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@YohanceV
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5 years
I love her y’all
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@YohanceV no u should def know about the richter scale my dude
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@YohanceV
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@itszaeok why are you guys laughing when there’s an adult sitting recording letting this happen… and pls don’t hit me with the “it’s a baby” because the baby can still hurt the puppy.
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@YohanceV
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@thiquessance no put a clip of Beyoncé doing her most low energy performance so we can see how she still gon eat this up
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@YohanceV
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@rennyjac @BrunchBewtBlack I WAS BOUT TO SAY 😭😭😭 he better hold on to that car cuz that's all he got
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@YohanceV
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@deathtoimani @bluepantheress elaborate ON WHAT 😭😭😭
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@YohanceV
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@alexand169 @kanyewest Angles bro angles
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@YohanceV
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need someone to hold me w the same grip @LaurenJauregui was 😓
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@YohanceV
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@thatsbishen @Morgan_Bayleeee NOO HIS FREINDS TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LEGIT I—-
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@YohanceV
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@chrissyteigen Imagine being Luna’s teacher wtf
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@YohanceV
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@heatherkeeto @kyliebdayglam @tracyromulus Listen I hate when people say oh yah they’re famous cuz they have money. Plenty of people have money at the start but it’s the fact that they kept it, maintained it, and QUADRUPLED IT .
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@YohanceV
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@RyanRozbiani the way I went to go look at his ig cuz he’s cute and we stayed in the same hostel at the same time for the same festival 💀💀 THE WORLD SO SMALL WTF
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@YohanceV
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@chrissyteigen There’s usually a seasoning u put on but sometimes we get lazy and don’t and it still tastes the same
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@YohanceV
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@renoccoli @thelourdnsavior did he reference Kehlani AND Lana del Rey IN REFERENCE to his LAURYN HILL TAT !?!? nahhh wtf
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@YohanceV
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@TrishaaLoo @Ebk_numba00 “King” was way too nice girl
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@YohanceV
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@KimKardashian absolutely not for trump
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@NotLaja @arintherari She’s been tanning since 2006, but now y’all care cuz u got nothing better to do and also, I’m pretty sure everyone would be loud asf if Kim didn’t want her black kids to be exposed to their culture not saying she has to be it but if some things make her kids comfortable why not
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@YohanceV
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@simonbolten @thebadguyjosh her mom just made a go fund me asking for 400k so she could go back and speak the courts ruling... and chyna just said she had to sell her cars to help support her kids... idk where ur getting ur info from
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@YohanceV
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@kourtneykardash Pls tell me you guys have tried helping at least a lil ❣️
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@YohanceV
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ya’ll if we start rioting in victorville first place we hittin is TheGYM
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@YohanceV
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It's people who will never in their life experience the terror these men felt in that moment, that find this shit funny
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We brought Illegal Immigrants beers than pulled up with a “ICE” truck 😂😂😂
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@KimKardashian Ok but this picture is so memeable
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@KimKardashian @itsjojosiwa NO ... JOJO DOES NOTTT DESERVE THIS CLOUT .... I’m mad
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@YohanceV
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@Secret_Swervice @chrissyteigen Pushing tea and still being 10 times more successful then you’ll ever be
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@YohanceV
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@misamisery @arianaxsal @Tinashe wasn't this a whole scandal because they literally stole her song
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@YohanceV
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@lionessgirl19 @RalphsGrocery Lady she’s paying for her groceries SHES JUST GOING TO SHOP WITHOUT 1,000,000 people asking for a picture as she’s buying tampons 🙄 Also I don’t think fire fighters are the ones getting mobbed when they’re shopping !! They’re perfectly fine..
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@YohanceV
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@beyoncegarden This album is why she has not released visuals. Sit on THAT.
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@YohanceV
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@Daredevilnight1 you mean all the things that society pushed on us as a reward for getting through school? Also umm yea exactly juniors in college paying tuition and not even being able to step into a class..... there's plenty to be upset about, and like also the fact that people died
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@YohanceV
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@challen908 @BoKnowsNews you realize it's joint income right? From a senator and a lawyer, also just because you specialize in one thing doesn't mean you can't find other forms of income.
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@YohanceV
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Mereba in Chicago, a dream. That's it that's the tweet.
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@Jetlife_Ryan_ @kzane_ @SyrupSerious @love_andhiphop @Taymarieluhv This is Matty b raps ... idk who told this was a good idea .
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@YohanceV
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@PASSIONSlVAN @troyesivan No it’s “it be like that sometimes “
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@YohanceV
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@ranveerweston @RyanRozbiani LMFAO thirsty acting is crzyy for complementing someone, sorry I travel out the country and get surprised when a random person from the internet that I happened to look up was also in the same place at the same time as me… it’s ok if you don’t get out much
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@KimKardashian Why has Kim never looked her age like WTFF
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@yonceir it's funny cuz like I'm pretty sure no one at Disneyland really knew who she was cuz she's at that age where yes she's beys daughter but they've done a good enough job at keeping her out the spotlight that she can enjoy herself at least rn it's crazy how much she's grown tho 🥺
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@KUWTK @NurtecODT all the people commenting not realizing that comments like the ones their making have lead her and many people to change themselves
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@divafeminist this is so churchlike lmao sweep it under the rug and keep reading… smh
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@YohanceV
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@beenchillin__ lol Halle's vocals sound silly, but my girls can sing live so we know SOMBODY GETTIN FIREDD
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@Kanika_Talwar this is so 🫣 cuz like even the photographers don't care
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@YohanceV
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OH MY GOD I CANT BELIVE IVE WATCHED 300 EPISODES OF GRAYS !!!! THIS SHOW WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART #Greys300 also thisnis how I feel about grays !
