2020 TREE🎄 🇿🇦 @_Mmakoma Twitter profile

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2020 TREE🎄 🇿🇦

@_Mmakoma

10 months

"When the time is right, i the LORD will make it happen"🕯🕯🕯

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@LeestacxS

10 months

It's hiring season. I need God and my ancestors to come through for me. 😭

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Shonny_SA Congratulations to your sister with your imaginary iphone

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2 years

@Eerah_ZA Consider yourself lucky ge bago file warning. Leave that man sisi people are very wicked out there. Protect your family, you will get another single man

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@oz_thakali @kulanicool @SthembiD Thought my phone was cracked

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@_Mmakoma

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@waynesussman My vote is definitely for EFF next year and yeah I have registered to vote for the first time in my life. I will recruit everyone in my family to vote for EFF

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@RealIssuesSA Let me put on my WhatsApp status so that my boyfriend can see this🏃

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@MDNnewss But on your previous tweet you said babes jumped on Mampintsha's lifeless body after realizing he's no more....which one must we believe?

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@_Mmakoma

7 months

@Fiireee__ I can never dress up for a job that is not paying well

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@MrSoWhat31 @MusaKhawula The problem starts when you think a girlfriend that doesn't love money is a wife material. Girl just know her worth fela

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@mbalis_bakery She says she was not the last person to visit. Investigating personel must not sleep on this

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Nale34843837 I know exactly what you talking about. I once spent 2 days without bathing, the depression, loss of appetite, shouting at everyone at home for dilo tse nyane. But after that I never looked back. It was 4 years back but dude still trying to apologize till to date

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@Tkdee12 Plastic nyash

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Callmethaboo2nd I can't wait to own a car so that I can use that line "gerar my fucking car". God must answer before this trend dissappear

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@UmqheleG @MandzNotHot Lol I know that experience I was a teenager and didn't even know how to put on a nappy. Baby daddy ran away while I was pregnant. I was still doing grade 10, I had no one. My mom was there but not 100% supportive. My son is 10 now and I'm not even thinking of making another baby.

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@tebza149 @Sigujana_ZA I will need an extra liver to watch

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@ChrisExcel102 Unfortunately your campaign Gig arrived late. The money is already Khosified

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@AphiweSofuthe @Tebatsomankger2 I have been there 3.5 per month and that's their maximum. I have switched to something else now because I cant

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@SkroefMagwaza Once told my boyfriend to at least dress well and to match colors. Dude doesn't want to be lectured😪. He once said to me "gao mmaka wena", I'm not yet healed

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@khuliso_Neels I never had pocket money. I was only relying on school feeding scheme that it why I want to better myself today so my children can't experience the same struggle

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@_Mmakoma

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@XolaniD09557907 @MusaKhawula Because they can bekezela amanyala its "yebo baba" lege bago febela

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@_Mmakoma

11 months

@_rachelgumede So you decided to match your makeup foundation with your shirt?

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@destinyzee My previous boss was a female and she uses to give me some activities that I was not employed for, she would send me to Clicks to buy her snacks. I lost a lot of weight and called it a quit. Now my boss is a man and we are best friends

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Thush_Mcobothi I was getting calls from my mom that my younger sister who was doing matric this year doesn't want to study, when they tell her to study she cries. I went home during her exams time. Hei girl doesn't even bother to touch a book, she just go and write without studying 😭😭

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@ditebogomailula Now I just pray my boyfriend get a job, he's capable of doing all these just that the poor guy is so broke. This is so beautiful

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Blacksoul_Sage @MDNnewss You are useless wena. What you gonna do after seeing the video? La tena man

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@McebisiBathaka @ReloMabote Greatest ancestor ya eng apaletswe a tshela

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@KeletsoMss I starve myself so that the baby can die in peace

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Khwezilokusams Next time, at least have 2 oro 3 boyfriends. See now you crying blood😅

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@king__keyma @MusaKhawula You are very much invested in their life tjoo

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@joy_zelda Why do I always believe they are just making up this stories for clout? The more drama they bring is there more we all want to view that reality show. Ai I don't buy these stories

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@_Mmakoma

4 years

Help me find a job. I have been applying with no luck. I have an experience as a legal secretary in a law firm ( MVA) please Retweet.

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

I got MTN voucher worth R1000. I can only help 3 job seekers with 30GB each which will be allocated today midnight. The MTN sim card must not be under a contract. ONLY JOB SEEKERS PLEASE @MetjahTebogo @comforttenyeko @KingNema86 @NtsokoSello

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

Ngwana wako pitori❤

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@NdimloUnathi He is arrested guys. He will appear on Tuesday

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@PabiieR Mine is Batista. She wanted to beat up my Aunt at my uncle's funeral last month since she was so mean and disrespectful. I was like ehhh so Mo'girl? Dintshang?😳

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Mdavovo2 He found me outside since it was around 12 and I went outside only to see a year crossing over

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@User0176265335 @Bokang_the_bae @Lebotha_kai1 @phume22 Sounds you are one of those who exploit people. Why are you so touched?

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@peekay_mab Don't study, just pray and believe in yourself. And never undermine your intelligancy by studying. Just go and write your exam it also worked for me

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

My first day at work on my Birthday. Otherwise Modimo ke STAR

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@ThandekaMdlul10 I had a child at the age of 17. The little cent that you touch you must think for the baby. What am I going to do with a child whereas I am a baby myself. No nice clothes Ai futhi cut cut. I once CROD alone

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Prudencelexie This one will definitely not survive the first eviction

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Bigboy43953648 @Mdixx Doesn't make sense at all. Life is expensive now. 3k doesn't even buy groceries for a month

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@hlatse_sy @KingMonada We are broke there's nothing to scam

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

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@_Mmakoma

8 months

@SS_Tembe My boyfriend also died because of heart attack last week.

