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@heloisamerda @redmooninaries Fubanga metida a engraçada: 🤷 Hétero: 😡

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@nicogotscared "não tenho problema nenhum com personagem nazista, só não faz ele nazista"

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@arthursoll Dá pra fazer todo um estudo antropológico sobre como ser assaltado é completamente aleatório, mas as pessoas que são dizem que são superiores e julgam as que não são (igual um certo outro aspecto da sociedade)

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@AltHistCody Nah bro Americans can't use their hyper-religiousness to justify having shipping containers as Churches. Embetter yourself

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@heldin_vini14 @giclaubett Até aqui acertou muito

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@TrueSlazac They joined the fight on corruption On the side of corruption

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Yeah, police work is much easier when people don't think owning an Uzi is a god given fundamental human right

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@PigLazer All I can remember is Gonzalo saying "do you live in your mom's basement?" and you saying "let me check" followed by the best rendition of the word "MOTHER!" I've heard in my entire short yet eventful life

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@sighyam I love how Thailand is extremely conservative with even "going to jail for talking shit about the monarch" except when it's about LGBTQ+ then it's Yass Queen

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@lh_virgoL @cpxdopaqueta "seu delegado, fui chamado de patético"

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@USA_Polling @GNQ__ OMG I love Polling USA now

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@ParanoidFound It's been 10 years since I've last heard this and apparently I knew every word

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@DefinitelyPako @FedeItaliano76 People who think it's AI are not ready for Brazil

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@ThermiteBanana @ZyMazza I read this this week but I can't find where so it's gonna sound like rambling but the theory is that "transparent" was a mistranslation of "shining" and there's a way to make aluminum using table salt (WHY CAN'T I FIND IT)

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@ZyMazza @ThermiteBanana FOUND IT It's pretty bonkers, but it's nice to imagine

Consulter le document sur Gallica

Revue scientifique @GallicaBnF

gallica.bnf.fr

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@liamhitchin So invading Afghanistan is only right when communists are doing it, got it

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@t34doll They never said they don't have any nukes, as that would be against strategic ambiguity

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@ggreenwald @DylanBurns1776 Oh, Glenn, you picked the wrong guy to say that. I know all vatniks do this, but never tell someone to go to Ukraine if they've just got back from there

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@ca_dmv_bot2 "sexual?" DMV was fishing so hard here

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@esc_gabe For the first time since I started watching this contest, I just want it to go away soon

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@TrueSlazac AND THEY STILL EXIST! "in 2000, they suggested sending as many of its own children abroad as possible - and to have them demonstrate against globalization there"

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ Still remember when some paper said "if you give the Florida Panhandle to Alabama and the Upper Peninsula to Wisconsin, without changing a single vote, Hillary Clinton would've won"

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@FrenchTwinkette Some people just get horny on the idea of WWIII, we shouldn't kinkshame

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@tysonshuman @soocleansofresh Literally NOTHING has a direct translation in Japanese

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@tulpapilled @realRaegenhere Oh, but pumping deadly and potentially carbon-monoxide burning gas up to a close cubicle where you're usually alone and can't nobody will notice if you pass out is 100% safe

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@highwindows88 Right in front of my Euphoria?

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@ozharko Esse vídeo sozinho elegeu Bolsonaro

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@Bashar__Murad This went from "wish you were there" to "for your own sake thank God you're not there"

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@TheIntlMagz There is probably a textbook with "building a statue in a foreign land" as the definition of imperialism

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@Trey_Explainer The literal Holy Fuck

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@kaden53535 This was a procedural matter, and in procedural matters, vetoes are ignored

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@JoaquimPastel3 Ah sim pq todo mundo liga pra Santa Catarina

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@RegimeTwink Ngl when the founding fathers created a democratic process of the people not ruling but choosing who would rule they had a point

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@pride_web3 @cnviolations No, that's why we have thousands of migrants in boats from Europe to North Africa and West Asia... No, wait, the boats are going the other way

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@TrueSlazac "Are you left-wing or right-wing?" Szekely: "Hungarian"

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@CatgirlAnarcho Nothing validates more a T-girl than having a horny straight boyfriend

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@BitterMarxist Saying that makes you sound so pathetic

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@raftinhoo Eu gosto que essa teoria começa assim e termina com "você acha que o Egito antigo teria construído sozinho as pirâmides? Eles nem são brancos"

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@bass4themasses @RedfieldWilton Yes, the French are indeed not respected enough

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@JustElexMaps Ah, yes, Irishx, the non-binary alternative to the old Irish-Irish dichotomy

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@OregonMapGuy And then leftist twitter immediately goes "see how Puerto Ricans yearn for independence but American colonialism is forcing them to become a state"

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@nykyt0sha The power of French twink

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@Kholin12345 The acoustics inside your skull must rock

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@dopaminjulia We don't know if that was the reason

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@TrueSlazac You don't get it. "color revolution" is a coded term. It's like "DEI" being a euphemism for "minority I don't like". Sarcasmitron has a great video about it

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@interprole64 The acoustics inside your skull must rock

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@noialila It's amazing, but saying it's better than Shum is wrong

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@TrueSlazac My favorite thing about the French Revolution is how every NGO was literally "Society of the Friends of the [Insert name here]". Feminist? No, you're a "Friend of the Women". Tired of coups? Join the conservative "Society of the friends of the Constitution". So funny

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@ElectsWorld 47% of French people can't agree to shit, so congratulations prime minister twink

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@lanoiatotal Bubble mentality

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@fedtanyl I decided to dive into the sewage. Apparently, their argument is that since "atoms" are divisible, they're not "a-thomos" ("non-divisible" in Greek)

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@SirOstapBender @VivianKesandre @ettingermentum A Russian trying to speak for all Eastern slavs. How original

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@AnimarchyYT We learned that, had we had internet in 2001, we'd have seen people defending Al-Quaeda and seeing tiktoks praising Saddam Hussein

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@PoliticoForYou Ah, yes, the two sides of the political spectrum, center and far-right

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@ExtremistLs Do Arab nationalists get the flu and say "Israel has poisoned me"?

