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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

4 months

To young brilliant people who will find themselves going up the career ladder faster than expected time or getting to managerial roles at ages and years of experience less than norm, here are 10 tips i wish i knew then!

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10 days

Women in Techstyle

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11 days

Soft wear developer. ❤️

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9 months

😂😂😂aah Gents let’s do better man

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9 months

Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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15 days

sometimes you have to pope off and show niggas

hard everything

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@ZenjiSimon

8 months

Kendrick in Rwanda. -RwandaAir offers discounted flights for that week -city is made safer -president attends concert in person If it was Uganda, the parliament would be tabling a bill to cancel the concert because he has come to recruit their children into illuminati🤦🏾‍♂️

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Soon on ntv "I'm raymond mujuni and I'm rita kanya,let's take a SHORT BREAK and we'll be right back" Ugandans:

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

Have they tried using digital number plates?

The Biogas Engineer

@oks1a

9 months

Road transport in Adjumani, West Nile.

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

This Guy has an assured job at National medical store and URA

Newcastle United FC

@NUFC

3 months

What a player. 😮‍💨

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

I'm sorry men decided to be cruel to you on your birthday,i hope the world is kinder to you and hope you recover fully and be full of life, Happy Birthday Desire!

Desire 2

@namdeee_

3 years

I’m 21! ✨

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@ZenjiSimon

21 days

Damn yall niggas are struggling to go back home to your wives?? I be cutting through traffic like Lewis Hamilton to go watch Bridgerton with her as we wait for the pizza delivery, beautiful life!

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

Ambassador yogela ekikuli kumutima, oyina diplomatic immunity Totya 😂😂

Ole Reidar Bergum

@OleBergum

3 months

Indeed a very rainy day in Kampala 🌧️☔️⛈️ (Nakasero 12:50 PM)

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

If you ever sung “we young women and men of Uganda”

Sama & TheLights💫

@SamaEmme

3 months

What's the criteria for classification as an international school??

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@ZenjiSimon

7 months

Be patient please, this time she is cooking for people, she will cook for dogs some other day!

lekside

@fouta_djallon

7 months

@AfricaFactsZone Can she cook any of these?

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

When the ref tells the muchuba “have some decency”

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@LegendsKla

3 months

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

I'm Denzel when my niggas is winning

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@ZenjiSimon

4 months

Yongela ko omutwalo owa boda ajilete!

hair_by_Hawah

@H_A_W_A_H

4 months

‼️‼️URGENT‼️‼️ 2 bedroom apartment needed in Muyenga ,budget 100,000 Ugx a month

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

i envy baganda from central, man’s be like “i’m going to the village to check on grandma” whole time he is talking about bweyogerere

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

Local shops in jinja this week #Nyege23

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@ZenjiSimon

4 years

**after 3 seconds "Oganye??"

JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑

@AtimCharlotte

4 years

"Concert gets done" Kifeesi: Mpe esiimu yange

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

Blackthorne: tell your lord that I’m love with a Kampala woman, who is friends with a lot of DJs and Photographers Mariko: the anjin wishes to cry

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

I'm a drug lord for Chapati, El Chapu

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

You guys are now eating unborn matoke??

JB

@J_Basil254

2 years

@Itswanzalapetro This is how it is cooked very sweet with Ugali

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Top 5 HOT THINGS to do to a drunk Girl at a bar or party. A thread

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

Migade international school bombo🤝🏾🤝🏾

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

At Jikoni Restaurant you pay less than 30k for Luwombo and they serve you food for 3 adults, if thats not Money laundering then I don't know.

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Uganda is a trash country, untill you have to live a long time outside Uganda, then you start to realize how top tier some of the small things are,like the food,the taste of coffee, the hospitality,the freedom to move around, the vibes the amenities,it’s just different!

