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A lightning update today, Dear Readers! The Moonlit Maze is available on @Netgalley for review! Also: thesis progress update, why I might be bumping into legend @DrJaninaRamirez at @unilincoln , and PRE-ORDERS ARE LIFE. *Mwah!* #themoonlitmaze @headlinepg

The Moonlit Maze on Netgalley

Hello, Dear Readers! A quick update today and the title says it all: The Moonlit Maze is now available to download on Netgalley! My lovely publisher have made this rather gorgeous video to celebrate...

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Zoë Marriott**Pre-order The Moonlit Maze!**

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1 month

Collecting my reserved books at the library: They're under the name Marriott. Librarian: Oh, like the author! Me: Huh? Librarian: You know, the author - Zoë Marriott! Me, blankly: This... has never happened to me before. Librarian: All right. Can I have your library card?

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And then, Dear Reader, I ran away.

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@ZAGrrl Damn, should have asked if she was on Twitter...

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I mean, call me crazy, but I'd rather pay the extra few bob National Insurance and have a functioning NHS? But I suppose that's not an option under this government.

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I think a lot of people are assuming the humour in this situation comes from the librarian not recognising me, when in fact it's that when she recognised my name, I spent a good five seconds wondering if there was some other author called Zoë Marriott she had mistaken me for.

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1 year

Do Netflix realise how counterproductive their strategy is? They're panicking because they're losing market share to other streaming services. To save money, they start canning basically every other show. This rightfully infuriates subscribers, which drives them away even faster.

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To those kind souls who seek through the medium of Twitter to correct my outsized awkwardness, let me ease your burden: my mother has been lecturing me on the topic for more than 30yrs now, and if she can't shame me into changing my personality, I'm afraid the task is hopeless.

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@SoSaysLucia Well, I sort of went, "Aha. Um. Yes. That is me?" & handed her the card & she went, "What? Really? We have all your books here, they're so good!" And I sort of made a strange laugh, thanked her, grabbed my books & card & skittered off like the weird badly socialised gremlin I am.

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@p_callistobooks Truly, she was God-level.

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2 months

As a writer who has been working in the industry since 2005 & has published nine books, I have one completely vital piece of advice that ALL writers must know. Listen well: **When you search & replace, always, always tick the Whole Words Only box** You're welcome.

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Viewing figures are going down even among subscribers they DO keep, bc we're all wary of starting new shows when we know how often they finish on a cliffhanger & then get canned. Lower viewing figures trigger even more show cancellations. More subscribers give up & leave.🤷‍♀️

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@chicklets_1999 Oh no. That would have been a very cool way to handle it but... I am not cool. I sort of went: " Um. Aha. Yes. That. Is? Me?" And then SHE was very cool about it and kindly told me how much she liked my books. And then I ran away as fast as I could. Bc omg.

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Is... this going a bit viral? Feels like I ought to do the thing with the SoundCloud, right, except I don't have one, so here's a link to my new book instead. Pre-orders give writers life (literally, actual life)!:

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@alexandriatris1 Oh, that's lovely! 😊

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@Cfpercy She was so cool. Her hair was blue. Much cooler than I could ever hope to be.

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@ZAGrrl 🥰🥰🥰 thank you! I hope you enjoy it!

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@SoSaysLucia I mean, there might have been some more strange babbling on my part in there but really, do we need to go into that? No. I did promise I'd sign anything she wanted me to sign, totally, authors love signing things, we're obsessed with it, I'll even bring my own pen ha ha ha.

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1 year

I wish anyone RTed my tweets about books and writing this much. Oh, well.

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2 years

#GHOSTS , man! Singlehandedly infusing Christmas day with a compassionate, hilarious and humane warm-hearted joy that makes the whole world seem right, just for 30mins. Best thing on TV, hands down. #BBCGhosts

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@LeftOfPete @SoSaysLucia I accept the approval of awkward people on the internet gladly. They are, in fact, my tribe. We are probably related. Thank you.

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7 years

"He was drunk - he wasn't responsible for his actions - he didn't know what he was doing - so it wasn't his fault." "She was drunk - she wasn't responsible in her actions - she didn't know what she was doing - so it was her own fault." Both these things cannot be true.

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@ladywithapen You, my friend, are in the right place.

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Er? I just checked my book's Amazon rank and... WHAT. This... this book isn't even out until next year. It's normal for me to cry now, right? Imma cry now.

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@CaseyBroughton I only just learned about Tony Hawk today, thanks to this thread!

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Morning lovely people, sorry for not following anyone back anymore, Twitter slapped my wrist 😢

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Those who are following me for my Genuine Awkward Person(tm) content may like to know that just now while carving a piece of pork I managed to punt half of it across the kitchen directly into my dog's face. It hit him like a hockey puck. He's never been so happy to be concussed.

