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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
I’m mad late, this Wizkid album is exceptional.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
5 years
Kicked ball against that nas guy at uni. He’s so neeky and he got me sent off. I hope no one steps forward for this bum
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
BEDFORD PROMS IN PARK HAS DIZZEE RASCAL, WILEY AND KURUPT FM. BETTER THAN WIRELESS LINEUP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
11 months
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@kyrapatterson26
Vybz Kytel
11 months
This is what I get for mentioning @Filthy_Fellas in my Hinge profile
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Put my yard on madrid winning tonight
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
Does it have to be everyday man
@ZezeMillz
Zeze Millz
1 year
The reasons as to why a Black Woman dates outside of her race is totally different as to why black men date outside their race. The two can not be compared. The sooner you guys get that the sooner you’ll stop with “but it’s ok when you do it” debates.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
@Filthy_Fellas I’m in tears
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
@PremLeaguePanel @_fabinhotavares @GWijnaldum Which midfielder should we sign aswell as lavia if we get 2
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
😭i can relate http://t.co/ZKr2CSL9j1
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Pogba in changing room after that monstrosity
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
If ebola was a street in Bedford, it would be Midland Road.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Fam you don’t need a uefa a license to know that kovacic havertz and mount is not gonna work against a disciplined Leicester set up. What is he doing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
@Filthy_Fellas 5pm next wednesday
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
5 years
Inject her pain into my major artery rn
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
The pass from havertz? Football Twitter is in the bin man
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GOAL
4 years
The pass from Havertz 😍 And how has Gnabry finished from there?! 😮
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
Mandem, if your whine is declined, take the L and move on.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
I’m fed up of this meedi club having the waviest kits.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
He's not my best friend or nuffin, but don't send for him now when a lot of you had his cocky in your face for time. Base.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
5 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look at this sauceless midget. Nearly losing his jawn already. Karma is a beautiful thing.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
I’m getting the cones out man, I can play league 2 at least if homeboy is getting a move like this
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
Real Madrid will insist for Kai Havertz in the next days — no issues on personal terms as player would be keen on the move. 🚨⚪️ #RealMadrid Chelsea are open to selling Havertz as reported two days ago, waiting also for more clubs to join the race. Real are player’s priority.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 months
Anyone selling Rnb & Slow Jams tickets 11th Feb, dm me
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Salah and mane coming back to us in a rizzla
@F1avs
🇨🇩🇸🇱
3 years
In the first 40 seconds of #AFCON2022 😂😂😂
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Dark mornings top 3 worst things in life. Have man thinking it’s 2am but I gotta be up in 1 minute.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
7 years
RIP to any values that were once in the game we all love
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
7 years
WATCH: Sky sources: Neymar agrees 5-year-deal at PSG worth £450m, earning £515,000-a-week after tax. More on SSN.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
My family der💸😫 http://t.co/gDjhYuynbk
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
Lemme just unfollow these hoes real quick💃
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
Alexa play meekz can’t stop won’t stop. The run is impeccable.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Shock grealish assisting 10 minutes into a start
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Gyal are so wicked. Jesu protect me from this evil.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Fit ndombele got pogba looking Reo Coker ish
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
Me next year when i do my AS resits http://t.co/wRvcgT9jkg
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
My mood can change any minute like jamies insta
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
You see if it gets to 8 and them ‘I’d 8-2 be you’ jokes start to run.. I’m gonna cut off my hands and feet
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Pogba saw Thiago roll the ball on his studs and called for the physio. I hear him.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
7 months
Anyone selling RNB slow jams tickets 11/02 dm me please
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
😂😂😂😂 he’s in his own category man, stop the foolishness
@lfcgdon
GDon
1 year
First 2 mins of my Gerrard 05/06 comp
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Mandem we gotta do better. Some of the statistics I’m seeing are foul.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
19 days
First and probably last of the season 🍟
@Carlos_1982
Carl A
19 days
Mistake at the back and @CranfieldUnited capitalise and make it 4-1 @NonLeagueCrowd @SpartanSMFL
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
E&J need to sponsor David luiz cos he’s yacked every single game
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
Priorities straight
@GranadaReports
ITV Granada Reports
8 years
Manchester United star Marcus Rashford moves his mum into new £800,000 home
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
Lol I'm fully going uni, dunno whether to laugh or cry
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Reeks of flair
@Thiago6
Thiago Alcantara
4 years
Semifinal bound! 🕺🏼 #KeepWorking
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Martial
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Timeless
@slickcee_
CEE.
4 years
OLD DRAKE IS TRENDING?? AW HOLD ON.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
I can’t wait for Neville and carra to break down this whole saga on MNF
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Neither deserve to lose.
@theresnosignall
No Signal
4 years
TOMORROW. 9PM. YOUNGS TEFLON V BLADE BROWN #NS10v10
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They said he couldn’t play at this level. Someone get me a brandy man.
@Biggleswadeutd
Biggleswade United
2 years
Raheem Jabbar ran from his own half and slotted the ball past the keeper. Stunning!