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@ZenjiSimon

1 year

“baby boy oyo ya ngamba musikile amagi”

COWBOY ★ THUGGA

@THUGGABEY

1 year

Beyoncé once said… ? QUICKLY

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@ZenjiSimon

4 years

JOEL: the bars will remain closed People watching the address from a bar:

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

All Rachel/Reachel/recheal/recho/reaychel/reyco/royco need to have a meeting and agree on one spelling for their name

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@ZenjiSimon

5 years

#HeyFreshers there are two ways to meet Satan at campus. the first is eating a ka 10k from tuition money, the 2nd is taking an extra 10k for sports betting to recover the money

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@ZenjiSimon

5 years

his father left him aged 3,his mom a stripper,daughter died stillborn,wife died in car accident,"brother" OD'd at 23,he rides the subway,donates 60% earnings to charity,lives in a simple flat,most skilled real life gun handling actor. A FUCKING LEGEND!🙌🙌🙌🔥

Klaus ~nodejs

@Nick_k1aus

5 years

Sco PA tu ma naa

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@ZenjiSimon

5 years

@kxtleho @VmixRapper 🤣🤣🤣i know this song

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

i think peoples understanding of surprise proposal is so flawed,you should have already talked about it and know she wants it,the date and time of the proposal is what should be a surprise, it's a surprise proposal not surprise marriage😂😂 No remorse for y'alll

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

grasshoppers this year have said “DM for location”

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

The t-shirts they selling you at 35k Fine-spinners factory shop sells to them at 9k

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

7 out of 10 girls around you have either been raped or sexually assaulted, at one stage of their life,the 3 just haven't told you about it yet!

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@ZenjiSimon

1 year

He doesn’t give 2 sheets

Samwise Gamgee

@Sambannz

1 year

Minister Matia Kasaija took 300 karamoja iron sheets but he has returned 298 iron sheets... 😂😂😂

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

shouting “piga adui” when thor came for thanos

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@Jhay_Efekt

2 years

Ugandans have no cinema etiquette.

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@ZenjiSimon

1 year

The bitter truth that todays “woke”youth do not want to accept is that You’d be wasting your time dating such a woman, regardless of how you feel or your sentiments on this topic the fact stays that such a woman you don’t date,you marry her straight away!

Roja Maibo

@rojamaibo

1 year

Would you date a woman who smokes ?

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

I see Nigerians have finally discovered this funny Kenyan politician

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@Naija_PR

2 years

What did we just watch 😂😂😭

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

In Kampala don’t make the same decisions and choices as your friend with a $2million trust fund back up, but most importantly don’t try to learn this the hard way.

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

This legend here😂😂😂

𝚁 𝚒 𝚌 𝚔

@NzePatoh

3 months

What Ugandan moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Why would i want to work in a saloon when i have Jesus,money and food

THE ÁĹĹÀŃ ĆÓÚÑŤÝ 🇺🇬

@AllanSseky

3 years

Delete one!!!

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Red flags are supposed to be for general character trait that may apply to more than one person, but y'all out here like "if she was in akamwesi room A24 in 2017,1st year 2nd sem🚩🚩🚩🚩". Bruh just DM her

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

KISU babe: did you guys also do IGCSE upto year 12? Me

Legends

@LegendsKla

3 months

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

I've dined at fine places but Le Chateau Brasserie Belge has to be the top most. The service is incredibly awesome,they listen to you and advise you on the best food for you. The Ambiance is great, the food is greater. Only problem was seeing my salary on the wine menu😭🤦🏾‍♂️.

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@ZenjiSimon

7 months

Lettuce be serious

Lettuce Eat

@letuceEat

7 months

Ever since people discovered this combo they never looked back, available to order today at only 38000 Call or text us on 0701575267,0773428314 to make your orders 😊

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

@onlyxxmir @Rasheem21

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@ZenjiSimon

11 months

mom: “i’m soo glad none of my children likes njaga” One of her children:

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

It's worse from 25 to 29,in those 4 years you experience 4 decades of emotion, circumstances, pressure and reality. The key is resilience!!!

t.

@thandoau

2 years

over 25s, does it get easier?

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Jr is going to “my father can beat your father” us to war😭

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Heartbreak should be a valid reason to get leave from work, how you expect to be productive when someone else doing my girl?😭😭💔

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@ZenjiSimon

7 months

Annual reminder

Emmilie

@KevinEmmilie4

7 months

Intelligence is a total turn on 📌

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@ZenjiSimon

7 years

#WeBrokeUpBecause She threw away the yoghurt cover without licking it

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

bros be called keno and you think it’s short for kenneth, whole time it’s from Rubangakene

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

I was once told a story of a guy at campus who used to promise guys,that as soon as he gets a government office,HE WOULD STEAL money. Finished campus, got the job,his first deal he robbed 500k,he was caught and imprisoned for 7 years💀

JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑

@AtimCharlotte

3 years

Once I become a politician,I will embezzle money even the current embezzlers will bow down for me!

