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DWJBI
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Nobody: Turnitin: WAIT NAH BIGMAN DY “THE” YOU HAVE IN DA SENTENCE DEY?!?!? NAH!!! THE UNIVERSITY OF NEW FUCKWICKSHIRE IN NEW ZEALOND HAVE DA IN THEIR PUBLICATION HOLD A 1% FOR THAT.
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@YohanceSLG
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This is god freezing Trinidad for making doubles $10.
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@YohanceSLG
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Doctor on the ward: So what’s the plan for this patient. Me, a year 4 who hasn’t opened a book in over 5 months:
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@YohanceSLG
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So let me assess this situation. You pay so much TTD to get: A potato Fry rice with no sauce or anything A large of bless leg Cool cool
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@YohanceSLG
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5 years
Called KFC on homegirl phone and a man answer saying “goodnight sleepyhead” 😔
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@YohanceSLG
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5 years
Allyuh men does be 23 and FaceTiming with 17 year olds. Allyuh gonna face time alright.
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@YohanceSLG
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4 years
@jerrelgordon868 Skillibeng could fit an entire AK in it. What you mean “rel shit functionally”?
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@YohanceSLG
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Fun fact: you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile based on whether you’ll see it later or in a while.
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@DayreonM
DayreonM 🇹🇹 🎄
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Coro Coro Coro Coro 💃🏽🕺🏾
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@YohanceSLG
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Mood: shooting
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@YohanceSLG
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The smartest man is the one who asks instead of pretending to know.
@itszeebih
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Your boyfriend is on the TL asking for someone to explain the economic implications of the oil price crash to him. That’s your man and you love him though
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@YohanceSLG
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Roses are red Gyal is the worst Some men just want to pay a lil money And BURST
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@YohanceSLG
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4 years
I will never forget that I failed add math at CSEC and almost failed chemistry and physics. I completed CSEC with no ones or distinctions. Don’t let temporary shortcomings keep you back.
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@YohanceSLG
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Med students: Haha I rel struggling, my GPA not even that high Their GPA:
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@YohanceSLG
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Imagine stressed medical students doing a research project on stress and coping mechanisms for stress, while engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms for the stress that the research project is imposing on them.
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@YohanceSLG
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Hello, sergeant Alexander? I would like to report some fakery in the bakery?
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@YohanceSLG
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Wait it have mercury in highgrade?!
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@YohanceSLG
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Goodnight everyone
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@YohanceSLG
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*couva convent Every couva convent past student I ever interacted with has been wholesome. No disputing that.
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@YohanceSLG
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Name: D dawg dem Status: nuh give one fuck
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I accidentally drank some of WASA Mauby last night, and I must say the staphylococcus aureus and vibrio cholerae give the water a very exquisite tasting sweetness.
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@YohanceSLG
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@AuntyJahlisa We ever going and give that woman a ease up boy? Is every year I does see she 😅
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@YohanceSLG
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@ashamoosai
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I don’t understand how y’all expect to find your pets when they run away?? Like ?! Go look for them wtf lol
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@YohanceSLG
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@blutchman_ Have you lost your 3 points? Did you say something ridiculously stupid about racism on twitter and now people are dragging you? Well, we’re here to help! With a personal apology from our team you can have your 3 points and be back on Twitter in no time! Call 800-3PTS!
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@YohanceSLG
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Pray for me 🙏🏽 Nothing wrong with me, I just started my fourth year of medical school and feeling fully dunce.
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@YohanceSLG
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5 years
My mental health is at an all time low, I broke and birdless. Life. Is. Shit.
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@YohanceSLG
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3 years
Free worldboss
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Na allya why them getting on like we have her in jail, this could never be real😭
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@YohanceSLG
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Fed up of gyal with morals I want a gyal with a pool in she room
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@YohanceSLG
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Who tryna have me like this?😅
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@YohanceSLG
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5 years
Shoulda start studying CNS in my father epididymis yes
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@YohanceSLG
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Me: o wais d scn Americans: No habla español
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@YohanceSLG
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There was nothing below me, so I looked up🤲🏽. Dr. Yohance S. La Guerre, BMedSci(Hons) MB:BS(Hons)
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@YohanceSLG
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No longer a medical student. I am now a dasheen.
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@YohanceSLG
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MBBS 2023: So how we gonna learn skills during the pandemic? YOU WE: Yes
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@YohanceSLG
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@avthxvy We not in a parry right now? I thought that’s when you can’t go nowhere because it have a virus going around.
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@YohanceSLG
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Ngl my mental health is shit from living the same day over and over.
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@YohanceSLG
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Gonna tell my kids this was kieth rowley.
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@YohanceSLG
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Please stand for the national anthem 🇹🇹🍗
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@YohanceSLG
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How it started: How it’s going:
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@YohanceSLG
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The sexual tension between me and my MBBS degree 😍
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@YohanceSLG
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@blutchman_ What point is there in having a sword if you don’t get it bloody.
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@YohanceSLG
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I need students to stop be so competitive. I just want to enjoy my degree in peace. Leave me alone.
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@YohanceSLG
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When asked “EH SANDO BY 1 BABYGIRL” Where in Trinidad are you asked this?
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@_LadyAzalea No I am from the US. But I am still trini by blood.
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@YohanceSLG
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Nobody: Me who got no practice in suturing, in the OSCE station dancing for Marks:
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@YohanceSLG
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PNM we defend it anytime Light from d sun make many blind Other party have couple criminal way do many crime Rowley learn fi defend d base anytime
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Imagine the kinda political tunes Lion and Rebel would put out nah bai 😭🥺
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@YohanceSLG
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Nobody: Me filming for skills: WHATS UP GUYS WELCOME BACK TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE AND SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTEN.
