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Orangeview πŸ“ΈπŸŠ|. I was not born I was downloaded. A small scale comedian,a photographer and Okrika engineer.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined July 2018
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Photography is about to change my lifeβœ¨πŸ“Έ
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Me playing candy crush after I don pass my 600 tweets limit by 6:30 am
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Talk fast, are we going to work tomorrow or not?
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JUST IN: Earth has been hit by a 'severe' G4 geomagnetic storm
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@darasimi_coal "West, my name West"
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The era of Mazi ibe,Pastor ola,Four eyed edo boy and Turtle ninja pamilerin was the best version of Twitter. This era we are is just ASS thread and vibes.
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Unpopular opinion about an influencer that will put you in this position
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Jollof rice on the laps Coke on the the ground
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I remember when y’all were comparing ritual money to football money. Where amadioha wan see 66million euros??😭😭
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🚨 PSG have to pay a €60m loyalty bonus each season to Kylian MbappΓ©, in addition to his monthly salary of €6M. (Source: @lequipe )
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The U.S embassy showing you your tweet that trended about Nigeria being better than America when you apply for permanent stay visa #NigeriaVsAmerica
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@Chinnyb_ 45 minutes after playing ludo before going to bed
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@habideeeeen 4 shots? Thats 31 goal per shot
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@tifemi26 your friend seeing carryover from the heavens
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Patience ozonkwo collecting a script of a role in a movie she didn't poison anyone
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Final year project defence done,first W in September πŸ’ͺ🏾
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@brodah_ayor Majority will fail this course The rest of the class :
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OK my mum Is a very beautiful woman😍😍😍
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@ToyosiGodwin E don go meet him crator
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@Naija_PR When baba give you instructions. Run am with through skit
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@TheMalikSZN @officialABAT He be like say he be rider for 2023 elections
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This is the funniest 10 seconds video i have ever seenπŸ˜‚
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@yabaleftonline β€œLike father like son ,like father like Dora” Uncle drop the ribena
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@Uncle_sarm β€œAs I enter plane I from window throway their cap” in layman’s English means β€œko ni da fun nysc”
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@iphieajike My siblings when I try to do this with them
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@maziibe_ As Balon d'or no dey again baba move go Jenifa Diary
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@rutie_xx Please i need a favour from you. Can you help us to eat all the problems in this nigeria
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@SuperSmada After licking 2 milkose and you see "welcome to ijebu igbo" instead of ilupeju that you are going
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Full time draw after Extra time, GG and over 3.5 Match Result: GRADUATED
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@ramb0__ So keke maruwa go first me enter Uk
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@thebiyitudors May we not be in a toxic relationship that will have part 2
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@adangxzi Wait it was not β€œif I any necessary?”
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If you get the chance to attend Mazi ibe's birthday party and you're served vodka,if you have sense you won't drink it
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@ThaboFranklin Igbo man: do you know how much I bought this shirt you want to slack?
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@CRawkeen Lmao please if we ever go on a date please chew and enjoy your bones dear. I insist. This life Don too hard pass make we no get enough calcium for body.
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@abbietayo 3 milkose for trick or treat no worth my destinyπŸ™
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@cheekay_ Fan wey inspire Davido and chris brown to sing β€œblow my mind”
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@layiwasabi Everytime they see you:
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@durolimm @darkieSZN You people have microwave in uni? Na only hot plate be the only electrical appliance wey I get😭
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@OlawuO This a a typical Nigerian testimony Talmbout "out of 14 passengers in the bus,I thank God I was the only one that survived"
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That time was good we just want to win pamilerin’s 10k give away,eat Dolapo’s shawarma,see Alex give us puns and let that caretaker Abi short lawyer sue parents after their children don break eggs😭😭
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@Elkrosmediahub A micra with yellow and wine color and pasuma picture on the windscreen will win them all idc
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@MobilePunch Collecting your allawee with 1 leg after the war
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When you over heard the waiter calling bottle water for 7,000 naira but you are already eating snail.
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@bizzleosikoya @Biisi96 A car escapes using petrol only to be charged by a generator using petrol? This plot don overtwist
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@CaptDanky "ASUU fail am" as per as per at 6 years old he suppose Don dey 300level for mechanical engineering if not for strike?
