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@YesSarahS
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5 years
Here’s some new art, this painting was 30x40, the biggest I’ve completed yet 😬
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
One of my exes awhile back had me fucked up over some texts he sent, so I made him read them out loud to my face and he barely finished the first one before he started apologizing. 😂
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5 years
I want 2 have a tv show where I fly to men’s houses and make them read the things they’ve texted outloud to the camera & also their mother
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@beatlejvice The fact he built all that but didn’t build himself any stairs??? The pillow!??!?!
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
I can’t sleep because of this, it’s haunting me
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@mooncult LEGO rat, obviously
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@macsuline It’s a hot girl summer, but not at the expense of the proletariat 😭
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@thelegendkrebs I kicked the last person who did this to me out of my life and blocked them on everything, and I would highly suggest that route
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@vicsimms24 Yeah I wasn’t expecting the rest cause my fyp on tiktok is quite regularly filled with cool woodworking projects and people’s nerdy collections but it really hit me like a ton of bricks lmfao
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@cowgrlpris @prizzillla Tell me why she painted it with “dead fishscale” blue-grey and “gone-off salmon sashimi” pink....
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@aliyahInterlude if the matcha is actually dissolved and not sitting in lumps at the bottom then i KNOW a queer made my drink
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@MikeRuga So r u gonna give her back her car or what
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@dumbihtc @bbystxrr I think I narrowed it down to a 2v2
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5 years
@cowgrlpris @prizzillla I would have in a heartbeat!!!! I would have spent hours colour matching !!! I’m MAD 😭
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@kiyamonnai @Lanr3zy HEY WHATS UP IM A PAINTER THIS IS SOME OF MY WORK MAYBE HIRE ME OR SOMETHING THANKS
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5 years
@leila_notlayla MY CAT IS NAMED KITKAT TOO I’ve had her since I was 8
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@YesSarahS
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9 years
#growingupcanadian Carlos from the Zone on YTV was my first love http://t.co/PCNpP9baCC
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
For anyone who expressed concern or who loved Kitkat like I did, today before her vet appointment she was nearly comatose, the vet had to deliver the unfortunate news to us today that she had an incurable kidney disease, and recommended euthanasia as the kindest treatment option.
@YesSarahS
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1 year
my cat isn’t feeling well 😥 she hasn’t eaten all day today and she’s been camped out by the water dish but not drinking anything which is abnormal for her
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@bettyboof_ Don’t worry she’s making tweets like this, she IS the local 👀
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@fliegu2 @pillow4rt @supremeipadbaby not 5 year olds… they said 13 year olds :)
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@LalalaLindseyJ New type of man just dropped
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
I appreciate y’all appreciating this video with me.... it’s truly a masterpiece. If u have a little more energy left for appreciating masterpieces pls consider following me here or on Instagram (selfcritic) where I post my art
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@fliegu2 @pillow4rt @supremeipadbaby i understand! putting my 2 cents in while you’re here, it’s not that all men have low emotional intelligence/awareness, it’s more that men as a group are not expected to have high emotional intelligence/awareness and so rarely work on it 🫡 hope that helps
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@YesSarahS
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6 years
For everyone in Toronto who thinks I’ve been exaggerating how wild my hick hometown is
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3 years
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
since everyone has been making memes out of this pic I would like to offer one of my own for consideration:
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@tradishskinbyrd I made the Canadian version
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@MDragon_12 @wonyihluv @TTDSEASN @PopBase You (show) intentionally has an unreliable narrator in the form of a serial killer, most of the concept of the show lies in the viewer's media literacy & them working to not be attracted to the bad man, despite the show intentionally trying to tempt you to sympathize with him.
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@chaiconsumer This one I painted I’ve been wearing all the time lately
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@poetastrologers My interpretation: Trust yourself and your perceptions of situations. Red lights could represent either destinations you are being led to, or red flags you see in others. Wherever you’re at in life, know that you are your own strongest deciding factor.
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@MizTeeFranklin agreed, over the top fan service is just gross and makes the anime considerably less entertaining & enjoyable
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@daniecal That lil patch of makeup probably worth more than the shirt 😭😭
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@bikinq @dumbihtc @bbystxrr they’re more powerful but they’re also more kind-hearted... it’s a tough fight
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@fliegu2 @pillow4rt @supremeipadbaby best i can do in a single tweet is say women are expected to have baseline medium emotional intelligence to operate in society and they are pushed to develop it much earlier. basically when your body develops you’ve gotta get with the program or you’re in danger.
