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Covering America's Team for Blogging the Boys | Host of @TWBPodcast214 | Sun Devil 🔱 | If I say something you think is stupid, just assume I'm being sarcastic

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David Howman
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Look at my WIFE 😍
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Sirianni is keeping Jalen Hurts in a game down 42-19 so he can rack up yards for his MVP case But Dak Prescott is the one who gets accused of stat padding 🤔🤔🤔
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Careful what you wish for
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The Eagles have now done something the Cowboys haven't done all year: lose two games in a row. Cry Eagles cry
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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The 49ers have had more drama than any other team this offseason.
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3 years
This is Michael Gallup's second child. Everyone knows his other son, Jalen Ramsey.
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Clarence Hill Jr
3 years
Cowboys WR Michael Gallup was not a practice today to attend the birth of his new baby.... Congrats to him and the mother Congrats to the baby for coming today and not next week this time #DallasCowboys
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David Howman
2 years
In the regular season, Josh Allen had 1 fewer interception than Dak Prescott and 9 more fumbles; also higher turnover worthy play rate. In the playoffs, Allen had 4 turnovers to Prescott's 2. Both went 1-1 in the playoffs. One is an MVP finalist. The other is "not good enough"
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Dov Kleiman
2 years
AP Awards: The finalists the 2022 MVP. #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes #Bengals QB Joe Burrow #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts #Bills QB Josh Allen #Vikings WR Justin Jefferson.
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@FOS @byajperez Roger Goodell be like
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David Howman
5 years
@cxcope I'm pretty sure Fahrenheit 451 is the definition of a hot literate take
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David Howman
5 years
Took me a while but I was able to put together this image of how Jamal Adams would look in a Cowboys uniform and I gotta say it's a good look
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Let's see if I've got this right. Josh Allen v Jets: 70.7% 236 yds 1 TD 3 INT 1 fumble lost Patrick Mahomes v Jets: 60% 203 yds 1 TD 2 INT Dak Prescott v Jets: 81.6% 255 yds 2 TD 0 INT Which one is the overrated turnover machine again?
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2 years
How good is the right side of the Cowboys OL? Tyler Biadasz, Zack Martin, and Terence Steele have yet to allow a sack on the year.
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Wait, so we're *not* going to talk about Patrick Mahomes having 3 TOs and losing to the terrible Broncos? So that's really only reserved for Dak Prescott huh?
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10 months
If the Cowboys and Eagles both win out the rest of the year, they'll be tied in - overall record - division record - conference record So the next tiebreaker would be strength of victory, which is the combined win % of teams you beat. Currently, Philly leads there, but...
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2 years
Dak Prescott the quarterback is awesome. Dak Prescott the human being is so much more.
@dallascowboys
Dallas Cowboys
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Be there for your neighbor. 🍊🌳 "...If I am not being genuine or transparent; and doing everything that I can for myself, I am hurting my neighbor..." - @dak #Ask4Help #DeepBlue | @pepsi | #DallasCowboys
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LeS*an McC*y seeing Hurts fall down to make things harder for his team so he can overcome it all and make his MVP case
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3 years
When they call cover 1 against CeeDee Lamb
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Josh Allen is what the haters thought Dak Prescott was
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Remember when people thought Dak was broken because he *only* threw for 238 yards and a TD against this Saints defense?
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3 years
Ngl Mike McCarthy and Ron Rivera going trading shots at each other in the press has brought back a certain level of spiciness to this rivalry that's been lacking for a long time
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@SheRatesDogs Same energy
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Dak Prescott completing 62.5% of his passes for 249 yards with three backup OL in the game - two of them making their first career start - is not even in the top 10 of reasons why the Cowboys lost today. Let's not do this
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Chris Halling
1 year
While he wasn’t necessarily the sole reason the #DallasCowboys lost, this is the kind of game that reminds me the Cowboys rarely win games because of Dak Prescott. Everything around him has to go great. You can’t only score 16 points against the Arizona Cardinals.
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David Howman
3 years
Sources tell me that the Cowboys OTA violation was for being "too mean" when Dan Quinn told Jaylon Smith he wasn't good enough to start.
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11 months
Context matters, but only if you're a certain type of quarterback
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3 years
@ben_rosen @realPOTUS2040 A new favorite meme
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2 years
Remember when people were saying Dak Prescott was garbage because he struggled in 2018 before the Amari Cooper trade? Those same people are now saying Aaron Rodgers needs better WRs in order to play well, and that the Packers aren't doing enough to support him. Hmmmmm
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2 years
The three most sacked QBs so far this year are Carson Wentz, Joe Burrow, and Daniel Jones. Two of those guys have played the Cowboys already. One plays the Cowboys this week.
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Mike McCarthy has figured out how to work the Jones Boys
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Eagles fans talking a lot about Dak Prescott only having 170 yards vs Colts but he's still ahead of Jalen Hurts in EPA/play
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3 years
"JC Jackson is better than Trevon Diggs because he's actually a lockdown corner, whereas Diggs gets beat deep all the time."
@ByMarkDaniels
Mark Daniels
3 years
Stefon Diggs just burnt JC Jackson for 45 yards. That wasn't close.
