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@_LaStar_

7 years

Server: you guys doing okay ? Me: honestly no I'm just going through a lot right now

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3 years

Today was a crazy day (read to end)

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7 years

BRAA I took my lil brother to the park & he's chasing this lil girl around asking if he can sing her a song. She says no but he continues on and starts singing the fucking theme song to THAT 70s SHOW LMAOO 6 y/o mf talkin bout "I love Wisconsin !"

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3 years

Once upon a time I drank soooo much coquito at work, then a bunch of tequila, went to my manager’s apt, threw up all over his chest in my sleep AND got my period in his bed the same night. We make 2 years in the fall tho

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10 years

This makes me so sad :( Just seen it outside Walgreens .. RT to help http://t.co/ySzakNyWO2

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3 years

Sometimes u just really really need a day off to be depressed in peace

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@_LaStar_

6 years

My longtime plug jus had a baby so I shot her a text like "congrats girl how u feelin etc.." this bitch is like "good lmk if you need buds" smh the hustle don't stop

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@_LaStar_

8 months

@DrakeDirect_ @Drake i think i beat y’all 🫢

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@_LaStar_

5 years

SHE GAVE BIRTH ONE HOUR AGO LMAOOO

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@_LaStar_

8 years

Omg so I took an Uber last nite & it was mr bush from moanalua driving ed lmao

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@_LaStar_

5 years

My dad (Juan) is a teacher & this is his costume ... lol

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@_LaStar_

6 years

#kitchenistasundays 1st time sausage n peppers, garlic mash @TheKitchenista

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6 years

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@_LaStar_

9 years

"Homewrecker"..How can u accuse an outside source of wrecking your home when the head of the house had been tearing it apart from the inside

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@_LaStar_

5 years

The cooking The face

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5 years

The cooking. The face.

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@_LaStar_

4 years

First attempt conchitas ☕️🍭💕

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@_LaStar_

6 years

I'm a professional bus ridah, which does not mean i ride the bus professionally it means I am able to stand in the middle of the isle on the bus, holding on to nothing as the bus is moving and I won't fall . U bitches can't even spell bus

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@_LaStar_

7 years

I LIVE MY FUCKING LIFEEEE I MAKE HELLA MONEY I RIDE DICK I DRINK BEER I GOT A TUMMY FUCK ALLLL YALLLLLL TF

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7 years

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7 years

What you can do if homeless live near your home #808news

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@_LaStar_

3 years

You in his DMs I’m at the bus stop my myself putting on deodorant

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@_LaStar_

6 years

The news be like "Hawaiian monk seal pregnant AGAIN" like she a hoe or sum shit ..

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@_LaStar_

7 years

I be so single that I jus start fights with my boss cuz I miss arguing with a man

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@_LaStar_

5 years

I hate when I be in line at the Walgreens pharmacy & the bitch is all like hiiii what can I help you with today ? Bitch do I look like I’m here for my fucking arthritis meds , give the the damn Plan B now I got shit to do

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@_LaStar_

10 years

We asked this guy at a gas station to take a pic of us and ya here it is http://t.co/YPzD1is1xy

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@_LaStar_

6 years

Chicago gays are on sum other shit this dude text Gabe literally “so can we link tonite ? I dunno if u seen my FB story but I got shot & I just really need a cuddle buddy tn”

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@_LaStar_

3 months

solo OF content is so boring i want to do straight up porn 🤣

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@_LaStar_

6 years

My doctor told me to quit smoking immediately so I gave my pack to a homeless dude and bought a banana. This won't be easy but I will pull through

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@_LaStar_

10 years

Me http://t.co/jJQI4YnDHS

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Influencers will comment on all my posts like OMG NEED to try this 😻 but will never order because they’re waiting for me to offer them free shit like bitch I’m trying to keep food on the table,, you a fucken Bum for that

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@_LaStar_

4 years

@TheKitchenista Chicken & dumplings 😌 first big snowfall in Chicago calls for it

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@_LaStar_

2 years

Dog I’m tired of getting picked up in fucken TESLAS ,, I can’t … open the door

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@_LaStar_

6 years

I really fuckin love seeing people start from the dirt ass bottom, & finally reaching a point of success- not just what society defines success as- but achieving what THEY always wanted to do, accomplishing the dreams that i always heard them talk bout

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Birria tacos 🤤🇲🇽

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@_LaStar_

2 years

My Facebook story views be like 3 ppl I fcked in 2016 2 old teachers 3 family members Girl from 4th grade I never talked to Moms co worker

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Me, to my bfs sperms when i get my period after raw doggin all month: I mean I dont even kno why you girls bother at this point likeee give it up ... Its me ... I win

