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Labour🌹JFT 97. Nutella jars don't just fucking smash. Family full of punters.

Liverpool
Joined January 2013
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
2 years
Ladies day 😎
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Sean
5 years
Let’s take some time to remember John Terrys ma is a brass.
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Sean
4 years
@liamnewton17_ @abbieleighhhhh Lad you been fucking been had off there. Take it in public and move on.
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Sean
2 years
When you read some of the comments and theories regarding Nicola Bulley you start to understand how many bizarre empty heads we have in this country.
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Sean
5 years
I would applaud this. Until I read your bio. Your party very much destroyed the NHS over the last 10 years. Now pretending to be great supporting it. Merely reinstating a small proportion of what has been withdrawn Good luck.
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
3 years
Hope ye flat mates fill you in ye fucking ginger knobhead.
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4 years
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5 years
Put him in a Tesco Lasagna.
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Sean
4 years
Fully deserved. I fucking hate southerns. The noise she makes at 1:15 is brilliant.
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Sean
7 years
Monday morning has been made a little better watching @piersmorgan get put in his place by John Prescott 😂
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Sean
7 years
@Hillsy2004 @JohnStitch3 @HayleyMcQueen @SkySportsNewsHQ Thanks Andrew an officer will be round shortly to take a statement.
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Sean
5 years
“If ye don’t say dunny ye get....”
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Sean
3 years
Imagine Boris bursting through ye door at 6am. You'd think your sleep paralysis had taken a turn for the worse.
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Sean
4 years
@sh4kesy He's boycotted his family as well (she divorced him)
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Sean
8 years
No birds are chasing you mate because you make Dale Winton look straight #FirstDates
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Sean
6 years
Going to behave myself on Christmas Eve this year.........8 hours later.
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Sean
4 years
@anthonyjoshua
Anthony Joshua
4 years
Sport or War 🔥
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
What’s the American Dream all about? Cause if that’s how you’re treated it’s a fucking nightmare.
@Manda_like_wine
Amanda Mancino-Williams
4 years
Nevada, a state in one of the richest countries in the world, has painted social-distancing boxes on a concrete parking lot for the homeless to sleep in.
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Sean
8 years
@farr_hollie @GazGShore Prepare yourself for expectations of him slotting your shitpipe afterwards
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
Don't know a single fan that isn't a one year glory hunter that is arsed about us not signing players. We have a youth system in place for this exact situation. Klopp is using it alongside some of the best players in the world. We have won the league with 7 games spare 😂😂
@thisisanfield
This Is Anfield
4 years
“If we have money, we will spend. If we don’t know if we have money, we probably will not spend that much. That’s how it is.” 🗣 Klopp sounds a cautionary note on LFC's transfer plans this summer.
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Sean
5 years
@tyronewinks @Kaytayking @ROUNDTHEBEND__ @OfficialUoM Go for it. Other end of the 62 if ye want it.
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Sean
2 years
@danny1878c The best
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Sean
1 year
The Reds to Brighton when the Chelsea deal doesn’t materialise
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFC Caicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May. Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton.
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Sean
5 years
@kaytayking I thought the song went “dancing in the moonlight” 🤔 He must be mistaken. Easily done.
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Sean
4 years
What spot on the canal you been casting out with this?
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Sean
5 years
@tyronewinks @Kaytayking @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Is right lad. Sure your uni will be loving that one. @OfficialUoM
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Sean
2 years
Ye nan turning up for Christmas dinner.
@caffyhank
Caffy
2 years
I’m not being funny or fuckall but was that’s Elton John tribute in anfield cos that’s not fuckin Elton John
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Sean
5 years
Tame Impala - The Slow Rush 10/10 amazing album. Breathe Deeper is the track for me though.
