Don't ππ» claim ππ» to ππ» listen ππ» to ππ» country ππ» music ππ» if ππ» you've ππ» never ππ» dated ππ» your ππ» cousin ππ» or ππ» your ππ» tractor ππ»
*holding my newborn son*
Me: Heβs so beautiful
Doctor: were gonna have to give him some shots
Me: oh hell yeah pour that shit itβs his fuckin birthday
Do ππ» not ππ» wear ππ» Jesus ππ» sandals ππ» if ππ» you ππ» are ππ» not ππ» the ππ» son ππ» of ππ» God