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@_AlexanderMiles

11 months

And if you enjoyed THAT... there's a tonne more l've been beavering away at over on YouTube 😬

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@SW_Moment @EwaSR Padmé Amidala’s crotch expelling 14,432 newtons of force (energy can’t be destroyed, only transformed, etc.)

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@queasy_f_bby The one and only time I’ve ever Wikipedia-d Grimes, and of course.

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@HasAhmed_ “Iconic”

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@5goalthriller I guess that’s why they call it the bruise.

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@tonymc39 @MikeStuchbery_ Wish me luck lads 👀

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@granitetide Intriguing

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@SpiritofHo

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@shirlpuzz When they wheel Mr Bronson in to obliterate her with his death stare 😮‍💨🔥

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@calebgamman Let’s turn that triangle upside dowangle.

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@obscureverses You’re one Christopher Reeve cameo away from Marlon Brando appearing above your fireplace.

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@alixbugbug When your mate says cut and you can stop being the ABSOLUTE GUV’NOR of the nightmare you created

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@weirddalle Kicked so hard he reversed the flow of traffic in the background 🫢

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@Reevellp @peterjukes

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@DarkEden21 WOOP-WOOP, THAT’S THE SOUND OF BRA POLICE

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@PhantoMantis AMEN

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@benshapiro Kathleen Kennedy. Not the convicted sex offender. Ok.

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@Douggernaut_2 [Kenneth Branagh flipping back out of the water] TENET, MOTHER *FUCKERS*

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@mccrabb_will I love it, but I always wish he’d walked into the mirror as his reflection walked out, and they’d given each other a little nod.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@Josefuumii @abeillebeau You’ve not been talking to the cops have you mate?

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3 months

@MartinSLewis Liz Truss isn’t the problem. She’s got the shelf life of week-old milk and would self combust within another 30 days or whatever. Boris Johnson, on the other hand, people like enough to enable real, ongoing damage.

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@GregWildSmith @greendoondoon Puh-oh-ee-bee? Great advice Greg, I’ll be pronouncing it puh-hon-etically from now on.

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@Johntheduncan 1. Racist banjo player leaves 2. Makes them marginally more palatable 3. Now I hate them more 4. Which I enjoy Verdict: hung jury.

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@wife_geist Barney-Gumble-Hook-It-Into-My-Veins.gif

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11 months

@strangeharbors Who would have thought that being able to stuff longer videos with more adverts would lead to bloat and the tedium of entirely spurious nitpicks. I swear they’ve trained their viewers to have a Pavlovian response to that ding sound.

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7 months

@GoldingBF Charles Dickens didn’t look like this either. But like Sir Isaac Newton, he wasn’t oppressed, so cry harder.

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@ecto_fun @dennisbhooper You’ve got cinematographer Douglas Slocombe to thank for that. He shot a load of the old Ealing Comedies in black and white back in the 1940s & 50s, films like the Lavender Hill Mob, etc. Dude was almost 70 when he shot this and brought every last drop of his magic with him.

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@ybees3 Fucking hell. It’s like Facebook finally escaped the screen and found its voice in the real world. The wealth of information available to them and this is the conclusion they came to? Jfc 🤦‍♂️🤢

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@seanbeegee Drunk as you like, raiding Mum’s Christmas fridge, found some fancy parma ham, so — 2am — I’m sat on the kitchen floor eating it like an animal. Was a bit thick and chewy for Parma ham, turned out to be just regular, raw bacon. Can confirm; did not die.

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@RollingStone *ahem*

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6 months

@eventualforever Just in case Mike White’s crawling this thread for White Lotus Season 4

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@strangeharbors 🛎️ DING 🛎️ oMg ThE LoGiSTiCs Of A uNiVeRsAL LoGo So BiG iT’s ViSiBLe FrOm SpAcE iS VaLiD cRiTiCiSm 🛎️ DING 🛎️

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5 months

@fesshole The bots are not alright

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3 months

@jondelarroz This says everything about you, and nothing about Star Trek.

