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Sucks dick like a champion. Lover of Rugged Twinks worldwide. Openly political, but don't mind disagreement. New substack up! Content Eventually...

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6 months
Story Time: I was a Deli Clerk, first job I had since graduating from college. I was stupid enough to let the manager decide what department they needed me most in when I was interviewed. Never do that, btw. Fast forward to about 3 months in, I was on my last 3 fucks to give.
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This is unironically what it was like working in a deli for 5 years
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@chris_moliere Looks like we have our 5th Smiling Friend.
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@deathink God, I love how basic humanity is just such a foreign concept to corpos...
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@TiredMemeClown Please tell me Barb is somewhere else... Please tell me Barb is somewhere else... Please.... Please....
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@OliverJia1014 Ah, so the key to making money is already being rich and having stuff. Cool.
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@zevenzero1 @TiredMemeClown Death would've been a kindness, by now...
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@hausofdecline He longs for the sweet release of death, To be carried up on Angel's wings to his family and father up in Heaven.... But little does he know, that upon death, there is no Heaven. Nor is there any Hell to fall to, for the wicked. There is only Angela Anaconda.
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@AnimeSerbia I'm so glad they're making these segments a staple of the show. Going to be really fun to see how they branch out from this.
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@dyingscribe Interpretations speak more about the interpreter than the work they are interpreting. It's just a consistent slip of their tongue that gives away how they really feel, even in the digital pillow forts they built for themselves to prevent it.
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@LaughterHaver @JustinWhang @Dexerto What sex with Taylor Swift does to a mf
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@funnygamedev And for a commercial for a shitty perfume, too... Jesus Christ, I miss when effort was profitable...
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@ShitpostGate @GelbDraws Leo and Willie after killing 1,500+ Nazis:
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@harl71417 @dyingscribe Ah, a Redguard main.
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@Aristos_Revenge In their defense.... Lincoln does look pretty goofy next to all our national heroes.
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@FuckKoroks And you know they weren't the pretty types, like in the hentai... So imagine 4 greasy manatees in wigs doing exactly this.
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@Slim_DaddE @murrlogic That is the most impressive waste of money I've seen on this site. I'm serious. There's too much money behind this to call it cringe, and the animation isn't... The worst... I am legitimately impressed that dude was willing to pour 50K into a custom porno. Kudos.
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@ramzpaul Hire 3rd world people, Earn 3rd world quality.
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@TheEbonyMaw @WeaponNR You're gonna be a real pretty princess once they learn about makeovers.
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@ranmasaotome96 Ironically, this concept loses its depth by trying to introduce original characters as the "main" ones. There's no history, and therefore no weight behind them to really hammer home how bad this cartoon apocalypse is. Would've been a great opportunity for a character study...
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@theSloopJohnM That's not even AI generated. It's just a bunch of models in a glass case. You can even see the reflection of the person with the phone taking the picture. Chinese can't even do non-AI propaganda right.
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@JustinWhang Tfw you're on Baby Box duty, and you get stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of summer, with nobody to cover your shift:
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@lporiginalg When he says he "knows" MMA, is he just announcing his awareness of it as a thing?....
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@TiredMemeClown I... I don't feel well...
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@hausofdecline My class was watching Zooboomafoo that morning, and I got so pissed when the teachers switched over to the boring old news for some reason. I'm still mad about that.
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@CocaineModer It's stained...
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@ShitpostRock Kirkbride's still alive... We can break him out of his cage at Telltale and ship him over to LaFey's house so he can nurse him back to health and get him to work on The Wayward Realms.
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@NsPostingFs "Now clean my foreskin."
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@Linksin_ @Chief30k Webtoons doing their part to keep the black man down, I see. Shameful...
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@BIaziken2 Doug is one of the textbook examples on how to deal with online drama. Kudos.
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@ReviewsPossum @murrlogic Ah, of course. Power = Character A perfect philosophy for Marxists who only view existence through a perpetual power struggle.
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@dyingscribe Me, a guy who's gone out with bratty twinks: "Yeah... Ahaha... How cringe and stuff...."
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@OrwellNGoode Shit, man....
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@That_One_Guy006 @murrlogic I still love how Action Man's antics have resulted in damn near every law and regulation the Guild has.
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@BurstangelIn Part of why I love Shishio so much. Both he and his love interest were on the exact same page the whole way through their story, to the degree where she willingly let him kill her just to wound and weaken Kenshin. It was a really interesting twist on the dynamic.
