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🏝️ i think i could get used to this
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@notcapnamerica the judge’s reaction has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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David and Yolanda when they finally ditch their imaginary fiancés and find each other #90DayFiance
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There’s a certain type of person that’s very angry and triggered by the new season of #TrueDetective #TrueDetectiveNightCountry and will never admit that it was a pretty good season and great finale. It’s pretty obvious they hate the show because it has female leads/showrunner
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@davenewworld_2 bald guy-“get out of my face!” also bald guy:
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@notcapnamerica The guy taking the video posted it completely oblivious to how this makes him look 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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THE TRUE DETECTIVE NIGHT COUNTRY FINALE!!!! Just…WOW!
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Probably the most disturbing thing on all of #TigerKing
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TLC vetting the cast for #90dayfiance
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@metroadlib the off duty proud boys are fighting the on duty proud boys?
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The face you make when you realize Joe Exotic was right about Carole the whole time #TigerKingNetflix #TigerKing
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Was Al Pacino the best choice for presenting the biggest award of the night? that was wild 😂 #Oscars
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It’s a competition between Ed and Lisa on who can be the biggest example of the “ugly american “ overseas....GO! #90DayFiance
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@notcapnamerica he kept saying “get out of my face” and then doing this 😂
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Costco employees when Ed shows up for his weekly supply of hair mayonaise #90DayFiance
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@notcapnamerica Crazy thing is Kangaroos do this as a strategy…lure dogs into the middle of water and then try to drown them. The closest i’ll get to Australia is Outback Steakhouse
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Stephanie has “cried” like ten times already and not a single tear #90DayFiance
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this Clay Higgins guy from Louisiana on CNN right now is DUMB
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@notcapnamerica Mike Pence on stage trying to debate a woman
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people are trying to end Will Smith’s career for the slap when i just saw a commercial for a Mel fucking Gibson movie. Priorities seem a bit off…
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@MidwinCharles she’s working hard for those “tears”
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@RapSheet let’s hear the audio...it definitely exists
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@RepAdamSchiff RUN FOR PRESIDENT ADAM!!!
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ummm….did i just feel an earthquake in Maryland?
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she had him more hypnotized than Mitch McConnell at a press conference
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Connor was ready to risk it all
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When you’ve been waiting all week for #90DayFiance to take your mind off of the chaos...and they start with Lisa talking blowjobs
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@notcapnamerica is that drunk Marjorie Taylor Green trying to break in? Treating her neighbor’s apartment like the capitol on Jan 6 😂
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it doesn’t get any more cringeworthy than David proposing to Lana #90DayFiance
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Yesterday I finished a long day at work and get to my car and this is waiting for me. I guess it’s just part of being ✡️ in 2023.
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@SixBrownChicks me when i get to work and see this sign
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@EbonyJHilton_MD the fatigue 😩
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Geoffrey and Varya are both so crazy. I’d hate to be their neighbor ...probably getting into crazy ass fights all the time #90DayFiance
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@SarahKSilverman @IlhanMN @CoriBush @RashidaTlaib @AOC @AyannaPressley Sarah so bad wants to be their token “good type” of Jew
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@davenewworld_2 this Q shit is legit a cult
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@notcapnamerica i think it’s Future’s fans that are jealous Russell is a better father than Future is
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@georgegalloway @JewishChron @MrONeillsMrs George Galloway calling out anti Semites
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@IfNotNowOrg No we’re not. I’d prefer Tel Aviv not be bombed.
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@NotoriousNichie @geminibarboza twitter needs to bring back the myspace top-8
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@rhymeswith69 @reybendita @anapre95 this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time. i’m crying laughing when i should be asleep
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especially awkward when you find out they used to be married
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Dana Bash tried her mealy mouthed weak both sides bullshit and John King shifted her wig
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@nda_tawa @DarthVenn me coming out to see what’s making that noise and then see a ten foot tall robocop walking by
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I feel like Geoffrey is going to be on the first crossover episode of #90DayFiance and The First 48
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@StoolGreenie Brad the whole time
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@lovinmygirls218 i was waiting for someone to stand up and hit them with the
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@notcapnamerica There’s a reason the middle child is always the best! We learn to figure things out!
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@IfNotNowOrg just be honest...you would be celebrating if it happened. that chant wasn’t made in error. deleting the tweet doesn’t get rid of the chant.
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@S_MeyersonKnox @jvplive wait...this isn’t satire?!
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@IfNotNowOrg actual terrorists on this list. not surprising from the group that promoted a video with “bomb tel aviv” chants
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@WickedReina617 @notcapnamerica she was really trying to dunk on ppl about masks while her dad was literally dying right next to her?! make it make sense! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Every time i wanna be critical of the current generation and their style i just think about how i looked when i was 17 🥴
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you can tell they’ve got SO many inside jokes
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anyone in maryland just hear/feel what may have been an earthquake?!