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11 months

Just a quick note here that commenters who presume to explain to me how NI works are wasting their time. I used to be a civil servant. I know more about the inner workings of tax than you do. Good day, Sir.

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@ZAGrrl Tell me the truth. Are you Twitter-psychic?

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@astawriteslore Best reply!

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@tomphilip That is literally the exact thing *I* normally say.

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@LurkerInTheLoft @Cfpercy I can't believe I'm confessing to this, but... a knitted sweater vest and brogues (what Americans call Oxfords, I think). I mean. What am I doing.

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1 year

Abused person: My ex-partner is stalking me. He's violent. I have a restraining order. Help. Met Police: look, he hasn't broken the law yet, sorry. Peaceful protestors: How can you arrest us when we haven't broken the law? Met Police: I dunno, you look suspicious.

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@JackieJanes8 But she was a very busy librarian running the reservation desk! I could never! And also none of my books have an author photo on them.

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2 years

Hamza, once again proving that he is an actual human ray of sunshine, who can heft a mortal women with one hand and bring joy to the nation without breaking a sweat. 'What a man!' says Anton. Hard agree, Anton. Hard agree. #scd #StrictlyFinal

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11 months

Am now muting this thread, since mainsplaining has reached toxic levels. My children, if you can somehow explain why the Tories are randomly cutting taxes instead of tackling our failing public services, pls go ahead: I'm sure the void welcomes your wisdom.

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10 months

New #DoctorWho has such ridiculous amounts of Bisexual Energy. Unprecedented levels. Makes me want to curl up in a tiny ball and giggle madly into a pillow.

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7 months

What's that, Twitter? You would love to hear some SUPER EXCITING PUBLISHING NEWS that I have been sitting on for months and months?? Well, today is your lucky day: tl;dr - I wrote a book for adults, it's timey-wimey & romantic, and it's coming NEXT YEAR. x

Headline Review acquires YA star Zoë Marriott's début novel for adults

Sherise Hobbs at Headline Review has acquired The Moonlit Maze, the début adult novel from award-winning YA author Zoë Marriott while Goldmann has plumped for German rights.

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@Qbdoobedoo Yes, actually- that sums it up really well!

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@LiviaJones You get me.

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7 years

As a former civil servant, I PROMISE YOU that setting up means testing on winter fuel allowance will cost more money than the test saves.

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@Retrocade_Media @CaseyBroughton Learned about him never being recognised, but also learned what an amazing person he was in addition to being a famous skater 😀

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5 months

Well. A brave choice to make the protagonist someone who completely deserves to die. I'm rootin' for the slugs, honestly. #doctorwho #drwho

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I am one of those unlucky individuals whose tongue is programmed to register coriander as soap. Even a small amount of the stuff makes a dish inedible for me. But for those of you who can actually taste coriander... what is it LIKE? Peppery? Aniseedy? Tell me your secrets!

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6 months

@kblakemanwriter Was literally asked to remove "squashed fly biscuits" from my recent ms (1920s) by the editor because she didn't think readers would know what on earth it meant. Second editor agreed!

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@iGotWyneed @chicklets_1999 Quick question: how many books have you written?

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If I worked with Denker, I'd have the words 'NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!' tattooed on my forehead. #Downton

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Reader friends! If you like a book or an author, the NUMBER ONE thing u can do to help them is to review on Amazon or other book websites! x

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@Cfpercy I was wearing a tweed jacket! 🫠

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7 years

#Favechildrenslit Oh, this is cool! OK, something old - and also anarchic, hilarious and surprisingly full of poetry:

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@NOAP1337 That's what they'll put on my headstone, most probably.

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8 years

Thought: fantasy isn't escapism. It doesn't don't take u out, away from reality. It takes u deep inside, beneath the illusion of reality.

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8 years

Little history lesson: when the right wing begin labelling dissenting voices #enemiesofthepeople ? Things are about to go south REALLY fast.

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@Joannechocolat Why do they always chase the thief? As a regular visitor to Cleethorpes I see this all the time, and I can never work out what the goal is? Are you going to wrestle the battered sausage/iced bun/croissant from the gull's beak and eat it???

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1 year

@borodino51 @Joannechocolat @Louiestowell I'm impressed that you're man enough to admit you're scared of women's rage, James. Good on you.

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I would invite Angela Rayner around to mine for tea and telly any day, and get out the good china and the chocolate biscuits, too. If any member of the Tories showed up on my doorstep I would call the police and lock myself in the bathroom for good measure.

