Those are his hooves you bitch Profile Banner
Those are his hooves you bitch Profile
Those are his hooves you bitch

@YouMetMatt

692
Followers
212
Following
2,463
Media
21,772
Statuses

Real name Matt; furry name also Matt - Bisexual southern dog who hikes, takes pictures, and occasionally does other things - 26y/o - icon by @snacknite

Chapel Hill, NC
Joined April 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
My mom is dogsitting for me rn and:
Tweet media one
10
87
818
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 months
My horrible friends want me to have a boring, joyless life where I cant be silly or laugh or frolic or drive my car around while it wags its little tail and thats just so sad for me..........
@wrx_dawg
Honse Hoosk Tux
4 months
@YouMetMatt Just please leave the buttplug out of it this time
2
0
21
32
98
840
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
6 months
#FursuitFriday collapsible dog I’m so normal I’m so normal
Tweet media one
3
15
359
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
They're dating
Tweet media one
12
37
314
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 month
I’ve been spotted 🫵📸🐕🐕
@doman_ty
Service Dog
1 month
Puppy Play in the pit @GELhc @RiotFest
5
18
135
12
9
314
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
6 months
@MotorcycleYeen Please please please please god this would be legendary if it got through lmfaooooo
0
0
274
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 months
Fucked up off that shit that makes opportunistic omnivores start browsing at the function
1
18
284
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
👁️👃👁️
Tweet media one
4
26
158
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 months
I didn’t post earlier today that it is my birthday b/c I wanted to do a drawing for it Here we are 🎈
Tweet media one
30
14
166
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
As someone who is extremely pro public transportation and anti suburban sprawl: please shut the fuck up Uncompassionate take ignoring that those who can't afford to live *in* cities needlessly suffer when this happens.
5
38
152
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
It’s done, it’s listed, word art and all.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
14
17
150
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
8 months
Catching some crazy lighting in my dining room means a rare happy #FursuitFSunday 😀
Tweet media one
2
12
137
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
6 months
Find me skittering about, chase me, wrangle me, pick me up and shake me around at FWA (may or may not be fullsuiting)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
7
4
126
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 months
I Need to be this cool again wtf
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
6
2
102
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 months
Just in case you forgot:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
8
5
97
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
You know I had to do it….
Tweet media one
8
2
91
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Put this guy up before I even moved in months ago and he's still chillin! Seems to be at peace with the spiders.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
6
5
81
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Finally listed the Miata (Link in reply for algo rhythm) So sad!!!!!! Help me be less sad by finding a furry to buy it so I can keep tabs on it 🙏🙏🤞🤞
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
10
20
84
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
I finally took more than 0 photos at an event !! W
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
6
3
78
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
L E G S
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
7
4
78
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
When internet advertising ain't doing the trick and it's your daily:
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
9
12
78
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 years
Itsssssss my bird day and my mom framed up some more of my art for me as a gift (she did a few for me this past christmas as well) Artists are @aspen_eyes @alaflora @alisonpolston
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
7
5
77
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
First roll of film shot on a non disposable camera: (Portra 400 and 3 different lenses)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
4
7
78
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Rex always be taking photos in my room About time I got him back 🔫
Tweet media one
5
1
76
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Zoom E n h a n c e
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
6
77
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
It's already appeared in pics/vids from the weekend but: picked this up Thursday morning, drove it straight to the DMV, then immediately headed to the mountains for another unforgettable weekend w/ friends. Already thoroughly in love. Matt miatas era continues uninterrupted :^)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
11
2
77
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
29 days
Random shout out to @COOLGAMER2k for being one of my fav furry artists rn. Such a unique style and his attention + respect for portraying species and breeds properly is off the fucking charts!! HUGE kudos. Inspiration tbh. Hella cool designs. Bro is slept on plz go check him out!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
1
7
79
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 months
O h oops I have not posted anything from my last 2 rolls of film which means Nothing this year. Heres a thread of assorted things from Nov '23 to May '24 🖼️Out of town with friends 🎞️: Portra 400
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
7
6
76
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
9 months
How your email finds me at ANE (it won’t find me, I will not be checking my emails I will be an animal)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
6
1
69
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Thinkin about thos beans
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
8
66
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
