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Cosmetic Formulator. Master Chandler. Science of Cosmetics. Pharmacist. ScienceComms. Books are my true friends. @topicalsbyfunmi for science backed skincare. ✨

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined October 2013
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
25 days
The Cosmetist’s Line. 13 products. Carefully selected, high performing, science backed actives incorporated with the finest natural ingredients. Nothing to hide Ingredient list, just Clean skincare that actually works! Drop is this Friday! Please Retweet 🥹💜
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 month
I’m releasing 13 products for TheCosmetist’s line this August and I am, more than anybody else, super excited for what’s coming. It’s a monumental shift for Nigerian made skincare because we have come so so far from just Shea butter. So far.
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Funmi Ojo
8 months
No. People will go for nysc because it’s necessary to get jobs or further education in Nigeria. Don’t be intentionally obtuse.
@BellasPersona
Àfúnimáwobè⁷ 💚💜
8 months
People will still go for Nysc because Nigerians have “it won’t happen to me” syndrome.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 year
Especially if it smells like your mummy 🥺 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
@thelasthorcruxx
Last Horcrux
1 year
Ankara as aso ibora >>>> instead of duvet
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 month
I always say that Veekie James’ selling point is her fabric. Her styles are amazing but you see her fabrics ? You cannot find the type anywhere else.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
6 months
My problem is that Enioluwa isn’t even effeminate enough for that “gay” tag. Only because he looks like he showers multiple times a day and looks well moisturized and you people have labeled him many things???
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
2 years
I want this man to have a good life. The Best Life. I’d prefer to be in it with him forever but even if I’m not… I hope the Universe always takes special care of him.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 year
I was working as a pharmacist and decided to use these supplements because “practice what you preach. It was so bad that I’d literally be sleeping and be feeling juices running out UNPROVOKED!! Packed everything and gave my sister, my nephew was born less than 10 months later.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
4 years
Went from a man that said I was embarrassing him by flying bike and still wouldn’t pay for my taxify to One that taught me how to drive, would pick me up from anywhere, and still books me rides in a heartbeat. Seems inconsequential to most people but omo...❤️
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
6 months
Idk, but I don’t find the “daughter snatching my husband” jokes funny. “This is a circle tweet.”
@_AyomideA
ZeeMadeit!✂️🪡💙
6 months
Gbokogboko😭 Husband snatcher!!! Ewo oju ee, woko woko😒😒.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
7 years
Twitter fam!Please help... My mum has huge sacks of sweet potatoes for sale at 5,000 each. Big and fresh. Location:Ibadan. We do deliveries too Please help make our Christmas lit. Thanks. Kindly RT
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1 year
They would have raped that girl to the death. 200 boys?? And it would have been okay in Nigeria cause na ashewo and what was she looking for in a boys only school at night?
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
Can’t jam this album for more than 15 mins before I start feeling somehow and go back to my MIL jeje. My ears can’t take all the Jiggy Jiggy bam bam anymore. Wizkid ti koba mi 🥺
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Funmi Ojo
6 months
A man will get engaged and y’all would immediately start dropping think pieces for women. Can’t we just say congratulations and move on like civilized people????!! And it’s always for the women too. E je ka gboran please.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 month
It doesn’t even matter where you’re from. Ibadan’s gonna make you feel like home.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
3 years
Pharmacist Funmi Ojo B.Pharm(University of Ibadan) MPSN.❤️
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
5 months
Candles I’ve made that will blow your mind… Kindly retweet 😌✨
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3 years
@balafaama @tossin_O Funny how she was the first thing to catch my eye. Like whatcha wearing sis?😂😂
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
If you break my friends heart, I honestly won’t let you rest. If she likes, she can forgive you, that’s her own business. But me and you? Elemi lo ma last.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
7 months
I don’t know who sold the delusion to side chics that it’s because they’re “better” than the wife. Instead of them to face the man that’s disrespecting them both, it’s comparison Olympics. Very dense.