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@communistbabe Everyone who reviews it basically just says that it’s a terrible table and falls over constantly and they have to lean it against a wall but ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ five star review because it’s freaking adorable
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
They snuggled her up in a Hello Kitty blanket & I was by her side the whole time. I am still, of course, completely bereft, today I lost my best friend of over 18 years. Knowing it might have been coming didn’t make it any easier. I’ll love her deeply forever and ever.
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@cryintofrank @sinntsn babes the boning is clearly different, vivienne has a signature boning design that her house sticks to.
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@fliegu2 @pillow4rt @supremeipadbaby well that part would be very difficult to explain to you over twitter since you have likely lived your entire life as a guy and so would not have experienced the same general social experiences of a girl or woman.
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
I was trying to like as many quote tweets and replies as I could but Twitter won’t let me like anything now so I’ll be back to support y’all in an hour or so and hopefully I can like things again then
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1 year
@MDragon_12 @wonyihluv @TTDSEASN @PopBase a show asking viewers to self-analyze and unbundle their attraction to and ability to sympathize with the motives of dangerous men & the viewer possibly failing at that is astronomically different than someone sympathizing with a real serial killer at face value.
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@YesSarahS
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6 years
One taught me love One taught me patience And one taught me pain
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4 years
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
Thankful for my first ever viral tweet you guys! Glad you all thought this was as funny as I thought it was... but I’m going to have to mute this soon because I can’t see when my mom likes my tweets anymore.
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@Chinchillazllla The way they tried to frame this behaviour as ADHD related, and not as symptomatic of the abuse they listed just previously....
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@MDragon_12 @wonyihluv @TTDSEASN @PopBase you can also enjoy a character in media because you like how they are written and you find the challenges they pose the viewer compelling, but not agree with or support their actions or viewpoints within the media. Thats why a lot of people enjoy villains.
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1 year
@ThisIsntRoss my criticism is that if my boyfriend wanted to have a leftist yell at him about his opinions for 8 hours a day so badly then idk why he doesn’t just ask me to move in??
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@YesSarahS
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@dobestpossible @aariarchives @brainzz_puppy @troofputin @shark_gal @ChesterEugene70 @KUSHlNADA @wildtiktokss She’s literally posting about how this mentally screwed with her so bad she still thinks about it long after high school and THIS is your take? Is it brain damage or drugs? What’s your issue?
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@seamoanin @XOXO_ThaRealest @dickyzny @PopCrave exactly, mother is caretaker and role model, the person who is both there for us and who we aspire to be… for as long as you are an inspiration you are mother
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@nlitb @srkndi unfortunately, no matter how late or how early you discover you are bi, some will always think this. but you dont want to end up dating anyone biphobic anyways, so try and just stay positive, think of it as a barrier to keep away ignorant people.
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@lmsocurious If you seek Amy
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@YesSarahS
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7 years
Duality of me
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@angeljoues @verscomics @JubilantJo Kendrick’s album for black panther was unquestionably amazing but this the best use of the music in a scene, EASY, the scene sets a tone and establishes the character’s personality and family life all in one go, and is perfectly accented by the song.
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
Got so bored I drew today
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1 year
@axolotl_comrade help the environment we’ve manufactured has gotten too fun and silly!!!
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@PinkieToons @KimKardashian They’re just buying horses for the aesthetic you know not a single one of them shares any type of bond....
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@DoomRulz2 @fuckyouiquit someone being an incel does not inherently mean they are dangerous, some are but not all. Incel just means that they have a very entitled attitude towards women they want to date and that they subsequently don’t get laid because of that attitude. which is exactly what he’s like.
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@baldboyblues Netflix stole my identity and has not sent me a check. I am Horse Girl Sarah. Please do not support this movie.
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
baby, it’s not about age it’s about Himbo Quality… and he’s got it.
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Ryan Gosling, 42, is being criticized on social media where many have labeled him as “too old to play Ken”.