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@bringingcomfort I mean, it was great, but I wish I had known what was coming so that I could... prepare some flash cards, do mantras, maybe breath deeply into a paper bag for a bit...

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2 years

"Paperchase brand bought by Tesco, stores facing closure" Me: *Staggers* Friend: What's wrong?! Me: *Staring into the ether* There was... a great disturbance in the force. As if a million writers & stationery geeks cried out in agony, and were silenced...

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1 year

Surviving the Query Trenches, & Finding a New Agent: My big announcement, at last! #amquerying #amwriting #querytrenches

Surviving the Query Trenches, & Finding a New Agent

Hello, Dear Readers - welcome back, and my apologies for the long, long, loooong blog hiatus this summer. Things have been happening, changes have been afoot, and I have a lot of news to share.At the...

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Black/mixed race writer earning under £25k? @OU_Literature is offering THREE - that's right THREE - fully paid scholarships on their wonderful Creative Writing MA. I urge you to apply! Could I get an RT for this amazing opportunity @Joannechocolat ?

The Open University

If you identify as being from a Black background, you could study our MA in Creative Writing for free.

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2 years

My Mother's Inspiring Pep Talk: "I don't know why you're bothering. Why put all this effort into it if you never get anywhere. Just give up and save yourself the disappointment. It's not like it really matters anyway." A mother's love. SO rare. SO precious.

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@WillowNealEnv I am a terminal case, I think! I just went part-time so I can start a fellowship at the uni of Lincoln (next week!), so I'll be submitting April 2025. Luckily, since I don't even have a finished draft yet. Eek!

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@itsmolly I'd love to now reveal that I also own a global hotel chain, but alas...

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@Sorrelish This dog:

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7 years

I think this is a huge deal for trans/genderfluid/non-binaries everywhere actually. It's acknowledging that gender isn't personality.

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I'll say this; there's some trans kid out there, living as a boy, who looks up to The Doctor who'll see him regen into a woman.

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@ZJAyres Long before I realised I was autistic - before I knew someone with the traits I have could *be* autistic - I read a book about Highly Sensitive People and I thought: "This is it! Wow, this explains everything!" But ALL the HSP traits ... are my autistic traits.

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8 years

Cld we pls not use this #Panorama ep on diabetes as an excuse to smugly despise & look down on overweight ppl? Thanks.

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2 years

I will not buy anymore books. I absolutely will not buy anymore books. I don't need anymore books. I will not buy more books. *Buys a bunch more books* Dammit! Ok, Ok - but for real now. I will not buy anymore books.

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7 years

True fact: I was so inspired by conversations & books bought at #YALC that I wrote 1k on the train home! Hurray! @WalkerBooksYA

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@Time_stops_now @ZAGrrl True. Actually even the thought of asking makes me anxious!

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7 years

Colour organised bookshelves r super pretty but they make some deep-down part of me want to howl the alphabet at the moon, RT if u agree.

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7 years

Just to be clear: even if Kylo Ren turns back to the Light, saves everyone & adopts a Porg, HE STILL NEEDS TO DIE THAT BASTARD KILLED HAN.

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2 years

Amazing news! My short story has been shortlisted for the Oxford Flash Fiction Prize, & will be published in their next anthology, before Christmas! I love this weird little story so much, and I'm so excited! @OUGradSch @Oxfordflash @OU_Writers #phdlife @PhDForum

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2 years

Let's be real, Helen Skelton would not be scared of being in the woods with wolves. Helen Skelton would go native, become part of the pack and have to be forcibly removed six months later... #scd #StrictlyComeDancing

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1 year

Does anyone else go into a kind of mourning everytime they finish a re-watch of the LOTR trilogy? If only The Hobbit weren't a hollow travesty with just enough excellent fragments to smash my heart to a thousand pieces...

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New Book: The Moonlit Maze Cover Reveal & Pre-Order Links A real doozy of a post including (but not limited to): my 1st adult historical novel sold, it has a new title AND cover art! And you can pre-order it! Phew. x @KateJShaw @headlinepg @SheriseHobbs

New Book! The Moonlit Maze Cover Reveal & Pre-Order Links

Hello, Dear Readers! It's been a while, I know - I'm currently staring down the final straight of my PhD thesis and will begin a new Fellowship with the Royal Literary Fund at the University of...

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My offering for #folklorethursday - the Yuki-Onna, a lovely woman who emerges from the snow to ensnare (or sometimes save) lost travellors.

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@trashalou I had to Google that, and it was delightful to learn something new about such a great person today. Thank you.

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8 years

Whether u voted Leave or Remain, u shld still realise: branding judges #enemiesofthepeople for enforcing OUR PARLIAMENT'S LAWS is messed up.