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Sean
5 years
Only pregnant boxes you want to get stuck into isnt it lad? 😉 #AskTrent
@TrentAA
Trent Alexander-Arnold
5 years
I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift at all #AskTrent
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Sean
1 year
Jake Abraham has so many roles to remember him by but this springs to mind all the time. “Pass it….passs it….pass the fucking ball”
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Sean
2 years
Get some Sudocrem on ye hoop after that
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Sean
3 years
@ALBY_LAD Each to their own lad not everyone’s in to all that scat like
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
5 years
"I can transfer the moniiiess to your bank account"
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@ctvedmonton
CTV Edmonton
7 years
$43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment
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Sean
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See even the AXA gym isn't managing to stop the no shoe bellends 🙄
@LFC
Liverpool FC
1 month
Made us jump 😅
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Sean
3 years
@plinketyplink2
Plink2
3 years
Fight Clunge
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Sean
1 month
Every scouse bird with shit lip filler “Fannkkk kewwww”
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Sean
5 years
Bouncer asking you for ID when you’re flying.
@NoContextHearn
No Context Hearn
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5 years
@tyronewinks @Kaytayking @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Nice jumper lad. Do they make that for men?
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Sean
4 years
There’s a bird stuck in the house and me ma thinks because I’m furloughed that I’m now Bill Oddie and should get it out. No thanks.
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2 years
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Sean
5 years
“I don’t know youse but youse are sickkkkk” Will be getting said worldwide now because of Corona Virus. Not just Liverpool.
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Sean
2 months
Ye da praying for a riot on The Strand so he can get the TV back out the cashies for free
@PotnoodIefringe
🌚
2 months
Meant to be a riot by The Strand apparently only 5 empty heads turned up 🤣
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
6 years
The fucking Terminator on The Apprentice there. #TheApprentice
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Sean
1 year
Mad to think one man can make thousands laugh in one room. That man is @rickygervais what a funny cunt.
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Sean
4 years
See i hoped this would be some 10 year old making things like this. Sadly its a fully grown man.
@Anfield_Urchin
AnfieldUrchin
4 years
Only time will tell.🧐😂
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Sean
7 years
"Boris will be there bursting it with a fucking great big....foot pump" 😂😂😂
@chunkymark
ARTIST TAXI DRIVER
7 years
libido torpedoed, a weeble who won't fall down just an 'incumfuckingtacipated' shell #TheresaMayChlorinatedChicken
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Sean
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
Concerned Citizen
2 months
🇬🇧 Meanwhile in Rotherham UK Protestors not keen on Police Facial Recognition Camera Vehicles force them to quickly drive off.
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Sean
4 years
@SteBonesJones @dnyast Whats ye diet plan lad?
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Sean
2 years
👋🏻👋🏻 See ye later
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Sean
3 years
Just win £610 off a £2 place pot at Aintree.
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Sean
3 years
Rafa 👏
@_SeanLiv
Sean
3 years
This Rafa stint at Everton is going to scar them for years to come 😂😂😂 What a job he’s done
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Sean
5 years
Is it just me thinking Salah needs to stop being so wasteful? 2-0 this games over.
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Sean
3 years
Cant wait for the all die hard reds that rim the youth team to watch us collapse around Chirstmas again. No ones asked for £100m signings - anything round £30 - £40m. God forbid we spend more than Burnley....fucking Burnley. We are one of the biggest teams in the world.
@FreddysNewN2_
Freddy'sNewNightmare
3 years
#FSGOUT Just wanted to say FSG built a state-of-the-art training facility in Kirkby. To bring players through. Do you remember Steven Gerrard? He was free yano! & he was the best Midfielder this Country's ever produced. It's not all about £100M signings. You gang of moaning twats
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Sean
5 years
@TheFinalGed Any fella over 50 round Kirkby still wear these
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Sean
3 years
“Go to the door or I’m going to put it in” Clearly not ye little fart that’s why ye wedged in the window.
@jackc__95
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3 years
Hahahahahahhahah a bizzy stuck in the window yeno
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Sean
5 years
My arl fella was the referee there hahahaha.
@fwithoutcontext
No Context Football
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Sean
5 years
Shaqiri looks like one of the midgets off Phoenix Nights
@__sjcd
shit brickhouse
5 years
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Sean
5 years
“Take it eassssyyy”
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Sean
4 years
Imagine proposing to ye tart on family fortunes ❌
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Sean
4 years
No ones asking for Klopp to leave ye fucking ready salted knobhead.
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
4 years
A question to the small minority of @LFC fans calling for Klopp to be removed: have you completely lost your minds?
