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@ZhaneMychele

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marauder of the mental. spawn of the renaissance. 💭 black lives STILL matter bitch.

Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2016
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@Jeeellyy DM me i’ll get my cousins to rob the restaurant for her day’s pay.
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@ZhaneMychele
11 months
@askboutlydia i mean her body tea but what she strip for. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@TEEZYAlNTSHIT the lil plantation dresses they put them baby girls in 😩
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@ZhaneMychele
3 years
me on squid games when the doll turn around
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@mainbitchclique @sidobonita they gon be like aight nie bitch stay next to your phone this time. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@thealmvghtytatt @NYGELSARTORIAL like the whole house sis? 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@iambrysoncarter phonetics get thrown out the window when folks want a “unique name” … cus this definitely ain’t pronounced legacy. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@thegentledyke no seriously it is… they weren’t able to laugh so they used to have to mask their laughs with loud clapping noises to mock the sound of their tools hitting the field. i just made this shit up but see how easy it was?
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
rae sremmurd just don’t understand how big of an impact their music had on our lives in 2016. @RaeSremmurd drop something this summer and take us out this depression.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@itswynterm i KNOW you fed up, i never heard a black person say “ya wanna know what grinds my gears” and mean it.
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@varruechexo this was so weird why was she going so hard 🤣
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@cxrodge nobody added this woooow. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@9021hoee lmaaooo she a City Auntie.
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@quenblackwell we were ✨insecure ✨
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@ZhaneMychele
3 years
@Theooology @richellekathyrn @MusicTaryn yk you know the difference lmao. this guy dressing up in a suit with a wig & acting like a middle aged black woman as opposed to putting a bonnet on and making yourself look a mess, pretending to be a “ghetto black girl” it’s funny when we’re not being joked on.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@Reneellaa i knew lil sis was disgusted when she hit the slow double blink.
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@tropicxl___ did she say you know i’m pregnant? ma’am you know you pregnant too why you fi—
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@dijoni @Yuteris he forgot his window was down he locked the door with such confidence.😂😂😂
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@kvng_ernie he thought “y’all be safe” was gon save him. ain’t shit sweet mr. 😂
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@NATERERUN oh yea that’s a belly. 😭😭😭
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@_HYPHYWIFEY high school comedy. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
11 months
@flwrchldtweets that’s some of these old heads’ problems. cus I would’ve grabbed the belt and whooped her lil bald head ass too.
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@misskiiaaa @Bforbree @kaylaaamaarieee her brother is her cousin too we gotta take our time with her that’s all.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@Hoodrich_AMG “you ain’t even reach yo potential yet” EXACTLY. 😭🥺
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@ZhaneMychele
10 months
@kaynogamez @GlamazonJay damn so he cheated UNPROTECTED?
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@ZhaneMychele
6 years
@__AmourSimone @BCox03 lmao he still damn near threw the actual baby. 😂😂😂
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@_RandomJ_ she even did it at the family gathering. 😂😂😂 girl come back here 💀
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@EJ__Lee that’s because y’all don’t know how to have preferences without degrading us in the process. we sincerely dgaf about who you date, it’s different when the “why” is because you don’t like black, ghetto, loud, bald head girls and don’t want a dark skin baby.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@yoncestaIIion “all you do is lie and take chargers” my friend too, meg. 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@mofromthesouth @lizsaysitall @LadiiYams @DEEJAYEee @Xian_Bell @MickDaddy_ woooowww this is such an important moment in black tv history i never knew 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
8 months
@barbieeyanna no girl you doing too little where the rest
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@_quemalone wait a damn minute...
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@SubtweetShawn3 “yeen even give me a hug when you came in” ON GOOOOD. 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@sydney_sweeney sis said assumption. it’s THERE. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@Whitleysdaughtr @BeautyfullZo @SlimHeroics them names alone giving 50 year old church parents
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@djIsrael__ @FavvJasminee and you “get money” right? 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@lauryn_breezy you can see her comfort gradually grow. 🥺🥺
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@ZhaneMychele
11 months
@yaya2xs @lolzk2yuu bro 13-15. them pockets def broke now. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@hoodopulence i’m dead cus she definitely is, yet 7 year old me thought she was on her janet jackson shit.
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@ZhaneMychele
6 years
@MaraHaveMercy sis in the gray is gooonnneee. 😂😂😂 she handled the situation well tho. big ups to mom lmao.
