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@_Jenky88

8 months

“Congratulations on reaching the top 4! In an effort to maintain our boring rules and ensure that this is purely a one off, please sell your better players and strengthen those around you”

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

8 months

🚨 Aston Villa may have to sell players this summer to avoid breaching Premier League profit and sustainability rules, with Newcastle interested in Jacob Ramsey and Arsenal keen on Douglas Luiz. (Source: @MailSport )

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3 years

“They’ve signed Dan Burn 🤣”- Aye, and he’s a fucking brick wall. Headed everything, marshalled that back line and brought a calm when it was frantic at times. That’s an outstanding debut, he hasn’t put a foot wrong.

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3 years

Turning up to away dressing rooms and slapping Yanited stuff all over the walls. Eddie Howe is fucking mint man.

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2 years

Krafth came away on crutches, Lascelles came away with a broken nose and Darlow can be grateful he’s walking away without a broken leg. Ref handed out one yellow card.

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5 years

For anyone wondering why Fabian Schar scores so many goals from CB, it’s because he finishes like a fucking centre forward. That’s some goal for Switzerland, the big handsome bastard.

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8 months

@footballconfid1 Yep. Just keep grinding away in an effort to build sustainability, whilst the goalposts are moved repeatedly on how you’re allowed to do so - in the interest of fairness, obviously.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Staveley offered 280M for #NUFC did she not? And the talks were branded a complete waste of time. He currently values us at over 400M. All of a sudden, 300M will do it? Bollocks. He’s already fed up of the resistance from fans-keep going. Drive the bastard out.

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3 years

Only at Newcastle United could “getting worse at defending and conceding more goals” equate to the team becoming more exciting to watch. It’s been one massive piss take for years but you really struggle to wonder what the point is anymore now like.

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4 years

😂 Bruce standing with his hands in his pockets as Jones belts out instructions. This is like a parody

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@_Jenky88

5 years

So the club had absolutely no intention of investing in the training facilities, tried to weaken his grip on transfer dealings, childishly revoked his bonus, told him nothing of the takeover and In so ruined any hope of Rafa staying at #NUFC . But he ran off for money, honest....

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1 year

Nice moment between Carragher and Longstaff at the end here - the sort of thing you don’t know about. He’s been through a lot in his career already for a kid who is only 25. Seems as sound as they come, fucking buzzing for him and for Dan Burn as well.

CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️

@CBSSportsGolazo

1 year

"Me dad definitely will!" 🍻 ⁦ @seanlongstaff97 ⁩ and Dan Burn catch up with ⁦ @kate_abdo ⁩, @Carra23 ⁩. ⁦ @MicahRichards ⁩ and @Pschmeichel1 to discuss Geordie culture. 😂

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8 months

Here come all the Spurs fans claiming it’s entirely reasonable, like tight fisted Daniel Levy wasn’t the one leading the charge after bricking himself at the idea of other clubs rivalling them for their top 4 spot.

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5 years

The amount of people saying Joselu is the worst player they’ve seen in a b+w shirt either have incredibly short memories or haven’t been watching us for long. I’m only 31 and he wouldn’t get that accolade. Has everyone just blanked Rivière (for starters..)?!

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@_Jenky88

4 years

Let’s be honest it’s our poorly constructed Tik Tok of Matt Ritchie volleying the corner flag that has everyone reconsidering, isn’t it?

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@_Jenky88

8 years

@ssschtevvv HAHAHA, hope the little shit gets nowt!

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@_Jenky88

4 years

Has Joe Cole just said if we didn’t have a manager, Steve Bruce would be the first person we’d call to get us out of the mess? That might be the worst piece of punditry I’ve heard this season, ahahahaha.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

Matuidi goes to Juve for 18.2 million . Everton apparently want over 20 for James McCarthy. If someone could explain football to me. Cheers.

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7 years

Fair play to Feyenoord for calling the club out in the press. The more people that expose Ashley’s bollocks on a regular basis, the better. #NUFC

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7 years

Ayoze Perez was winning aerial duels at both ends of the pitch today, whilst leading the line alone. Took his one real chance and we leave with 3 points. Excellent performance from him.

