@DEADLINE
A futuristic story of a map-maker and pasta enthusiast named Luigi Magellan as he leaves his home in the aggressively Strait of Magellan with his British rain-farmer friend Rand McNally.
Give me a billion dollars and a group of people to hate for no goddamn reason.
@Ninja__Wisdom
Your $8 dog turd cigar isn’t convincing anyone. If you smoke a cigar in a pool you take the band off first or else you’re gonna get mess everywhere when you need to take it off. Anyone who smokes cigars in pools regularly knows this. Great fake energy you’re shitting out.
@netflix
That Ryan guy that shat out this fan-fic is gonna burn in hell with far more intensity than anyone involved with this tragedy ever will.
Netflix, you guys have a first look deal with him I get it. You should’ve said no when you looked at this.
I’m happy with its cunt development thus far, I want it to upsize; 93
@ToppedToys
Gapekeeper in Red. I understand the 93 is a stretch, but it’s marecunt needs and deserves it.
@Disciple_Fit
I’m an enormously fat porcine-Paul Lynde porn- queer and I’m getting ads for running with Jesus.
Should’ve called your grift “Cross Country with Christ.”
Ad money well spent. Sure glad this showed up on my timeline and you paid for the privilege.
Great load, great hole. The last :30 of this I think is a great example of how people react to that ragged & sloppy rose. Those 30 seconds of fondling and prodding can turn into 30 minutes before you know it. 😂
It’s a tremendous pleasure being able to drop in and make demands of meat on-demand.
@KristoferWeston
, cunt check - I’d enjoy several plugged squats this evening.
For today;
@KristoferWeston
, plug. Start with the
@ToppedToys
GapeKeeper 93, and wear to gym. I want to see that plug via squats in those thin-as-it’s-dignity shorts.
Seeing what a heavy load of overnight piss
@KristoferWeston
can burden in its diaper made we want it to burden the load of silicone in its cunt. Plug for the gym. GK93.
@eli_zaheer
oh you remember those truck drivers we passed, and how I led you into the rest stop bathroom without saying a word? Such fond and good memories.