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@YohanceV
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goodnight to @ParisHilton and watch #ThisIsParis on YouTube NOW so u can see why we love paris
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@YohanceV
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this is for the 2 ppl that interact w my tweets
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@YohanceV
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@mefeater @reyadelaine @Beyonce @Saweetie The way I thought this was from the 2000s and was so confused to see saweetie like Kelly and Beyoncé are stuck looking forever young
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@BoricuaHive HOW DO HER SONGS GO WITH ANY CHOREO
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@YohanceV
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bald headed hoe shit ❤️
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@YohanceV
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imagine Shakira’s pressure knowing she’s the only person that can literally write a World Cup song and actually make it a hit?
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Life was better when shakira released Waka Waka, 10 years ago.
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They are all the same picture, this was during English thank u
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@YohanceV
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@ellieeewbu Literally one of the first updates to the iPhone 7 ig they didn’t market it well or sum cuz this old asf
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@ShakiraLautner @andrealayala She got 3k+ re tests and 2k+ likes what have you done... cuz to me it looks like she’s at least trying to bring awareness even if it is a global subject
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@YohanceV
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it's like Steve lacy bought all the tickets himself
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@YohanceV
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@RenaissanceWT INFORNT OF JAY AND BLU AND MADDEA wowwww
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@TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian Kanye shows his kids so much love and you guys can’t deny that !
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@RenaissanceWT "No we're gonna get fired" so clearly they are employeeessd
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@YonceVocals why does Blu film JUST like her mom lollll
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@YohanceV
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I em Ronald MACdonald
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@chrissyteigen Nvm I don’t have one hold up
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@YohanceV
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@cliquot_papi @itgirlenergy What if Kim's been trying to deal with him and he doesn't make it easy, she said he's been through THREE attorneys, WHY? we literally only know 5% of what's going on..
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@ijustgoslower running WHILE running
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@YohanceV
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Y yo aquí con me hat de boket
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@VividFilm_ MOTHER LAND DRIP ON MEEE MOTHER LAND MOTHER LAND DRIP ON MEER OMFGG
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@YohanceV
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You really just showin your 3 followers how beautiful I am and I’m really just here for it
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@YohanceV
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I- ok ok ...go... offf?????
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@sonofleto @DailyLoud The word is RIGHT THERE LITERALLY THE FIRST WORD and you STILL managed to spell it wrong 3 TIMES 😭💀💀
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@YohanceV
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@faceuhate @uknojuno i feel like Queen and Girl has become universal to everyone tho they/thems included but I can see how its awkyy
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@YohanceV
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@njhollandayaa It's time for a new exclusive event that's Met Level maybe even in like Paris or Milan which are some of the Fashion AND art capitals of the world, like it only makes sense
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@B7Album shit IM lookin a her a bit crzy
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@chrissyteigen Chrissy go to sleep you said goodnight 2 hours ago love
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@TheVNtv @notcapnamerica Dude was enjoying the show he just wanted to stand? Which most people do when they actually enjoy an artist that they payed hundreds s of dollars to see...
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@YohanceV
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Alexa’s dirty ass room, her ringlight, my forehead zit, my stained shirt, that’s all, idk wtf is on my head but I worked it, that is all that matters -anyway
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@YohanceV
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una foto para el face
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@lmrq94 @PopCrave she's interviewing, most interviewers take their pic on the carpet before the event
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@KimKardashian Kim reading the blogs
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@emamarievasquez @luistnr thas crazy cuz this man saying the n word so loudly and he ain't even black
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@ParisHilton PARIS this post is SEVEN years old 😭😭😭
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this is gonna be Kim after all the sisters get back from the #MetGala
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@Taxillusion @watermsugar @PopBase she just said she didn't know how old he was 😭
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Pls get Semaj off my timeline
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@YohanceV
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by her flowers, make her cum, buy her plan b, surprise her with gifts, be loyal.... what's so hard to understand, it's quite easy boys
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@YohanceV
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i never ended up posting these mmm
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@YohanceV
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These are ugly but I like the lighting and some guy walked in when I was taking them so it’s only fair they get posted
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@YohanceV
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10/10 would recomen you listen to dylAn... we were cool we had matching nails
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@YohanceV
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@chrissyteigen And that’s on hair dressing hacks
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@meghan_molinari @troyesivan Can we make this a fucking thread because I’ve been trying to buy tickets and the code said it was used already I’m fucking dieing
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@YohanceV
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sunny D anyone ?
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@StarrChildOmega @thiquessance The dude in the video literally talked about Beyoncé lmfao
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The generosity show today was honstely amazing every protests I’ve been to people have taken the time out of their day to not only show up, but also provide and also clean up. Btw this was just one of the sides !!
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@YohanceV
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@PlSCESRISING Camera quality was not that good in 2012 let's be fr
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@YohanceV
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does anyone wanna take this online math class for me I'll pay u 😀🤞
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@petunia936 @JerLisa_Nicole @keiopensdoors idk any facts but to answer your question about “why would he not be in prison” please take a look at one of the 2 presidential candidates on this years ballot. 1 is a known abuser and delinquent and again… is in the run for president so
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@I_yler Your so lucky she saw this
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@YohanceV
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Today’s my last day of highschool, and I just want to say, FUCK fucking highschool and all the fake phony ass snake ass bitches that came with it 🥰🥰 those were my best memories TYSM
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