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@MomsPostingLs Bro got scammed.
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@JebraFaushay $1298 for a Jeep ๐Ÿคฃ
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@crazyclips_ And when this guy stops renting to black people they will call him racist.
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@Alphafox78 Wow, what a terrible parent.
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@Travis_in_Flint The entitlement of people with zero skill jobs is amazing.
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@9mm_smg No pain, heโ€™s been dead inside for a long time.
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@GarbageHuman23 When this movie flops, they will blame white people.
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@DonutOperator Women should not be police officers โœŒ๐Ÿป
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@itsmine49 Have you seen her face?
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@lporiginalg Yeah, that's why you don't sell butthole pics for $9.99
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@GarbageHuman23 Glad he's not going to reproduce.
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@hartgoat The usual suspects.
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@lporiginalg Next headline: White men are racist for not watching new Doctor Who.
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@ExcclesiaLatin bring it lol
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@MomsPostingLs He made a huge mistake. I give it a year.
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@jakeshieldsajj Bros need bros
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@DovySimuMMA "All dick and balls" My new favorite line from any UFC event.
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@Travis_in_Flint America last.
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@EndWokeness Then, when those companies decide not to service those areas anymore, they will call it racist.
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@Sethrogen He is a professional loser.
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@barstoolsports Get an iPhone like an adult.
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@TateTheTalisman @Cobratate He is a professional loser.
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@Tr00peRR He said the truth we all feel out loud.
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@reddit_lies They really are miserable people
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@TheoVon Get ready my dude
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@DonaldTNews Yup, gun was out, dude still charged.
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@AmiriKing Such a beautiful culture, waiting to hear how this is white people's fault.
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@Travis_in_Flint They are desperate ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@EndWokeness @RNCResearch I love that they don't even hide the corruption anymore.
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@GarbageHuman24 Am I supposed to feel bad for her?
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@reddit_lies The left can't meme.
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@MomsPostingLs Iโ€™d like to report a murder.
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@EndWokeness Then they can't understand how the kid turns out to be a trash adult.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Trash parents, who lets a toddler just walk by himself in the street?
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@GarbageHuman23 I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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@JoshLekach Fake tears for online attention.
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@MomsPostingLs โ€œLooking for a good manโ€
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@Travis_in_Flint They wave around the left hand and then slug us with the right.
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@BloodyElbow @AlexBehunin For real, why would anyone wanna get rid of Bruce Lee?
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@DrLoupis Child abuse.
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@Alphafox78 Iโ€™m a former police officer, youโ€™re doing it for two reasons, to check if the trunk is open and to put your fingerprints on the back of the car in case something happens to you.
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@Patriots This is your new coach? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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@reddit_lies Imagine treating your parents like this over politics.
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@MMAUNCENSORED1 Who talks in the third person? What a clown.
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@barstoolsports My all-time favorite player is Ray Lewis, and every one of his highlight hits are illegal in today's game. It's flag football at this point.
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@reddit_lies So real guns are bad, but makeshift guns are cool?
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@AmiriKing Been saying this for years, as a retired cop, women should not be police officers.
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@barstoolsports That's a keeper.
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@BloodyElbow Identical
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@GarbageHuman24 What a huge loss for society lol
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@EndWokeness She couldn't have gone out in a more fitting way ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@Orwellsghost28 Well, he wanted more, he got it
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@rustyrockets Dear lord, can we stop pretending this is ok? Trump 2024
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@libsoftiktok Why are they always ugly and crying?
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@MomsPostingLs Why he gotta be white? lol
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@jakeshieldsajj BJJ turns into a BJ real quick
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@DovySimuMMA Thatโ€™s pretty good for rotten tomatoes.
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@RyanShead Your parents were a failure.
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@MMAUNCENSORED1 @jakepaul Let's all act surprised.
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@GarbageHuman23 As God intended.
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@jakeshieldsajj The only people that support it are the ones that profit from it.
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@DovySimuMMA Damn, real bros would never do this.
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@AnthonyCumia Let's all act surprised.
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@iFightForKids Typical rainbow crew member.
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@DovySimuMMA How can you not like this dude?
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@jakeshieldsajj I think she is just a terrible person.
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@lporiginalg Does this not prove itโ€™s all the parents choice and not the kids?
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