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@_Jenky88

8 months

@ThePieman13 @adbennoEFC As always. Whilst completely ignoring the idea that building “sustainably” simply continues to widen the gap between the “elite” and everyone else. That’ll never change, without change. I’m not even a Villa fan.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

We’ve given Dwight Gayle a new 3 year deal? We’re an absolute joke like. Sorry but the lack of desire at NUFC is hilarious. We signed him to help us secure promotion in 2016 and he’ll still be on our payroll at 34. He doesn’t get a kick. We’re a shambles.

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@_Jenky88

11 months

“I’ve been dying to play in that game” - you can just tell, he already knows what this is all about

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

11 months

"Sunderland away, ey!" 😅 CC: @anthonygordon

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@_Jenky88

3 years

It’s not just the signs that need to go, the “Newcastle United” needs redone on the East Stand as well. The original was taken down and replaced in the sports direct font. It’s not something I’ve seen many mention. Get it gone. Hearing Mandy say this however, is lovely.

NUFC360

@NUFC360

3 years

Amanda Staveley: “The Sports Direct signs I'm looking forward to coming down. It's a slight frustration when I go into the stadium and I try and take a picture which doesn't have Sports Direct in it.” #nufc

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5 years

#NUFC essentially went on record to claim that Rafa would have been given a 50M kitty, 11M carried over and all player sales £. With 8 days to go, we’ve spent 40 of a supposed 90+ million pounds. One player. The excuse as to why we didn’t spend much more will be brilliant.

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@_Jenky88

8 months

@SeanLQuinn Liverpool built their base long before such stringent rules were implemented. That’s the argument everyone is trying to make - it’s a struggle to even build the foundations in order to compete and still comply, whilst being forced to live with the current rule set.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Luke Edwards is having Rio’s fucking life and it’s absolutely justified. Nice one @LukeEdwardsTele

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@_Jenky88

7 years

@tfMichael1892 @theawayfans You know you're not what you once were when you're taking a clipping from lads in hair nets mind.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

Hold on if we’re bidding for Carlos does that mean we’ve moved on from Botman? Because if you’re telling me we’re actively trying to buy both, I’m going to have to go for a sit down.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

@tfMichael1892 @theawayfans "We'd done them & I was lavvin it. Then out of nowhere I realise my shorts are round my ankles and I'm getting clattered by the chief fryer"

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@_Jenky88

3 years

“He does look a good keeper, Donnarumma”-has Danny Murphy never seen him play like? Just the 215 appearances for Milan.

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@_Jenky88

5 years

Absolutely fucking gutted about Willems. If the fee is 6 million, give them it and allow him to recover from his injury here, along with signing cover for the rest of the season. He’s proven his worth.

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@_Jenky88

4 years

Was Danny Rose isolating with Brucie?! 😳

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@_Jenky88

7 years

@arielhelwani @MMAFighting

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@_Jenky88

10 months

@Peety_Editor @IanWright0 @alanshearer @GNev2 So many people misinterpreting this. He’s clearly said he doesn’t think it was a penalty, but at the end of the day it’s given. It’s an embarrassing dive and trying to claim it’s anything otherwise, is equally as embarrassing.

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@_Jenky88

4 years

Commentary team gleefully suggesting that Bruce might have found his formation, like that’s some sort of achievement at the half way point of the season. Fucking hell man.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Would I boo Michael Owen if he came on for a kick about at a charity event? Too fucking right I would. Little wanker.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

What has happened to Mo Diame? Lascelles has slapped Paddy Vieira into him-fucking brilliant man, fair play to him for doing a complete 180. Rafa’s mags have character. Every last one of them.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

Nothing else to say other than @LukeEdwardsTele has been bang on the money so far this window. Credit where it’s due he’s taken a lot of grief in the past from fans but he’s who we should be listening to RE signings just now like.

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@_Jenky88

6 months

@TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele Dunno what you’re on about, he’s absolutely crap. Everyone should just avoid?

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@_Jenky88

5 years

Did Steve Harmison not tell everyone to just deal with Ashley and get on with it, only a matter of months ago? Now he’s demanding he leaves?