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@_LaStar_

6 years

This Mf text me talking crazy “ppl only fuck u cuz they can’t get no one else” so I blocked him & when I seen him today he was like oh yea btw my uncle died but u wouldn’t kno cuz u blocked me .. I’m like r u using ur dead uncle to make me feel bad cuz I swear I don’t give a fuck

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@_LaStar_

3 years

I could post like “I wanna be a crackwhore & go fuck on y’all’s husbands” & Gabe’s mom will reply “you’re amazing mija ❤️ “

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@_LaStar_

3 years

He so fuckin geeked off his new MacBook talkin bout “this is such a good purchase , if I could buy one for you I would” like bitch you didn’t even buy yours . The government did . You really spent your whole stimmy on a fckn computer but my wrists still don’t got jade on em

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@_LaStar_

4 years

chicken pot pie; ricotta mashed potatoes, thyme butter chicken thighs, buttermilk & spring onion biscuit chunks #spring #dindin

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Flash flood this pussay

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@_LaStar_

9 years

Favorite part of my day is waking up and washin dishes ;•} http://t.co/dmd6ZBIOEi

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Can't relate to y'all feelin bad when someone spend money on you, & I don't think twice before spending on someone else. Money comes and goes yall overthink it

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@_LaStar_

4 years

On Monday I have a practical interview with a 3 michelin star restaurant, the best restaurant in Chicago... Aaaand tonight out of nowhere my boss sits me down and offers me a salary increase and promotion.... I'm feeling very conflicted and very blessed and very proud of myself..

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@_LaStar_

8 months

ali!

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1 year

who is a cheater you fully support?

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@_LaStar_

6 years

My sis had the best graduation banner tho @LILUZIVERT

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Lick x Cardi B & Offset has been stuck in my head for DAYS .. This shit bumps

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@_LaStar_

10 years

When u too turnt at the function n u realize u goin nowhere in life http://t.co/uecHoukCFA

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@_LaStar_

10 years

“ @Lord_Anarchy : quote this with our favorite sexual position” http://t.co/keiqeOP2BF

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@_LaStar_

6 years

The year is 2010. You & your friend take the bus into Waiks. You go to the international marketplace, don’t have money but look at all the kiosks and split a boba. Go to the strip & take thotty Shaka pics with Elmo, upload to MySpace

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Lobster Rolls 🦞🧈🥖

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@_LaStar_

6 years

Stfu about Toys R Us closing bitch I used to get lotion and socks for xmas HMU if Walmart goes out of business then ima really cry

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@_LaStar_

5 years

I hate a fake ass wanna be Rasta fake promoting positivity ass mf. Smoking pounds of weed doesn’t automatically make you a good person. Just admit your a drug addict & stop ruining Ooklah the Moc for us

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@_LaStar_

7 years

When ppl b on here sayin they can cook ramen I never catch on that they're talking bout instant ramen I'm like wow u really simmer Pork bones for hours n shit that's so cool

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@_LaStar_

4 years

The only rewarding part of being a manager sonewhere is using your voice to stand up for hourly workers' rights. I just got all our cooks a paid 15 minute break to sit down and enjoy lunch together because I realized the servers have that luxury but cooks are left in the dark

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@_LaStar_

6 years

If I post a sexy snap it’s cuz I feel sexy, not cuz I’m easy or wanna fuck you wtf is wrong w straight dudes

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@_LaStar_

6 years

$2.75 FOR THE FUCKING CITY BUS NOW LMAOOOOOOO FUCK OUTTA HERE IM STILL TRYNA PAY A DOLLAR LIKE ITS 2014 HELL NA I AINT PAYIN 2 FUCKING 75

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Chicago, what y’all got planned for Cinco de Mayo? Just because we’re quarantining doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate! I’m cooking homemade asada, pastor, carnitas, charolas botaneras con cerveza, taco platters y más! contact me for pricing and place your orders ASAP!

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Honestly you can't call yourself a restaurant if you don't have any desserts like .. the fuck ??

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@_LaStar_

4 years

A Chicago birthday 😐

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@_LaStar_

4 years

•New coats came in this morning •5 hours later governor announced all Chicago restaurants & bars close for 2 weeks •whatever it’s too big anyway •chefs still have to come in to cook delivery orders lmao fuck me

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Fried dough hearts stuffed with Raspberry Mocha Creme 💝 Off my Valentine’s menu, pre-order until Feb 13 Chicago ! #chicago #ValentinesDay

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Damn I hate 😠👎🏾 when ppl be chewing with their mouths 👄👅 CLOSED !! 😤😡 I wanna see 👀 what you be snackin on 🍉🍤🍟🍔🍩 💯💯

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@_LaStar_

6 years

Omg there’s a glass beer bottle on the street & my sister was like I really wanna kick it and I was like I mean u can & she was like i kno but u kno what would be better ? & she picked it up and threw it in a recycling bin lmaoo

