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@daisylaut

5 years

Fair enough

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@daisylaut

5 years

Bitterness is ageing you dear #Loveisland

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@daisylaut

5 years

words fail me

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@daisylaut

5 years

Was unsure about Francesca on #Loveisland but now I’ve seen she’s called Caroline Flack a dirty paedo for dating Harry styles and well

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@daisylaut

3 years

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@daisylaut

4 years

just seen a pic of a boy who’s always been really nasty to me from school and he’s gone bald so ha ha fuck you ben

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@daisylaut

11 months

@Johnferns88 she felt a fart

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@daisylaut

5 years

Straight pride is when a lad takes you home and shows you the holes he’s punched in the doors and walls

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@daisylaut

5 years

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

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@daisylaut

3 years

why is this so funny to me

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@daisylaut

3 years

everybody shut up and listen

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@daisylaut

4 years

5 year ago, I was homeless, pregnant, just left a horrifically abusive relationship with absolutely no faith, confidence or a penny to my name, and now I’ve got my own house, my own car, the sweetest lil boy and an incredible family/friend support system

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@daisylaut

5 years

if I speak I am in trouble

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@daisylaut

5 years

as a domestic abuse survivor can I just say, you’re a stupid cunt

Julia Hartley-Brewer

@JuliaHB1

5 years

@YedBawon She was screaming at HIM. Why did they think SHE was at risk?

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@daisylaut

5 years

absolutely hated these twats and always hoped they’d get final destinationed by the bin door falling on them

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@daisylaut

5 years

Simon Cowells getting smaller but his teeth are getting bigger

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@daisylaut

5 years

did u cum on it

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@daisylaut

11 months

crisp crumbs and fanny dandruff all over it

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@Luisa47132714

11 months

#IFeelJustifiedBecause I haven’t had a shag. 5 bloody years in mid January

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3 years

it’s really made me angry that my 5 year old is already concerned with what people think of him bc actual grown adults have told him he ‘looks like a girl’ with his hair up?? and made him feel bad/conscious about it, why would you even say that? to a small child?

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@daisylaut

4 years

just out here (ᵢₙₛᵢ𝒹ₑ ₘᵧ ₕₒᵤₛₑ) hoeing

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@daisylaut

5 years

Your dad shags crisps

George Lineker

@GeorgeLineker

5 years

Take me back to the days when no one cared Yorkie said ‘it’s not for girls’ and snickers said ‘get some nuts’

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@daisylaut

3 years

our trampoline has moved house, i can see it chilling in next doors garden the cheeky slut

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@daisylaut

5 years

I think she confused aesthetic with ethnicity and I’ve had an out of body experience from laughing hahahaha

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@daisylaut

5 years

Dming girls for their nudes and then publicly bashing Onlyfans girls is just the kind of cognitive dissonance I expect on this app and proves you're only happy when girls are naked under your terms and conditions

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5 years

Oh my god it’s their fucking feet down there hahahaha my heart stopped

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@daisylaut

5 years

I am cry laughing in to my pillow right now

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@daisylaut

5 years

A man on tinder photoshopped his face onto Bradley coopers head hahahahaha wtf

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@daisylaut

5 years

Yeah dead weird how the choices you make have a direct effect on what happens to you x

Karis Doc

@karis_docherty

5 years

Butterfly effects such a scary concept. To think how staying in one night or not goin to a certain place or havin one conversation with someone, could’ve completely changed the life you have now and the people that you have around you 😳😳 scary shit x

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@daisylaut

5 years

Choose your fighter

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@daisylaut

5 years

haha just kidding ...unless?

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@daisylaut

5 years

mad how much he looks like he’s a victim of a nuclear genetic mutation and that one kid off recess

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@daisylaut

4 years

my mum really said ‘breast cancer who?’ A year and 6 months on, she really is the strongest woman I know, all she cared about the whole time was how I felt and making sure I was ok, beautiful inside and out

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@daisylaut

5 years

Paedo chique

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@daisylaut

4 years

someone said he sounds like Pingu and now I can’t breath

LADbible

@ladbible

4 years

This guy's reaction to his girlfriend almost being struck by lightning is hilarious...😂🌩️🔊

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5 years

U ok? X

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4 years

i done did had all my hair cut off

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@daisylaut

5 years

oh my fucking god why has the cat done this

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@daisylaut

5 years

I JUST PASSED MY DRIVING TEST 🥳 🎉 💃

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@daisylaut

5 years

ALRIGHT fuCking hell, I get it, leave me alone

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@daisylaut

7 months

no i don’t

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daisy rims 🌼

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2 years

We hope somehow you know how instantly you were loved, how deeply wanted you were, You were meant to be, and you will; our forever dream, our eternal baby ☁️🤍🕊️ sleep soundly with nanny Sunny girl 💜

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@daisylaut

5 years

Do you have a death wish

Ⓝє𝐫𝐝𝕐vι᙭𝐄ή 🌙✨💋

@TheNerdyVixen

5 years

So, I saw this doll at an antique store a few months ago. I kept thinking about this doll, seeing its face in my head. I decided it was time to bring it home today.