@Kekomarieee
KeKo Marie
7 months
I have a married guy friend whose company I enjoy, and who I love to pieces. We’ve been friends for YEARS, since before the marriage. When we do link, it’s 97% innocent. His wife is completely hetero, yet he wants me to covertly assist him in attempting to persuade her to allow
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Funmi Ojo
1 year
Na me suppose be mummy Zim rn but Mercy Said Noooooo!!😩😂😂 I like being an aunty just fine for now.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
8 months
Idk what you people are talking about but Daniel Etim is a very very fine man. All these “he’s not even…” Ehnehn. That’s a lie. Face the issue. But bobo yen Hans gan.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
30 days
The idea of LDR is getting more appealing each day because I don’t have time to hang out but i want to talk to you all day, you get?
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1 month
@Arakunrin_emma A lot of these bespoke tailors do not do fast fashion either but you can still see the difference in their fabric quality. Veekee doesn’t do cheap. Or common.
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
Shola Allyson’s music has dragged me out of treacherous depths this year and the last. You see that Iri live Album?? She sang it for me.
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
No caption... I’m already Headlining.✨
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 year
@SIR_CLEMENTIO From where juices run out from. Surely biology was compulsory in your high school??
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
11 months
@biglxmy Dyg. Small thing “I can never date…” Do you think that they want to date you too?
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
1 year
@ms___dale I was using evening primrose oil, I’ll tell you the brand, vitamin e, a vitamin blend and ashwagandha root powder.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
4 months
Here’s to 25 🥂 Happy Birthday Olufunmi. 💕
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Funmi Ojo
1 year
@ms___dale This is the best brand of evening primrose I’ve seen in all my years of practice because it has more GLE. Also stick to 500mg once daily and then you can increase to twice daily to prevent incidence of adverse effects. 1000mg dose should be left for menopausal women please.
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4 years
Felt delete, might cute later.😉
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1 month
We’re Halfway there! 🥹
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4 years
I passed!!!!!!! No Resits!🎊🎊🎊
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
Take Two. 💋
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
@ButterBibi Lmao. Cry today, cry tomorrow. Cry forever.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
7 years
I just want to say a big thank you to my twitter fam.The potatoes are sold out. 250 bags. I take credit for only 30 though. Twitter is amazing. My customers are the best people. Someone even dashed me 2k.I love y'all so much. Christmas is awesome. God bless y'all real good. 😘😘
@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
7 years
Twitter fam!Please help... My mum has huge sacks of sweet potatoes for sale at 5,000 each. Big and fresh. Location:Ibadan. We do deliveries too Please help make our Christmas lit. Thanks. Kindly RT
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@zikorx See. When I saw that tweet, I knew it was BS because there was no way in hell that was true and wasn’t common public knowledge in this misogyny ridden society. I just knew it was CAP.
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7 months
500/500!!! E ba mi gbe Oluwa Tobi!!!!🤸🏾‍♂️
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1 year
@_hogwartswizard It’s one of the little pleasures of life. Hold on tight while you can.
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Funmi Ojo
1 year
Plugging myself shamelessly here. I’m a cosmetic scientist and I make the most amazing safe & effective skincare. I also make candles and teach courses on how to create your own. I’m a pharmacist and can help with sourcing supplements and ethical medicines. I’m your plug! ☺️
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Funmi Ojo
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This is Me. This is what I do. ✨
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Funmi Ojo
2 months
The reason why that “Mr Veekee James” didn’t make you just lol, shake your head and move on is misogyny. The reason you’re writing think pieces and crying about another person’s supposed “disrespect” is misogyny. I assure you that the man himself might not be pressed even.
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
@SeniormanOA Lmaooo. If somebody hit my head like this I’d cry for dayssssss
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
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My name is Funmi Ojo and my selling point is customized skincare that actually works! Not “organics” but science backed skincare with thousands of reviews to back my claims. Send a DM to get started today. 💕
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
@tilewaaa Lol, none of them are poor o. It’s the thoughtfulness. Just date person wey rate you at the End of the day.