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@nogwinn Mais do que tipografia, o contexto, né

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@bottomsandmen Can't narrow down to 3, but the feeling of grabbing a waist, kissing the forehead and getting a "🥺" in response is just so... Indescribable

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@kaitlynthedoll In the video he says how some people in the east might have plumbing, but they think indoor bathroom is gross, so they build a full-functional bathroom in the outhouse

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@nibit_asari Guess where

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@orikron TURNING RUSSIA INTO A LIBERAL DEMOCRACY HOLY SHIT

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@BarbarianDruid @TrueSlazac @AkvTheUnscathed Of course there's a communist hating math, otherwise it wouldn't be a joke

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@juanvenchy I'm sorry, is it called "very few loads refused"?

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@TrueSlazac You're doing more to unify Europe than he ever did

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@TrueSlazac 1st: normal people 2nd: anarchists 3rd & 4th: objectively wrong

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@25YearsAgoLive No, but Feb 29, 2000 did and we're not getting it next year so maybe help us

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@GODLXST It's 2024. Y'all are too old to just be finding out abt this

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@hildamrj @joamor27 A senhora tenha respeito com o carro Globoceta que é uma instituição nacional

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@TrueSlazac The explanation of "slazac hooked up with the prime minister and he left his underwear there" is canon now

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@ShitpostGate Wait, Yugoslav nationalists don't know Tito was croatian?

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@FlagsMashupBot United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? How would that even work?

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@SirOstapBender Said the 🔻

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@TrueSlazac THE CANCER GUARANTEE

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@CatgirlAnarcho Life goal: be that boyfriend

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@TrueSlazac @nikicaga NO NOT THE BAD ONE NOOOOOOOOO

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@colddesire Eu tô adorando que todos os exemplos que a galera tá dando fica a tipo 4 quadras da minha casa

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@GNQ__ @USA_Polling You fuck off, transphobe

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@ThermiteBanana @ZyMazza It's a shitty aluminium but it would make sense

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@Elvis_Osceola @WarTheorist Everything is true when you make stuff up

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@MalevolentAstra It's about modern art and how people who obsess about classical art being "real" and modern being fake are usually far right weirdos

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@TrueSlazac Lula was better than Bolsonaro and Milei was better than Massa, it's not that weird

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@OregonMapGuy Working with electronics since I was a teenager, CRT will never mean anything other than "cathode-ray tube" to me

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@dannfodase Odeio ser *aquela pessoa*, mas se essa fantasia representasse símbolo de ódio em qualquer outro país que não os EUA, vocês ainda se importariam?

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@nykyt0sha Mandate of Heaven sign Happy Birthday btw

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@mal0fighter As someone who was born in the year of our lord 2000, I wonder what non-cherrypicking reason your GDP data and I doesn't coexist

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@NielsReview The crowd cheering when Linda called him Martin Estrogen killed me

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@nikicaga Still remember when my German teacher (who was Jewish) just said "OK, so get ready, here comes a big one. Driver's license is Führerschein" and everyone just went "oooooh..."

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@simbasonline Completamente compreensível (quando bate aquela fome da porra)

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@nykyt0sha He's used to chasing teenagers

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@Trey_Explainer The show rarely displayed him, except for "my wife is putting her toes into some Texan's mouth"

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@TrueSlazac That's what we're hoping for when we say "please come to Brazil"

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@FlagsMashupBot State of republic damn it

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@EuropeElects The fact that Wikipedia refers to him as "Cypriot Youtuber" tells me everything I need to know

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@ca_dmv_bot2 For all that is holy please use "Spanish" instead of "espanol"

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@burrosgeniais Explicando porque NÃO tá errado: o McDonald's é praticamente igual no mundo todo, então o preço de um mesmo pedido em algum lugar do mundo é um bom indicativo do custo médio da produção de algum lugar. Quanto menor a renda em relação aos custos, mais de "luxo" vai ser o Mc

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@TrueSlazac People who disapprove him would be in a different country, so, yeah

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@arthursoll Mas a lógica é a mesma Não foi roubada pq deu sorte

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@ryecyandies It took me 5 minutes and seeing this 3 times to realize how funny "my boyfriend (hes gay)" is

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@LinkofSunshine Go full FYROM and call it "the former Mandatory Palestine"

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@25YearsAgoLive You don't realize how meta this is? A page that pretends to be live informing us that it isn't, not because of a technical difficulty, but because time itself prevented it? This belongs in a museum, for God's sake

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@adnashmyash @ApexMetal You might be, but are you from Donna's?

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