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@ZhaneMychele
11 months
@Chinkyy4 @askboutlydia very true, i’ll take that lmfao
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@fbgCon murr would FOLD but joe would do it and immediately apologize 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@RB__TRUEST is he 3 or 30 lmao
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@TysonCreme and nails. we appreciate so more when you straight up lmao.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@cozzzy__ no he googled tray songs lookin cute.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@gayelleee1 we knew jason derulo was headass since watcha say.
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@quenblackwell oof can you guys check out my lil clothing line 👉🏾👈🏾 yes we have your size!
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@ImaniOrWhatever is he not supposed to financially support HIS OWN child just bc the child’s mom and step dad has money? y’all better not ever get rich. 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
10 months
@feepacino @mei1ani @UpndOnEm like so what made you say the original caption what do you think y’all look like 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@_joshonline_ why they keep doing these “in the hood” videos they not tired of getting they shit rocked? 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@bimboctrl “man cmon” 😭😭
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@mylovedes2 the lil white girl pissed she gon have to “prove her blackness” 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@Mufaa6 i knew the girl wasn’t bout to be black. 💀
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@Duke_Lucas_ @RobWalks_ she basically said the song hit home lmao.
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@ZhaneMychele
6 years
@quenblackwell me tryna see if i’m getting thicc.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@strappedmac stop y’all you can tell how bad she was waiting on this moment. 😭😭💀
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@ZhaneMychele
8 months
@isavesluts @38babym_ phantom or fathom
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@ZhaneMychele
3 years
@_slimarella_ and the analogy was so bad lmaao is the ig model advertising pussy?
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@Vietnagasaki @xoxofromlesly you think she said that to her 6 year old?
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
lil sis lip gloss got her SPEECHLESS. lemme go shop. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@Mufaa6 black women are the best. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@NatashaOladokun i can’t believe people don’t believe you lmao my mama told me about this whole year.
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@Ttdabandit @t_sadiity oh girl thank you for the visual cus i was confused
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@zari__1 hell nah. the neighborhood crackheads would’ve jumped in to help and everything.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@isabel_10g almost blew homie’s shoulder out. 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@MlKEY954 the Rest In Peace is fuckin killing me 😂
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@Sadatori_ @LeviConely omggg i used this on my white bf’s braids and it looked so good afterwards. i only left it on for about 40 minutes but ik if i did longer they would’ve lasted longer
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@StepSheffield folks getting offended lawd. 😭 terry prolly had a blast this day lmao.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@bigkneees how do you have so many friends
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@THEBADDESTAL1VE me when i lie
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@yagirlyami the fact it’s all bobs is killing me.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@BriMalandro can we put her in a scary movie 6 😭
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5 years
@whiteeg0ld @marcelallenotg long sleeves with khaki shorts and all. 💀
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@jordyg0ld it’s so funny tho cus it’s the randomest celebrities 💀
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@liyahsbang @_AndeKarim “thank you” 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
8 months
@AlphaWaymund @SarahTheTrapper are you missing the point on purpose to argue?
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@TheyloveeeeM “i usually don’t work with lace this dark but we made it happen” girl delete this!? 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
2 years
@djIsrael__ @FavvJasminee so the conversation ain’t yours pooka. 😭
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@Priyant1987 @notgwendalupe it definitely is not rachel is quite well known lol.
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@crownmora with a durag for some extra zazz
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@choycebrown can y’all check out my store 😭👉🏾👈🏾 it’s a one step process lmao. new arrivals this week 💕
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@_AM6ER could’ve just been no calls after a simple “hey love i won’t make it” text. ... you weird lmao.
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@SomaKazima @SpicySunfl0wer yk she blinked fast a couple times too. 😭
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@xelessence it was so random lmaaaoo. 😂
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5 years
@Tylerj23_ this when i lost it lmao
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@ZhaneMychele
3 years
@DailyLoud nicki charged 50 a verse when she was barely five years in the game he better take some of that dip off his chip fore he became a one hit wonder
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@bitchesbfightin what does sis use for her fro? 😍😍😍
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@daluhhbaby girl you know how easy this is.
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@BDTRELILBROTHER worst part about it it’s her aunt not her mom
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@ZhaneMychele
4 years
@poonssnoop @beyonseh you’re literally excusing the behavior..
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@ZhaneMychele
5 years
@jaymee_ebbers idk i just don’t think he did it maybe you did by accident
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