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
If any pastor in RCcG tries to use the church to campaign for that fraud, I’ll make sure I drag them. In Jesus Mighty Name. Amen.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
3 months
Because Love isn’t a reward for good behavior, or reserved for the good times. I loved this story sm ☺️
@_colinspen_
Ali
3 months
The way Colin was still so giddy to marry Pen even when things weren’t perfect between them
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1 year
@amaka_xoxo Your appetite will definitely increase 😂
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
It’s the Everything for Me. ✨
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
7 years
Twitter fam,I need your help again.😇 I'm trying to set up my place in school n I need furniture. So whoever has furniture they're willing to let go of for cheap should please dm with pictures n prices. Location :Ibadan. Please RT. My furniture is on your TL. 😆 Gracias
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
3 times the Charm✨
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
@prosquid @Folabii_ Same energy with “Is Ashimolowo a bad bitch?” 😂
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
10 months
Sometimes, understand that people will be fine. You don’t always have to carry everybody on your back. It’s hard yes, but leave them to figure it out by themselves.
@theomonigho
OMONIGHO 👩🏾‍🦳
10 months
I haven't seen it so, First daughter 101?
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3 months
For Evidence.
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Funmi Ojo
3 months
Today’s my POP. And the only time this NYSc uniform looked half way decent on me. Cheers to the end of an era 💕
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5 months
You woke up one morning and started calling yourself that one o. Nobody named you.
@OpeFoodCritic
Opeyemi Famakin
5 months
Cute. Google, biggest food critic in Nigeria I am literally the BEST in my field in the whole country and the Highest paid too. I single handedly pioneered and popularized a new field in the country and when Nigerian food history is being mentioned my name would be there.
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Funmi Ojo
3 years
@ayothesage_ @faux_Ikay Bruhhh’ …Actually!! Cause what do you need this information for??😂😂
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Funmi Ojo
1 year
@sugabelly They fumbled this premiere yes, but everything else you said is Cap abeg.
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@YourCosmetist
Funmi Ojo
4 years
Tall enough to catch your vibe?😉
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Funmi Ojo
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I also do contract manufacturing for skincare and home fragrance brands. I’m a master chandler and you cannot find my candle scent blends any where else fr! Hit me up for your home/office fragrances or even for souvenirs/gifts for your next event! Thank you so much 💕
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@gboukzi Why do I feel like this is a Yoruba proverb??
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
I got my first job! Somebody finds me worthy of salary. Wonderment!💃🏼💃🏼
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Funmi Ojo
6 months
When you people have finished frothing in the mouth over someone else’s sexuality, come to my page and let me hook you up with skincare that works. That’s affordable, safe and healthy! Maybe if all of us are glowing and shining, we’d have a rethink. Thankss 🤭
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
Yoruba Girl, of the Ata Rodo Variety✨
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
@FlawlessMilo @theyommie Which is crazy because the response to a Nigerian Man committing adultery is usually for the wife to “Go on your knees and pray so that the devil will not enter your home”. Clownery🌚
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Funmi Ojo
6 years
@Jeromeikeh I had to go n google coprophilia and dormant Hiv.... like what the actual fuck?!!!
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Funmi Ojo
1 year
God abeg 😩😩😂. This is why family history is important before marrying so when your toddler starts to toddler, you can go and drop him in your husband’s family house.
@temisrael007
Temitayo Ayantayo MD
1 year
Getting expelled from creche for beating other babies, fighting a goat till i dislocated my shoulder, drinking a bottle of phenergan and sleeping for 3 days, putting my hand in a pot of hot water to bring out the egg my mum was boiling for me, using my mum's inhaler as perfume.
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4 years
So I got Balloons today. Cheers to Year 21. To Laughter and Joy and the Best Human Relationships ❤️
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6 months
Too young to ask you for money but old enough to sleep with??