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@JustinWhang "May the Force cum in my ass" or something, I have no clue what's goin on anymore.
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@AnimeSerbia @JustinWhang It's the end, Jerry. The credits are rolling, the crowd has left the theater. Yet we remain trapped, frozen in time, waiting for the next episode to bring us back to life. But there isn't another episode. Before my mind goes, can you tell me... Wฬงฬฏฬฑฬฒอ‘รคฬบฬคอ™อ•ฬˆฬ€อคอŸs it worth it?
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@kelskiYT If anything, Infinite needs *more* environmental interaction like fusion coils. Like, really go crazy with it. Fuck balance, go back to the old days, where dual-wielding any weapon that looked handheld was possible.
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@PearlteaRizzy Same energy:
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@Sabuuchi G R E E N B A B Y
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@LyleRath Whenever I squeeze my nose, the white things come out of my dick. Is that normal? If not, how long do I have to live?
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@Alkibiades_ We can at least rest easy knowing that because of this totally necessary financial preservation measure, some Boomer will get to buy a Rolex in Margaritaville after his long, arduous journey on a Carnival Cruise.
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@TiredMemeClown This reminds me of the worst years of my life, going to a mostly black school. What few white kids were there had to act black, or else (like me) they would get ruthlessly tormented physically and psychologically. Actually got so bad I had a mental breakdown... Fun times...
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@RealGladstone @chris_moliere Whatever gets him his bag. Dude doesn't need to change adult animation history, just to die at 85 on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
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@willyumslife @TrevorAugust The second-to-last phase of a Boomer's life cycle, where the demons they made deals with start appearing in the crowds and pointing at a ticking clock.
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@JustinWhang When you reach a certain threshold of fatness, the crack becomes impossible to wipe. This dookie jam is the result of that, and if it's bad enough it goes through clothes. Source: I have fat family.
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@WuffFluff Hideki Kamiya at work, like:
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@Linksin_ @Chief30k WAIT HOW TF DID DOG NIGGA GET ON WEBTOONS HOW DID YOU SLIP THROUGH THEIR CENSORS?
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@ZackTaylorFA @PopCrave Perpetually unfunny people.
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@PandasAndVidya Or like a woman lecturing people on how to: -fly a helicopter -fly a plane -drive a car -operate any form of transport, really...
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@LilithLovett @ReviewsPossum GLASS BOTTLES GLASS BOTTLES GLASS BOTTLES GLASS BOTTLES
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@KronKrian Community Notes Strikes Again!
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@Babygravy9 >Seek service at a local pet groomer
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@RealAlexJones You were like a beefier Brad Pitt, I love it.
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@dyingscribe I mean, at least he shot his shot?... ..... I'll see myself out...
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@PandasAndVidya *flashbacks to that study*
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@Uncle_memelin Scott Pilgrim without Scott Pilgrim isn't Scott Pilgrim. You want a Flowers Spinoff, go for it. But don't trick people. Simple as.
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@ManRitan Moral Orel is simultaneously a love letter to faith and a giant middle finger to the Boomer-Christerism that reached its peak in the 90's-early 2000s. Hazbin Hotel is a religiously illiterate rejection and deliberate misinterpretation of religion itself.
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@lporiginalg Oh, so just women as usual? Aight den.
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@Wilson__Valdez Brought to you by East Tennessee. Nowhere near as bad as West Tennessee, but... It's got its quirks...
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@WesleyKushner @michaelmalice Leftist writer stop accidentally making based characters that everyone ends up loving challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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@FuckKoroks Lesbians praying a baby into each other was not on my Woke Bingo Card
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@relevantmena @bronzeagemantis "Sure I killed him, but what about me?"
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@RAZ0RFIST God, I wish he used an actual fucking camera to film himself. I need this moneyshot in 4k, damnit!
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@JigokuCake They didn't just do *this* meme. They crammed in *every* conceivable racist stereotype they could find like it was a can of sardines. Jesus fuck, and as a remake of a 70s show that originally featured a respectable (but humanely flawed) family trying to get by... It's amazing.
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@dyingscribe I just wanna know what built up to this point. That ain't just a one-n-done thing. That kind of resentment takes time to build. Either that, or meth.... It is Tennessee, after all. Meth and Moonshine are our primary exports.
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@Umbra_Tet And this was in the DEEP SOUTH, too. He was so caught red-handed, that they didn't think for a minute it was the black guy, despite the prevailing attitudes of the time.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 Thinking about how much African myth and folklore there is, and how fascinating it would be to have an open world game based on those abstract ideas and unique aesthetics... Only for Ubi-faux to make a generic fantasy setting centered around the whitest black woman in America.