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@daisylaut

5 years

brb just going to spoon out my own eyes

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@daisylaut

5 years

If you had shown me pictures of this man before I knew what he did, this is the exact crime I would describe for him to commit

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@daisylaut

2 years

i love Tiktok mostly because one minute you’re watching a rhythmically challenged adult man try to do sexy dances and the next video is woman trying to convince us that Britney spears is actually dead and they’re using her body as a puppet on instagram for the occult

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@daisylaut

5 years

I have collapsed

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@daisylaut

5 years

Hey pretty girl

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@daisylaut

3 years

i want this

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@daisylaut

11 months

@samohtaicila burn it omg 🙃

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@daisylaut

3 years

oh look, a flock of cunts

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@daisylaut

5 years

When your bird comes home angry, pissed and horny

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@daisylaut

5 years

No offence but what the fuck is wrong with men?

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@daisylaut

5 years

If I (ever) get a boyfriend and he doesn’t go on holiday to shag someone else so I can get loads of retweets and instant influencer status on twitter he’s a prick and doesn’t deserve me already

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@daisylaut

3 years

4. they are cunts

Jeremy Vine

@theJeremyVine

3 years

People who cycle in the country should be encouraged to ride 2, 3 and 4 abreast like this. For the following reasons: 1. It calms the traffic behind them 2. It makes it less easy for bad drivers to attempt dangerous passes 3. It is more pleasant and sociable for them.

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@daisylaut

5 years

Someone on facebook is actually trying to sell this, I feel sick the STATE OF IT desgustang

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@daisylaut

4 years

feeling so much more confident these days 💞

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@daisylaut

1 year

coming soon 🌿🐻👶🏼🌈

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@daisylaut

5 years

schools out and that means one thing, it’s hunting season

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@daisylaut

4 years

glad i’ve got scouse friends who taught me their words bc a man has dm’d me just saying ‘heavy’ and if i didn’t know better i’d think he was saying i looked like a bus

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@daisylaut

4 years

I don’t like the sound of 27 so I’m going to tell people im 26 still, until next year, thank you and goodnight 🎈

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@daisylaut

5 years

that one stupid moth when you’re trying to sleep

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@daisylaut

5 years

That febreeze advert is foul, if your clothes stink please just put them in the wash, be arsed people wafting past you stinking of onions and cotton fucking fresh

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@daisylaut

5 years

Why is calling someone you don’t like a paedophile just the funniest thing in the world? like it’s not funny but it... is?

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@daisylaut

3 years

u look nice

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@daisylaut

4 years

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen on wish, brb off to purchase a hamster

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@daisylaut

5 years

Called the kid an dog in for tea time and noticed the dogs wet and smells so I’ve asked ted why and he’s only gone and fucking pissed on the dog, im calling the police

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@daisylaut

4 years

let’s go then 👰🏽 🌼

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1 year

the dog

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@daisylaut

3 years

a short story

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@daisylaut

11 months

@Johnferns88 if he’s daft enough to fall for it maybe they’re made for each other 😭

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@daisylaut

5 years

@John654i5 @JAGU____ She asked a question

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@daisylaut

4 years

then and now 🥺

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@daisylaut

5 years

Our story is short but meaningful

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5 years

@mannnnny80 @clairehxoxo One eyes in jail the other eyes on bail

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5 years

freckly

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2 years

Waving hello 🥰👋🏽

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@daisylaut

5 years

dunno why u keep buyin beds that explode mum

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@daisylaut

4 years

I have just been absolutely flamed roasted and bbq’d by my son 😭 I lent over to pick something up and he goes ‘haha look at your long boobs’ HAHAHAHA I need a defibrillator

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@daisylaut

5 years

Mine is in my vagina

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@daisylaut

3 years

tweets not loading is it

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@daisylaut

5 years

Swear a Washing machines ‘minute’ is longer than any other minute

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5 years

Tried doing those golden hour selfies but its just made me look dead angry bc I couldn’t see

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@daisylaut

5 years

Tupperware after its had beans kept in it

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@daisylaut

5 years

at no point did I think this wasn’t a penis

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@daisylaut

3 years

i love the irritation these cause yeno, i hope they never stop and piss everyone off for the rest of their lives

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@daisylaut

4 years

feeling a bit sad and shit but I’ve walked down the stairs and my sons said ‘good morning gorgeous girl’ so, we move

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20/12/22 ☁️

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@daisylaut

5 years

Mad when you were a kid you think your mum and dad are the smartest people in the world, then you get to adulthood and wonder how you’re even alive bc you’ve genuinely been raised by chimps masquerading as humans

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@daisylaut

1 year

Eamonn Holmes OBE

@EamonnHolmes

1 year

Schofield has finally been caught out ... But he's not the only guilty party. 4 high members of Itv management knew what sort of man he was ...and NEVER once took action to prevent him controlling or taking advantage of his position over young people.

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