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@IdolsSA It was my first time watching Idols today. And trust me when I say I was truly rooting for him though it was my first time seeing him. I just loved his calmness bathong tjooh

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@TomiRikhotso Ke banna ba mapedi bayofa Bomma pay

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@MawrongzJnr Unless we are married. Someone still owing me 6k and I wonder how he sleeps at night

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@BafanaSurprise Cass living in your heard rent free. The way you investing your energy in his business i just hope you getting paid

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@ViperIdous @Mpumii_Ndlovu You just commented like a toddler. I feel for your kids if you have any

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Rhadebelihle I wish you can help me. I'm really losing hope on applying for jobs. I really want to know if I will ever get one and when😭😭😭

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Blem_MusiQ Are you circumcised now?

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@HowsYourSoulBro @thepicklejuice But maths lit is more difficult than pure Maths though, no matter how intelligent you are

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@PreciousShange @MusaKhawula Looks like she's the one who's being dribbled here

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@She1laSm1th I have never used panty liners. N I have never experienced discharges

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@DJEddieG_ @BonoloMaphutha Let me screenshot this comment for future use

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Tebatsomankger2 @AphiweSofuthe Lol I'm doing it

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

Renyaleng hle bashemane😄

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@CastleLarger @ntubeng20 We no longer certify documents

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@Mahlogonolo_H That's not true. I have 6 years living in Pretoria, I have never been in a club, or tarven. Or maybe the way my parents brought me up contributed, gare swane

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@__Liings @Carolinerathabe I'm convinced you were one of those side chicks claiming to be the main. I cant shake it of that the side chick was you😫

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@_Mmakoma

8 months

@oddettem His card is probably declining in Dubai. Mamas must land immediately to settle the bills

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@NkanyeziKubheka For my boyfriend to get well. He has been sick for 6 months now. He can't even eat. And for both of us to get a job 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@BomepomeNovel They said it's holiday today and tomorrow, so they will do it on Tuesday

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@_Mmakoma

6 months

@Anele @SizweDhlomo Gana Whatsapp kante? Ledira dilo tsama 2k

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@RealMrumaDrive The sooner you realize that the show is staged will be the best for your mental health

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@T_MokopaneleT "They are moving her guys, the location keeps on changing"

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@MZAMO_PERFECT @somizi Who is "WE"? Speak for yourself. Me i love him

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@TaxiForSmallAcc Did that today. Just arrived now and found them sleeping, bare "ke mang?" Kare "ke baeng"😅

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@_Mmakoma

7 months

@Mo_Magodaa Bula space

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@CSyabusa @Shonny_SA We are tired. They make us question our ancestors

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@uSbahle_ He doesn't see Tulz as his competitor

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@MaponyaKabelo_ Good people create your own code and stop depending on anyone. If God really want to bless you, he will bless you with your own work. Please... Please

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@Rhadebelihle @Connie_Ferguson So chief. Am I ever going to find a job and get rich or im just wasting my efforts? I don't wanna fight a battle I will never win, I want to relax

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@tsakani_sheen When I graduated in 2019 till to date no job or interview kafa I send more than thousand applications per month😭😭😭

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@BonokuhleNkala1 M not a legal expert but Amanda du pont statement doesn't make sense to me. Please don't attack me I am Asthmatic. Me i don't believe anyone on this case

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@noksy_k Isaiah 60:22 when the time is right, I the lord will make it happen🙌

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@LMkonqo Proud parents. He really deserve a bicycle shame

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@_Mmakoma

7 months

@David_Guru_ Lol we have been camping on your timeline 🤣

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@MathibeZabs I think he had been paid to show us these pictures. Isn't real, and again he must tell us how much he lost before he wins

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@Chriseldalewis Death penalty is the only way. This thing of a right to life really must come with conditions.

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@NelileMzimela I'm on it

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@_Mmakoma

7 months

@shukrani__ My late boyfriend used to love me this loud. I can never find anyone of his kind.

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@ec_mz01 @MatlalaMiss But dogs doesn't eat fish mos

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@hendrickmaduna Or otherwise you will spend 10 hours watching her playing

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@lavidaNOTA What time is it there In New York Pretoria?

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@__greyyyy I used to do that while at varsity. Knowing that at home there's no seshebo while I'm busy living a soft life it was stressing me a lot and couldn't even focus on my studies.

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@_Mmakoma

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@Khumalo_Nene7 She's not on her periods, she will be with another dude later on. Obatla o dlalle khole le yena

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@_Mmakoma

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@LesegoAries Okreya room ya teng ge pula ena leyona yanela somar lebea skotlolo sela sago hlapela

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@_Mmakoma

1 year

@CityTshwane EFF has my vote already shame

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@IamBogatsu @reabrownsugar @Ori_RSA Her preference maybe

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@p0ppytee Applying for jobs. Its really draining especially when you not even getting one reply nor a single interview. Kafa at home they have their trust in me

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@NomaguguSamke At least you are putting food on someone's table. Cheers to more employees🥂

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@MametjaThobile1 1 page. I'm afraid to attach my documents because these scammers are working overtime

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@_Mmakoma

2 years

@RefilweSeboko I want this for myself 😭

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@_Mmakoma

3 years

@GodwinMathebula @mashoto_ To think that someone is me

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@_Mmakoma

7 months

@ZNonjiji Don't give her anything in the morning. Their lunch time is approximately around 10, and that is the exact time they eat on weekends. Try it tomorrow and see if it works. I do the same for my son and he never come home with food. I hope it helps

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@_Mmakoma

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@Real_KingSfiso @Thembisile_Q You missed the joke😅

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