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I’m releasing 13 products for TheCosmetist’s line this August and I am, more than anybody else, super excited for what’s coming.
It’s a monumental shift for Nigerian made skincare because we have come so so far from just Shea butter.
So far.
My problem is that Enioluwa isn’t even effeminate enough for that “gay” tag.
Only because he looks like he showers multiple times a day and looks well moisturized and you people have labeled him many things???
I want this man to have a good life.
The Best Life.
I’d prefer to be in it with him forever but even if I’m not… I hope the Universe always takes special care of him.
I was working as a pharmacist and decided to use these supplements because “practice what you preach.
It was so bad that I’d literally be sleeping and be feeling juices running out UNPROVOKED!!
Packed everything and gave my sister, my nephew was born less than 10 months later.
Went from a man that said I was embarrassing him by flying bike and still wouldn’t pay for my taxify to One that taught me how to drive, would pick me up from anywhere, and still books me rides in a heartbeat.
Seems inconsequential to most people but omo...❤️
Twitter fam!Please help... My mum has huge sacks of sweet potatoes for sale at 5,000 each. Big and fresh. Location:Ibadan.
We do deliveries too
Please help make our Christmas lit. Thanks. Kindly RT
They would have raped that girl to the death.
200 boys??
And it would have been okay in Nigeria cause na ashewo and what was she looking for in a boys only school at night?
Can’t jam this album for more than 15 mins before I start feeling somehow and go back to my MIL jeje.
My ears can’t take all the Jiggy Jiggy bam bam anymore.
Wizkid ti koba mi 🥺
A man will get engaged and y’all would immediately start dropping think pieces for women.
Can’t we just say congratulations and move on like civilized people????!!
And it’s always for the women too.
E je ka gboran please.
If you break my friends heart, I honestly won’t let you rest.
If she likes, she can forgive you, that’s her own business.
But me and you? Elemi lo ma last.
I don’t know who sold the delusion to side chics that it’s because they’re “better” than the wife.
Instead of them to face the man that’s disrespecting them both, it’s comparison Olympics.
Very dense.
I have a married guy friend whose company I enjoy, and who I love to pieces. We’ve been friends for YEARS, since before the marriage. When we do link, it’s 97% innocent. His wife is completely hetero, yet he wants me to covertly assist him in attempting to persuade her to allow
Idk what you people are talking about but Daniel Etim is a very very fine man.
All these “he’s not even…” Ehnehn.
That’s a lie.
Face the issue.
But bobo yen Hans gan.
@Arakunrin_emma
A lot of these bespoke tailors do not do fast fashion either but you can still see the difference in their fabric quality.
Veekee doesn’t do cheap. Or common.
@ms___dale
This is the best brand of evening primrose I’ve seen in all my years of practice because it has more GLE.
Also stick to 500mg once daily and then you can increase to twice daily to prevent incidence of adverse effects.
1000mg dose should be left for menopausal women please.
I just want to say a big thank you to my twitter fam.The potatoes are sold out. 250 bags. I take credit for only 30 though. Twitter is amazing. My customers are the best people. Someone even dashed me 2k.I love y'all so much. Christmas is awesome. God bless y'all real good. 😘😘
Twitter fam!Please help... My mum has huge sacks of sweet potatoes for sale at 5,000 each. Big and fresh. Location:Ibadan.
We do deliveries too
Please help make our Christmas lit. Thanks. Kindly RT
@zikorx
See. When I saw that tweet, I knew it was BS because there was no way in hell that was true and wasn’t common public knowledge in this misogyny ridden society.
I just knew it was CAP.
Plugging myself shamelessly here.
I’m a cosmetic scientist and I make the most amazing safe & effective skincare.
I also make candles and teach courses on how to create your own.
I’m a pharmacist and can help with sourcing supplements and ethical medicines.
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The reason why that “Mr Veekee James” didn’t make you just lol, shake your head and move on is misogyny.
The reason you’re writing think pieces and crying about another person’s supposed “disrespect” is misogyny.