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@BubaSadat @_cheemio From eating the cake to EATING THE CAKE
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@Naija_PR My spirit in heaven reminiscing that I died because I was trying to finish my Amala before the fire caught up on me
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"Eric you have been evicted from #bbnaija2020 house" The food stuffs in the house:
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@UcheAguh Even $77,000 is a very big money in America so rest "Twitter for bureau the change"
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@Thewalterguy Lovina do you really care about her this country ?
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@aystickz My gaurdian angel begging me not to give her the 12th slap
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Guys accepting the pregnancy of a 2 minutes sex
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@DrTitiOye Nigerian parties: "Pick any lady here and........"
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@Naija_PR Lmao, normal normal them no dey go University for my family but I forced my self. Village people 1-0 Jendor
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@KhaySleek β€œShey nitori passport lo shey ji accent?”
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@desmond_ibude I feel people just read to reply abi she no understand the use of quotation marks
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@Nekie_neka @muzerane See as person make am just like that. Me i just watched jumong season 1-12 for nothing
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@layiwasabi Lmaoo honestly professors are better. All they do is just forget that you exist and ask for your name every market day. But you see those junior lecturers that use to to use mini laptop………. No worry yourself
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@timiPR olori ebi beating his meat to your stickers
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@Abiso_la Manchester United should sign this babe right awayπŸ™πŸΏ
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@n0manaz @orgasmdotng Nigerians must you owe salary? Na Governor seyi makjnde for handle this thing.....
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@whoisladii 11 years Wey I never sabi read clock.... mad ooo
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Even If Ajitu see 6 million euros e go play false 9😭😭
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@Dat_Nato Your sense of humor is electrifying πŸ₯Ά
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These guys will banter you in a very funny way. No be say dem wan savage😭😭😭
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@_MayorBaby First open that padlock
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β€œ 1 is too small,2 is too much”πŸ₯²
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@the_zukks You and your male friend after you've finished playing ludo
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@liveinpain__ Na like this I for fine if them no force me drink ogi from 3 months
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@chef_amakaa @LifeOfNapaul Me to my own visitors πŸ˜‚
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Inmate in the US : i am here because i shot a nun Inmate in mexico: i am here because i was caught with 70 kilo of coke Inmate in Nigeria: Na banger i wan tweet oo
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@Alex_Houseof308 She saw the chats from a phone that has this phone case
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@ajegs007 β€œI would have sworn with my life but it means nothing”
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@ukange_davidx Why tf would I have to see big propeller ass on a Sunday afternoon fgs
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@el_ruby02 The babe in heaven still waiting for the director to say β€œcut!!!”
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@its_hammadrabiu @UncleMohamz Na so I for dey enjoy now if my mama no marry for love
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@lady_Halee If na you close for office you no go go house?
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Dispatch rider at my gate at 12:15 am? I don't deserve this woman 😭
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Ronaldo's first penalty kick against Arsenal
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@mackdaddy_x Lol Mazi Ibe block you. You don pass boundary
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@zusiine @ronn_aa "Move to the UK "
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First win in February. Thank you Jesus.....
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Imagine sending Yinka Ayefele 30 million naira. His next album will be titled "Felicitation" and he'll mention all the names of the people that sent the money including Wema bank cashier
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@nastyjacki When your salary is 20k and she asked for 15k per night
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My gaurdian angel watching me cum less than 2 minutes after keeping me safe in 7 hrs inter state journey for knacks
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@snrmanOA 1 million naira hostel . Them go gimme C of O?
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If they use this shoe to give you digbe lasan,just forget it and go and buy new anus
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@OTUNBA_TIZ β€œif you want first class, go back to school, your mate is in my department.” *Me after we have all laughed*
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@SeniormanOA Me in heaven after getting shot because I didn’t quickly see the enemy because of too much garri we drank in camp
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The ground is for faithful men Yoruba Demons:
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@TheAjibolaGrey Aunty drop my high fashion shirt you too use your melodius dress fry dodo
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@samarhore The last time I met someone for obalende na my phone them theif
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I obeyed the clarion chukwura call abi wetin dem Dey call amπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
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@SeniormanOA *The girl enjoying her bread and egg sauce* "Tunde what do you want to do with sledge hammer?"
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The shot. Me as the cameraman
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@bavic9 shey make bad bitch trek come?
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@Mochievous "is this a safe space"
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@desmond_ibude "I like yam so much but I don't know how twenty two yams be inside keg you don loot many before" Easy😊
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