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@YohanceSLG
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@rumismehlova When you restrain her and talk to her or use your alternative in an attempt to stop her from bullying and emotionally abusing you and she continues, then what do you do?
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@YohanceSLG
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I’m just happy I passed my courses tbh. I may have battled depression and personal issues this semester and I may make a horrible student/examination writer, but I still think I’ll make an amazing doctor one day. It’s the dedication that counts 🙏🏼
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Nobody: MDSC2001 2019: Bolo has a respiratory coefficient of 0.85 and a PaO2 if 86mmHg, calculate how long will it take him to adroitly clap up d keltec????!?!?
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@YohanceSLG
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PDQ gonna be in Spanish OSPE is 90 mins for 60 qns without the option to go back Phase is a similar deal and they haven’t announced a time window We are all inadequately prepared for OSCE
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@YohanceSLG
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She favors a man in possession of the finest musket in the underneath of her frock, verily she likes that.
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A 48-year old resident of Samuel Street, Moruga, was arrested during an anti-crime exercise in the Moruga District on August 22nd, 2020. During the exercise, officers of the Moruga Police Station and the Joint Army Police Patrols, had cause to stop a motor vehicle driven by the
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@YohanceSLG
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Finally got a good header :)
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@YohanceSLG
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You just had to be here.
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If this girl keep liking my tweets I will cause excessive firing in the lateral nucleus of her hypothalamus 😈
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@YohanceSLG
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Me in OSCE tomorrow 🙏🏼
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@YohanceSLG
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Yeah UWI ON REL SHIT THIS ROUNDS
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@YohanceSLG
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He also wrote Romping shop. Get your priorities straight please.
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God. The man is a whole murderer. We really doing this? 😭
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@YohanceSLG
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The unpredictability of life gives us the opportunity to adapt, thereby adding to our arsenal. Never doubt moments in life that force you to recalibrate, recalculate and re-evaluate yourself. Above all things, be thankful.
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@YohanceSLG
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M➰B
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Quote this tweet with a pic/video you smoking or high Happy 4/20 🥳💨
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@YohanceSLG
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Well she did ask for multiple
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@YohanceSLG
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When you sneeze and wake up to see Ian alleyne giving away tea from rituals.
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@YohanceSLG
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Man I’m so stylish. As soon as I graduate, get a secure job, do my USMLEs, finish 2-3 yrs of IM residency, and finish cards fellowship it’s ALL OVER.
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What is “pitch”? (5mks)
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@_LadyAzalea No I am from the US. But I am still trini by blood.
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@YohanceSLG
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If you can’t be nothing else be real.
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@YohanceSLG
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Happy and proud of all my bredrins, we getting this MBBS together 🙏🏼
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Like this tweet and I’ll reply telling you what kind of dog you are.
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Me when I finish literally 1 slide of work
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Goodnight everyone
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@YohanceSLG
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Good Morning/Good day everyone My name is Yohance Samuel La Guerre, I'm a third-year MBBS student and I’d like to announce my candidacy for the position of Public Relations Officer of the Medical Sciences Student Council (MSSC) 📸.
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@YohanceSLG
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I’m so paranoid with people, I know how fake and temporary they can be.
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@YohanceSLG
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How to drag somebody, the right way:
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The dawg not on that play play thing 🤣
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@YohanceSLG
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I have so much work to do dawg 😳
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@YohanceSLG
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Nobody: The doctors on my unit: well would you look at the time!
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@YohanceSLG
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In conclusion I wasted my entire long weekend.
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@YohanceSLG
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Ian you feel that?
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WHAT I COME BACK TO?!???😭😭😭
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@YohanceSLG
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Am I behind in school work by about roughly 3 weeks? Yes. Am I going to watch a movie? Yes
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Hmmm punani parliamentarian boy
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@aychkbri There are no requirements. All are perfect.
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MBJ looking rel self directed learning-ish
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@YohanceSLG
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Choose your fighter.
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@YohanceSLG
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Can’t wait to smell formaldehyde, play with organs and question my mental health again! I missed school.
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My parents have been married for 31 years and still watch hallmark movies and comedies together, they don’t argue and always work together as a team. I want that yes.
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@zario____ 5’7 😂😂😂
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@Zario____ @shin_shin92 @trapjabi Minister of 3 points security
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Nobody: Everybody on the TL: *arguing about domestic violence and gunman music* Me to UWI about exams:
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@YohanceSLG
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When my mother call for me I does ask she what she want 😤
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You guys should become voluntary non-remunerated blood donors at some point btw.
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@YohanceSLG
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Talk about your girl like this and I go fuck she. You go ahead.
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There’s women out here that look like this and my girl really think I like her💀
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Total in spotter
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Tell me your fantasy 🤪
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@YohanceSLG
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I was enjoying this endocrine course until we reach reproduction inno.
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@YohanceSLG
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Yr3 MBBS starting in less than 24 hours and I already dunno wuhdifock going on. Tuff yes.
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@YohanceSLG
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Every single grad photo I have I need to crop 😂😂😂
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@khafra_peru
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A next dangerous thread this Friday? Let's see your secondary school grad pics nuh 👀 date or no date 😂
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@YohanceSLG
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DOH KILL ME THIS HOUR OF THE NIGHT NAH 😩😂
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@YohanceSLG
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Can’t wait to cross that stage with Hons or Distinction
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@YohanceSLG
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If you not working a 28 hour call shift as a medical professional, mind your business in GB. These people are burnt out, perpetually stressed and are at an energy deficit. The last thing they need is a fast Trinidadian watching whether they have on scrubs and a steth or not.
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