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29 || somewhere between unhinged and enlightened || I draw comics || occasionally spicy content

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Joined March 2012
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FREE THAILAND πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­
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Do not fucking pass me that bong I do not have Snapchat open yet
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Emotions: deeply bottled inside Titty: out
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*someone gets robbed at gunpoint* Campus police: *sends mass text* *Someone parks without a permit* Campus police:
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If u do not remember this scene then u are not a real Naruto fan πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜€πŸ’―
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Don't πŸ‘πŸ» claim πŸ‘πŸ» to πŸ‘πŸ» listen πŸ‘πŸ» to πŸ‘πŸ» country πŸ‘πŸ» music πŸ‘πŸ» if πŸ‘πŸ» you've πŸ‘πŸ» never πŸ‘πŸ» dated πŸ‘πŸ» your πŸ‘πŸ» cousin πŸ‘πŸ» or πŸ‘πŸ» your πŸ‘πŸ» tractor πŸ‘πŸ»
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Alexa, open me a four loko
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Interviewer: so do you have any applicable skills? Me: *takes dick out for harambe* Interviewer: *wipes tear away* you're hired
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@b0tster Turned out pretty okay despite the fact that I suck at color x3 very fun character to draw :3
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Do πŸ‘πŸ» not πŸ‘πŸ» celebrate πŸ‘πŸ» Halloween πŸ‘πŸ» unless πŸ‘πŸ» u πŸ‘πŸ» are πŸ‘πŸ» actually πŸ‘πŸ» dead πŸ‘πŸ»
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You, a heathen: we smokin penises Me, an intellectual: we smokin peniseau
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Why kylo ren lookin like he bout to drop Patrick off at the 21st annual bikini bottom fry cook games
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My future bae probably depressed crying in the shower right now lol luv u emo ass hoe
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"My man can do what he wants. I'm not the jealous type. I trust him"
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Fuckin hate when people drive like fuckin lasagna get off the road
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You: who would have Me, an intellectual: whomst'd've
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Me rn
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Mom: get up, are u depressed Me:
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Guys is this a demogorgon
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Do not talk to me if you do not know which superhero this is πŸ˜€βœ‹πŸ»πŸ’―
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I already fucked up 2019 gonna be my year I know it
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Who else remembers this episode πŸ˜©πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
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At subway: yeah lemme get a six inch no homo
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I'll show ur girl what a real mans longest yeah boi sound like
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I'm a fucking nice person you piece of shit
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His heelys? WACK His razor scooter? WACK The way he eats ass? WACK His breadsticks? WACK His tapout shirt? WACK Me? I'm tight af
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Anyone else get cute texts like this 😍
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Um excuse me but is that cocaine gluten free?
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Bro just go fucking talk to her your heelys look swag as fucc
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If she sends u meme pics, wife her
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"Sup girl"
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Just made some Asian cuisine, bone app the teeth
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Cop: sir are there any illegal drugs in this vehicle? Me: idk lol I literally just stole this car
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White girl: does this pumpkin spice latte make my uggs look fat? Me: what? White girl: you're*
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PSA:
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Relationship status: βšͺ️single βšͺ️taken πŸ”˜Snapchatting myself ripping the bong
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"You should exercise more" First of all,I walk with the Lord every day
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Who here tryna get smothered with love an affection no questions asked
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Daily schedule: β€’wake up β€’kill self
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Hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like
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*holding my newborn son* Me: He’s so beautiful Doctor: were gonna have to give him some shots Me: oh hell yeah pour that shit it’s his fuckin birthday
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Your baby is so cute does he know how to shut the fuck up in a public restaurant
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I do not sexually identify as a morning person
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Sup fam I hit 30k follows yesterday. Bc of that I'm giving away a free shirt before they go on sale. 1 fav = 1 entry 1 retweet = 1 entry
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Bro that Snapchat story of you hitting a bong was so fuckin dope and not basic at all
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I picked the worst year to sexually identify as a clown
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Awkward lol halloween was two weeks ago and your mcm still look like a clown
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If it's @google 18th birthday does that mean she legal? πŸ‘€πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ˜©
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Get you a man who can do both πŸ™ŒπŸ»
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She's not your girl unless she makes you feel like a fucking piece of shit every day
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You got me fucked up if you think I'm not tryna die everytime I wake up in the morning
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Sorry bro I only eat vegan ass
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Cop: excuse me sir ur car smells like weed Me: whoever smelt it, dealt it Cop: oh shit lmao Me: You’re under arrest
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Damn girl you look woke af what's your tumblr url
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*drunk texts self* Me: thanks for ruining my life you fuckin churro
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Bitch why tf your tiddy out I said we were gonna study
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Pls do NOT call yourself a millennial unless you own one of these
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Omfg 😩
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Me: *wakes up* Me: I'm triggered
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Fuck cocaine that shit is weak, I'm high on the holt spirit
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Do not fucking test me bro I will succ you off right here
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My future wife probably out there crying into her cup ramen lol love u depressed broke ass birch
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Roses are red, Violets are a genus,
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Do not fuck with me bro I will eat your entire ass
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The olympics has been incredible so many skilled athletes
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Moving to Colorado so I can finally grow crack legally
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Can't wait to carve a watermelon for Halloween 😍
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Cop: I saw u texting and driving Me: I'm sry officer I- Cop: what kinda memes u got on there
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His yeah boi? WACK My yeah boi? It's long af
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Me: my wrist feels kinda sore Web MD: oh you mean wrist cancer??
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Interesting fact about me I am back on my bullshit
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You ever smoke so much cantaloupe you start seeing breadsticks everywhere
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Just smoked weed for the first time about to cop some huf socks and touch my girls butt while eating some good vibes pizza
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Can the iPhone 7 call Harambe? No? Then I don't fucking want it
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Fall is here, you know what that means: -hot chocolateβ˜•οΈ -cuddlingπŸ’‘ -selling crystal methπŸ’Ž -wearing hoodies - eating pumpkin-spiced ass
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Wtf just found out you cannot log out of life
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Well tomorrows Monday so it's about that time I find a nice bridge to jump off of
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Found all these cool shells on the beach
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Serial killer: any last words? Me, preparing to fight: Alexa, play my Anime Opening playlist
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You think Jesus ever turned water into kush on the low
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Wtf bitch I asked for your memes not your nudes
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This is the shit that keeps me up at night
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A couple that meme's together stays together
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Nothing like a warm cup of four loko in the morning
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I relate to this so much
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Do πŸ‘πŸ» not πŸ‘πŸ» wear πŸ‘πŸ» Jesus πŸ‘πŸ» sandals πŸ‘πŸ» if πŸ‘πŸ» you πŸ‘πŸ» are πŸ‘πŸ» not πŸ‘πŸ» the πŸ‘πŸ» son πŸ‘πŸ» of πŸ‘πŸ» God
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What the fuck are y'all doin this morning I'm pouring vodka in my Frosted Flakes
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How the fuck do you have the sex
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Just snorted a line of Cinnamon Toast Crunch yep gonna be one of those fucking days
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Bro name three reasons why smoking cantaloupes is unhealthy you can't
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If you dont put cocaine in your Frosted Flakes is it really a good morning
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This is literally the worst cosplay I’ve ever seen
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Good morning
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Holy shit just realized I fucking suck
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You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about
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