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@_Jenky88

5 years

I don’t know enough about Lazaro but both Bentaleb and Rose could very well be excellent signings-also have no issue with either being loans. Jan isn’t an easy month to buy in. BUT-to leave us without the addition of a striker is again, criminal. Needing one isn’t up for debate.

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@_Jenky88

2 years

@tariqpanja So when it comes to Newcastle United, human rights atrocities are at the forefront of your thinking given your line of questioning to Eddie Howe, but when it comes to PSG you “simply ran out of time?” No, “not ideal” at all you bottling hypocrite, hahahaha.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

The reaction to the claim we’re trying to bring in Chris Wood will be less than positive from a large number, but the simple fact is he’s a big improvement on what we have and exactly what we need. A big shithouse who’s scored goals to keep a poor team in the PL for years.

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@_Jenky88

5 years

The notorious Burton Albion penalty incident. Hands down.

GOAL

@goal

5 years

What is the worst refereeing decision you've ever seen? 😩

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2 years

@NUFCThreatLevel Commentary team made a point of saying we didn’t need to surround the ref for Odegaard to get a yellow, like every other team on the planet hasn’t done it for years. We’ve been a soft touch for fucking years, long may it continue.

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@_Jenky88

5 years

If anyone is in contact with Miguel Almiron, can you let him know the two phrases he’ll need for training tomorrow are “who are yee like?” And “fuck this I’m gan hyem”. Cheers.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

So Atlanta don’t even value Almiron at 25M and after offering acceptable personal terms we’re still lowballing them with pointless offers, basically. Got “couldn’t get it over the line” written all over it, yet we knew that in October. #NUFC

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@_Jenky88

5 years

The real question is, how the fuck does everyone know when fucking grouse hunting season is?!..

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@_Jenky88

3 years

Can’t wait to see Jonesy screaming from the touch line as Southgate eyeballs him in the background, England strolling to a comfortable 3-0 victory and the midfield diamond working a treat in our opener.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@sportingminute Quite strange that. A fairly obviously disappointed reaction

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@_Jenky88

8 years

@ssschtevvv imagine him unwrapping the lego box to find its empty. IMAGINE HIS FACE. Gold.

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@_Jenky88

1 year

@manxpie86 It didn’t even look out in real time. Difficult not to see the slight humour in it but it’s a fucking awful call

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@_Jenky88

5 years

Being a mint football team and winning comfortably must be good and that but is there honestly anything better than being absolutely rank for 93 minutes only to pop up and stick a winner in against a team like Chelsea at SJP? No. No there’s not. Howling.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

So we can’t sign 4 players in 4 weeks yet Sky are now apparently trying to peddle the claim that NUFC could sign up to 4 players on deadline day? Pull the other one lads. Is Ashley writing this stuff himself?

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@HLTCO Often easier to substitute the tea with a bottle of bleach if you’re a Newcastle United fan, but the sentiment is there.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@emil_franchi “I can’t even look at a guitar without wanting to smash it man, just in case it’s a Fender”

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Sitting upstairs on a train in Venice, in a seat that probably betters what we would deem a “first class” option. Travel time to the airport is 48 minutes and it’s cost me €3.60. Our rail services are a right piss take.

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@_Jenky88

9 years

This talk of Mourinho and Rafa is fucking wild and will only serve to make us look very silly again when we appoint Gary Megson. #NUFC

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@TotallyMUFC @priyankashalke Maybe because people don’t use the colour of his skin as a stick to beat him with when he’s scoring goals and winning games? This is terrifyingly dense.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

Celebrating a draw in the championship by referencing one of the greatest comebacks ever in a Champions League final. A draw that was achieved, via two own goals. Sunderland, that.

Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

7 years

Bristanbul. Now, let's make sure this is the start of something.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@WestBromNews The same old rubbish. We were regularly told that he wanted to play free flowing, front foot, attacking football and the reason we weren’t was simply a case of the players not being good enough to grasp it. It’s never his fault. What on earth were WBA’s board thinking.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

Rafa saying he doesn’t want to let fans down yet we’re clever and know exactly what’s going on, speaks absolute fucking volumes. Don’t bother being glued to your phone for the next few days, it’s been apparent for a while we’re doing fuck all between now and the 31st. #NUFC

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Notice he’s laughing again as he flicks the v’s, just like he was laughing at the songs. It’s not a nervous laughter either; the fat bastard is too arrogant for that. He’s simply happy to take the piss as he feels untouchable. It amuses him. Keep going. Drive him out of #NUFC .