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David Howman
2 years
I've defended Kellen Moore quite often over the years but this was probably his worst game as a playcaller. Dan Quinn and John Fassel also turned in uncharacteristically bad performances too.
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David Howman
4 years
Dan Campbell reaching out to Matthew Stafford, who's already one foot out the door, just to get his take on the state of the franchise is the type of thing that endears this coach to his players. It's why he's going to get buy in from his guys sooner rather than later.
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@nocontextcfb Forever and ever
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3 years
JAYLON SMITH FROM THE TOP ROPE
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"I don't get too high when we play a really good game." Brought to you by the same coach who cussed out Colts fans following a win and said "How bout them Eagles" after beating the Cowboys with a backup quarterback. Nick Sirianni is the biggest chump in football.
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Jori Epstein
2 years
Eagles HC Nick Sirianni said they'll take loss to Saints "one day at a time." "I don’t get too high when we play a really good game. I don’t get too low when we play a really bad game. We played a really bad game today, offensively."
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3 years
I was told Mike McCarthy was the root of the Packers' problems with Aaron Rodgers....
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Dean Blandino admitting that Micah Parsons was held here and that the officials just straight up missed the call
@The33rdTeamFB
The 33rd Team
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It should've been a penalty We agree 💯
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It's not a setback. And it's not a reason to worry. But Cooper Rush received an x-ray and early results confirm he's got that dawg in him
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Dak Prescott watching this Eagles defense like
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3 years
When you're 6-1, just had your interview interrupted by a HOF QB walking by, and find out your messy ex is having a full blown meltdown online:
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David Howman
6 years
I'm not saying Bob Wylie is the best coach in the NFL, I'm just saying no other coach is better than him
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David Howman
5 years
Scandrick: they don't care about winning anymore now that they have a ring Eagles players: who cares what he says, we've got a ring!
@ZackBlatt
Zack Rosenblatt
5 years
Overheard in #Eagles locker room on Orlando Scandrick’s comments: “Sounds like someone who got no rings.”
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@ChadUcf @SharpFootball Good point. Which teams have Barry Sanders as their running back right now?
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2 years
Who would've guessed that the trio of Johnathan Hankins, Leighton Vander Esch, and Anthony Brown were the ones holding this defense together? Can't stop a nose bleed without em
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7 years
Derek Fisher just won a World Series game (?)
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David Howman
2 years
The Rangers beating the Yankees in the game where Aaron Judge hit number 62 is the baseball equivalent of the Cowboys beating the Giants in the game where OBJ made that one handed catch.
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David Howman
5 years
Wentz is 4-9 all time in games where he throws for 300 or more yards. Dak is 5-0 all time in games with 300 or more yards.
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mark sheridan
5 years
@KingCorey483 @_DH44_ @BlakeGriffinSzn Just ask your self when has dak show us that he can win with him just passing majority of the time dont worry I'll wait but guess what Wentz have and I'm a die hart cowboys fan but we have to be clear
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Fun fact: when the Cowboys run the ball on 3rd/4th and short, it's resulted in a first down or touchdown 100% of the time so far
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Dak doing squats already is big "MJ playing basketball at UNC right after surgery" vibes and I love it
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David Howman
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I just want someone who will hold me like Richard Sherman holds receivers #SEAvsATL
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David Howman
4 years
GARRETT GOAT GILBERT
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David Howman
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Putting the Giants ahead of the Cowboys is a curious decision. If only there were some way to know which team was better. Perhaps if they played each other head to head? Alas, the world may never know.
@espn
ESPN
2 years
The Jets crack the top 10 in our latest Power Rankings 💥 Full 1-32:
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@loganstephens24 @minakimes Every week I'm convinced the refs don't know the rules
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Darius Slay is seeking a trade while the Eagles are facing a likely reality of losing James Bradberry, CJ Gardner Johnson, and Javon Hargrave in free agency. And they're breaking in a new DC, as well as an OC on the other side. Regression is coming
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David Howman
3 years
Ryan Pace died for this
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@renfamous I like that they felt the need to inform us that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a male
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@lynziekate Girl you can't be just tweeting this out, nearly gave me a heart attack 😅
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Dak Prescott, throwing in the rain, completed 54.2% of his passes. But he had 4 receiver drops, highest of anyone in Week 1 (pending MNF). Also, important note: no interceptions and no turnover worthy plays.
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@PFF He said
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I remain unable to fathom how any defensive coordinator could ever think blitzing Dak Prescott is a good idea
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PFF
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Dak Prescott vs the Blitz: 🎯 12 TDs (1st) 🎯 650 yards (2nd) 🎯 51 completions (2nd)
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Lamar getting 1st team over Dak is probably a good indication of how the MVP vote will go So, likely no MVP for the quarterback who put up the best numbers all year, but a close second is at least something
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@benbbaldwin This is like in high school when you're taking a test you didn't study for and the first question is super easy so you get over confident and then just light the rest of the test on fire
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David Howman
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@916cowboys @JoeyIckes From another angle
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BREAKING: Deuce Vaughn has been named the 2023 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year
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Dak leads the league in QBR and is 2nd in efficiency but can't get a mention here
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
5 years
MVP candidates: Russell Wilson, Patrick Mahomes, Deshaun Watson, Aaron Rodgers, Christian McCaffrey.