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@lporiginalg All Red States. Interdasting.
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@Likely_Unstable @dyingscribe ITS ABOUT THE CHASE, MAN! IF THEY GIVE IT UP TOO EASY, IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL LIKE YOU'VE EARNED IT! THEY MAKE YOU WORK FOR IT AND WHEN YOU FINALLY EARN IT, IT'S THE GREATEST NUTT YOU'LL EVER GIVE! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
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@ReviewsPossum And you know for a fact that the conclusion the head Boomers are going to make, is: "WE NEED LESS ORIGINALS AND MORE REMAKES AND FRANCHISE REVIVALS!"
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@DrDeath1776 Go so far with your jokes, that you have to schedule a weekly apology video itemizing each joke in it's entirety and why it was wrong.
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@dyingscribe Yo... Why are there brown stains on the FRONT of that diaper?...
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@WeaponNR @ManRitan All because the Chinese couldn't tolerate a black man leading the movie. Gotta love how Woke Hollywood cucks to old-timey racism when it's directed to them in moon runes.
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@dyingscribe >Has a genius plan. >Literally tells everyone about it, online.
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@Triburos I literally lost access to my first Soulframe handle, after I signed up, confirmed the email and everything. Tried logging in again, the account didn't exist. So I created a new account, and tried my original handle. Already existed. Nice to see it's systems-wide mess.
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@funnygamedev I too would like to see what McDonald's Japan is like, if I visited... The difference in quality between American and Japanese Mickey D's is insane, apparently.
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@JustinWhang The Zoomie never pirated Ruroni Kenshin off Limewire, or watched Toonami late at night. It's so cute when they out themselves.
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@nonconskye @ZackTaylorFA >As someone who has taken multiple courses Aaaaand there's the cue to stop listening.
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@ReviewsPossum PUT THAT SHIT BACK IN THE FUCKING OVEN
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@KalebPrime OMG, I remember that fucking shit. He was one of the best characters in that show, too. It made for a great episode, but still...
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@dyingscribe Holy shit, this might just be the nail in the coffin for public schools.
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@InmovableHouse @TiredMemeClown Featuring music by Taylor Swift and Bok Van Blerk!
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@hausofdecline I too, wish my computer was a zealous adherent of Lord Vivec the Warrior-Poet... Unfortunately, it aligns more with House Hlaalu while I ascribe myself to the Sixth House.
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@hausofdecline >PP applies for PPP
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@hausofdecline I love how Andrew WK manages to do every genre of rock terribly and with absolutely no shame or irony.
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@_blaccsheep Finally, we can say it
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@dyingscribe Wait, what do they shorten it to-
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@sapphyreblayze I love how pre-Hayden, he was just a buffer Mark Hamill.
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@TheEbonyMaw "Son, I know you think I'm lame and not funny... But my shitposting online fully paid off your CNC training... So maybe give me a little credit, here..."
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@ThatUmbrella Rackets Tweeting himself to Prison, Circa 2024:
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@xbtGBH @HarmlessYardDog They're less likely to stay if they don't feel welcome. A strategy I tend to employ passively.
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@ZackTaylorFA @DramaAlert That's not saying much. This is Keemstar we're talking about, after all.
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@JigokuCake The average American has been conditioned to favor exactly that, actually. Refinement culture at its finest. And once enough of culture has been refined, so too do the people. Nothing but forests of concrete blocks, surrounded by highways populated by blobular lumps of meat.
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@Actually_Tina They lost the gun murder case because they forgot the bullets were supposed to be in evidence. Holy shit, 2024 can't get funnier.
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@GeneralSamsSec @KEEMSTAR I prefer "Susan," while you're on the clock.
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@GamingAndPandas Sturdy Sword, because obscure and over-complicated micro-buffs are bullshit and need to be excised from gaming. I admire any attempt to try and add variety to combat. But number-fuckery isn't the way to go with it. Less Dynasty Warriors, more Ninja Gaiden.
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@tulpapilled @FoxfordComics What makes it funnier is that he was Airforce and fat. You can't be fat if you're serving in a combat role in the airforce. Dude's either a desk jockey, or the Airforce just got a taste of what happens when you lower the fitness standards.
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@Umbra_Tet No, I hate that they just chose some random white dude that didn't fit the description for John-117, when we clearly know he was a pale redhead. On top of that, the rest of the show was completely lore-breaking and virtually nothing made sense.
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