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Fikayo at yard playing FUT draft as we speak. Gareth gotta be racismo. It’s the only explanation.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
The way I witnessed this young boy get beat in Matalan by his mum. He looked at me for help and I was just there like 'I can't help you bro'
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 months
Idk man, sometimes violence is the answer
@QueerhanKhan
Ferhanasṭīn 🍉 (find them @ferhankhan.bsky.social)
10 months
Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Bro I’m watching these Trent highlights with coco butter and some napkins brudda. They said he couldn’t defend. Reload it man.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Varane sancho and cr7 I’m the same window. Are we deeping it? I don’t wanna hear about glazer out again. No excuses now.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Watch them Ronaldo fan boys come over this side now it’s looking pretty. You wasn’t with us shooting in the gym.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Utd got aurier lookin like prime Cafu. Astaghfirullah
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
tl
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
In a bit beddy, back soon. Missing the mandem already. 40 forever ❤️
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
How man smoke cigarettes, i do not know
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
@JordanWright92 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolute freak, man nutted the ball
@NonLeagueZac
Zac Neal
2 years
Crazy passage of play at Stotfold. Things getting interesting👀
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Missionary merchants rn
@BBCNewsbeat
BBC Newsbeat
4 years
New sex advice includes: 🍆: Avoiding kissing 🍑: Wearing a face covering 🍒: Choosing positions that aren't face-to-face during sex
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Man need to start investing in certy cameras so I can see the star boy in 4K. These behind the goal shots are not cutting it.
@Biggleswadeutd
Biggleswade United
2 years
60' | Gooooooooooal!!!! Back to back Hattrick from Taylor Rhiney!! Brilliant play from Raheem Jabbar again and an assist! #BUFC 3-1 @Harpenden_Town @SpartanSMFL
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
That arsenal red card situation is genuinely corruption.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
11 months
Always take two sets of notes. Not even on a conspiracy ting but mainstream media will really brainwash you if you’re not careful.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
2 years
Chelsea Football Club part company with Thomas Tuchel.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
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@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
4 years
Frank Lampard is set to be sacked as head coach by Chelsea with former Borussia Dortmund and PSG boss Thomas Tuchel replacing him, it will be confirmed later today.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
News never wanna document this ah
@sakirkhader
Sakir Khader
9 years
Jack (7) was saving for an iPad. After the local mosque was vandalised, he donated his piggy bank. Their response:
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Lucky to draw. Two moments of magic otherwise we lose. Salah I’ve ran out of words man. Gna have man doing up Jummah if he carries on.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Social medi black out is so embarrassing. Treat racism with the same energy the super league got dealt with.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Legend
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
4 years
📍Bedford
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
Streets are saying aj doesnt even know the steps to candy. Footwork medi.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Dan James might just be the worst player I’ve ever seen in the prem
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Antonio vs nat phillips
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
I ain’t seen a man strike a ball like that since stevie
@TransferSector
Transfer Sector
1 year
🚨GOAL: Szoboszlai SCREAMER! Liverpool 2-1 Leicester City
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
God is good all the time
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
I want what I can't have !
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Chalobah and koulibaly playing a game of who can look the most naked. Borderline strip teasing at this point.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
3hunna likes on insta and you look like lescott
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
1 year
God took his powers away and rightfully so
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
Odegaard is insane. The technical ability on show has been outrageous. Are we deeping it?
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
Wedding Flex 👔 http://t.co/ZfEvnJGfds
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
2 years
SECOND ONLY TO HENRY. COME SEE HOW HES DEALING WITH KOMPANY LIKE HES A LIKKLE MAN.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
FuckherrightinthepuSSY #SkySportsNewsHQ 😭😂😂😂
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
Come like science when the bunsen burners were on
@whoissnowski
🏡
4 years
This guy is shambles😂😂😂
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
We really giving Jorginho credit for a regular degular half turn. This app is gonna kill me.
@ChelseaJF14
CFC
3 years
The J5 Turn ™
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
New Years resolution: stop tryna play out and hit channels @QPCrescents
@abbas9802
Abbas
3 years
patiently waiting for them new year new me tweets…
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Alcantara
10 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
5 years
Legend ain’t even the word
@TheSun
The Sun
5 years
#EastEnders legend June Brown has quit after 35 years playing Dot Cotton
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
I met Delle Alli at a party in characters about a year ago and told everyone hes gonna be live. Noone believed me. Check ITV real quick.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
10 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
3 years
If Alberto Moreno scores the winner im going vogue
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Alcantara
10 years
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
4 years
This my Sunday league gaffer to a tee
@False_9ine_
🇸🇴⬛️🇬🇧🔴
4 years
Man just thinks of tactics on the spot 😭
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
7 months
Honourable shout out to Kelleher. Faultless.
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
5 years
Toxic femininity, hate to see it
@MayaJama
Maya Jama
5 years
Working with this one today 👑 @anthonyfjoshua @LucozadeEnergy
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
8 years
Lol how can my uni suspend me from the gym. They don't wanna see me get wham
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@_ANDRE40
Alcantara
9 years
Young talent Joseph Ackroyd giving his first professional interview. 'Medals yhh'😂 See the rest on Youtube http://t.co/h4a1MDJDd8
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