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@_Jenky88

5 years

@JonnyGabriel @Brashmeister81 Well this is the best exchange I’ll see on Twitter all day.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

It’s taken 75 minutes, but the commentary team has just asked for Jonjo Shelvey. I thought it would come against Panama, it’s came in the opening game.

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@_Jenky88

11 months

@cjhhhh21 The entire world is rattled by Newcastle United and it’s absolutely hilarious. The day we actually win something might be the last day on earth if irrelevant, rival fans have anything to say about it.

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@_Jenky88

2 years

Luke Edwards will take pelters as per usual for pouring a bit of cold water on the Diaby talk but (and a lot of people won’t like it)- he’s worth listening to. He was on the money with a lot of stuff in January, regularly earlier than others as well if memory serves me correctly.

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@_Jenky88

1 year

@VillaWatch1 And what exactly is required to beat a team sitting 5th in the Polish league when you’re in the diddy cup?

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@_Jenky88

3 years

Sam Matterface is a melon. “No one is paying attention!”-he knows he’s offside and can’t touch the ball mate, wake up.

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@_Jenky88

9 years

West Brom want 30M for Berahino aye? In other news I'm still confident of shagging Beyoncé. #NUFC .

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@_Jenky88

6 years

This assumption that us selling Ritchie means Ashley will actually sanction deals for both Townsend and Kenedy, a spend of potentially in excess of 25M (if we talk Chelsea down..) seems to have forced many fans to forget who Mike Ashley is or what he does?

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@_Jenky88

3 years

Go and look at NUFC’s next 12 fixtures and try to confidently tell me we’ll have a single win on the board if we continue under Bruce’s guidance. Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, Leicester, Liverpool, Man City and Man Utd in there. We’re going to be cut adrift by Boxing Day. Disgraceful.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Bishop is shite at his job really isn’t he? Two and a half weeks of the window remaining, Rafa has given us the lowdown already and NOW they start spinning the shite “100M for Rafa to spend at #NUFC ” stories? You’re months too late you fucking dafty.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

So I see our bairns have well and truly turned the mackems over at SJP. Obviously on the grand scheme of things, it means very little. Unless their bairns had won, obviously. If that was the case twitter would be alive and you’d be able to hear the blue pop fizzing far and wide.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Areet @denniswise , any further forward with your thoughts on whether you’re willing to continually spout lies about #NUFC in a controlled environment? If you believe what you’re saying and they’re your own independent views, what’s the issue? Or, are you doing someone a favour?

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@_Jenky88

6 years

@denniswise you’ve been kindly asked on multiple occasions if you’d be willing to engage in debate with #NUFC fans to back up comments you’ve made recently regarding Ashley and the club. You’ll get to have your say fairly and listen to responses. Why the hesitation?

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@_Jenky88

7 years

Correct! Selfie sticks, popcorn and home made posters asking for players shirts is where the real passion stems from.

Ian Abrahams (Moose)

@BroadcastMoose

7 years

I would hate it if this happened in England, imagine being sat in that section, can’t be great

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@_Jenky88

7 years

@Joey7Barton Don't be a dafty Joey, you know he's not asking for 500M and you know NUFC fans aren't either. They had an agreement, he wants it kept.

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@_Jenky88

4 years

So the championship, then. The club deserve it-he’s a disgracefully poor manager and we have disgracefully negligent ownership. This is akin to watching your house burn down and hoping for rain.

Luke Edwards

@LukeEdwardsTele

4 years

BREAKING NEWS Steve Bruce will not be sacked as #nufc manager and will definitely still be in charge against Aston Villa, probably well beyond that from what I've been told.

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@_Jenky88

5 years

The claim that it’s Bruce who wants Carr to return to the club is hilarious. Is Ashley really dense in thinking that we’ll believe things like this or is he just past caring about the fact we can see through it all?