It’s an @dumbthotdog
Tweet media one
1
16
69
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Turned my iPhone on just to take this pic cuz I felt hot this morning even tho my pants were wrinkly from putting my socks/boots on
Tweet media one
12
0
66
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
🎂🎂🎂 (Art by @/normans_needle)
Tweet media one
20
3
68
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Love these so much, will never stop wanting one 🆒🛻
Tweet media one
10
1
65
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Tweet media one
0
4
62
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 months
Once again FWA takes the cake for best con experience Ive had I cant possibly put to words how grateful I am for the friends Ive made in my ~15 yrs in the fandom but especially these past few yrs, yall truly are what makes life beautiful for me and I will be forever indebted 💗
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
10
4
67
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Finally Swim 💙
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
2
60
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
7 months
Happy #TDOV I exist in the physical realm (and i transed my gender)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
0
63
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Funny guy I drew yearssss ago when I was having a new sincerity moment (I need to do that again)
Tweet media one
1
6
62
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
I am really here for the irony of debadging your car and then proceeding to put a rear window banner that is the brand of the car
Tweet media one
8
4
58
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Charming normal photo of our beautiful sane family ☺️ (paper was sleeping)
Tweet media one
11
1
60
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
8 months
I’m a binary man and very content with that, but my true gender in a perfect world would be still a man, but one that could shapeshift into a binary woman like 15% of the time but also be able to shapeshift into a horse for like 25% of the time (idc about the gender of the horse)
7
2
61
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
OK ACTUAL WEREWOLFY WEREWOLF goodnight (partially traced/heavily referenced from self photo pose again)
Tweet media one
2
8
60
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Alright a few of y’all basically or actually got it. New car just dropped. Found it on nextdoor of all places. One owner, 0 modifications, on *economy tires*. Clutch and shifter work like new. Scored on this one fellas. Finally some good luck after a loooot of bad 😵‍💫
Tweet media one
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
I finally managed to curb stomp my urge to daily a 90s car or a bmw wagon (crying) and got a sensible thing that will never break. RCR game. This may or may not be extremely obvious idk shit about cars lmao
Tweet media one
8
0
25
16
0
56
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 years
One of the highlights of my trip was getting sick fandom tattoos with @dumbthotdog We both got doggipedes for @NONSTOPPUP being such a wonderful example of everything good about furry, and the little dude is thriving on a dandelion in memory of @dogbomb1 a great inspiration <3
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
5
53
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
FUCK THE GRIMACE SHAKE ITS WATERMELON SEASON BAYBEEEEEEE
Tweet media one
1
0
54
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
This outfit makes me feel rlly hot 😳
Tweet media one
16
0
49
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
NIGHT BOYS
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
2
50
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 months
He’s so me I had to do it……………
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
4
52
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Dropping in to say that I'm finally prepping the wagon for sale. Spending a few evenings cleaning it for photos. Figured I'd post these favorite oldies and mention the sale early in case anyone wants to get a jump on it before I ~actually list it~
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
4
50
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
9 months
Got a tattoo this past Saturday, first one I’ve gotten in a couple years :^) Feeling hotter which is great but the need for another one is already hitting!!!!!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
0
49
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Finally uploading highlights from the roll I got back earlier this month. Photos were taken from May-July. Not entirely thrilled with how the roll as a whole went, but some came out nicely for sure :^) 🚘🚗🚗🏎️ 🎞️Portra 400 📷Nikon 8008s
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
4
3
48
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
3 (three) of them
Tweet media one
7
2
46
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Preferring 5 digit human like feet on furries vs four digit animal like paws: call me lack-toes-intolerant
4
4
47
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
I got an iPhone just so I can do the thing. I’m finally fulfilled *tearfully* It do stink. It really do.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2
2
46
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Collie time collie time
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2
7
46
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
🔦🔦
Tweet media one
4
1
46
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 months
Man Lowkey highkey wanna make a reoccurring meetup with friends, maybe every other month or so, where we dress up nice and go get cocktails or smth…. I have ZERO excuses to dress nice ever and it’s tragic!!!!! I haven’t worn either of my suits since before the pandemic !!
7
0
45
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
3
42
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 years
@Azure_Husky Raise hell praise Dale
Tweet media one
1
6
45
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
9 months
I already found the tunnels it’s fuckin Thursday afternoon bro this shit is too easy
Tweet media one
3
0
44
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Do you think she's cute? I'm sorry I can't be her.
