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@_Nokwanda09

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I like talking to myself…📿🕯️ Psalms 38:21-30…

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined July 2020
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@_Nokwanda09
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8 months
Your son wants to say “Happy New Years” unblock me
@NtateWilliams
Tsonga King🖤☠️
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2024❤️ Peace, sanity, blessings, growth and good health.
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Sitting in mum’s room helping her pick out dad’s final wear💔🥹😭
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@tseepati @Noxx_zondi_ I was also thinking so it’s for the select few 😂🥲 ya neh we’re here to accompany people
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She must start enjoying her holiday, it’s getting weird now
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@DDT_PM You must be fun at parties
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@Sthugen @zwotheramabale I’m always in tears because it’s never above 5K😭😭😭🥲
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Not me asking “So are you in Centurion Centurion or Olieven”😭💀
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@Afrikanwolf @Vayolence_ @Kokoleo_zn @I_Kimberraxie Sphe Sphe 😂🤣😂💀 you’re always fighting this cheating thing shem
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@CapricornFM Why do men think we determine the sex😕🥱 You’re angry at me Nigga your swimmers are girly
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@NtateWilliams Happy New Year 😂😂🫶🏽 We love you daddy
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Decided to go short🥺🌚
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So pretty😍🥺
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My birthday view 🥳😍🥰🙂
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Some call @destinyzee 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣 kubi kubi kubi
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@Afrikanwolf @MusaKhawula Dude like she’s taking everything haha 👌👏🏽
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@Ethelmackay_ The courts are closed😭😭 he making noise here
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I’m not good at posing 🤣🥺😍💜
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@pontsho_mp People lie here maan 🤣💀🤣 Majority have taken busses taxis lifts to see a partner
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@lindz_malindz 😂😂💀💀 serves you right, angisho thina sivithikile, khotha makhotha
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@MizMarcee @kulanicool @LesDaChef But who’s gonna tell us what we can replace things with when we don’t have all the ingredients 😭☹️
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@seri_moremi 🤣💀 they forget to mention the expenses that side
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@brian_myeni @umalambane_zn 🤣🤣🤣 she is me I am her.. Nam I send a text that says “are you coming or should I make another plan”
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Did a young photoshoot the other day🥺😀☺️
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@LuuTeeMoiloa @0mega_tenten Bathi a guy who speaks your language 💀💀😭😭 that’s rude of her?!!
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@Ori_RSA @MusaKhawula @ChangeorgSA So Mihlali is the ambassador for small girls 🤣🤣💀💀 people are wild
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@MbalulaFikile It’s Thursday now, you can let go of the obsession tjerr 😖😫😩😑🙄
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@Raofa_Namethe @Hilly_mash Okay ke please tell me, if I live in Midrand and get this job how will I still pay rent buy food and electricity once that 1k is chowed by taxi fare… Mind you my parents are in KZN unemployed 🌚Now make that make sense
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Someone take Chris’s phone away😭😭💀💀
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@phakedi_moemedi @LamiezHolworthy But my guy this is so rude🌚 She’s also here asking for assistance and nawe you can’t just do your own tweet 👀
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My mum allowed me to sleep with him😍😍😭😭 September baby loading lol
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My type🥺😊
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In my rich girl era🥹🧘🏾‍♀️
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@fajuju_Matumba People really ignore red flags 😭😭
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@lindz_malindz You’re mean and I hope you get out of shape so they body shame you for life🚮 such a vile person mxm
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@tumeloditle 😂💀😂 they like saying “I saved up” girl you don’t work so what exactly are you saving
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@Ashseraka2 Ashley rest it’s fine 😂🤣💀 This story never gets old you were hurd
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@NgceboMthiya Lol cheap hairstyle 😀🤭 Mum even cuts me
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@MehlamiP @TboozeSA Dude 😭😕😭😕 I’m you fosho.. Because wow the economy is basically none existent and then give a child R100, I don’t even spend that much when I forget my lunch or I’m lazy
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@CyrilRamaphosa Condolences to her family Kodwa President how did a 69 year relate to the youths issues when my own parents tell me everyday we’re generations apart but you guys can relate to us when our own parents don’t have a clue at times
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@MluDeGreat Since when were you a small account 😂🤣
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@pallnandi Cabanga
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🥺😍🙂
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@destinyzee This is true😭😭 I’m living this nightmare right now
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@TheRealGobetse @NKULE_NTULIH I grew up in the burbs since age5, we spoke Zulu at home. Not everyone abandons they identity guys and my parents are very traditional 🥲😏🤭
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@TshephoSes @callhimbae_ But he appointment comes with zero experience just a lot of dreams being sold 🌚
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What kind of ex are you, bitter or the friendship vibes?! Personally I’m in between🤦‍♀️🌚