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@ZenjiSimon

3 months

🤣🤣🤣🤣Mr Jonathan has put the final nail in the coffin with his assistant

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@ZenjiSimon

4 years

When Batman parks the batmobile at kiseka

𝔍𝔦𝔪 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔍𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔢𝔯

@jim_trax_japher

4 years

If superheroes were in Uganda ;

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@ZenjiSimon

8 months

if your school punishment storo starts with stuff like “they caught us stealing fene in the district farm” just chill man, it’s okay!

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@ZenjiSimon

4 months

This is an MP for a remote rural district in Uganda btw💀

Ankita Gupta

@ankitaiitr

4 months

@paulg delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world', all chatgpt. I am rejecting all content with any of these words. there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

be ready to wait till marriage for anything more than holding hands

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@szasznonIy

9 months

if we date?

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@ZenjiSimon

7 days

The returns are not amaizing?

Emma Lumu

@emmalumu23

7 days

After an investment of over 1.8M, ladies and gentlemen, this is our harvest today. Maize game l have given up l will never try again 🙌🙌🥲🥲🥲

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@ZenjiSimon

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@cyrusamanya

4 months

Maybe y’all should drop the graduation pics once again such that I can get motivated.😩

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Everytime girls see boys with good skin and hair😂😂😂

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@ZenjiSimon

15 days

Nga these guys wear clinical coats and we have never mistaken them for doctors😂😂😂

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

15 days

Today in Kampala: Medical doctors have asked @UCC_Official to halt the release of a music video that musician Gereson Wabuyi, known by his stage name as Gravity Omutujju is reportedly working on, arguing that the use of a clinical coat and stethoscope in the scenes undermines the

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@ZenjiSimon

9 months

if kampala girls can hurt the richest 19year old, olwo fe ab’akapapula?

stan⚡️

@Ssempijjastanle

9 months

It’s official; I give up on Ugandan girls 🙌🏾

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Drip set

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@Mr_Mugii

3 years

I need to host a party in Uganda where all invited guests show up wearing knock off brands🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@ZenjiSimon

3 years

checking your girls phone and finding out she is cheating hurts as hell, but have you ever checked her phone and find other niggas dissing the hell out of You and she is just there replying "😂😂😂😂nawe Noooo"...😭😭😭😭😭

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@ZenjiSimon

4 years

@JoseSweatshrt @lanaaxii Your frame 1 and 2 is what i was trying to go for,but i failed,you Nailed it👌🏿👌🏿

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@ZenjiSimon

15 days

I need more people to brag about quitting alcohol and the positive impact on their lives, I just got a beautiful message from a bro who i always knew if he quit the bottle he’d lock in on that generational change and he said my jazz is what gave him energy to do a year clean!💪🏾

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@ZenjiSimon

8 months

💀💀💀

Ms. Ahumuza ✨

@PeshAhumuza

8 months

My bathroom bulb blew about 2 weeks ago. There’s a tall sweetie I’m planning to invite for drinks very soon ☺️

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

We shout Wululu, then Open VPN

Claire Agaba Linda

@acl256

2 years

People in Africa, how do we access shows on @hulu ?

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Nah this a lie,take it from me,i quit cause i was stressed,stayed home 2 months,now im headend engineer and operations manager in a foreign land,never stay in a toxic work enviroment,that’s not maturity,it’s lunacy

Hillary bamulinde

@Hbamulinde

2 years

Maturity is staying on a job you don't like, working for a boss you despise than quiting on an outburst without a plan. Always remember, it's easier to find a job when you already have one.

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@ZenjiSimon

5 years

I can still love you,but have days when i don’t want to see or talk to you at all,some times that one day can last for 48 hours or even 2 weeks,but i still love you

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@ZenjiSimon

11 months

This old man said Maguire would never top smalling and it was a funny joke at that time, not so funny now!

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@ZenjiSimon

7 months

you can be a successful businessman, great mentor and motivational speaker, but once we see a picture of you with any member of the first family, we don’t believe you anymore!