I assure you that the man himself might not be pressed even.
My name is Funmi Ojo and my selling point is customized skincare that actually works!
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Twitter fam,I need your help again.😇
I'm trying to set up my place in school n I need furniture.
So whoever has furniture they're willing to let go of for cheap should please dm with pictures n prices.
Location :Ibadan.
Please RT. My furniture is on your TL. 😆
Gracias
Sometimes, understand that people will be fine.
You don’t always have to carry everybody on your back.
It’s hard yes, but leave them to figure it out by themselves.
Cute.
Google, biggest food critic in Nigeria
I am literally the BEST in my field in the whole country and the Highest paid too.
I single handedly pioneered and popularized a new field in the country and when Nigerian food history is being mentioned my name would be there.
I also do contract manufacturing for skincare and home fragrance brands.
I’m a master chandler and you cannot find my candle scent blends any where else fr!
Hit me up for your home/office fragrances or even for souvenirs/gifts for your next event!
Thank you so much 💕
When you people have finished frothing in the mouth over someone else’s sexuality, come to my page and let me hook you up with skincare that works.
That’s affordable, safe and healthy!
Maybe if all of us are glowing and shining, we’d have a rethink.
Thankss 🤭
@FlawlessMilo
@theyommie
Which is crazy because the response to a Nigerian Man committing adultery is usually for the wife to “Go on your knees and pray so that the devil will not enter your home”.
Clownery🌚
God abeg 😩😩😂.
This is why family history is important before marrying so when your toddler starts to toddler, you can go and drop him in your husband’s family house.
Getting expelled from creche for beating other babies, fighting a goat till i dislocated my shoulder, drinking a bottle of phenergan and sleeping for 3 days, putting my hand in a pot of hot water to bring out the egg my mum was boiling for me, using my mum's inhaler as perfume.
I'm tired of sitting home all day.
I'm a pharmacist in training..
I'm innovative and a fast thinker.
I need employment of some sort to stop me from going crazy before school resumes..
Location is Ibadan.
Please help RT
I'll do anything legal.
Thanks. 💞
I’m now taking wholesale orders for these mini scented bubble candles.
Vendors, they make the perfect addition to that Valentine’s gift box.
They also make the cutest souvenirs that’ll leave the memory of your event lingering in your guest’s mind.
20k for 15pcs.
Kindly RT 💜
One thing I’ve learned as a woman growing up in Nigeria is that you cannot be shy. Or even overtly gracious to these nonsense men.
Call that BS out immediately.
They’ll call you loud and crass and unfeminine but that’s eventually what could save you from harassment.
Before getting diagnosed with PCOS in 2022, I was always looking for answers for what was wrong with me. Why wasn’t I seeing my period? So I used to ask my doctor friends for their opinions. Met this guy through a friend and he was disgusting to say the least.
I had a scan in
I’ve been wanting pizza and ice cream since 4 days ago but how to navigate Akobo to Bodija without headshot?
Cause how will I explain to God that it’s food that brought me home prematurely??😭
Just clocked that I sold over 300k worth of Black soap in 3 months alone.
Passively! Without paying a dime for advertising.
Ose Dudu lasan🥺.
Omo, TopicalsByFunmi to the World! 😌🎉
@jols04
@ms___dale
I honestly didn’t use it long enough for me to see skin effects.
But my bloating and cravings reduced massively and that ultimately leads to clear skin in my experience.
Plus I know a lot of middle aged women that have amazing skin testimonies from EPO
Amala meta, Ogunfe meji, Ponmo meji, eja kika meji, eran gidi meji.
One chilled pulpy orange to push it down. 80cl ni o.
Mi o fe igo kekere oshi yen.
Make I first use that one see front fess...
You guys have twisted Feminism to suit youur sick beliefs and lifestyle.
You want to be a feminist??
Go to Saudi Arabia.
Go to the places where women need help.
All this toxic toxic misandry misogyny is just big English from a bunch of cowards.
But what do I know?