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Sean
5 years
@plinketyplink2 Look like your fingers when you've been in the bath for a week.
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Sean
5 years
“Me nostrils blocked” Don’t worry I’ve got an idea....
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Sean
4 years
Fucking wankers la. Those are iconic to our city, history and waterfront. Always some prick to ruin it.
@efc31438
EFC
4 years
Bellends
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Sean
5 years
@tyronewinks @DogmaticDavies @OldSwanBob @Kaytayking @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Yeah cause there is me in a suit. And you in your G-Star jumper.
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
Lad how many middle aged women have you strangled with them gloves?
@ashley_thomas99
Ashley.Thomas
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Sean
4 years
When you’re fed up of Zoom quizzes.
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2 years
HAHAHAHA whys she treating him like a drug dealer or something. He's a sex offender. Have some shame girl.
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Sean
2 years
He's going to be worse than Johnson. There won't be any change unless Labour win a General Election. How can so many people be brainwashed into think Tories are STILL trying to fix poverty and the economy. It's those fuckers that are prolonging and make it worse.
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
2 years
EXCLUSIVE: Rishi Sunak has vowed to run the economy like Margaret Thatcher if he becomes the next prime minister Thread 🧵👇
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Sean
3 years
Worked me arse off to lose 4lbs in 3 weeks at the gym. Had one weekend on the ale and a scran. Put the lot back on. Can never have the nice things in life without being a fat cunt can ye?
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
Well done. You’ve officially embarrassed our city. Gone beyond “well people are going the beach too” No you’ve fucking destroyed that boundary now stabbings, fires the lot.
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Sean
3 years
Half our fan base are about to say he's the best in the world and they've been watching him in the U21's for years.
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
3 years
𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 Liverpool are in the process of finalising a deal to sign RB Leipzig & France youth international centre-back Ibrahima Konate. #LFC will have to activate 21yo's release clause — thought to be around €40m — to bring Konate to Anfield. 📝 @David_Ornstein
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Sean
6 years
Never understand why people go away in caravans. Take a shit in a cupboard is not my idea of a holiday.
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Sean
9 years
Lovren shags kids.
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Sean
2 years
I’ll happily watch it in a fan park or bar in Paris 🤷‍♂️ Proper mug if ye paying these type of prices
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Sean
4 years
Raarrrr freeeewww the building.
@ALBY_LAD
Alby
5 years
#BestOfTwitter2019UK #13 Travelodge Digger fiasco
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Sean
3 years
Heavy read that. There is always a way out of things and people that care about you even if you can't see it....they can. Suicide Prevention number is 116 123.
@septimusajprime
Septimus Prime🇸🇱
3 years
i hope he finds peace 💔🕊
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1 year
Me to me bird on the baby monitor.
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Sean
2 years
Vinicius Jr against Trent. Can’t wait
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Sean
2 years
The ferry and Eurostar was fully booked anyway fellas @ManCity
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Sean
5 years
What a sad little life Vincent Kompany
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
3 years
Thought Banter Nan was in jail?
@_teenels
TN🎗️
4 years
dad doing his bit for the community and lightening their spirit🤩 @IAMBRU_UK #streetparty
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Sean
4 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA fight me in ye Burberry scarf lad.
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
Another fucking idiot here. You do realise that a cold isn’t Covid? So any sign of a cold then getting tested and being negative wouldn’t increase numbers higher than April. People actually having it and getting tested is the reason it’s higher because it’s spreading.
it’s really bothering me getting these news notifications saying “numbers of cases are higher then april” yeah course they fucking are, no one got tested in april and it’s now winter, any sign of a cold you’re running to get tested
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Sean
1 year
Glad Klopp ignored Salah there. It’s a team game not all about him
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Sean
5 years
Michael Barrymore's gaff.
@russellcrowe
Russell Crowe
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Where am I now?
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Sean
4 years
The irony behind Tommy Robinson moaning about protesters when he was praising them for protesting outside his prison. Before he let out a little weep to Ross Kemp.
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
4 years
Bet youse all forgot. LIVERPOOL TOP THE LEAGUE. LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL TOP THE LEAGUE 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
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@_SeanLiv
Sean
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@derrymathews23 The People's Champion. Nice one 🥊
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