takes time to build.
Either that, or meth....
It is Tennessee, after all. Meth and Moonshine are our primary exports.
@Umbra_Tet
And this was in the DEEP SOUTH, too.
He was so caught red-handed, that they didn't think for a minute it was the black guy, despite the prevailing attitudes of the time.
@DAKKADAKKA1
Thinking about how much African myth and folklore there is, and how fascinating it would be to have an open world game based on those abstract ideas and unique aesthetics...
Only for Ubi-faux to make a generic fantasy setting centered around the whitest black woman in America.
@Likely_Unstable
@dyingscribe
ITS ABOUT THE CHASE, MAN!
IF THEY GIVE IT UP TOO EASY, IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE YOU'VE EARNED IT!
THEY MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT AND WHEN YOU FINALLY EARN IT, IT'S THE GREATEST NUTT YOU'LL EVER GIVE!
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
@ReviewsPossum
And you know for a fact that the conclusion the head Boomers are going to make, is:
"WE NEED LESS ORIGINALS AND MORE REMAKES AND FRANCHISE REVIVALS!"
@WeaponNR
@ManRitan
All because the Chinese couldn't tolerate a black man leading the movie.
Gotta love how Woke Hollywood cucks to old-timey racism when it's directed to them in moon runes.
@Triburos
I literally lost access to my first Soulframe handle, after I signed up, confirmed the email and everything.
Tried logging in again, the account didn't exist.
So I created a new account, and tried my original handle.
Already existed.
Nice to see it's systems-wide mess.
@funnygamedev
I too would like to see what McDonald's Japan is like, if I visited...
The difference in quality between American and Japanese Mickey D's is insane, apparently.
@hausofdecline
I too, wish my computer was a zealous adherent of Lord Vivec the Warrior-Poet...
Unfortunately, it aligns more with House Hlaalu while I ascribe myself to the Sixth House.
@TheEbonyMaw
"Son, I know you think I'm lame and not funny...
But my shitposting online fully paid off your CNC training...
So maybe give me a little credit, here..."
@JigokuCake
The average American has been conditioned to favor exactly that, actually.
Refinement culture at its finest.
And once enough of culture has been refined, so too do the people.
Nothing but forests of concrete blocks, surrounded by highways populated by blobular lumps of meat.
@GamingAndPandas
Sturdy Sword, because obscure and over-complicated micro-buffs are bullshit and need to be excised from gaming.
I admire any attempt to try and add variety to combat. But number-fuckery isn't the way to go with it.
Less Dynasty Warriors, more Ninja Gaiden.
@tulpapilled
@FoxfordComics
What makes it funnier is that he was Airforce and fat.
You can't be fat if you're serving in a combat role in the airforce.
Dude's either a desk jockey, or the Airforce just got a taste of what happens when you lower the fitness standards.
@Umbra_Tet
No, I hate that they just chose some random white dude that didn't fit the description for John-117, when we clearly know he was a pale redhead.
On top of that, the rest of the show was completely lore-breaking and virtually nothing made sense.