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1 year
@Chinchillazllla i worked in an area like that for awhile and my coworker got assaulted on his break one time & the company said because it didn’t happen on the property and he was technically “clocked out” for it they weren’t going to offer paid leave
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@misthiOSX @FootballDot96 so ur saying the societal crisis isn’t actually due to mens loneliness since that’s common between the two demographics, but mens tendency towards violence? 🤔 interesting point
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@MDragon_12 @wonyihluv @TTDSEASN @PopBase & to address your final question "where do young people cultivate in their development the attraction to negative attributes within a person to form a strong desire for that type?" the answer is that it comes from patriarchal influence. A whole essay can be written on that.
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@aolanigu Don’t say this in my vicinity unless ur ready to kiss RIGHT NOW
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@sadkxit If, as a woman, you are attracted to a woman, and you are 100% attracted to her in every way...... the fact that you have been attracted to men before does not affect this. Same way that being attracted to a different woman before this new woman does not affect how you feel now
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@YesSarahS
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@trader_bigs @ask_aubry if you’re having disagreements about chores the child is already in a broken home and if you don’t understand that then you’re gonna struggle a lot in life
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@YesSarahS
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@EurydiceLuv @girldrawsghosts i thought the message was supposed to be “you ARE desirable, you should know that and have confidence, so stop being kinda gross and nerfing yourself” but then they took it way too far and fucked up her whole vibe just so she could get with the jock
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
Yesterday’s study: Banana Palms
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4 years
@vellen08 @luckyappricot @the_tweedy As someone with celiac disease this would be a best case scenario response where someone actually understands the issue, but some people have told me if I microdose gluten I’ll eventually “build a tolerance” 🤦🏼
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4 years
@HTTP_Lovecraft I love these memes
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5 years
@TheSocietyDude Ben truly needs help
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2 years
@fliegu2 @pillow4rt @supremeipadbaby yeah they do, but that means time has to go on, making the men now older, and that’s the exact point of the tweet I guess
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
Yesterday’s master study of John Singer Sargent’s work from 1878
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
"I am the least racist person there is anywhere in the world"
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4 years
everything is so fucked up
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1 year
@blxssumxo @cherryroelle no she for sure addressed the 3inchers
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
The way puppies walk so lightly like they will NEVER feel the weight of all the evil in the world upon them RT if you agree
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@KannonHalpainy @JoshuaPotash Where’s the one of the cop scrolling on his cell phone?
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@jiraiyanyx @champaiignmamii @LustforJewls Trilingual cause she speaks English, Spanish, and Cursive
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@leila_notlayla We are best friends & i know you two are gonna be too 😭🖤
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@YesSarahS
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6 years
You guys know who REALLY had BDE?
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@YesSarahS
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6 months
fuck i miss circles so bad i wanna talk shit RIGHT NOW
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@trans_gaymes @akreyjulian Is this Kehlani and Hayley
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@fatfabfeminist I fr love running interference LMAO LET ME AT HIM
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
A gender reveal but it’s for if you’re going to keep or abort the baby
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
Like, yeah? You see? You’re a fucking asshole.
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@hip_priest69 @sulkingtime I was thinking of this exact scene when I read the tweet 😭😭😭
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@YesSarahS
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2 years
@loonylilli @siIIymonkey Cause if it was a blondie brownie he would have wagged his fingers and said “don’t mind if I do”
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@YesSarahS
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3 years
@lightuprock @wockyshlush @merlinszn @trvisXX What do you think the emergency vehicles in said video were there for??? Don’t be a weirdo.
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@YesSarahS
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@dmnqwk @AxelrodJulie @ask_aubry hi here’s the cohesive argument: her sister already extended the olive branch on her size by apologizing, even though both people were hurting and both should apologize. it’s now up to the OP to include her sister and hopefully apologize herself.
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@YesSarahS
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5 years
@tidalrs This one from 2017 was really big for me (first two pics), but now my hair is like third pic and I’m considering chopping it even shorter than before...
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@YesSarahS
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4 years
@verybrief @mooncult Genuinely the best part
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@YesSarahS
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10 months
sketched this very glamorous dog on the procreate while waiting for a stencil to dry
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
@CartoonsHateHer the photoshop is doing some heavy lifting here
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5 years
@LeftAtLondon Dammit I was just working on this
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@YesSarahS
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1 year
because girls are hot, please ask a harder question next time
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How do people find these kind of girls hot?
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5 years
@LeftAtLondon A splenda daddy
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10 months
okay i tattooed myself today…
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