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@_Jenky88

8 months

@SeanLQuinn And no one batted an eyelid when Newcastle went over a decade with Mike Ashley using SJP as an advertising hoarding for Sports Direct, free of charge. Now, new ownership are trying to change the fortunes - and what happens? The rules on “fair value” within commercial deals change

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@_Jenky88

5 years

@NUFCThreatLevel He’ll peddle whatever line he’s told to now he’s on the payroll. Nolan did the same simply under the impression he may end up, on the payroll. Any rapport or legacy they’d built through their time at the club, straight in the bin. The lot of them can get to fuck man.

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@_Jenky88

5 years

@KTD89 “10 seconds to go, does he really have to send him off?” Aye Steve, he does. His job is to enforce the laws of the game, not make them up as he goes along. Christ man.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@NotSoLocalHero “Newcastle United finish 12th, remember they had only won one game before the January transfer window rolled round, what a change in fortunes that brought…” imagine how angry they’d be man. Glorious.

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@_Jenky88

6 years

In a month where Ashley should be scrambling to please the man who is nigh on single handedly responsible for the fact he doesn’t currently own a championship club, he is instead sticking two fingers up at him-regardless of whether Wise has returned to NUFC in an capacity or not

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5 years

Sky sports are legitimately posting “Cans Cans Cans” in takeover updates. What the fuck is going on?

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7 years

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME. DARYL, DARYL MURPHY

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@ImRobM Sorry, is he asking NUFC’s owners to condemn the behaviour of fans on twitter? The very same football club owners he spontaneously likened to a rapist abuser-for likes on the internet, before blaming the fans who called him out on it for losing his job? Fucking LOL.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@neymates @trippier2 Who’s the absolute unit he’s having his photo taken with? Haha

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@_Jenky88

3 years

This is years down the line, but I realised this morning Castore paid 5 million for the NUFC deal. They must be pissing themselves, they’re going to make an obscene amount in return. Surely next time round they can’t compete and Nike/Adidas outmuscle them?

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1 year

@NotSoLocalHero Didn’t realise it had been over a year since he last featured for us. Clearly got an excellent attitude like. Obviously he’ll have happily stayed to be a part of all this in whatever capacity being a Newcastle fan but like you say, he clearly just wants the chance to be involved

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@_Jenky88

4 years

Actual nick of this lot. Hoying up Nazi salutes to protect the statue of a man who apparently, single handedly fought off the Nazi’s. Brain deed.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

At NUFC, as head of our academy under the guidance of Rafa, please.

Indy Football

@IndyFootball

7 years

Xabi Alonso: I've dreamt of one day managing Liverpool - but first I must prove myself

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@_Jenky88

6 years

Players, like Rafa, in dispute with the club?-fair play to them. Hopefully the walk up shots don’t happen. Opening day on Sky-them using rehashed walk ups from last season, in our old strip, having nothing for new signings that might start? Yes please. Embarrass him. #NUFC

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@_Jenky88

5 years

Im sure it’s been said a million times already but Sky really showing themselves up to be right rotten bastards with that countdown timer. As if clubs going under is some sort of spectacle, fucking rank.

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@_Jenky88

7 years

A lot of people were unhappy when Lewis Gibson left for Everton-If that Craig Hope article is correct, it’s just another feather in the shit stained cap of Ashley’s NUFC.

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@_Jenky88

2 years

@NotSoLocalHero @HLTCO Aye and I’m fairly sure he works tirelessly with her school and the people who help her. He’s the perfect ambassador to be completely honest.

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@_Jenky88

3 years

@_lewisnufc_ Hahaha is that real? Clearly Lille being the issue here, he’s absolutely loving it

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@_Jenky88

9 years

@NUFC360 "Abdennour joins NUFC despite interest from Barca, stating 'that mitro is fucking mental, he'll be a laugh down the bigg market'"

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@_Jenky88

1 year

@FrancisChipp This has travelled much further than ever expected, Frank. Far further than wor Sean was allowed to travel at least.

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@_Jenky88

8 years

"The FA wishes Sam well in the future"...of which he has none. Well done you fat dafty, haha

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