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@_LaStar_

7 years

Live life .. Get lit .. Hook up with hot people .. Eat the fried food .. Walk to work .. Run the bank acct to $0 .. It's okay .. It's okay

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@_LaStar_

5 years

I always think like man how do food bloggers do it , then I remember that that’s their full time job 🤣 I’m out here working 70 hours a week at a fucking restaurant and trying to keep up with a food blog . AND still givin the best head in the city of Chicago . crazy out here man

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5 years

I am like completely overwhelmed with work and personal life shit going thru partial crisis yet here I am in the salon chair talking to Alejandro about our three month plan for my hair and what direction we wanna go with it

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Another successful Cinco de Mayo. Thanks to everyone who bought food today !

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Happy Memorial Day from our cocina to yours 🌽🍞🍯🍗🧀🌶☺️❤️

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@_LaStar_

8 years

20th loco moco I made tonight & its damn near perfect

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@_LaStar_

6 years

all you fucking Twitter bitches sit at ya mama home don’t do shit don’t get no money sit on your fone shaming people who eat meat and think you some new typa kali uchi whoever the fuck .. yall wack asf swear to god yall aint about shit once ya fone die

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@_LaStar_

6 years

It jus got more n more wild

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Just got booked to host a virtual cooking class! The day has come that I’m forced to learn how to use Zoom 😩

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@_LaStar_

1 year

why my cat die and gabe say “don’t worry she’s up there with Donda West now 😭😭😭

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@_LaStar_

1 year

my fucking IG got hacked by some ugly ass little russian boy i can’t bruh

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@_LaStar_

4 years

Italian night 😊 gnocchi in Bolognese, homemade garlic toast & red wine salad

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@_LaStar_

4 years

We just paid the rent “on time” for the first time in so long I keep wanting to text my landlord like Hey Frank :)) Did you get our money? :) that’s for the rent :) that’s all for you :) <3 Happy New Year Frank stay blessed :D

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@_LaStar_

11 years

#OnlyAtMoanalua http://t.co/8KSQr00Wek

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@_LaStar_

3 years

My first vax it was all sexy ass Latino army guys giving the shot so for my second dose I came tits out ready to mingle & I end up getting a twink ass little white boy who’s like I like your tattoos hey if you pass out ill be sure to record you and put it on YouTube haha

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@_LaStar_

3 years

Ordered a margarita at a ramen shop & I’m tryna figure out why there’s a piece of nori in it

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@_LaStar_

6 years

Me, hungover : Damn I need like a salad or acai bowl today Yelp search: best mac n chz on oahu

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@_LaStar_

4 years

I need to take a moment for this photo of my grandma taken yesterday... she old ... she’s hella petty .. doesn’t mind her business .. throws shade all day ... unwarranted boujee 24/7 .. but her SKIN .. she says it’s from eating fruit straight from the trees in the jungle 🗣

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6 years

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@_LaStar_

6 years

2018 it was 3 times I stood in that work bathroom right after I clocked in, looked in the mirror, laughed, & swallowed the mf plan B

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@_LaStar_

3 years

Bitches be bragging about they never had no abortions like okay congratulations on being the most boring bitch ever wow 👏

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@_LaStar_

10 years

If almost every college student has to apply for financial aid then they should probably just lower tuition ......

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@_LaStar_

5 years

If we’re “friends” & you know I don’t fux wit a certain person & you go out of your way to talk to them or gas them on social media cuz they got clout or they poppin, you a clout chasing DIC RIDIN ass bitch, stay tf away from me.. where’s your loyalty ?

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@_LaStar_

10 years

So playing dress up @ work & this look is called "I'm so white I own a horse in Wisconsin" http://t.co/xqQnNYXyt6

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@_LaStar_

4 years

MEMORIAL DAY BBQ BUNDLE AVAILABLE NOW ‼️ Slow braised baby back ribs, hot wings/lemonpeppa wings, southern style baked mac n cheese & skillet cornbread with honey butter. everything home made ! DM for pricing & jello shots & lemonade pitchers ! #TellYaFriends thank you !!

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@_LaStar_

6 years

6 years later ..

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@_LaStar_

3 years

Today I got my Covid vaccine and also was featured in Chicago Magazine for one of my dishes !

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@_LaStar_

3 years

This man is ordering a Valentine’s Day dinner from me just for him and his daughter 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@_LaStar_

2 years

So does everyone look 10x uglier in fitting room mirrors or it’s jus me ? Like every fckn time

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@_LaStar_

6 years

Yes Turbotax, I'm still single

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@_LaStar_

4 years

CHICAGO... Cafe Estrella is now offering delivery Monday-Wednesday ... DM to pre order .. go to @cafeestrellachicago on IG for more info #Chicago #chicagoeats