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@PeterBeinart this is what BDS is all about Peter. You’ve encouraged this type of behavior and now it’s truly gone viral. the toothpaste is out of the tube…
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@ThatEricAlper angrily peering through the blinds any time i hear a noise outside
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@weijia @FLOTUS shouldn’t normalize anything they do
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@DoYouEvenLif It was a while ago…but it was truly ☮️
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@SixBrownChicks that one brother when he finds out he is NOT the father
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@chatham58 @atrupar he really wants to fire Fauci, doesnt he?
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the kids trying to sleep when it’s still sunny outside (seriously though they need rehab and someone else needs to watch the kids)
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Q6. After we fought in our fave bar, hubby & I realized we had a problem with alcohol. We agreed to only drink together, at home and after the kids have gone to bed. Their bedtime used to be 9, now it’s 4:30 so we can drink. Kids are angry & disrespectful. Advice. #SBCCHAT
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Lisa is the type of woman who goes viral using the n-word in a walmart fight video...she is terrible. #90DayFiance
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if one of my tweets got read that would as close to fame as i’ll ever get #90DayFiance 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
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@EbonyJHilton_MD @CDCgov they really said “we’re gonna use the honor system” after all of the nonsense we’d seen the previous year 🙃🙃🙃
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Is the death penalty on the table? I hope so. Also, something needs to be done about those that helped try to cover it up.
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🚨 BREAKING: Gregory and Travis McMichael have been arrested for death of #AhmaudArbery . Both charged with murder and aggravated assault. Full GBI release below:
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I just love #90DayFiance twitter
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#Hamilton still stuck in my head
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@DougKyed @PFF gets cut in a year or two and back to New England
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fuck the queen
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Who the hell is this white lady that went on TV and called Meghan Markle trailer trash?
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@darrenrovell your reading comprehension blows
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a simple compliment can really make someone’s day
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we’re closing in on #90DayFiance time...get some wine and a jar of your favorite mayo ready!
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@ThatEricAlper the height men often lie and say they are
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@Thomas_Carrieri Just by not playing in the field Ortiz was more valuable defensively than Jeter
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@notcapnamerica Her son is every other parent’s worst fear…and the way she is so non-chalant 😡 “ohhh it’s just jokes…everyone jokes like that.” GTFOH
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@ranaethevirgo @notcapnamerica even worse…apparently it was her sibling! 😳
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David, how do you feel about Yolanda? #90DayFiance
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@Maiiea @JamesPMorrison lol when he wakes up in about half an hour he’ll go on a tweet storm
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Birthday boy 🥳
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This dinner I had in Grand Cayman was one of the best meals of my life. I NEED to go back 😩🙏🏼
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@ClaireRedacted linda sarsour when he said brooklyn is the te aviv of america
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all those super spreader trump rallies
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Midwest — you in danger, girl 🦠
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Who else watched the #TinderSwindler ?! I just finished and I wanna discuss 😁 Also…anyone out there that can lend me some money? I can’t do much right now because my enemies are after me ….
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@OneOfDaBarbz @notcapnamerica this is some of the weirdest, most fucked up shit i’ve read 😦
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@theferocity looking through these replies…it seems like a lot of people did Not See the point you were making 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️
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@notcapnamerica @brianschatz Shaun’s whole timeline is him retweeting people that are saying Trump is to the left of Biden and Hillary (guess they still havent gotten over that one?).....so he’s taking it well 🤣
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@DougKyed This is relevant again
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who’s gonna tell her?
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Q6. I’ve been dating this man for 3 years. I still must call before I come over. He has a key to my house but I can’t have a key to his house. Him: “I believe in boundaries. When you earn a key, you’ll get one. 🔑” I’m not allowed to sleep over. Thoughts? #SBCCHAT
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this sounds like it is straight out of a @SixBrownChicks tweet
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A Maryland couple has found themselves in a custody battle with their son’s biological father after one of the women became pregnant via artificial insemination.
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there is a chef on #TopChef that lost his sense of taste from covid…but no one else knows it! i LOSE it every time another chef has him taste their food and he’s like
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@liveloveblu i think mostly because they peaked in high school
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@crissles @joyadjacent until they turn 6 and ask you “why do you have a grinch body?!” which although true is quite hurtful. i mean…or so i’ve heard…
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i guess this is what it meant for all those times autocorrect changed it to “Duck you!”
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Duck is hard AF 😂 🦆
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@SixBrownChicks Q5. She was just speaking in tongues 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Me before and after quarantine
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Even if Biden wins, I think about the over 60 million racists that voted for Trump. Not all of them are the loud proud M A G A morons...they’re the people that will smile and be polite to you and obscure their hatred. scary.
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@notcapnamerica cocaine + covid is a hell of a drug
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