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@spurtmagoo When the video buffers right before the good part
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@SharpFootball WR coach 1: DeVonta will bite your face off *Dan Campbell has entered the chat*
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Odd Facts About History: 18 years ago today, Bill Clinton was impeached. Today, Hillary Clinton officially loses the #ElectoralCollege vote
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- Anthony Barr - Malik Jefferson - Mackensie Alexander - Trayvon Mullen - and now Xavier Rhodes So many defenders Dallas has added this year with either direct or tangential connections to George Edwards. Likely speaks volumes about who they trust to replace Dan Quinn.
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@Squatchman05 @CollinsworthPFF Now here's a guy who's fun at parties
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Micah Parsons up at the top of the leaderboard and Nick Bosa is.... barely even on the board 🤔🤔🤔
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4 years
Live look at the NFC East
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@theSkeetskeet @MySportsUpdate What a weird way of telling us where you were on January 6
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La'el Collins has played like a borderline top 10 RT the last 3 years* and has just a $10M AAV (28th among tackles). If you can't trade that player, it's because you suck out loud at your job.
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Calvin Watkins
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Source said it's doubtful Cowboys can trade La'el Collins and a release is probable. Let's see what happens.
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@EmmanuelAcho Acho's wife reading this like
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Ran the numbers this morning and it turns out that a 14 point win is, in fact, a good thing. Crazy.
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And yet he didn't even make either PFF All Pro team 🤔🤔🤔
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PFF
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Dak Prescott this season 😱
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Bob Ross being a draw play is beautiful lmao
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@ProFootballTalk You got dunked on, Florio. Take the L and move on
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Both Tony Romo and Dak Prescott are in the top 15 QBs let down by their supporting cast the most. Interesting
@TheAthletic
The Athletic
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Pair a great QB with a consistently strong defense/special teams and that team will win Super Bowls, plural. Inconsistent defense/special teams? Highly unlikely. Which QB's have been betrayed most by the other sides of the ball? @SandoNFL weighs in:
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David Howman
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I could drop a baby out of a plane 10,000 miles up in the air and I'd have full confidence that Amari Cooper would catch it right on the sideline
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Look what happens the second you put Jimmy Johnson in the Ring of Honor
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The Cowboys recorded 28 pressures yesterday against the Jaguars. That's the most they've had since Week 5 vs the Rams. PSA for those who are acting like there was no pass rush yesterday
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@MicahhParsons11 Micah legit said
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Kyle Shanahan is 0-37 when trailing by 8+ in the 4th quarter But tell me more about how the Cowboys are the soft frontrunners
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Wow. According to TruMedia Micah Parsons ranks 5th among all defenders in pressure rate through 4 games. Ahead of Clowney, Danielle Hunter, Von Miller, both Watts, Khalil Mack, and Chandler Jones.
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David Howman
2 years
A stronger Neville Gallimore would do wonders for this defensive line. He has legitimate 3 down potential in this league, something Dallas has lacked for a long, long time.
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Jane Slater
2 years
DT Neville Gallimore told me he put on 16 pounds of muscle while maintaining his mobility. He wants people to pop in the tape this season and “see a dog” think Grady Jarrett. Rather be underrated but respected. Focusing on his eyes, pass rush and improvement in run game
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Olivia Munn did nothing wrong
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I thought the Cowboys might target Markquese Bell with their 6th rounder but they get him as an UDFA. Highly athletic, versatile safety with tons of upside
@FAMU_FB
Florida A&M Football 🏈
2 years
🚨 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗗 🚨 Markquese Bell ( @MarkqueseB ) has signed with the @dallascowboys ! #FAMU | #Rattlers | #LeaveNoDoubt | #NFL
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@TraditionSeeker @TradfiSchizo I thought it was Ezra Miller ngl
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@Sbouzianis13 @SharpFootball Yeah he's definitely worse than the murderers and rapists the NFL has had and continues to have
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David Howman
2 years
Do you ever cut or trade away good players for cap space? Efficiency analysts call it "quiet tanking" and this millennial trend is devastating the Dallas Cowboys.
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David Howman
3 years
I have no idea how the Cowboys/Chiefs game will turn out but this is easily the best chance we've had in a while to get another 2013 Cowboys/Broncos type shootout and I honestly hope we do
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David Howman
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The strength of victory for both teams is subject to change, based on what other teams do. In short, the Cowboys should be rooting for these teams to win: - Lions (except vs DAL) - Jets - Seahawks - Panthers - Chargers
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David Howman
3 years
So many Cowboys defenders played great but we shouldn't overlook how much of an impact Brent Urban had in the game last night. There was a reason those Philly RBs only had 3 total carries all game.
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David Howman
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The Cowboys draw Shawn Smith's officiating crew for the Jaguars game. In Smith's 5 years as a referee, he's only called one Cowboys game thus far. That was earlier this year, a home win over the Commanders, where Dallas was penalized just 4 times to WAS's 11.
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