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1 year

All right, all right here's a link to my Soundcloud (in reality the list of books I wrote):

Zoë Marriott (Author of The Swan Kingdom)

About Zoë Marriott: Zoë has known that she wanted to be a writer since she read 'The Magic Faraway Tree' by Enid Blyton at age eight. She's never changed...

www.goodreads.com

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4 months

If the @BBC @BBCNews is really committed to 'impartiality' and 'balance', then from now on everytime a Reform MP is allowed to speak, a Green MP must also be offered the opportunity to speak. Come on BBC, I know it'll hurt, but you can do it.

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10 months

Now we're having a musical number and this show has reached peak queer. I mean, it doesn't get any queerer than this, hat's off, no notes, chef's kiss... #Drwho #DoctorWho #bisexualenergy

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2 years

@AO3_Status All I can think is, thank heavens it didn't happen last week when Astolat was posting two chapters a day of her GoT fic. People would straight up have RIOTED. And I include me in that.

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4 months

Millie Gibson leaving after one season is like Christopher Ecclestone leaving after one season. We're left wanting more, but without any diminishment of our joy in what we had. Great job guys. You knocked it out of the park. #DoctorWho #DrWho #EmpireofDeath

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1 year

@JayHulmePoet I know that you are a deeply kind, decent person. A true Christian. But. This is the time to buy a strawberry mikshake and pour it across their hood, roof, boot, windows. Everywhere except the windscreen. EVERY. TIME. THEY. PARK. THERE.

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3 months

@piercepenniless No one is owed forgiveness for hurting another person. Forgiveness is grace; we can only hope for it. Making it an obligation robs it of meaning & puts an unfair burden on the unjured party. People must live with the consequences of their own actions & the harm they have done.

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7 years

Sunday morning in London: breakfast in the sun while waiting for my train, reading a good book. Bliss! @WalkerBooksYA @Lauren_E_James

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1 year

Gosh turns out that the 'trans agenda' is that trans people just want to live their own normal lives in peace like everyone else exactly as they always said what a shock.

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Three good days work on my thesis in row and then, bam, right on schedule, a day when I cannot focus and nothing is getting done at all. So frustrating! #phdlife #academicwriting

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Zoë Marriott**Pre-order The Moonlit Maze!**

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7 years

Never ever forget that 90% of ISIS victims are Muslim.

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2 years

Clothes manufacturers: please internalise the fact that women cannot get enough of pockets. We want pockets. We literally cannot get enough of pockets. If you made a pocket into a dress and every pocket had a pocket, that would still not be quite enough pockets. GIVE US POCKETS.

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7 years

123,000 words. Two years. 12k of cuts, and two computers. The WIP is finally 'finished' and with my agent. Now, I await judgement.

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1 year

@Rowan_Lawton It's the same logic that allows Uncle Freddy to sit in a corner at Christmas spewing misogynistic & racist slurs for 10yrs while everyone pretends not to hear, but if one of the kids says 'Hey, that's not OK' the whole family rushes to shame them for 'making a scene'.

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1 month

Off to embrace the auntcore aesthetic I've only just learned I have by making cauliflower cheese and other wholesome baked deliciousness. I'm even going to put on an apron.

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Zoë Marriott**Pre-order The Moonlit Maze!**

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8 years

Oh Val! How can someone who literally makes a Bakewell tart EVERY WEEK get it so wrong? #GBBO

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1 month

@susie_nerd493 Oh, thank you! That's so lovely to hear - I'm really glad you enjoyed them 😊

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1 year

As an ancient Millennial I would like to share a gem of wisdom with future generations who may be struggling. Are you ready? I'll wait. OK. Here goes. It doesn't matter if clothes are 'in', 'out' or 'over'. Only whether you like them & feel good in them. You're welcome.

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Zoë Marriott**Pre-order The Moonlit Maze!**

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7 years

Watching #countryfile & want to teach YOUR children abt nature words? U want wonderful THE LOST WORDS by @RobGMacfarlane & @JackieMorrisArt

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7 years

*Looks at massive TBR pile* *Looks at 20 unread books on ereader* *Orders a bunch of new books anyway* U'LL NEVAH TEK MAH FREEDUMMMM!!!

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Zoë Marriott**Pre-order The Moonlit Maze!**

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2 years

Women having human rights has not impinged on the rights of men. People of colour having human rights has not impinged on the rights of white people. Trans people having human rights will not impinge on the rights of cis people. Either we're all equal, or none of us are.

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2 years

So glad to be an @OpenUniversity PhD student. I didn't even realise what a fantastic decision I'd made to chose the OU until I started. I've met some of the most amazing & inspiring staff & fellow students, and I can't imagine, now, pursuing my doctorate anywhere else. @OUGradSch

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