Tweet media one
3
4
41
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
He forgot his keys and is waiting patiently to be let in the house
Tweet media one
2
1
42
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
I never take many/any pics at car sand coffee but this truck is literally literally literally perfect and on some of my fave wheels of all time
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
3
2
43
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
So no head?
Tweet media one
7
0
42
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Ok FINALLY posting the highlights from my Oct-Jan roll I don't have the patience to fiddle with these on the computer so ignore any crooked horizons or imperfect framing/crop😵‍💫 🎞️Portra 400 📷N8008s w/ either a 85 or 50 1.4 lens
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
2
4
41
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
1 year
Ok like a year or two ago I found some company selling jockstraps made for trans men but NOT for packing. Just like…. Comfortable looking cotton flat front jockstraps. Exactly what I want. Can’t find them now!!!!
8
3
44
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Very proud of myself and unbelievably glad I didn't fumble this opportunity
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
2
7
43
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
9 months
Car ownership is ruff 👎 (Yes this happened randomly in town in front of people, and no I do not know a welder to fix it)
Tweet media one
9
0
44
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
@poeticlunatic15 @kristoferthomas Not true tbh I had double incision with nipple grafts and mine can definitely feel and hurt plenty. Regained feeling within a year and pain sensation came back even quicker.
3
0
43
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
What if...... am wolvf ?
Tweet media one
8
2
38
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Tweet media one
6
8
40
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
They made it worse I truly didn't think this car could be even more of a disappointment but here we are
Tweet media one
8
2
41
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Jeep refused to give up the driver's seat so I guess she's taking us home
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
1
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Leaning into being a type of guy (and pursuing more day to day joy)
Tweet media one
5
3
40
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
I just remembered I have this pic I made forever ago that I still love lmao
Tweet media one
3
0
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Took me some reckoning and dilly dallying but I switched my sim card over to a light phone this weekend and got a small cheap digital camera so I'm all set for success w/ this HMU for my number or telegram if u wanna
Tweet media one
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Bigtext me complaining about hating my life and wanting to make changes to better myself. Probably a lot of typos and redundancy. Not a necessary read but if u feel like it, go for it. Posting for some microscopic degree of accountability.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
9
0
35
4
1
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Jeeb post-hiking yesterday
Tweet media one
1
0
41
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Rex called me out for help with some spiders on the bike rack (I'm not afraid of them) and I was greeted by this absolute ANGEL BABY
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
11
2
38
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
👁️ 👁️ ⚫ 👅
Tweet media one
2
1
38
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Jeep was having quite a time on the drive home yesterday evening
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
5
1
40
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
Fresh babey Literally will never get over how gorgeous this color is!!! I scored with this car y'all 😭💗
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
6
2
40
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
5 years
Can we please just take a moment to bask in the baffling glory of today's finds
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
7
7
34
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
@deerfella came all the way to NC for cars and coffee 🥺
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
0
1
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Basiccc fit check in the coco cinnamon bathroom after therapy
Tweet media one
4
0
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
7 months
Don’t cheat post the last picture you have of yourself 🔥 (Last pic taken of me, and last selfie)
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
0
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
When Jeep gets extremely excited about a toy or perceived prey she... loses control of her tongue even further... embarrassing...
5
3
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Tweet media one
3
0
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
I'm so obsessed I'm so obsessed I'm so obsessed I want one so bad but I must Wait
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
10
1
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Can't believe I haven't been cancelled yet for being in a long term relationship with an actual dog (ΘΔ) 🫣 Happy valentinses day to my perfect 10 niche internet microcelebrity bf I hope u still love me after you surpass 10k followers <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
2
0
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
TBOYS RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweet media one
1
4
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
4 years
They're bonding
Tweet media one
2
2
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Nyx is wondering if you have games on your phone
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
3
1
39
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Still thinking about this daily 🤩
2
0
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
Kinky muzzled worm on a string
Tweet media one
4
0
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
Have you seen him? Now you have :^)
Tweet media one
1
0
37
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
2 years
He’s having lots of fun :)
Tweet media one
2
1
36
@YouMetMatt
Those are his hooves you bitch
3 years
He’s excited
Tweet media one
3
0
37