Pineapppple under the sea

@Nagginda3

10 months

What is Ugandan math?

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@ZenjiSimon

8 months

When my bro was expecting me to whisper some sense to him on his wedding and i told him “your curfew is now 7pm, we shall miss you”

dinaledi aligning

@____justsihle

9 months

Lemme see your favourite moment this year 🥹

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Uganda Looking at Ghana like

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@JaeMurphy

2 years

6:32am in Ghana 🇬🇭

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@ZenjiSimon

2 years

I know i said i can never complain on the TL when a person blocks me,but damn this one hurt me😭😭😭. Come on Doc,so you just gone leave me out here to get obese, unhealthy and die,because of one fact check?😭😭 be easy sir,put me back on,ill be quiet

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

there is no resemblance at all,people are blind,anyway nice green top sharon you rocked it!

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@sharon_kiwanuka

2 years

Y’all kept on saying we look alike.

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

1 month

Buni should drive that truck back in the wee hours just to mess us the nation tomorrow morning 😂😂😂😂

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

4 months

Kati FOMO mukaka nkake?

Kobugabe Fiona🥰❣️

@Kobs_Fifi

4 months

Davido usually brings a surprise artist on stage.What if he brings Chris Brown to Uganda?

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

You go to ONOMO for lunch and by evening you're at the background of like 7 tiktoks

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

5 months

And then he says “me wan di gyal in a red top pon 50th row up inna nose bleed”

JADDI 🇬🇩🇯🇲

@BoofDaddi

2 years

“Hey bbe I got you them Dexta daps tickets you wanted” 🙂

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 months

The marriage is doing soo well you want to open another branch?

Moses Echodu

@mechodu_

2 months

Next year I will surprise my friends by proposing to someone’s daughter 😁😁

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 months

My mom didn’t want me to stick out a lot so she got me a van, came with a driver and service boy too, they’d drop me at uni and then go about their business and pick me again in the evening, they’d take 13 extra people who were going that route for some money, smart guys!!

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

My crush is pregnant again😭😭 this girl will kill me

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

3 years

Your mans friends will meet you for the first time ever and act like they've been hearing about you for the last 5 years,yet all they got was a text 4 minutes before you areived saying "gwe kati I'm bringing this girl called Amber be nice"

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

Spent the weekend at this beautiful place called Forest Gate Cottages in Buikwe, just a few kilometers off katosi road. It was very exciting to get a lake side resort under 2 hours from KLA and not in Entebbe or jinja. Definitely going back here

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

If this is your plug, you just know you're getting top top product😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

4 months

Remember when You guys told konshens tayina bya kola cause he arived too early?, davido read your tweets!

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

“What was that last night?”- a kampala person who knows exactly what it was and will attempt to do the exact same thing tonight!

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

5 years

It should be men championing this anti rape thing,but here we are riding for our "home boys". Man if you're my gango and they say you raped someone,you're alone,am not supporting you at all till everything is cleared,I'll listen to your story but am not defending you anywhere

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

4 years

Daktari you're now eating peas and artwork?

Dr Kasenene

@drkasenene

4 years

We need to change our concept of food. Food isn't only matooke, posho, Kalo etc. Green vegetables are also food and should actually be most of what fills our plate.

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

4 months

What are the other two going to eat?

Denis Mukungu

@d_mukungu

4 months

Lunch is served

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

4 years

@kvngfhaz @bombanta

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

3 months

This was your school anthem?😂

TheAlbertGuy

@TheAlbertGuy

3 months

My Katatumba Academy OBz and OGz Muliwa. The only International School in Mbarara

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

3 years

This guy has the IQ of saw dust

Big Conversations by Ordinary People

@Big_Convos

3 years

"Feminists front the legalization of prostitution and yet Men are the ones funding prostitution" ~ @Iam_Humphrey

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

They just told my boy "for some reason you kept convincing yourself that i was in love with you, when all i wanted was intercourse, so it's not my fault" nah kampala girls run operation for shaytan himself

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LuziraBoy🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸

@ZenjiSimon

2 years

How can you confuse black with all colors

Mutana ❁

@bruno_akampa

2 years

I confuse John Blaq and Bilangilanji

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