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@tonymc39 @MikeStuchbery_ NOOOOOO

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@JohnDiLillo “Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.”

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@squireknottyash @martin_compston @jed_mercurio @Vicky_McClure Together at last

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@JezCorden I get angry even thinking about it

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@BrandyLJensen Fellas, don’t think we can’t use this to our advantage 🥷👀

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@mccrabb_will I mean, that’s some first rate Roger Corman movie magic/problem solving right there. Love it.

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@drdavidbull As a member of the general public, do striking junior doctors still have your sympathy?

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@ianbremmer Do Hamas possess the capability to destroy a hospital sized building with a single rocket Ian?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I enjoy these Rhesus pieces.

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4 years

@emrazz Such a tell when someone thinks equality means being treated equally badly. “But, but, but... then they’ll treat US like shit!!” So you’re *aware* you’re danger, but you still do it. Oof.

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@scampi1909 Has anyone tried checking in shaded areas yet?

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@james_j_bailey DOES THIS take into account for tectonic shift? Also: the earth’s orbit around the sun. (*And* our galaxy flying through an expanding universe).

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@poppy_cooks Dignitas on a plate.

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3 years

@lknffc @tonymc39 @MikeStuchbery_ Blocked me?? She needs to get my address first so I can get my signed copy of her near-legendary tweet. I’ve got my framer on standby ffs.

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10 months

The closest Spielberg came to full cocaine rollercoaster gets the full, unhinged, Alfred Hiphop treatment. Hold on to your potatoes. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM 💀🔥

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@strangeharbors Social media feels like one giant high school where everyone’s in the same class, a fresh intake of first-years join every year, and no-one ever graduates 🤦‍♂️😑

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@mfa_russia Well this aged well.

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@bmay My God I would pay *actual cash money* to have her explain precisely which media she’s referring to.

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@Muqadaam That shadow under his nose, OOF.

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4 months

@Luiseach Did you spot the Christmas decorations in the background? 🫢

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2 years

@Lenniesaurus The Venn diagram of people who expect to hear and read English in foreign countries, but throw a tantrum whenever there’s a helpful local sign written in Bangla is a perfect fuckin’ circle.

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@FilmUpdates Any word on how Mann will explain a young Neil McCauley having an Italian accent? “Don't let-a yourself get-a attached to anything-a you are not-a willing to a-walk-a out on in 30 seconds a-flat if you feel-a the heat-a around-a the corner, OH!”

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@dandouglas WHAT IF YOU RAN THE COLD WATER TAP AND ATE SOME COUNCIL BEANS INSTEAD DAN

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@fesshole Rick Dickhard

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3 years

@EliotKate @Mariebe10098426 @GBNEWS Hi Kate! Long time fan. Could you print this off and autograph it for me please? Would love to get it signed!!

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3 years

@RussInCheshire Mark my words: It’ll be an additionally-cursed Murder On The Orient Express jobbie. They all did it.

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3 years

@tonymc39 @MikeStuchbery_ My dreams, literally in tatters

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3 years

@fesshole I’m sorry you know what Michael Jackson sounds like when he orgasms. Hope you got that settlement money before he died.

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@PoorOldRoloTony $1.2 billion (bookmark this tweet)

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@RonFilipkowski Literally only picked electrocution because he slurred it so badly the first time he needed to say it three more times to cover his ass.

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@bywirenews @lewis_goodall I mean, *technically* Galloway did beat Labour to 3rd place…. 👀

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@tallltim @GregWildSmith @greendoondoon Which is great, if English is a first language, and you learnt that growing up. Mistaking “taking something you already learned” with “easy” is OP’s entire point.

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@mccrabb_will There are a couple of these in Casino. IIRC there’s one on De Nero looking out over the Casino floor, and another on Sharon Stone, I think in the bank vault? Big fan of Schoonmaker and Scorsese not being precious about it.

