Mike Honcho @ThaDrkness Twitter profile

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Mike Honcho

@ThaDrkness

9 months

The youth have “discovered” the McGangbang. Too bad they can’t get it for $2 like we did.

Cori Jamya🖤

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9 months

Got high and decided to try some shit I seen on Instagram🤣. The taste so unique I can’t even explain it like😭

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These are the “comedian destroys heckler videos I want to see

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@Ngvbe_50 @SaycheeseDGTL

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@indicabadu01 @SoLaidBack_ He’s controlling himself great. It’s the wood that doesn’t behave.

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@mikerainey82 I feel like if the chair was important, someone would be sitting on it.

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4 years

@embarragan1 I’m sorry your city was woefully unprepared for snow but I’m confused to how ALL groceries went bad in freezing temps.

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4 years

@dalilqueenb @embarragan1 You’re right. I should’ve popped up 2 days ago to help her put the perishables in the snow.

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5 years

@bellabendzxxx @ilytragicworld @nutitty @guineapenis That’s actually a statement of fact

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@MikeStew55 They got to the show. They’ll figure out how to enjoy it.

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1 year

@FightHaven I was hoping manbun got leveled

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@indicabadu01 @SoLaidBack_ Sounds like you never heard of the Narb, no apparent reason boner. Sometimes we get bricked up outta nowhere and have to handle it.

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11 months

@Emilio2763 It’s An ENTIRELY Different SPECIES…

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4 years

@fuckitiloveu @thesadcherry @BRBRASTREISAND That’s the only issue you see with this?

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7 months

Tbh calling this man’s mom over this bullshit is much more deplorable than what a comedian said at a comedy club. You a bitch @Maejor4Congress

I AM👑

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7 months

Anti-black comedian David Lucas’ mother Felicia & Uncle speak on X Spaces after their son makes disparaging jokes about the Death of George Floyd. #XSpaces with @Maejor4Congress

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1 year

@asmotek @Phil_Lewis_ How would a taste taster prevent a chef from drowning? ELI5 plz

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1 year

@mcnees How do you know the answer is wrong? From this Google response, it appears new info is yet to be disseminated.

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2 years

@Asta_sDaddy It’s not a question tho, it’s a poll. Pick an answer or don’t and keep moving.

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3 years

If any of the entities tagged care enough about @luisjgomez to write something about him, it’s a win for Luis 🇵🇷🐍

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@ZubyMusic They asked for equality but want to cry when it starts to happen 😂

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9 months

@Alphafox78 Typically shooting someone running away from you is frowned upon. Even for the grave crime of knocking on a gate.

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4 years

@aduncancarson Hey man. You’re really making a difference out here

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@LPizzle Dapping up out of town black ppl is the only thing that gives me anxiety 😂

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2 years

I’ve discovered there are 3 flavors of these: Lemon Iced Tea, Peach Ice Tea and Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey. Can’t wait until @DrinkAriZona drops that Hard Arnold Palmer

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4 months

This is the level of petty I aspire to be.

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4 months

Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

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Idgaf whether you like him or not, that’s fucking funny 😂😂

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5 months

FYI Tate is 37 with 0 kids

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@nojumper

5 months

Andrew Tate said any man who has sex with women because it “feels good” is gay.

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@Mel_ceee @hbcushaderoom What would the police do? Hopefully you meant plumbers

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@GorillaMamaWho

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3 years

Go get @columtyrrell crowd work album. Currently available from an Irishman at Skankfest

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3 years

@Out5p0ken Who? Yourself?

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6 months

What happens if you are a bird with 2 cases of pink eye?

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6 months

Accidentally listening to the Godfrey podcast and him & Dante agreed that Megan Fox is better looking than Selma Hayek.

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3 years

@SaintHeartwing @Timcast This is how you know the American education system sucks.

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1 year

Women, stop screaming at shit you don’t understand. All that noise doesn’t help ANY situation.

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1 year

The screams of the longhouse while Man overcomes nature.

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@luisjgomez @LeMaireLee is better than 96% of that list

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10 months

Lmao “allowed”. Only rule in a street fight is “Protect Ya Neck”

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@CrackAmicoRAP They became insufferable when they started making money.

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3 years

There’s a huge difference between saying nigger and calling someone a nigger that people just don’t want to accept.

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3 years

Joe Rogan x Nigger. A compilation.

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9 months

Fun fact: most black dudes LOVED the crocodile hunter 😂😂

Game of X

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9 months

Florida Man uses Garbage Can to capture the alligator.

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2 years

The women of skankfest have already taken down a bathroom. Good luck gents. Happy hunting 🤣🤣

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8 months

I love when I get sent flowers

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2 years

How many of y’all ever used fake piss to beat a drug test?

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10 months

Ugh I became the worst black stereotype today…my smoke alarm battery needs to be changed…

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2 years

@majorkt215 @JusBNme615 What happened to 4?

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2 years

@GeishaLouDobbs @feraljokes @postingtwink No. Otherwise he wouldn’t have added the “or whatever”. Classic lie technique

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4 months

Im high and just trying things out

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3 months

Who wants to do acid and go mini golfing?

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9 months

Rob Craig & Smokey every week

🥩🎂👨🏿‍🦲

@C2thaL2thaIGG

9 months

Fuck I look like I do for a living?

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10 months

@MamaTea_ The sheer audacity to show up, unannounced & unwanted, with dollar menu items trying to get some cheeks smh

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1 year

It got so hot I had to break this bad boy out.

