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“All this broom talk got me thinkin about when you swept me off my feet. Anyway, just wanted to let you know the broom might have to stand alone but you never have to”

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My Bajan friend trying to tell me he has the Coronavirus

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August trying to convince Jada he’s pregnant and she’s the mother

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Tory Lanez has female Super Mario in a thong pouring hand sanitizer on her ass while she twerks with a giant gummy dildo. How am I going to tell people that this is a true story?

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Shenseea’s PR’s ability to read the room is non existent.

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4 years

Pretty and nuh give a fxck

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“Men want us to spell Coconut but can’t make it past the first C”

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4 years

Burna Boy listening to Marrow Ago Fly in his Rolls-Royce is one of my favorite videos on the internet right now

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3 years

Nicki telling Sharlene to answer her phone on Instagram knowing damn well Trinidadians don’t have access to IG is one of the funniest parts of this debacle to me

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4 years

When your girlfriend is trying to fight with you at a family gathering

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5 years

First person to cancel their carnival a battyman

frais

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5 years

Always 2nd to JAMAICA

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5 years

When Nicki’s husband meets her brother in jail

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4 years

“Put yuh back in it” Earth:

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5 years

ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇ: ꜱʟɴᴅʀʙʙᴇ

@slndrbbe

5 years

i wish Trinidad Carnival appealed to me but it’s literally the one i care least about.

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5 years

The Coronavirus heading to TGI right now

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6 years

In the name of T’Fadda and of the T’Son and of T’Holy Spirit

Complex Pop Culture

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6 years

CHADWICK TAKING US TO CHURCH 🙏🏽 #MetGala

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4 years

Trinidad managed to be one of the only countries to have a Carnival this year (the only one that mattered btw) and still ended up being listed by the University of Oxford as the most prepared country in the world to lift its COVID-19 lockdown measures.

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4 years

Me showing my friends a funny video on YouTube waiting for them to laugh

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4 years

Good afternoon to all Caribbean countries that had Carnivals this year.

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5 years

“Aite daddy, hold on… okay GO!” Ian:

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3 years

I find dey could put Nicki and Sharlene down sea lots and let dem fist it out

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4 years

Steve Irwin off limits you asshole

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5 years

The only thing uncle Stuart ain’t say is “wam broomstick break in yuh ears awa”

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4 years

Your mother still hasn’t started one, who is me?

5 O Levels to sell close

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4 years

You’re in your late 20s and all you does do is look for lols on the TL go and start a family or do something worthwhile nah g

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4 years

The friendships/relationships where you can have 3 different conversations on 3 different platforms >>>>>>>>

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3 years

British people saying “innit” is equivalent to us saying “ent” ????

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4 years

Me, a Trini, adding “yes” to the end of all of my sentences for no apparent reason.

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4 years

While we exposing the rapists, let’s expose the men that beat women too. Start a page for that one and drop those names as well. Please.

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4 years

Parents really expect you to discard all their bad/toxic habits they impress upon you and only pick up the good ones. You musbe feel iz a filter.

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4 years

See dem gyal who does take 3-5 business days to reply? Aite GATE office

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4 years

Normalize Tiny House living in Trinidad

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4 years

Zimbabwe got their first taste of democracy today and didn’t know how to act. Disheartening defeat but a valiant effort by all. Thank you for the support, the country appreciated it. Good game team. 🇹🇹

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5 years

Like this tweet if you ever watch a movie in Globe. I tryna see something.

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3 years

@maiitheehottie @ThegirlJT I just wanted them to start the damn ride lmao

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5 years

If this was me, I was snatching the phone and running. I rather dey say iz a tief than I go down like this on social media.

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3 years

How allyuh does be so comfortable telling strangers on the internet your business?

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4 years

Aunty Kamla on the podium when the Boy Boy come on during the rally

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4 years

Lemme look to go KFC and get in my last lil 2 zinger for $35 yes. Father Lord I ain’t able

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4 years

See gyal who like to only talk bout the past? All da recount you want to recount? Uz UNC?

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4 years

If people never came forward and are now hearing the Commissioner of Police saying sexual assault allegations is rum shop talk, how you expect them to feel comfortable enough to do so now? Yuh big ass.

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4 years

Who wore it better?