@Times_Of_Caleb
Caleb.py
6 months
@Phavebrawn Guy calm, compared to my age, she’s still young Nor be underage ooo
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Funmi Ojo
2 years
Went for Sunday service physically for the First Time this Year and I wonder why I waited this long to go! God has my whole heart! ❤️
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Funmi Ojo
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My dress from @mideshugaa !!! And she delivered in 24 hoursss and with the sweetest note too! Thank you my girl! You Rock! 💜
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
To February! Bright and Beautiful ✨
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Funmi Ojo
7 years
I'm tired of sitting home all day. I'm a pharmacist in training.. I'm innovative and a fast thinker. I need employment of some sort to stop me from going crazy before school resumes.. Location is Ibadan. Please help RT I'll do anything legal. Thanks. 💞
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2 years
@TheLotaChukwu @iamM_O_B And y’all say Women aren’t funny???😂😂
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4 years
@ZamirLX Which is hilarious for people that live in the poverty capital of the world. You’d think they’d have more important things to worry about...🌚
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8 months
I’m now taking wholesale orders for these mini scented bubble candles. Vendors, they make the perfect addition to that Valentine’s gift box. They also make the cutest souvenirs that’ll leave the memory of your event lingering in your guest’s mind. 20k for 15pcs. Kindly RT 💜
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2 years
Ticked my first box for 2023! Guess who’s now a certified Semi Permanent Makeup and Lash Artist? That’s Right! This Girl!
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7 months
One thing I’ve learned as a woman growing up in Nigeria is that you cannot be shy. Or even overtly gracious to these nonsense men. Call that BS out immediately. They’ll call you loud and crass and unfeminine but that’s eventually what could save you from harassment.
@faree_for_real
Faree Ferrari
7 months
Before getting diagnosed with PCOS in 2022, I was always looking for answers for what was wrong with me. Why wasn’t I seeing my period? So I used to ask my doctor friends for their opinions. Met this guy through a friend and he was disgusting to say the least. I had a scan in
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I’ve been wanting pizza and ice cream since 4 days ago but how to navigate Akobo to Bodija without headshot? Cause how will I explain to God that it’s food that brought me home prematurely??😭
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4 years
Can I have your attention?✨
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4 years
A Queen ✨
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4 years
Yoruba Spice 🌶
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1 year
@ChaoticArt_ I tweeted about this. How is anybody even remotely interested in anything sexual in that stinky dirty placeeee😩😩
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Funmi Ojo
4 years
Just clocked that I sold over 300k worth of Black soap in 3 months alone. Passively! Without paying a dime for advertising. Ose Dudu lasan🥺. Omo, TopicalsByFunmi to the World! 😌🎉
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1 year
@jols04 @ms___dale I honestly didn’t use it long enough for me to see skin effects. But my bloating and cravings reduced massively and that ultimately leads to clear skin in my experience. Plus I know a lot of middle aged women that have amazing skin testimonies from EPO
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1 year
@skinnyniggr The entire Gen Z is embarrassed on her behalf.
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1 year
May Dump.🙃
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Funmi Ojo
8 years
Inbox your skin/hair problems to me and let me give you tips on how to solve them organically with visible improvement in 20 days..Pls RT
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1 year
ABBA’s Daughter ✨
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@AdewaleAdeife2
Softboy Adeife
1 year
Please quote this tweet with your cute Sunday pictures. Please don’t air me🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Funmi Ojo
3 years
Amala meta, Ogunfe meji, Ponmo meji, eja kika meji, eran gidi meji. One chilled pulpy orange to push it down. 80cl ni o. Mi o fe igo kekere oshi yen. Make I first use that one see front fess...
@KraksTV
www.KRAKS.co
3 years
100 Mil in your account, what is the first thing you are buying?
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4 months
Mutuals, Shall We?
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11 months
I’m Funmi from Nigeria, And this is my Art✨
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@a_aderinsola
Chef_Derin
11 months
I’m Derin from Nigeria, this is my art 🧑🏽‍🍳
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4 years
Adding a little sparkle to the TL tonight ✨
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3 years
Aunty Funmi ✨
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I used my last 1k to buy sharwama yesterday chanting "If I perish, I perish". Now I'm in the "perish" zone and it's not a good place 😥😥😥😣😣😣😣
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2 years
@thegirloge I miss him too much
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Funmi Ojo
6 years
You guys have twisted Feminism to suit youur sick beliefs and lifestyle. You want to be a feminist?? Go to Saudi Arabia. Go to the places where women need help. All this toxic toxic misandry misogyny is just big English from a bunch of cowards. But what do I know?
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6 years
@tolu_tezzy I recognize people by their scents..
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4 years
It’s beginning to feel somewhat like Christmas🎄 Skin - @TopicalsbyFunmi
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