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7 months

@OwenBenjamin @DecentSmut @luisjgomez This sounds like a cop out on your part if you think sponsors would be upset by you going on the self proclaimed “Most Offensive Podcast in the world”

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2 years

I can see why pirates had birds now

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@_PhallonX0X0 It damn sure ain’t to pray to Allah.

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3 years

@NotChayyslayys I don’t know shit about perms but I’ve seen enough to know that ain’t the process

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2 years

@chrissiemayrsb1 How you claim to be from the Bronx and can’t handle catcalling? Dude ain’t even call her a bitch!!

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10 months

I’ve been good at frying chicken for over a decade, now I’m getting good at making hot chicken

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9 months

Employee of the month right there

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@ThaDrkness

10 months

I wonder if these ppl know a good amount of the internet is laughing AT them and not with them? Also stop trying to make me like Matt Rife.

𝒸𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝒶

@ageofchris

10 months

Matt rife posts a link to an “apology” but it’s really just this……BIG YIKES

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3 years

If you see a tall black guy at #skankfest , it’s likely me. Come get your hug.

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11 months

Alcohol is worse than weed on all levels.

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11 months

What opinion about weed will have you like this?

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@torchedshane @heyyitsjanea Ummm…. Excuse me? You ain’t gotta be fancy to fulfill a request

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3 months

@DANKG0D If you hand the blunt back wet, we not sharing no more. Ever.

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3 years

This man can’t stop talking about @luisjgomez It’s like wants to date him but is too scared to pull the trigger.

Jake Flores 🇵🇸

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3 years

This man can not stop reading my tweets

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3 years

I’m only in the sun a few hours a week. Might as well stunt on em while I do

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1 year

@luisjgomez Whyy are you making this a bigger deal than it should be?

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2 years

This was here to greet me at work. I am very confused

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8 months

@trollinganna @NotTramBraxton So the only men in this world are black & white?

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2 years

@luisjgomez Them: “He said all those nasty things outta nowhere and it wasn’t funny and very racist” Also them: “Schultz {club manager} said he saw Vos becoming frustrated with them, as Schultz says the women were being loud and disrupting the show.”

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7 months

Bussin

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6 months

This reminds me of the pic with the chick on the couch. You know the one 😂😂

Marshall Mathers

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6 months

Everybody is a doctor on DRE DAY. 💉 @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive @drdre @SnoopDogg @50cent

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@libertydadpod @tomselliott @ptone5263 @AOC It was the only thing I noticed from this video.

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@ThaDrkness

1 year

This cunt pulls out a gas station last second, I hit her car & fall. She has the au-fucking-dacity to say “you ain’t see me pulling out” “Bitch I was in the middle of the right lane coming, I have the right of way” enjoy that dented hood cunt.

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@hbcushaderoom If feel like if you’re asking this question in college, you should go home and save your or whoever’s money is paying to go to that school.

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2 years

@TheRyanNYC @luisjgomez A grown man using “ur” is worse than any of Luis’ takes

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9 months

And then I found $5

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10 months

I love that @Shanemgillis is now a meme reaction. #SODTAOE Here’s the vid for y’all who never seen it

Sleep Cop - Gilly and Keeves

Gilly And Keeves: The Special Available NOW at https://gillyandkeeves.tv/S1E3 - A friendly dinner party goes awry when the police show up.----Directed by: Mc...

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The Freaky Frog!

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2 years

Every Vet has a picture very similar to this in their collection lol

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2 years

@XtremeBarnett @kentwipf @BDonZidaho @madeleinekearns Quit playing dumb. In this context, that argument holds no water. Ain’t nobody talking adoption, it’s about a man, who after 50+ years of beings man, decided to become a woman claiming to have birthed children. Which is a boldfaced lie.

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2 years

If you’re over the age of 25 and still getting hangovers, give up drinking. You clearly can’t handle it, or conduct yourself properly.

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@ThaDrkness

3 years

Found out my out job is saying they fired me for having weed at work. They found the equivalent of 2 grains of sand and decided to attribute that to me since I ate in that area. Now I get paid $2/hr more to do less work with less responsibility 🤷🏾‍♂️. Do you boo.

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2 years

Niece: Marky I like you shirt My shirt

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9 months

Irish goodbyes are the way to go

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2 years

Drenched as legally possible

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2 years

@C2thaL2thaIGG What channel is this on? For science 😂😂

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6 months

@what_up_bbgirl how great is god?

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

6 months

Tires, starring Shane Gillis, is coming to Netflix May 23

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9 months

Since LOS is no longer live & MNF season is pretty much over, I’m going to start watching movies on Mondays. I’ll probably make a Google doc later but what pre-2005 movies do you think I should see?

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4 months

You know I keep that thang on me

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Inspired by @teekay1013

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4 months

Boy dinner

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8 months

FYI this is a phishing attempt. Your answers are to commonly asked security question for account recoveries.

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@ThaDrkness

9 months

@luisjgomez And now I’m canceled my GAS sub

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2 years

@pdagr8one @MulhollandL0ver @sillyboneswag95 @pardi You must be new here 😂😂

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3 months

Ayo what??

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6 months

I seriously need to record myself folding fitted sheets.

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@ThaDrkness

4 months

How did you get a pic of @dru_montana47 fridge? 😂😂

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Mike Honcho

@ThaDrkness

2 years

How do you say Twitter is for is jokes but then threaten to kill a dude over jokes on Twitter? 🤣🤣 this place is pure entertainment

sa da tay

@WasGoodSlim

2 years

I know this Twitter n everything is jokes but there's a time n place for everything. Internet niggas gotta stop playin' with real life situations that carry real life consequences. Quit playin with gang