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@Yeyethu_Baballo 😂💀😂💀 bazothi you’re a hater, it’s his time. From what I’ve seen he’s a ‘dancer’
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@0mega_tenten @sarahmbongs @KaybeeShebi 🤭🤭💀 Haibo wenja can you not
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@destinyzee Autocorrect 🤭 “ why ain’t you suing her for false accusations”
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I want to be this happy forever 🥺💀🙂
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@Ltd_Pty_ @Charleene5 The minute she started screaming I knew she was wrong in acrimony 😭😵‍💫 Made bad decisions n now wants to blame ubaba
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@Jabu_Macdonald @Tshepi_Mshengu She annoyed me from episode one yeses🚮 She so desperately wants Vuyo to leave
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@Ayanda06775951 @lasizwe Don’t ever give up.. I know every now and then I make plans to kill myself but something brings me back so please keep going, it’s not nice suffering but stay strong
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Guys be gentle my parents are strict 💀🙊🤣
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@Bonang a lovely treat for a boat cruise 😍😏🥺
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@realnorma_kay My mum🥹 Spent 40 years with him and even now as she mourns I can feel her love for him🫶🏽
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Questions like these come from losers, stick to your mjolo hashtag bruv
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Dr Love
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How many ladies could say " I don't depend on makeup to look good" ? 🤔🙄
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@1MagicTV Bathi kanti how many sides does he have 🤣💀🤣😭 Can we move on from this storyline, it’s boring
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@Karabo_Chaphole Kanti aren’t they going to Turkey for this thing😂💀😂😩
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@nwaby_90 I need to be this focused🫠🤣 Been dragging this talking stage and it’s not doing it for me
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@straatmaid @dbNtilsya @KaybMakhasane Do people even think or it’s ass talk🥲🙊 imagine going through 2 miscarriages and I must abort hmm
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@sizaninastyg @khomotsoacc How many Calvin’s are in Limpopo?! Sbongo nyana??
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To be honest I’ve always known I’m bisexual since primary school it’s society and also not disappointing my parents that had made me shy away from my truth and reality😊 I’m ready to live my life and enjoy it.. Here’s to MY happiness❤️🙏
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@Nazomagenge2 @JoyChauke5 Likewise 🤣🤣🤣💀💀 I ain’t loyal when I’m being offered a soft life!!!!
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@Dzuni_M Tell her to not be private we just wanna talk to her 🙂😏
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@KingDon_za Capitec is a scam 😭😭😕 the fees are getting ridiculous now mxm
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@04_kcjj 31🥰🥹😬
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I’m at point where people around me are winning and I’m stuck..
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@ThabisaShwabade Can’t drop that crown sweerie🥹😭
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@ilovenelz Not on my watch 😬
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@News24 Hai it’s too expensive 😭 you need R500 for yourself
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And I blossomed😍🙏😊🥺
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@agapetimbela I was wondering why I follow him when I don’t listen to him😕🤭
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@GladTmz @Lbee_M @unisa Reading is a skill 😭😭 you wrote a whole paragraph instead of READING!!!
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@ThePeacefulKels Just say WOMEN!!!
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But mina I’ll never understand how Mabutho pulling off this scam😕
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@BafanaSurprise Totally agree with you🌚 The same people he spent it on must definitely sort him out
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@Maleka4Lerato He must be known while they kikiki in the DMs🫡 I’m fixing the country
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@underscoreurb Dude I just randomly stopped a few months and haven’t seen the need to return
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@KnitLok @Tsontsa_G 😂😂😂😂💀💀 listen I’m also tweeting before I enter that cell.. My people need to know where I am
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@lindz_malindz 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Serves him right, uyaphapha just sleeping for vibes. Congrats daddy
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@therealSphe @VehicleTrackerz @Ori_RSA Reading is a skill not a talent 🌚🫠
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@k_mfundopraise Haibo Mfundo😂🤣😂💀💀 he organized estoko help a nigga out
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@sistazzy 😭😭😍 whoa sis you’re going to make me cry.. I will find strength through all this confusion
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Hey he went for the jugular there🤧😐😮‍💨
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@ChrisExcel102 Next time halla at me 🌚 I’ll buy you a scarf nyana
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@Callmethaboo2nd It’s always aboOwn your throne 😂😩😂😩
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@MawarireSkina @RealXavier011 @ChrisExcel102 If he’s speaking in the past tense, he’s correct if it’s present tense then it’s “choose”🌚
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@Kokoleo_zn I love your gran’s work😂😂😂😂💀💀
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@ChrisExcel102 💀💀💀💀 sidla amaGo-slow BBQ flavour
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Asavela fetching them nicely🥹🫶🏽 Love it
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@Kokoleo_zn Bloem people catching feelings🤣💀🤣💀
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Quote this post with a picture of you wearing sunglasses 👓 🤪
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