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4 years

When she doesn’t want to believe you’re a grower and not a shower

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5 years

Me trying to get this man out my mentions

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@JaredPollard28

5 years

@blutchman_ If u wanna watch ya bam bam nobody holding it against yuh buddy but doh try sell we this Disney fairytale nah like yuh aint get tap at least once. Have a wonderful weekend sir.

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5 years

When you picking mango you does butt it down?

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4 years

Tweetos deletos but wingardium screenshotos

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4 years

Man start the haircut with one earring and end it with two. If my barber can’t do this, I don’t want him.

R O S A R I O 🇯🇲

@Zario____

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In a relationship vs single

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5 years

“Can’t believe I spent $300 on a doctor visit” Med students:

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4 years

I want to be the President of Trinidad. No responsibilities, just vibes.

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5 years

Anybody try rubbing Vicks on Trinidad?

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4 years

Da does bother you awa?

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5 years

Stormi is a convent girl

Kylie Jenner

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5 years

my mini 🤍🤍

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4 years

Your gyal really is your biggest hater and biggest supporter in one lmao

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5 years

When I finally get my broom to stand up

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5 years

Our Carnival really is undefeated. We have Jamie Lee Curtis diving off a stage. Love to see it.

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#VisitTrinidad

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4 years

Police beat one man to death and put another in ICU all while still never finding this poor girl, only for the most sus looking human to magically find her while looking for scrap iron off the side of a precipice the day after Ian Alleyne offered $400,000 for her whereabouts

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4 years

The autopsy was inconclusive yesterday. Inshan Ishmael pays to have it done privately and gets the findings the day after. This is one of the fishiest stories I’ve ever seen in this country. Nothing is making sense.

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4 years

God showing off Trinidad, Tobago and South 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

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bomboclaat

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4 years

Wa you know bout having to wait until the weekend to get the TV guide out of the newspapers

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4 years

It have no way The Lord taking Lion and Rebel out the Zess in the same year

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5 years

Akash wasn’t easy as a child inno, simple as yuh see him dey

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4 years

When Jada start doing new moves in bed Will:

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4 years

Bars open 8am - 8pm with no gatherings over 25. It good. Allyuh look for that.

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5 years

When she finally let you hit it raw and you’re 3 and a half strokes in

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3 years

I go scream when he reach the end and say just be responsible and social distance

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4 years

See gyal who does pull out dey calculator when the bill come on the dinner table? You relax yuhself na Pythagoras

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@blutchman_

5 years

Dem security does be getting on like dem guarding Buckingham Palace

Trinidad and Tobago Carnival

@carnival_tt

5 years

🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 Experience this faceoff, only at Trinidad & Tobago Carnival!

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4 years

So today is d boss birthday and since we quarantined 🤷🏾‍♂️

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4 years

I’m not a fan of whatever they using to seal snacks these days. I’m not looking to dislocate my wrist for some Zoomers.

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5 years

“Israel come for just one last hug na son” Israel:

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4 years

Well as we lose and you ain’t help I just wanted to let you know that yuh song is rel shit @Lilly

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@blutchman_

4 years

Heyyy @Lilly loved the new song, bad gyal pull up!!! Lmao anyway your country needs you 🇹🇹 do what needs to be done

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4 years

If you see me and my gyal like this in the botanical gardens mind yuh business

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4 years

Got a room full of Laskos alone. Call that OnlyFans.

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4 years

Somebody hear a cancelled carnival saying something?

Mr Hulk 🇯🇲

@Dungafresh1

4 years

Take away Jamaica and the Caribbean no longer exists

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4 years

Trinidad in one big episode of 13 Reasons Why right now

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4 years

This man used to write his exam like this for sure

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5 years

I promise I’m not an asshole eh but that Ian Alleyne video with Israel lmaoooooooo 😩😩😩😩😩

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5 years

Imagine I here thinking me and you good, and then bam… you tagging me to do push-ups on the Internet

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5 years

“Cum in me” Your birth control:

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4 years

Y’all surprised by the number of votes UNC getting and the people on FB surprised by the number of votes PNM getting lmaoooo

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4 years

Delete this quick before SJW try to put it on a mask

Haley

@GoodhartHaley

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My largest dot painting! This thing took AGES. Give it some love 💗

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4 years

Idc what you say, in my head all snakes wanna kill me and I shall act accordingly at all times

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4 years

Showing your girlfriend you have no birds after clearing all your chats

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