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@brokenbottleboy

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@cmckendry @garius “In this scene, millions of dollars are being spunked, but it’s not enough; James Corden still has a career, and Hollywood still trusts Tom Hooper because he directed one film they’re still nostalgic for 10 years ago. Their hatred for both themselves, and you, is palpable”.

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@LondongirlSJ Right wing government ✅ Right wing press ✅ Authoritarian police force ✅ Got Brexit Done ✅ You won, and this is what it looks like. Cope harder.

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@I_amMukhtar Love that he’s basically saying *he* should leave and move to an even more racist island somewhere.

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@Ciara87C

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3 years

@JimMFelton I’ll never understand why apologies don’t have to be given as much prominence as the article they’re apologising for. Someone explain to me why this is naive, but surely more front page apologies would rein in tabloids more cavalier tendencies?

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@somebadideas When he forgets his on-camera auteur voice for a split second and pronounces it “CONVENSHUNUL FERTY-FOIVE MIWL” like he’s a Harry Enfield character 😅😱

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@AndrewMarr9 “…of unimpeachable integrity and absolute impartiality.” 🥴 Serious question: Have you been hacked?

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@fascinatorfun @eyejosh

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@paynushurts What about when you fucked it?

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@Srirachachau I imagine this is like when chefs smash back a Five Guys after 18 hours of Michelin starred cooking.

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@wasphyxiation Apple are a lot safer than they used to be, which is a shame. The edges have been smoothed off, but then they’re a $3tn company. Corporate governance is king. That said, not sure about this take. SJ’s office at Infinite Loop wasn’t much better.

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@ianbremmer

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@brokenbottleboy Christ I could feel myself getting stupider the longer that went on. I’m not sure how you do this day in day out 😟

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Completely spot on & utterly depressing: Andrew’s been excised from the Royal Family to keep its assets safe from seizure, and for no other reason 🤢🤮

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Free school meals was costed at half this, and the government said we couldn't afford them - h/t @SheRa_Marley

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New royal yacht named after Prince Philip to be 'commissioned within weeks', costing as much as £200m

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"Arranging a meet with the make-believe Kaplan, Eve mires Roger deeper in the nightmare he's trapped in." Guess who got bored again. Alfred Hiphop Prazents... NORTH BY NORTHWEST 😱

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@MTGrepp He doesn’t have kids. They’re paid actors.

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@JimMFelton Bullingdon Club exceptionalism. HE survived it, with only his wealth and privilege to protect him, so SURELY everyone else can.

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@capybaroness Incorrect. I can’t possibly be expected to empathise with anything I’m not explicitly shown. Also, how can I form a judgement regarding Mr Nolan’s own empathy unless a 25 minute sequence of exploding Hibakusha plays over a choral version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow?

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@scottEmovienerd It bugs the shit out of me that every single piece of IP starts life as a fragile original idea, that needs investing in and nurturing, and he just can’t see it. An exec who exploits everything and creates nothing.

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@AaronWardEsq @HasAhmed_ The vegas dome lost $100 million in its first quarter, so no, the advertising very much does not pay for the pretty and neat stuff.

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@Montague_Tigg Called it

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@Cas72473894 @HasAhmed_ omg a TERF with 75 followers is going to save London MY HERO ❤️😱

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@AyoCaesar Paying rent.

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@fesshole You’re liking her effort, and the fact she’s getting herself out there with something she enjoys. There you go. Like away; your conscience is clear & everyones a winner 💁‍♂️

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@Lenniesaurus The last thing that person had to give - that they could bear to put into the world before they made their way to the exit - was their voice, and you’re meeting it with love and compassion. If that’s not humanity at it’s best, most brilliant self, I don’t know what is 🙌❤️

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@MarissaExdeath @The_sigma_fem I beg you to learn something today. Please.

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@cmatbaby WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SUPPORT ME *coughs* ER, I MEAN SINEAD WHILE WE WERE STILL ALIVE.

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@Alansneverright @alexandrakuri I mean, apart from he sought out Kim Leadbeater and was pivotal in her rejoining the Labour Party after she left under (and because of) Corbyn, right?

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